bware of people like Sal

[oscarpiles]

A while back someone referred this Lad to me:



(The least naughty photo I could find. Honest.)

I've not been Baiting much lately so if you cut me a bit of slack I'll do my best to entertain you or heck even edumicate you if at all possible. This one has started slow and dull BUT does have potential. Many of the interchanges are hours if not days apart..

Kira:Salvatore introduce you to me
He said you help upcoming models
Darla::I am a talent scout here in America. I help all sorts of performers.
Tell me all about yourself.
Kira: What do you wanna know
Darla::Why don't you send me a detailed yet fun message to [email protected] explaining your experiences, dreams, aspirations and goals in life. I can make a lot of money for the right person.
Kira:I'm Kira
I'm 25
My dreams are simple I wanna be a successful model
I lost both parents
Darla::It is very nice to meet you.
I also lost my parents in a bizarre gardening accident.
Kira: Thanks
Darla::It would be best if you sent me a detailed resume but if you feel uncomfortable I guess that would be okay for the time being.
Kira:Yeah this is okay
I've got no details oughta this
Darla:: Well then we had best get to work then shouldn't we?
Kira:We should
Darla::Excellent!
Kira: So???
Darla:: As I think you know I'm looking for models, stunt men,Rapers, Actors of all types (The sweatier the better), gaffers and a few grips..
Kira:I know
AFTER A FEW
Darla:: What time is it there?
Kira:1:34am
Darla::You are dedicated or not?
Kira:I am very very dedicated
Darla:: Good.
Perhaps we will find you a role in the coming weeks..
Kira:Okay ma'am
Thanks so so much

YEAH I KNOW BUT IT GETS MORE BETTER. I HOPE..

Darla: Hiya
Kira: Hey
Darla: I was wondering where you were at
You must be busy. Maybe we can talk business another time
Kira:I'm in Munich now
Germany
Darla:Am interested. Tell me more..
Kira:I'm living in a girl's hostel there
Darla:Sounds to me like someone needs to make some money.
Kira:I really need to
Darla:Then lets work!!
Kira:We should meet
But I'm too far and I don't have money for transport
I just finished paying the loan I took
Darla:Before I reveal how we can make Piles of money perhaps I could send you a tiny stipend?
Kira:Yes
Darla:The please send your banking information to [email protected]
Kira:Sorry pls let me send it here
Brack Masterson
That's my cash app details
Send screenshot after doing the payment ma'am
Darla:Brack Masterson?
Kira:Yes
Myu brother uses it
And I do receive payment on it?
Darla:ok
Kira:Yes
Darla:k
BUUUUUT I will not send a penny to your brother...
Kira:Why?
Darla:Cause I want to make sure you get what you deserve Hunny!
Kira:Meaning????
I still don't get it ma'am
Darla:We are both business women are we not?
Kira:We are
I'm an aspiring one tho.
Darla:Most excellent!
ANNND am here to teach you
Kira:Okay
So you aren't sending me any money anymore?
Darla:Oh I want to and I probably will but we should bware of people like Sal.
Kira:Coz I've been rest assured that I'm gonna use the money to sort my hostel rent fee here
Darla:You have the absolutely BESTEST IDEAS!!!
Of course I can send it to the Hostel's account!!
Kira:Let me enquire if they have one
Darla:k
ONE SECOND LATER (SERIOUSLY)
Kira:Sorry ma'am they don't
What about getting me a gift car?
Card
Darla:No! We need to be able to make large,insured, legitimate transfers going forward so it will be a bank account or nothing. I'm not willing to risk losing hundreds of thousands of USD. Are you??
Kira:Nope
You can just send it to that cash app tag
It's safe
He's my blood brother
Darla:I find myself growing fatigued..

Kira:Sorry ma'am
I'm sorry

So far this has not gone in any direction that I thought it would/could but I've learned quite a bit to carry on the Bait whilst inflicting some damage along the way..

[bware419ers]

^^^It really is hard to find a fun romance scammer anymore.

So, how did the famous Darla come to meet Kira? And who is Kira?

