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Reverend Jimmy

Post by Linoline » Fri Jun 12, 2020 11:53 am

We will continue our topic on this brand new forum. See the first part here

Thursday
Dear Sister Dave.

I received your email and I am happy that the Elders approved my Task with Apostles, we will soon complete the Task but I have something to say regarding to my next Task remaining . Before sending Church Electrical package something is needed to do first such as below;

1) We need to buy land

2) Or we lease land ??

Before sending Church equipment package as we all are worshiping in different Churches but we want to open our own <snipped> Church as our own place here.

So, I want you to look into this is very important before my next Task start.

Waiting to Hear From You.

Regards
Dear brother Jimmy,

Yes you can lease or buy land for your parish as you see fit. It is also allowed to start from a community center with services and when you have gathered a few parishioners, you can then start to look for a land or building for the church. We trust that you know the culture and circumstances of your country the best and will act accordingly for the wellbeing of your parish. The spreading of the word of the Lord is most important and as you are aware, the first churches gathered in people's homes until they grew enough in numbers to expand. I believe the Lord will grant you His divine wisdom to do what is best in this situation.
The monument of faith is best to be built on the premises where the church will eventually be, but since there is not a permanent place available yet at this moment, may I suggest you build it in your front yard? It is required that the monument will remain standing until your parish has a permanent place to gather for worship and services. You can also choose a plot of land to build it as long as you can make sure that it is allowed to stay there for that period of time.

Be blessed
Sister Dave
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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero

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Re: Reverend Jimmy

Post by Birlic » Fri Jun 12, 2020 4:20 pm

Hopefully Brother Jimmy will be able to complete the construction of the Monument of his Faith... we also hope that the Safari Prohibition period ends as soon as possible. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Reverend Jimmy

Post by Padme » Fri Jun 12, 2020 7:21 pm

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Re: Reverend Jimmy

Post by Linoline » Mon Jun 15, 2020 3:02 pm

Friday
Jimmy
Dear Sister Dave.

I received your email but I want you to know that I leave in a Tenant house with other Tenants If I put in the the compound they will tell Landlord call it another name but my Parlor is free to hold a service.

It will be a difficult where to Build the monument of faith for now.

Waiting to Hear From You.

Regards
Sister Dave
Dear brother Jimmy,

The Lord puts challenges on our paths and it is our task to overcome these challenges. From here there's not much I can do right now. I have told you the final task to fulfill to become an official reverend and it's up to you to find a way to execute this. You can use the land where you live, or you choose the yard of one of your helpers. You can even choose to buy or rent a plot of land to build the monument. There are many options and as a reverend we expect you to be able to solve a minor issue like this.

Be blessed
Sister Dave
Saturday
Jimmy
Dear Sister Dave.

Your email was received and meanwhile, I understand but I want to ask, If, I rent a place Build the monument after my task should it be destroy and wait until I bought Land or Lease Land to rebuild it again as a permanent place ???

Waiting to Hear From You.

Regards
Sister Dave
Dear brother Jimmy,

Like I said in my previous message, the monument will have to remain standing until you have a permanent building for the church services, that's why I said that it's best to build it in your or one of your helpers front yards or to buy or rent a plot of land to build it.
I hope I have sufficiently answered your question.

Be blessed
Sister Dave
We know that this is a slow lad and it takes time for him to process things, but is it really too much to ask to start building that monument already?
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My Collection of lad frustration

"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero

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Re: Reverend Jimmy

Post by Volnutt » Mon Jun 22, 2020 9:25 am

How dare he even think about destroying the Monument! I don't think he's quite taking things seriously enough, or he would understand this

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Re: Reverend Jimmy

Post by Padme » Mon Jun 22, 2020 8:44 pm

The Lord puts challenges on our paths
"The Lord".... Or mischievous baiters. One of those. :D
"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."


Woody 2105-? ☠️Accra -> Singapore, Dakar/Rosso/Bmko/Kpndo/Ctnu ☯x6 GoldPith , 🎩x2βŒ›οΈ
Amos β˜ οΈπŸ›‘οΈπŸŽ© Akure>Kano βŒ›οΈ
Godwin 2015-? β˜ οΈπŸ›‘οΈπŸŽ©x8 Owerri -> Maiduguri, Lagos/LomΓ©/Bmko/Kolokani/Bmko/Nioro Bmko/Timbuktu/Bmko/Youri Bmko/Mauritania/Kidira/Dakar>Jail βŒ›οΈ
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Re: Reverend Jimmy

Post by Linoline » Tue Jun 23, 2020 9:16 pm

Padme wrote: ↑Mon Jun 22, 2020 8:44 pm "The Lord".... Or mischievous baiters. One of those. :D
Always happy to help a bit

Wednesday June 17
Jimmy
Dear Sister Dave.

Sorry for not hear from me few days now but I am working out to get the Land from the owner which He promised to come this weekend and we see.

Another thing I need you to explain more list things I will buy to complete my new parish Task.

Example; If I didn't see lamb or a baby goat, Can Big Local Goat serve or big Ram??


I am waiting for your reply back


Regards
Sister Dave
Dear brother Jimmy,

Thank you for your message. Yes a big goat or ram is also fine if you can not find a lamb. It is a good sign of leadership that you are trying to solve minor problems like this and I am pleased to see this in you more and more each day. You are growing in faith.
Please keep us updated about the process.

