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Bizarre request from lad

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:48 am
by sparky905
I rec'd a standard ATM scam email, this time valued at $3.7 million, from a man named Tommy Yahya. However, this scammer's message was just a little bit different. Imagine when I read this:
I will be waiting for your organ to respond on this message
At this point I am unclear exactly how my organ should respond to Mr. Yahya. I think I will have to seek clarification from him on this delicate matter.

Re: Bizarre request from lad

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:58 am
by Caribou
Hah, wonderful. Fortunately for him, some electric organs are pretty cheap, so he might appreciate a demonstration of your musical ability. Organ music has its own way of speaking to people.

Re: Bizarre request from lad

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 12:28 pm
by Mr Dapper
sparky905 wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:48 amAt this point I am unclear exactly how my organ should respond to Mr. Yahya.
Perhaps by taking the piss?

Re: Bizarre request from lad

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:09 pm
by bware419ers
:shock:

Re: Bizarre request from lad

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:16 pm
by John Warosa
Or don't let the organ respond but do it yourself. If your pipe organ or your liver responds he might notice and fix it and that might make his scams more convincing to others.

Re: Bizarre request from lad

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 5:07 am
by pete515
I love it when lads puff up their language to sound important and professional, never get it quite right and end up sounding like complete assholes. My own personal favourite is the opening..”You are welcome to the desk of ....”. If I wanted a desk I would go to IKEA.

Re: Bizarre request from lad

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2021 4:01 am
by Chunt
I will lend you 1 (one) kidney, just send your bank account details and location to pay for shipping.
Please do not necro old posts. ~KLG

Re: Bizarre request from lad

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:06 am
by sparky905
Sadly, the lad is long gone, but thanks anyway