According to her FB profile, she's:

Kira
Basic info:
Birth year: 1998
From Houston, Alaska
Lives in Houston, Alaska
Works at Student athlete
Studied at Texas Southern University

We might need a reference map:


And, OP wasn't kidding about the images used. The scammer is using images posted by a porn star with the same first name. So, let's get to all the...ahem...excitement. Maybe. Kinda.

Sal:
Absolutely stunning, hottie!
Kira: Hey
Whwre you chatting from
Thanks hon
Sal:
Iowa. You?

Yeah. I know. Sal's an American and we say we are from a city or state. Whatcha gonna do, dude?

Sal:
Are you ok if I'm white?
Sal:
Did you peace out?
Kira: [/bI'm okay with it
]So sorry I was doing dishes
Sal:
gOTCHA
Sal:
Sorry about that.
Kira: Where ya at?
Sal:
Iowa. U?
Kira: Are you at home
Sal:
Work
Kira: Okay
What do you do
Sal:
Where u at?
Kira: Presently at Munich
Kira: But I'm from Houston USA
Sal:
What state is Munich in?
Kira: Bavaria
Sal:
You must be busy.
Kira: Ain't busy
Sal:
Oh! Munchit, Deutschland.
Kira: Yes
Sal:
Sorry
Kira: [/bWhat work do you do?
Kira: Came here in search of work
Sal:
So, tell me about you. How old? Married? Kids? Occupation? Favorite food? Cats or Dogs?
Kira: I'm 30
Single
No kids
Pizza
Not employed searching for job
Both I love cats and dogs
Sal:
30, single, no kids, pizza, import/export business, dogs - allergic to cats.
Kira: Ohhhhh
Sal:
What work are you looking for in Muich?
Kira: [/b
Why are you single
I'm looking for job
I lost my parents and city's is cold
So I decided to come here
Kira:
She sends a pic
Sal:
That is one smoking hot ass. Why am I single? Too many gold diggers and...want me tbh?
Kira: Thanks hon
Sal:
Houston is cold so you prefer the warm weather in Munich?
Kira: Gold diggers?
Kira: Cold as in
So violent
Sal:
I get it. The weather in Iowa can be iffy. It's why I travel a lot.
Kira: I don't want to be a victim of slave trade
Sal:
Yeah, I hate wind that whips your ass. Even a sexy one like yours.
Sal:
We don't allow slaves any more, sexy. Not even in Texas.
Kira: I haven't paid the loan I used in travelling here
There are slaves in Houston
Kira: Can I see a pics of you
Sal:
Wow.
Sal:
Hold up. Catch up on a few things while I look for a recent picture on this computer.
Kira: Okay hon
Sal:
1. You don't mind that I'm white do you? 2. Are you ok that I fuck a lot? I mean a lot of different people. It's really why I'm single. I have a sex addiction and it's probably because I lost both my parents in a car accident years ago, then Aunt Mary raised me. 3. Did you ask what a gold digger is? 4. Tell me about the slaves in Houston. I wasn't aware.
Sal:
I'll look for a pic while your hot ass replies!
Kira:
Well we can hookup you know
Kira: We can be besties
Sal:
Cool. What about the questions, tho?
Kira:
I love sex also
So I'm cool baby
Kira: I'm cool baby
Sal:
Oh, I think you're hot!
Kira: You have sent your pics
Sal:
Sorry. I don't speak with a Houston accent. What did you ask?
Kira: Like you haven't sent me your pics yet?
Sal:
Still looking. I think they are on a flash drive. Your sexiness never answered my 4 questions.
Sal:
Here's 1!
Sal: Image

Sal's Facebook profile was created years ago and features selfies by American actor and general weirdo James Franco. With AI, I can create similar selfies any place I need Sal to be. They look just enough like the actor to be concincing, but far enough apart to not appear in image searches. Scammers will have a field day using these.

