I'm quite pleased with that horrible tattoo and very nice painted man-sized turd in his backyard. This is a very entertaining bait thusfar. At this moment, with Birlic away and a ban on Safari's there's not much else for me to do than stall and give him some more useless things to do in the meantime.
Thursday July 16
16:38 Quin
dear sister Dave good evening how are you doing and all the elders
and father Ed I hope all is well with you all I came back just to
be able to send you those pictures but till now I have not heard from
you please what is the situation hope to hear from you soon
thanks and remain blessed brother Quin
21:04 Sister Dave
Dear brother Quin,
Thank you for your message. Yes I have received the pictures that you have sent and I want to thank you for sending them The congregation will be happy to see them this Sunday and we will be celebrating your appointment as the new interim bishop of Africa.
I have sent the pictures to the brothers who will review them, but with this current situation it takes a bit of time, because we are, as you can call it, understaffed at the moment. Don't worry, I'm sure everything will be alright and approved. I will get back to you on Sunday with a definite answer.
Please proceed with the preparations for the ceremony as I asked you because we need to be prepared for it when the time is there and the borders are opened again. We want to celebrate this joyful event together with you, your helpers and your loved ones.
Be blessed
Sister Dave
Friday July 17
8:51 Quin
Dear Sister Dave
good morning how was your night thanks for your mail which is clearly
understood, but there is one thing or area u did not mention in your
mail which some of my followers said I should find out from you,and
that you people might be thinking we have received the parcel,please
do not be offended do confirm to me if the first parcel has been
successfully returned because most of them feels I have received it
without informing them so please do confirm to me so that when we meet
on Sunday I will show them your mail or Read it for them
thanks and remain blessed
brother Quin
18:31 Sister Dave
Dear brother Quin,
The parcel is not here with us, but in the custody of the shipping company at the moment. We have not recalled it back to England, but asked to temporarily suspend delivery. As I told you in an earlier message, we will request for the shipment to continue once the mark has been confirmed to be authentic and according to the instructions. I have no doubts about that so I assume that in a few days delivery can continue and the parcel will reach your parish soon.
Be blessed
Sister Dave
19:07 Quin
dear sister Dave good evening thanks for your mail I now know what
to tell my followers about it thanks and remain blessed brother
Quin
Sunday July 19
13:32 Sister Dave
Dear brother Quin,
As I expected the mark has been confirmed and approved. I will contact the shipping company tomorrow morning to resume shipping of the parcel to your parish. I hope it will reach you soon and I hope you will give me updates about the progress of your parish.
I have requested from you a few times now, but didn't get any responses to these requests. Please proceed with the preparations for the ceremony and send me the results of these preparations.
Be blessed
Sister Dave
17:25 Quin
Dear Sister Dave good evening thanks for your mail and happy Sunday
to you all how is everyone doing over there as for the preparation am
working on it hopefully I will send it
thanks and remain blessed brother Quin
23:02 Sister Dave
Dear brother Quin,
Thank you for your message. I don't understand why you say "hopefully I will send it". I thought it was clear that it's not optional, but required. Please let me know when you expect to send me more results of your preparations for the ceremony.
Be blessed
Sister Dave
Monday July 20
7:58 Quin
dear sister Dave good morning how was your night and how is the
father Ed and all the elders hope every one is OK what I mean is
that I am on it almost through with the speech OK before weekend I
will forward it to you OK thanks and remain blessed
brother Quin
9:47 Good news from Elvis
Dear sir,
This morning I received the request from the sender of the parcel to resume shipping your parcel to it's destination.
Unfortunately the warehouse in Accra is closed at the moment due to a COVID-19 outbreak under it's staff and everybody is quarantined for the time being. Since we are a European company we don't have to abide by local laws alone, but also the European laws apply so the warehouse will be closed until further notice. At this moment I can not give a clear indication about how long this situation will last. I hope this problem will be solved soon and I can come back to you with positive news when the parcel will be able to resume it's way to its destination.
Cheers,
Elvis
10:30 Quin to Elvis
Dear Mr Elis Good Morning,Thanks for your mail,is quite unfortunate
things are happing this way,but I know that what ever situations that
has a beginning must surely end one day,all I pray for is let the
blood of the Holy Lamb sanctify us and keep us all a life.
Thanks Brother Quin.
15:25 Sister Dave knows nothing about the quarantine
Dear brother Quin,
Thank you for your message. I will be waiting to receive the needed materials from you. This morning I informed the shipping company to resume the delivery of the parcel so it should arrive soon now.
Be blessed
Sister Dave
19:00 Quin to sister Dave
Dear Sister Dave.
Dear Sister Dave.