Be blessed
Sister Dave
It's almost a week since I've heard from him. Real life got me occupied, but I should poke him tomorrow.
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My Collection of lad frustration

"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero

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Re: Reverend Jimmy

Post by bikeatl77 » Thu Jun 25, 2020 5:28 am

Looks like he's learning how to bait himself. I'd definitely recommend an adult ram over anything else. Apparently, they learn how to be total assholes during their first three years of life. As long as the ram is 3+ years old then your lad will be golden :P

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Re: Reverend Jimmy

Post by Linoline » Sun Jun 28, 2020 9:16 pm

Wednesday June 24
Sister Dave
Dear brother Jimmy,

It's been a week since I've last heard from you. I pray you and your family are fine and healthy. Please give me an update about the current situation as soon as possible.

Be blessed
Sister Dave
Thursday June 25
Jimmy
Dear Sister Dave.

I came to cyber cafe this early morning because I feed that you will be worried why I didn't send a message since and I got a message from you regarding that my worries too. Yes, I and my Family are find dwelling in the hand of almighty God.

The reason, why I haven't reply back to you is based on the Landlord who promised to come last weekend but he couldn't make it until yesterday but my last called with him yesterday assured he will come on Friday and I will picture the place and send it to you once confirming it we will proceed to ceremony of my perish priest immediately.

One Question; Have I and Apostles picture is enough?? If so, they will do proceeding to their following membership form.

I am waiting for your reply back
Sister Dave
Dear brother Jimmy,

Please remember for the future that it would be good to keep us updated about the developments or lack thereof. It doesn't reflect good on your reputation as a reverend to remain quiet for so long.

I don't exactly understand your question, but each of your helpers, who will be receiving a salary when your parish is fully functional, should fill the membership form and make the proof of faith picture just like you have done.

Be blessed
Sister Dave
Saturday June 27
Jimmy
Dear Sister Dave.

The man came late yesterday and He have given us the Land free to stay inside Uncompleted Building worshiping until we punches our own permanent place.

On Monday I will take picture of it and send to you, once confirm we will start building the altar and Apostles will file their Membership Form.

Have a nice weekend and my regards to Rev. Ed and the Elders.
Sister Dave
Dear brother Jimmy,

Thank you for your message. I am happy and grateful to hear that you have found the land. We are looking forward to receiving the pictures from you so that I can show them to the elders and they will see that you are seriously moving forward with this. I have mentioned it before, this all takes a very long time to complete. By now the first services could've been held already.
Either way, we praise the Lord and know that you are in His hands and the parish will flourish soon

Be blessed
Sister Dave
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My Collection of lad frustration

"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero

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Re: Reverend Jimmy

Post by Linoline » Tue Jul 28, 2020 12:27 pm

July 7
Sister Dave
Dear brother Jimmy,

It has been 2 weeks since I have last heard from you and I am starting to get worried. Please keep me informed at least 3 times every week about the progress. Did you see the land? Did you make pictures? Do you have permission to build the monument? Are you building it already? It is not good to keep us in the dark about this process.
Also I would like you to start working on the list of products for your parish that you need. The laptops, phones, printer, beamer, etc. so you can communicate well with us and your helpers. Other supplies you can purchase with the sponsorship budget of $10.000 that you will also receive for your parish. I would like to start ordering the products for the parcel soon.
I'm waiting for your update and praying you are fine.

Be blessed
Sister Dave
July 16
Sister Dave
Dear brother Jimmy,

It has been long since I have last heard from you and we are seriously beginning to worry here about your health and safety. I hope you are doing well and will send me a message soon.

Be blessed
Sister Dave
July 28
Father Ed to Sister Dave
Dear sister Davina, be blessed!
I want to know the situation regarding the Admission process for our brother Ubah.
He must understands that we can't afford to be so late and that the Elders are very very worried about his parish.

Blessings,
Rev. Ed
Sister Dave forwarded it to our friend
Dear brother Jimmy,

It has been weeks since we have last heard from you and the elders are getting impatient and we are all worried about the progress of the new parish. Please get back to us with an update soon so we can start with composing the support parcel and sending the funds to get your parish started.

Be blessed
Sister Dave
Looks like we lost him. After a month, I don't really expect an answer from him anymore, but who knows, maybe the internet cafe he was using closed down and he has no ways of communication right now.
:gpig: :$_crd: x5 :$_lad: x1232 :vcamera: xmany :pith: x30 :tattoo: x6 :sandtimer: x3 :sandtimer::sandtimer: x2 :cotog: x4 :mortar: :trophy: :whip: :jboot: :flying_monkey: :mcfry: πŸ† :pbear: :santa: :jack: 🍰

My Collection of lad frustration

"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero

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Re: Reverend Jimmy

Post by Birlic » Tue Jul 28, 2020 12:31 pm

This idiot was a special lad, in the sense that he was so lazy that he didn't even manage to reach that critical point where he asked us for money. :D :D :D
Let the lads come to me!

- A lot of :pig: and many :movie_camera:; 1x:gun:; 1x:goat:; 6x:church:; 3x:hourglass:; 1x :goldenpith:; 35x:tophat:; :cake:; 1x:whip:; 1x:tattoo:
- My travel agency: Accra-Tamale; Akure-Kamba; Akure-Bohicon; Bamako-Siguiri; Banjul-Basse; Banjul-Dakar; Banjul-Karang; BeninCity-Lagos; BeninCity-Seme; Brikama-Basse; Brikama-Dakar; 2xBrikama-Karang; Brussels-Lausanne; Cotonou-Accra; Cotonou-Djougou; Idiroko-Aneho; 2xIdiroko-Cotonou; Idiroko-HillaCondji; Lagos-Abuja; Lagos-Bamako; Lagos-Bida; 7xLagos-Cotonou; Lagos-Lome; 2xLagos-Seme; Owerri-Abuja; Warri-Cotonou;

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Re: Reverend Jimmy

Post by Linoline » Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:08 pm

He did write us a summary of exodus though, and we didn't even ask him to do that :lol:
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My Collection of lad frustration

"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero

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