Kira: What questions again
You look so so cute
Sal:
Thanks!
Sal:
1. You don't mind that I'm white do you? 2. Are you ok that I fuck a lot? I mean a lot of different people. It's really why I'm single. I have a sex addiction and it's probably because I lost both my parents in a car accident years ago, then Aunt Mary raised me. 3. Did you ask what a gold digger is? 4. Tell me about the slaves in Houston. I wasn't aware.
Sal:
I'm not as hot as you! Don't get me wrong. I'd do both of us, but you first!
Kira: I don't mind you being white
I'm okay you fuck a lot
NVM
The city was invaded by some gangsters
Sal:
Oh shit. I didn't know. I've never been there.
So what kind of work are you looking for?
Kira:
Yeah
Kira: Any decent work will do
Sal:
What work have you done in the past?
Kira: None
Sal:
Damn girl. You're 30 and your ass has never worked? How is that?
Kira: I've been with my parents all my life till they were killed
Sal:
Have any skills that kill?
Kira:
I'm educated
Kira: And I learned modelling
Sal:
What kind of education and what kind of modelling?
Kira: I studied laboratory science
All kind of modelling
Sal:
Gotcha. Have you ever thought of doing some modelling in Munich or even online?
Kira: Yeah
But how will I get paid
Sal:
Well, there are all kinds of sites online that pay, I think. Or you may want to find an agent. I know a modelling agent in the US, but that doesn't help you.
Kira: Well you can hook me up with anyone who you think can help me
Sal:
I know some girls that do amateur soft core modeling on sites and the websites pay them well.
Kira:
Can we hook up
Kira: We needs to meet
Sal:
Hook up how?
Sal:
When you coming back to America?
Kira:
Like to meet
Kira: Are you at America rn?
Sal:
Yep
Sal:
Just got back from a trip to Africa for business.
Kira:
Ohhhhh
When are you coming back to Iowa?
Kira: Or should I come to America?
Sal:
You should come to America! I have no plans for Europe in the near future. That weather is weird.
Kira:
But how will I take care of the flight fee
Kira: I think you should come to lowa
Sal:
I could possibly do that in the future. Maybe I could put you in touch with my friend the modelling agent here or I could think of how you could help my import/export business.
Kira:
Okay baby
Kira: So what help can you do for me in terms of me making money
Sal:
I'm going to have to think about it. I was just looking to hook up, but now I have to think about a whole new business plan.
Kira:
Okay baby
Kira: Where are you now?
Sal:
Still at work
Kira: Okay baby
Sal:
Where are you now?
Kira:
At the place I'm staying
Kira: A girl's hostel
Sal:
Naked?
Kira: Nope
Sal:
Too bad
Sal:
Thought you might rub one out
Kira: People are here
Sal:
Ok. So, if I came there, would I go?
Kira: You mean would you see?
Sal:
Shit. Sorry. WOrking at the same time. Yes. WOuld I see you and where would I go to meet you?
Sal:
You must have gone away.

Just full of fun, huh?

[oscarpiles]

Earlier today whilst waiting for the woodstove to come to temperature I engaged our sexy little lad:

Darla: Hiya
Kira:Hey ma'am
Thought you were mad at me
Darla:Yes but nothing lasts forever;
And we both know hearts can change.
Kira:So what's up?
Darla:Well I was thinking about money making opportunities..
Kira:You've got one?
Darla: Oh Hurny I've got plenty if you can play the game
Kira:Okay tell me more
Darla:Firstly, have you eaten?
Kira:Yes
Darla:Excellent! What did you have?
Kira:Sandwich
Darla:Sounds divine...buts we should talk business before Carl33to gets here.
Kira:Who's carl33to?
Darla:Who isn't Carl33to more rather! Lets just say he makes a mean Margarita
Kira:Okay
So about business
Darla:Oh yeah I forgot..Just that Cartl33to is one fine specimen..
Kira:Okay
Darla:Let me be curt to the chase. Your brother intrigues me.
Can he be trusted?
Kira:He can
He's my blood brother
Darla:ok
Kira:Yes
Darla:Shit! Hang on a minute ok?
I HAD TO FEED MY CAT
Kira:Hope no issues?
Darla:I THINK Everything is going to be all right
Kira:You good?
Okay
Darla: Perhaps I give you a bit of homework? Carl33to is needing someone to rub me down they wrong way if you can hear what I'm on.
Kira:You mean like a hookup?
Darla:Hookup?

Although it looks like complete nonsense, I am working towards something (other than a banning I spose).

[Kitty La Gore]

Where's the damn popcorn icon???

