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Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Padme » Wed May 06, 2020 7:13 pm

In the find tradition of past threads - post your favorite silly, ridiculous, funny, outlandish emails, chat messages, etc. from lads in this thread.
"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."


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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by LilRachel » Mon Jun 22, 2020 9:36 pm

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He's such a Prince Charming... :oops:
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by DerekTrotter1981 » Wed Jun 24, 2020 3:26 pm

You can say that again.

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by better-be-floss » Wed Jun 24, 2020 9:06 pm

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There are two more full paragraphs of this!

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by DerekTrotter1981 » Wed Jun 24, 2020 9:14 pm

Well. that's ironic, isn't it?

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by better-be-floss » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:40 pm

Their initial email's subject line was "Rich and Famous," so hopefully I can get them to draw up a standard contract for me. :D

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Vision » Sun Jun 28, 2020 8:29 am

I think this is one if the best that I received so far:

“ You are a fraud, never you contact me again”
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by DerekTrotter1981 » Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:27 am

"You are a fraud"? Oh, the irony

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Deniden » Wed Jul 08, 2020 12:46 pm

Weird lad's arithmetic:
Once again note that the actual Courier Retail Price: $588 Your Price
(Because of our contract signed): is now $118 ( $118.00 Savings!).
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Padme » Fri Jul 10, 2020 1:37 am

This was the lad's entire opening format. Sent bbc no less. :lol:

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"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."


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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by DerekTrotter1981 » Fri Jul 10, 2020 4:07 pm

This was the last message I heard from a lad who got all angry because I gave him no ID:
OK. THIS IS THE END OF OUR COMMUNICATION BECAUSE I CANNOT BE DEALING WITH A FACELESS PERSON WHILE YOU HAVE ALL MY INFORMATION.

BYE AND ALL THE BEST

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by coffinsurfer » Fri Jul 17, 2020 5:41 pm

Received this today from one of my FB lads:
I have one Brother who lives in Naples, FL. He had some disability due to an auto accident which made him lose his spinal cord
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Honey I believe you and I trust you sorry if you think am doubting you I never did that bank manager is only just a pissing of crash - Bryan
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by bobdemol » Sat Jul 18, 2020 9:45 am

Today from a happy lad:
Fools, you cannot write, because you know that you are nothing but fucking.
yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna

You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-

FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-

why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-

why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen

LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by LillyDFawcett » Sun Jul 19, 2020 2:27 am

When I refused to give bank account details because I was "scared of criminals accessing my emails":
NO CRIMINAL WILL NOT OK SEND IT FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Rupert128 » Sun Jul 19, 2020 2:56 am

"Nothing was dropped to gail David house and stop your bullshit if you cannot send the fee $700 as instructed kindly stop further commication now"

I found it quite amusing that he demanded I stop with my bullshit lol

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by kithri » Tue Jul 21, 2020 3:00 am

I'm new, so this is probably not out of the ordinary, but this lad apparently wants to use WhatsApp exclusively. My character don't have WhatsApp (and I'm not sure about whether I want to use it as a baiter or not), so when he asked for my character's WhatsApp, she said:
Barrister,

What is WhatsApp?

Sincerely,
N.
And the response she got was
IS YOUR COUNTRY NOT USING WHATSAPP
I realize that this is probably pretty normal, but when that showed up in my inbox, it just struck me as hilarious for some reason :lol:

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by coffinsurfer » Tue Jul 21, 2020 10:42 am

Lad: The serials are killing people
Me: What are serials?
Lad: You haven’t heard of serial?
They are close to Turkey
It was early in the morning and took a minute before I realized who he was talking about.
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by McMarz » Tue Jul 21, 2020 12:20 pm

I always love it when lads pretend to be highly educated American politicians, generals, lawyers, bank managers and then write like they were home schooled by the local village idiot.
Have you send the money because diplomatic was told me that he is already gave you all the account to send the money to, have you send it , and you we still keep updating me utill you receive the money to your door step.

General Scott Miller
Hello my friend Julia What's going on have you make the payment , because I don't like this box still at diplomatic , secondly if you make the payment then I will feeling relax as you make the payment so that the consignment box will reach you home address.

General Scott Miller
Are you make the payment?
The management of the bank called your lawyer yestertday thinking that you will send to enable us effect the tranbsfer of this your fund same yesterday but unfortunately he stayed but nothing happend on your side.

We have give you two accounts also give name to send the money via RAI money transfer unit of world remit below and the accounts are below and up till now you did not ua any tangiable reason for not doing as you said kindly let us know what is the delay for now again.
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by DerekTrotter1981 » Tue Jul 21, 2020 2:28 pm

Isn't it ironic that lads who pose as barristers, bankers and what have you, write stuff like this but talk much better whenever they phone Lenny or another chatbot?

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by LeChuck » Sat Jul 25, 2020 5:10 pm

I think I've pushed this particular lad over the edge. After some delays, he sent me a harshly-worded email for attaching the bank_transfer_receipt.jpg incorrectly to the email, so I told him I would be instructing my bank to cancel the payment. Then I received this beauty (minor censoring done by me):
SIR

WHY ARE YOU ASKING YOUR BANK TO RETURN BACK THE MONEY, I HAVE ALREADY RECEIVED THE MONEY YOU HAVE SENT. THUNDER FIRE YOU AND YOUR BANK IDIOT, SMALL D*CK HEAD. YOU THINK YOU CAN PLAY ANYONE YOU SEE. COW TAIL LIKE YOU.
Will have to think of something to keep him hooked.
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Bertje » Sat Jul 25, 2020 6:35 pm

If he already received the money, he can surely process the transaction and give you your funds :D

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by bware419ers » Tue Jul 28, 2020 5:15 pm

Do not be angry with me yet because, everything about this transfer
will work out peacefully without any trouble okay.
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by bobdemol » Wed Jul 29, 2020 10:34 am

Following instruction issued to the bank for immediate transfer of the fund to you, the financial consultant will be contacting you for the transfer of the fund to you as the funds are in the bank for onward transfer to you.
He has to explain this sh*t :lol:
yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna

You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-

FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-

why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-

why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen

LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by DerekTrotter1981 » Wed Jul 29, 2020 2:29 pm

Not exactly goofy, but it's still pretty ungrateful. Especially since Danerys had been nothing but cooperative with her; this is probably the last message we're going to get from Asma Mostafa:
Greetings Dear
Thanks raising hope mine hope
Thanks for joking over my life
Thanks for disheartening
Thanks, because am demoralize
Thanks for making me follow you sheepishly......Nevertheless God bless you

Asma

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by McMarz » Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:27 pm

I've been stringing along a lad since September last year and went through all of our emails and noticed this one from June 5th. He means two hard disks.
TO:Anna

Sincerely speaking i don't know what is happening on your side and i have to give you time to raise the require fees for two hard dicks that is why i dont mail you.
I started working with you on the release of your $37 Million because i know that it will be of great financial benefit to me and my family mostly to my two disabled children.

Please do not allow anybody to deceive you at this final stage because it will be very costly.

Let us reap what we sowed,I am waiting for your reply.
#Stay Safe, stay healthy

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