Good evening how are you doing?
thanks for your mail,am glad to inform you that I will be meeting with
my followers by this evening to deliberate on the planning of the
programs concerning the inauguration and all that will be needed to be
in place on or before the chosen dates,please I will send it to you by
tomorrow morning as to help me in areas you see/find mistakes?I also
got a mail from handlers of the parcel saying that the parcel is under
going quarantine at Ghana warehouse, I do not understand much about
that? or would there be need to forward the mail to you?
Thanks and remain blessed
Brother Quin.
20:06 Elvis
Dear sir,
Yes, the situation is very unfortunate and we hope it will all be solved soon. We are just lucky that up until now we didn't lose more than 1 local staff member and the quarantine of the warehouse and all it's employees have thusfar prevented the situation from getting out of hand. We can only open the warehouse once everyone is cleared again and at this moment I can not tell you yet when that will be exctly.
Cheers,
Elvis
Tuesday July 21
11:23 Quin
Dear Sister Dave .
Good morning, how was your night,hope it was splendid for us here we
give glory to the Holy Lamb,I also that the quarantine situations are
now under control?Please am mailing to let you know that I tried to
send to you the preparation and the speech through my mail from my
telephone but it seems it was very bulky,I then decided to get to a
cafe to send it do please confirm your receipt of the mail.
Thanks and remain blessed
Brother Quin.
13:01 Sister Dave
Dear brother Quin,
Unfortunately I didn't receive a message from you with the preparations for the ceremony. Can you please try to send it again?
Concerning the shipping company, you can forward their message to me, but there's nothing I can do because I don't have any influence on the way they operate.
The quarantine situation here is under control. We haven't had any new infections recently so we hope that the quarantine will be lifted soon.
Be blessed
Sister Dave
13:47 Quin
dear sister Dave good afternoon here is the speech and the
preparation thanks and remain blessed brother Quin
In an attachment he wrote this elaborate piece of junk. I'm a bit impressed, though its all a bit nonsensical. You can see he did at least some basic research, though I don't think he's likely to be able to entertain a crowd.
WELCOME /OPENING SPEECH TO THE INAUGURATION OF <SNIPPED> OF NIGERIA BY BISHOP
QUIN
I am pleased and very happy to stand here today to thank our creator owner of heaven and
earth who it possible for we all here present today to be alive in the land of the living, despite the
challenges we all witnessed due to the Covid 19 pandemic witnessed all over the world, we give
thanks to the Holy lamb who protected us for he said in the book of john 15 vs 4 that we should
abide in him and he will abide in us and that if we have him in us the hope of our glory, by so
doing we will become new creatures, 2 Corinthians 5 vs 17. Therefore if any man be in Christ, he
is a new creatures behold old things shall pass away all things shall became new. Now then we are
ambassadors of Christ here on earth as through God did, beseech (you) by us: we pray (you)
Christ’s beye reconsine to God, so brethren always remember that we represent Christ
ambassadors one earth, collosians 1 -13 14 we will be translated into his kingdom we will be
redeemed, sanctified and justified by faith full fledged faith, people strong believers of God and his
word 1 st John 5 vs 4 for whatever is born of God over cometh the world and this is the victory that
over cometh the world even our faith John 16:33, there things I have spoken unto you that in me ye
might have peace in the world ye shall have tribulation but be of good cheer I have overcome the
world that is the promises from our holy lamb. SO my brethren always remember that we are the
chosen one and the soldiers of Christ on earth (timothy 2:3) thou therefore endureth hardness as a
good soldiers of Jesus Christ we need to work to recover all the lost sheep back into the lord’s
kingdom as soldiers of the lord and as we do so we will have our rewords in heaven. Brethren
always remember we are Christ like so we should always worksip God in truth and in spirit never
look back to the world because we are not of the world but of our creator remember for God is a
spirit and they that worship him must worship him in sprit and in trust.
I am glad to be chosen as a Bishop of our dear church here in African knowing the task of
being a bishop which we could find in the book of (1 timothy 3 vs 1) as I am today, (titus 1:7-8)
where I was meant to know that the Holy lamb desires a Bishop a man that desires the work of a
bishop desireth a good work and that such a man has to be blameless in his ways be a man of one
wife, Vigilant sobes good behaviors, given to hospitably apt to teach in African and beyond, ladies
and gentlemen from other churches here in present families and friends and well wishers hers you
all are welcome to this great occasion my special thanks goes to my father in the lord chancellor
Ed and sister Dave secretary of our mother church <snipped> in Aberdeen who as
different times/occasion adviced and encourage me who also made sure what is happening here
today become a reality in Nigeria and Africa in general may the Holy lamb keep and bless you
more and more amen and as well I cannot forget my darling wife who have been supportive and
strong to me throughout this trying times because we all knows that behind every successful man
there is a woman she is no other person than my queen and the love of my life (JOY .***) .