[bware419ers]

^^^At this rate, you may have the chance to grow your own popcorn before we think about getting to the action. But, the lad is fun to play with and not the normal dummy.

Then next day...

Kira: Yes
Taking care of the orphans
Sal: Oh. You have kids there.
Kira:
Yes baby
So sorry baby
Sal: I'm not a fan of children.
Kira: Why baby
Kira: Children are live
Sal: So, did you still want to meet my friend who works for the modelling agency?
Kira: Yes baby
Sal: I think it's because I was an orphan at a young age and really, hottie, it's because I need all the attention and the little snot factories take that all away.
Sal: And after kids, women really aren't the same down there, if you get what I'm throwing down.
Kira: Ohhhhhhhhhhh so sorry you had a dim childhood
Kira: I do
Sal: At least I have a bright now.
Sal: What are you doing right now?
Kira: Chatting with you
Sal: How was your night?
Kira: Very fine
Urs?
Sal: It was good!
Sal: So, you nevery really responded about the modelling gig.
Kira: I told you baby
Kira: I said yes
I said yes
Sal: I didn't see it. This is my friend that works there: https://www.facebook.com/shes.a.hoe.4.sho
Sal: Add her as a friend.
Kira: Okay baby
Sal: What is okay?

Another next day...

Kira: I've added her
Kira: Hey bwby
Kira: Baby
Sal: Hey hottie!
Kira: Baby
Sal: What's going on sexy?
Kira: I'm good
Hbu?
Kira: Can you do me a favour
Sal: Awesome!
Kira: Follow my Friend on IG Porn Star Rip Off
Sal: Blonde girl?
Kira: Yes
Sal: Ok. DOn't expect me to try and fuck her, though. Not really my type.
Kira: Lol
What's your type
Sal: You
Kira: Wowwwwww I love you baby
Kira: Where have you been
Sal: Off work. It was the weekend.
Kira: So you free during the weekdays?
Sal: Well, I work, but that's when I have access to a computer.
Kira: Ohhhhh okay baby
Send me a selfie of you now
Kira: ????
Sal: AI generated selfie
I had to take it then send it to my somputer.
Sal: Now. I want a selfie of YOU right now.
Kira: Ohhhh okay
Kira:
Sal: That doesn't look like a hostel. You're in a pretty expensive hotel, huh?
Sal: Nice.
Kira: That's a hostel baby
Sal: With a big screen TV and that fire suppression system? I don't think so.
Kira: It's a unique hostel
Seriously
I was even shocked the first time I got in here also but the TV is for my roomie
Sal: Did you make friends with Darla?
Kira: Meaning?
Kira: Daria?
Sal: She's with the modelling agency?
Kira: She hasn't replied me
Kira: I've messaged her since
Sal: Ok.

As you might be able to tell, I'm still playing catch up here...

