All time number: 505
Quarantine (April 2020-present): 378
Some stats for the quarantine period:
Tools used:Number of individual lads - 206
Number of different countries where the bank is located - 32
Top three countries where bank is located - US (143), UK (106), Nigeria (55)
Most unusual location (for me) - The US Virgin Islands
New countries encountered - Denmark, Ireland, Sweden
Total amount of money my characters pretended to send to lad-land - ยฃ975,120.00 ($1,325,040.84, EUR1,096,933.47)
Most bank accounts collected from a single lad - 13
My modalities:
- straight baiting, covid-19 has been good for telling lads that I can't go to the store/WU/MG etc. Once I have exhausted the lad with bank accounts I send him down the MG calling route
- a few cheeky ASEMs
4 different characters, 3 catcher accounts.
A fictitious private and exclusive bank, with an address that cannot be looked up. If the lad whines I say that the bank is so exclusive that it is not advertised. Obviously the bank is too fancy to have bitcoin or money transfer facilities! Additionally, for other characters, a Mutual Bank and a Building Society. Each has its own receipt and statement templates.
Microsoft Word and Excel - I use a spreadsheet to record the data and Word templates, with the mailmerge function, to create the receipts. The spreadsheet holds the parity rates to convert the currency to the relevant location. One benefit of the list is that if the lad sends me a bank account that I've been sent before, I can reject it and insist on another.
I send a bank statement when the lad whines, also using the mailmerge function. The statement has the details of income and expenditure on the account for the day of the transfer, including the amount sent to the lad, for authenticity. My characters are wealthy individuals, it keeps the lad hooked for longer.
I send a bank reject notification so I can ask for a second, third (10th...) bank account from the lad.
I use a separate reporting Word document to compile all the info required to send the account to an Eater mod.
Photoshop - to create folding lines in the receipts etc.
Skype number - for the lads to call me.
Googlemail schedule send - I always send my emails at 3am, so that when I get up in the morning, I normally have a clutch of emails to respond to.
Googlemail templates - good for the initial stages of the bait.
oscarpiles, has been diligent with all the reporting, as ever. Thank you!
If you've got this far, here are my favourite lad-rants for this period:
You are a criminal and this is your end - James
You are a fool and you will remain a fool forever. You are also an idiot and animal in human flesh and what do you think you are? Stop that nonsense and go to hell idiot and fuck off my ass ok. - Gen Buhari
GO AND FUCK YOUR FATHER - FBI
I donโt want to fuck your pussy again, I do not need fat pussy - MG Office
I received your email and is well noted . please let this be real because i dont shit here okay . - US Supreme Court
Are you a jonky? how can you send money without reference, this is fake. what a nonsence, get that funcking number by your self. if you are real. - Anthony
Go fuck your father, foolish woman, fat pussy - Ben