I welcome you all in the name of the father son and the Holy Spirit please relax in the
presence of our creator and enjoy Gods presence to the fullest. As the program continues may God
bless you all I pray you all will not go back the same way you came here , God will remove every
burden from your shoulders in the mighty name of our Holy lamb Amen.
I pray that our good lord leads you all safe back to your various destinations and celebration
will never seize from your homes and family remain blessed.
BISHOP QUIN
OUR PREPARATION FOR THE CEREMONY OF PLANTING THE <SNIPPED>, IN NIGERIA AND CEREMONY OF MR.
QUIN AS OUR AFRICAN REPRESENTATIVE / INTERIM
BISHOP THAT WILL BE SUPERVISING OTHER AFRICAN BRACHES OF <SNIPPED>.
1. We will do a soul winning /recovering of lost sheep evangelism that starts from 10am till 5pm
evening and we will round it up with open airs crusade in an open field ground for 3 days.
2. We will print hand bill/flyers we will also here to print banners & tract that will be shared to
people on the road /way while doing the evangelism and at the crusade ground.
3. We will have to rent Bus/van for the evangelism since we do not have ant of ours yet.
4. We will have live band that will be on ground to play us these number of days the programme
will be planned to commence on a Thursday of the week we will start it to run from that
Thursday, Friday, Saturday then to crown it on Sunday being the inauguration and thanks giving
celebration.
5. Renting of seats and generator sets in case of power failure.
6. Renting of the field /ground and canopies to be used in case of rain or sunshine because the
crusades will be running from spin till 8/9pm for the 3 days while the Sunday of the ceremony
will start from 10am till as the spirit of the Holy lamb leads to enable invitee go back their
different locations.
7. We need to print a booklet that will contain all the programmes for the day arrangement on how
it will be run including the speech that will be read by me also invitation cards to invite other
churches friend and families, well wishers, will also be printed.
8. Honorarium will have to be arranged for guest ministers from other branches different church
and guest speakers.
9. Employing caterers, for food and suppliers of drinks and non acholic wines.
10. Making hotel reservations for dignitaries from other African countries.
20:24 Quin to Elvis
good evening how was your day sir how is the family doing today hope
all is well with you all and how is the is all the workers over there
hope they are OK remain blessed
father Quin
22:46 Elvis
Dear sir,
I do not get a day to day report about the current situation in the warehouse. All I know is that they are closed and the workers are all under quarantine. The exact duration depends on the local situation and if there will be other cases discovered. I will keep you updated and let you know as soon as I have an update.
Cheers,
Elvis
Wednesday July 22
8:29 Quin to sister Dave
dear sister Dave good morning how was your night please do confirm
to me on the things I sent to you please and if there are any
correction pls do let me know please OK thanks and remain blessed
brother Quin
12:10 Sister Dave
Dear brother Quin,
Thank you for re-sending me the document. To me this speech looks much better than it did before, but I would like to have the elders read it before giving you the final decision about that.
I am really pleased to see that you have thought out a plan for the complete ceremony, which will span over multiple days. I want to request you to give us a more detailed plan. We need to know who you will be inviting, the name of the band, the costs for all the things that you need (generator, food, the band, etc). Of course the <snipped> church will fund all this so we will need all the right paperwork.
Also we would like to see some robes that are appropriate in your culture for someone in the position of Bishop. We don't want you to stand out too much by wearing a robe that is not appropriate in your country, but we do need to be sure that it will be something that also will be accepted in our church. Please go to a tailor and fit some different ones you think are appropriate and send us pictures so the elders will be able to revise those and give you feedback about it.
I like to see things moving forward and I'm really looking forward to meeting in person soon, may it be the Lord's will.
Be blessed
Sister Dave
I think next, when 'the elders revised his speech' he will have to make a video of him reading it to his helpers, as practice. We want to know he'll do it right... right?
14:09 Quin
Dear Sister Dave.
Good afternoon, how are you and members and Elders of <SNIPPED> church
Expecially Chancellor Ed my Father in the Lord,am so Happy and
glad to read from you seeing that we are matching forward by the
Special grace of the Holy Lamb,am looking forward to a day I will
receive you people one on one in my Country,Praying that the Holy Lamb
will answer us Speedily on total Ease of the whole world lockdown.
Thanking you Emensely
Remain Blessed by the Holy Lamb.
Brother Quin.
He's being evasive again..