Kira: Are you at work?
Sal: Yes.
Kira: Wish I'm like you
Sal: A dude with a 9 inch cock and never-ending supply of Testosterione and Coke?
Kira: Lol
This got my laughing
Kira: So meaning you horny?
Sal: I'm always horny.
Sal: Darla should be working today, so I would think you would hear from her.
Kira: Now???
Sal: Are you smart?
Kira: Okay I hope so
Kira: Yes
Sal: YES. Now and always.
Kira: Damn that's cool tho.
Sal: What is cool tho?
Kira: Can you handle me ?
Sal: 9 inch cock? Testosterione for days? Or an endless supply of Columbia's finest?
Sal: Don't make me laugh.
Kira: I'm very sure I'll drain you
Kira: Baby
Let me see how a German driving license looks like
Sal: If porn and hollywood star orgies can't, I'm not sure you can.
Sal: Huh?
Kira: You've Fucked pornstars before?
Kira: Name them
??
Sal: I don't fuck and tell.
Sal: That's not how old Sal works.
Kira: Wow I must say I'm safe with you
Sal: I guess if you must? I really don't understand what you are saying.
Kira: When do we meet
Sal: When the time is right.
Kira: Even if it's 5 years
Kira: It's my birthday on Wednesday tho <--Side note, the date was October 30
Sal: Funny. Tomorrow is mine! I'm a Halloween baby.Kira: Wowwwwwww
That's cool
Kira: What are you getting me
Sal: I guess it will depend on what you get me.
Kira: I'll spam you with my nudes
Sal: I don't want spam.
Sal: But I like nudes. Only if they are recent, though.
Kira: What do you want
Sal: You can surprise me tomorrow.
Kira:
Of course recent ones
What'll you give me?
Sal: Let me think about it.
Kira: You can just get me a gift card
Kira: At least to get some new clothes
Sal: Are you getting me a gift card?
Kira: You should get me one
Sal: But you are the woman and will not have gotten me anything for my birthday.
Kira: All I've got is my nudes for you baby
If I've got more I'll give but sadly I'm unemployed
Sal: Right. I told you I'd help you and Darla will get you a modelling job.
Sal: No offense, but nudes are literally free and all over the internet, so they are no big deal.
Kira:
Mine isn't
Kira: Okay what can I gift you
Sal: My parents back?
Kira: Meaning?
Sal: Birthdays aren't really happy days for me. I don't like celebrating them.
Kira: You should tho
They come once in a year
Sal: Unlike me. I come four or five times a day.
Kira: Lol
You so naughty
Sal: What's naughty about getting a hottie?
Kira: Are you done at work
Sal: Oh hell no. It's only 11:34 AM here.Kira: Okay
Kira: Darla replied
Sal: Nice. What's your favorite beer over there?
Kira: Don't drink
Sal: Oh. Get high?
Kira: Nope
Sal: Party at all?
Kira: Sometimes
Sal: Did your hot ass hear from Darla?
Kira: Not anymore
Sal: What do you mean my bowl full of sugar?
Kira: She's not replying me again
Sal: Well, she's probably busy working. What were you talking about with her?
Kira: I told her you introduced me to her
Sal: Yep. And that was it?
Kira: Yes
Kira: She didn't reply
Sal: Maybe she's busy. I will try to contact her.
Kira: Okay
Sal: Sorry. Busy

[bware419ers]

Halloween. Sal's Birthday.

Kira: I'm bored
Sal: Did you hear from Darla?
Sal: Ok. I can see you are busy. Going to the warehouse, then.
Nope
Kira: Happy birthday baby
Kira: Live long and prosper
Kira: I love you
Sal: Wow! Thanks. You're the first hottie to wish that to me today.
Kira: Don't forget mine tomorrow
Sal: Oh, I won't sexy!
Kira: And don't forget my gift card

The next day...

Sal: Happy birthday sexy!
Kira: Thanks baby
Kira: I love you
Sal: Wow! Your ass falls in love fast. I'm still working up to the lust level!

This lad ain't the timeliest with replies. The next day...

Kira: You didn't gift me for my birthday
Sal: I know. You didn't gift me. Since you were not submissive, you were not deserving.
Sal: I believe in tit for that.
Sal: I have been trying to help you with a job, though.

Another next day.

Sal: Hello?

The next week...

Sal: What happened to you?
Kira: Nothing
Thanks
Sal: Did you ever hear from Darla?
Kira: Yes
Sal: And?

You guessed it. The next day...

Kira: She stopped messaging
Sal: What do you mean?
Sal: You mean kind of like you have stopped masssaging me slutty?
Kira: I don't get you
Sal: What do you mean she stopped massaging you? Why did you stop massaging me?
Kira: You didn't gift me and you were accusing me of not being submissive
Sal: Well, you didn't gift me and you were not submissive.
Sal: Why would I treat you as my queen when you treat me as a common peasant. You didn't even send the nudes you promised, so you failed our relationship.
Kira: You said you didn't want the nudes
Sal: Oh hell no I didn't.

Whew...exhausting...

