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Well, well, well... today is the dollachop day! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: - Our idiot did not sleep at all, because at 4 in the morning he was sending messages to Akwude. :D - The truck has already left Port Harcourt for Lagos, with a short stop in Benin City. - My manager Akwude confirmed this ...

- We don't want to complicate the situation too much, so that the idiot doesn't suspect anything wrong. - That "new" customer (Ebier Anonde) will come to Port Harcourt tomorrow morning and will load the truck with all the parcels (including of course the church parcel). - Then, on Thursday...

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Things are starting to settle in their natural layer... the delivery will take place tomorrow, and the truck should arrive in Lagos on Friday. Or not. Who knows? :lol: :lol: :lol: Quin to Akwude (yesterday): Hello Mr Akwude Good afternoon, it nice reading from you once again today, it's OK I am awai...

^^^ Ohh, yeah! :lol: :lol: :lol: Quin to the old father Edward... he just check the situation: Dear sir chancellor Edward good afternoon sir how are you doing today Sir I said I should check on you sir thanks Sir and remain blessed by the holy lamb your son in the Lord Quin Rev. Edward: Thank you my...

^^^ We will definitely request the completion of the Customer Satisfaction Questionnaire, no doubts!... but, this will only be after we lose the package. To see our idiot's "natural reaction." :D :D :D - We will execute the Dollachop operation on Thursday or Friday... there is no point in ...

We are preparing the "Dollachop" operation that will take place this weekend. - Solution #1... a "fake" Reverend Quin will show up at the Port Harcourt warehouse and pick up the package. With a mask on his face and forged identity documents, everything will be very easy to explai...

:lol: :lol: :lol: The idiot tries to avoid the last task that sister Dave set for him. He writes to Rev. Edward: Dear Sir Chancellor Edward Good Morning Sir and how was your night rest?I hope you were guided to have a sound sleep by the Holy Lamb and Holy Spirits of his,I also hope and believe you h...

Over the weekend - The package was transported and stored in the PLog warehouses in Port Harcourt. - The elders of the church have accepted the materials sent by Quin :mrgreen:, so Brother Zach will embark on a pilgrimage to Nigeria. - Linoline had the idea to try to get a dollachop that does not i...

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Friday - 11.00 - It was a very quiet day in West Africa, so my customer manager Elvis wrote to the idiot: Dear Sir, As I promised in my previous message, I am able to return with useful clarifications in order to deliver the package TRK70333****. - The quarantine in Teme (Ghana) was lifted a few ho...

12.27 - The idiot hopes again that he will receive the package and tries to gain time until the ship unloads the containers. How transparent, how predictable! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: - He just writes to sister Dave: Dear Sister Dave. Good after noon and how are you doing? Please before your a...

^^^ Not him! The regional manager is a Muslim... for to give our story a "local color", I thought it would be good to have another religion represented there.

^^^ "But hey, it's not over until it's over right?" YES, of course! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: The idiot was silent all day, so I started preparing for next week's operation: - The ship will leave for Lagos on Saturday morning. - the PLog warehouse in Lagos will be in quarantine (one of...

- This funny idiot has a deadline until Saturday, to send us a video in which he kneels in front of the pyramid, with that chicken :mrgreen: in his hands and apologizes for his sins. - If he doesn't do this (and Linoline and I are pretty sure he won't), then starting Monday we'll prepare the "e...

Wednesday - in the morning - The idiot refuses any cooperation, due to the fact that the whole village laughs at him. :mrgreen: - He has debts and is constantly ridiculed by both friends and neighbors / landlord. :mrgreen: - We will try to frustrate him as much as possible, taking into account the ...

Few hour later... well, the idiot really refuses to do anything.. he look for excuses and try to "negotiate" with me. I reactivated also the character Elvis (Plog manager), in order to give the idiot a hope that everything will be resolved next week... of course, if he does not obey, then ...

Luis to my rich widow: This is very Un-American as a true American should first and foremost honor their words and hence I did all required in the first place and got nothing its a signal of things to come which i wont be fooled by the mention of sponsorship which is a hoax. I have no iota of trust ...

^^^ Muhahahaha! - It is obvious to everyone that our idiot Quin has lost the support and trust of his friends / neighbors / parishioners. :mrgreen: He probably has debts now too. - Now, he is in a situation where he has invested so much in this story that he cannot accept (towards himself) that he w...

^^^ Exactly! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Rude and insolent, Quin tries to impose his will on the old chancellor: Sir,Thanks for your time and clarifications. I will take issues you questioned me on one after the other,(1) Sir if I can remember vividly, there was a time I mentioned to you that most...

In September 2017 the scammer Luis (aka "the indonesian moron") appeared in the Inbox of one of my characters... for almost 3 years, he was "busy" to correspond with me and Linoline in various stories: Story #1 Story #2 Story #3 Well, during my last vacation, he continued to writ...

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^^^ LOL! Quin will be delighted to meet Joojoo, I have no doubt. :mrgreen: This pandemic and the blockage of travel prevent us from enjoying this little story properly. Quin to father Edward... obviously, we have all: whining, pretexts and refusals. :D Dear Sir Chancellor Edward. Good morning,hope y...

^^^ Muhahaha! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Saturday, in the morning - The good reverend Quin writes to my old chancellor Ed: Dear Sir Chancellor Edward. Sir thanks for your time in responding to my emails but Sir please one thing is still very unclear to me here,you mentioned courtesy package, Sir ...

^^^ Exactly! :mrgreen: ... Our boy is caught in the trap he set himself. His pretexts about the pandemic are turning against him. :D Quin writes to Mr. Rabee (Plog employee)... he he seems patient and willing to wait. :mrgreen: Good day Mr Rabee Thanks for your mail and the information there in I pr...