[bware419ers]

I know this will be a shocker, but...the next day:

Kira: You did
Sal:
Show me where I ever said no to seeing a woman naked.
Kira:
???
Sal wrote: No offense, but nudes are literally free and all over the internet, so they are no big deal.
Sal:
I didn't say I didn't want them, though.
Kira:
So if I send them
Kira: What'd I have gained
Sal:
Wow. I thought you were trying to gain the greatest gift of all, the gift of hope and love you righteously deserve. But I guess I was wrong.
Kira: Okay
Sal:
Oh. I thought we knew each other, but I can see I was totally wrong. You were just using me to get a job.
Kira:
Really???
Kira:
I didn't
Kira: I didn't even get the job;
Sal:
It's fine. When you own your own companies, you get that a lot. Like they say, She take my money when I'm in need
Yeah, she's a triflin' friend indeed.
Kira: I don't get you
Sal:
Yeah. I've noticed. And you don't want me. You have no idea how fucking tiring it is just being a piece of meat to women.
Sal:
I guess you must be off chatting other guys then.

We really needed a pause in the action, right? So, the next day:

Kira:
You're the only guy I do chat
Kira:
I want you but you made me feel unwanted
Sal:
Well who are Chain Mawillys and Goodnews Sammy? Facebook friends on her profile
Kira:
k
Sal:
And I never said I didn't want nudes. But they have to be new ones.
Kira:
I don't even know these people
Kira:
Okay
Then I'll take a shot tomorrow
Sal:
Hmmmm. I'm starting to not trust you as a woman. Does your sexy ass have a man that can vouch for you?
Kira:
I don't have anyone
Sal:
See. That's pretty sus don't you think?
Sal:
You have no MAN that you know that can vouch for you?
Kira:
That'd be my dad and my brother
Kira: Sadly my dad is late
Sal:
I had a cousin from Kentucky that was late, once, but that passed. It was just a one time thing, though.
Sal:
Tell me about your brother. Where is he from? What's he do? I mean you have no male friend there in Munich with you? That seems odd.
Kira:
I don't have any female friend
Kira: My brother is a family man I really don't know what he does
Sal:
I'm not talking about a female friend. I'm talking about a dude. There isn't any dude there that can speak to me mano a mano?
Sal:
Hello?
Sal:
Are you wanking or something?
Kira: Nope
Sal:
Well, I'm still waiting on you, sex kitten.
Kira:
You wanna fuck?
Kira: Baby I really need your help
Sal:
Not until I fill I can trust your ass.
Sal:
I need a dude to vouch for your ass.
Sal:
You know what I mean?
Kira: So you don't trust me?
Sal:
I've had some bad luck with women trying to steal from me. And tbh, you haven't been that submissive like a woman should be, so I'd like to chat with a dude you know that can vouch for your ass.
Sal:
You know dudes are always more trustworthy than women.
Sal:
Right?
Kira:
Well then I've got no one
Kira:
If you don't trust me it's cool
Kira: I've also had ups and downs
I'm an orphan
Victim of slave trade
Sal:
Yeah, if a woman has no man who can vouch for her, that's kind of a sign that she's shady as shit and not worth a good dicking.
Kira: You can f take your dick somewhere else
Sal:
Well, they're lined up, so good luck to you. Too bad, cuz I know you could use a good 9 incher between the eyes.
Sal:
If you ever find a dude to vouch for you, hit me back up.

[bware419ers]

[More days later...

Sal: How was your weekend>
Kira: Very fine
Yrs?
Sal: Killer.
Kira: Why?
Sal: Why what?
Kira: Nvm
Anything for me
Sal: I really don't understand what you are saying here. Can you explain?
Kira: I’m saying
How do you do
Sal: Oh, I'm fucking awesome! All you have to do is ask and I'll tell you just how awesome I am. How you doing?
Kira: How awesome are you?
Sal: If awesomeness were a currency, I'd be Bill Gates rich.
Sal: Seriously, on a scale of 1 to America, I'm at least a solid Texas and North Carolina combined, if you know what I'm saying.
Kira: Wow really??

Wow
Sal: I can't shit you. You're my favorite poop.
Kira: Don’t call me that
Sal: Call you what>
Hello?
Kira:
A poop
Ion fuck with you calling me that
Sal: Sorry. I didn't think you would take offense to being called my Precious One Of Passion. Geez. That time of month?
Kira: You could have just said that
Not a poop
Sal: Oh, that's a shortening of the term, like Scuba, Radar, Fubar, or **Deleted**. My bad. I thought you were a bit hipper than that.
Kira: Okay

Yep, another next day.

Sal: So, what's new Scooby Doo?
Kira:
Nothing much
Hyd
Sal: Why are the police coming?
Kira:
Coming where
Sal: Anywhere
Kira: When do you intend to have kids?
Sal: What does that have to do with my drugs?
Sal: And I'm a dude, so I won't ever be having little ankle biters.
Kira: Okay
Sal: Okay really isn't an answer. Why did you tell me Hide Your Drugs?
Kira: You seems complex
Sal: I've had women tell me I can hit the deepest depths.
Kira: Well can you
Sal: Oh hell yeah
Kira: Then let’s try it out
Sal: Try what out?
Kira: Your dick
Sal: Oh shit. I don't need to try it out. I've been abusing it since I was 9. I was talking about being complex and I'm still confused why you told me HYD.
Kira: Meaning?
Well i kust confirm by my self
Sal: Yes, meaning why did you tell me Hide Your Drugs?
Kira: Which drugs?
What drugs
Are you f drunk?
Sal: No. You wrote HYD. It means Hide Your Drugs. Why would you tell me to do that. I'm a bit high, but I would never drink this early in the morning, while working. Just a short rail to get me going in the morning. It's a better jolt than Starbucks, sexy.
Kira: Nah
It means how you doing
Sal: Uhm, not in Iowa.
Sal: You know, you failed me again.
Kira: How?????
I’m in munich dawg
Tf
Sal: What does all of that mean?
Kira: I’m in munich rn
Sal: Yes, I know that. What the hell does that have to do with anything? You really jump all over the place like a hot potato, don't you?
Kira: I’m an influencer now
Sal: Did you mean to write you're under the influence right now?
Sal: Fuck. Maybe your ass passed out.

And finally, today...

Kira: Yeah
So sorry
Sal: Did you ever hear from Darla?
Not anymore
Sal: And have you contacted her?
Of course
No responsibilities
Sal: wHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Sal: sORRY. jKEyBOARd iSSueS
Kira:
I mean no response
Sal: What was the last thing you said to her?
Kira: When?
Sal: Whenever it was the last thing.
Kira: I said nothing
Sal: So, you are putting no effort into this? That's what I'm reading.
Sal: I go out of my way to provide for you and give you an opportunity and you do nothing with it?
Kira: She’s not turning up
Sal: Now how in the name of Benny Hill would you know that if you have not sent her a single message? You already stated you sent her nothing. I know she has been turning up, because I have massaged her.
Kira: Nope
I messaged her she isn’t replying me again then i said nothing to her again
I felt like a burden
Sal: Now, I think you are lying to me, so that brings us back around to the nudes you said you were going to send and never did, then to the man who was going to vouch for you.
Kira: Why should i send you my nude
Sal: Well, twice you have said you would and you failed both times. And, I have requested an honest man vouch for you since you do not seem submissive or honest and you have failed in that, as well.
Kira: Damn it
Sal: What are you damning?
Sal: And maybe Darla got a little fed up because you drop a massage here and when someone immediately responds, you don't reply for 30 fucking minutes.

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Please know this is almost a week's worth of conversations.

Sal: What are you damning?
Sal:
Kira: Give me a reason why I should reply you
Sal:
Well, don't you think I deserve some answers?
Kira: Of course i do
Kira: The way you blame me for everything is really really annoying (Well, it is always the lad's fault...)
Sal:
What do you mean blame you for everything? Give me three examples.
Kira: Check our chats
Sal:
So you can't? I really am beginning to wonder why you are not submissive as a woman should be.
Kira: Are you my husband?
Kira: Why should i be submissive
Kira: To you?
Sal: Because you are a woman and I am a man. It doesn't matter if you are a wife, hottie. You are a woman.
Kira: Okay I’m a woman and I should be treated like one
Kira: Not like this
Kira: Not like shouting submissive everyday
Kira: What have you done till now
Sal: What have YOU done till now?
I have treated you as a man treats a woman. You are acting like a man, not a woman who supposedly wants to be my angel.
Kira: How have i been acting???
How have i not been an angel
Kira: I’ve been acting like an angel to be before you started being annoying
Sal:
You never even thanked me for putting you in touch with Darla.
Kira: I did
Sal:
And did you take a job with her? And where were you submissive?