The apologetic John Zhu

[paulc]

For the last couple of months this guy has been trying to get the church to pay a $4550 fee so we can receive our $18.75m inheritance payment.
Unfortunately he couldn't get the MTCN from Moneygram and the bank account that he provided was flagged as suspicious by our bank.

Sister Lilly was in tears after receiving this.

I am really disappointed when people that called themselves christian beginning to act like pagan.

Father Lenny stepped up and told him unless he telephoned to apologise to both him and Lilly, the church would not pay his fee. Apologetic calls to both Lenny and Lilly were made (see the chatbot), but unfortunately the telephone line wasn't very good, so Mr Zhu was asked to send a written apology to Lilly.



As we were expecting a handwitten apology this was rejected and after a lot of whining a new apology was received today, along with a poem as he was told Sister Lilly was very fond of poetry

Dear Sister Lilly,

I just feel so much guilt,
That my words and actions built.
I know, what I did was wrong,
Tried to avoid it, and be strong.

Following me has been the truth,
It was hurting like a tooth.
A second more, I could not deny,
Not apologizing was a lie.

I'm so sorry, from deep inside,
Clearly guilty, my hands are tied.
It was obviously, all my fault,
I have opened my inner vault.

God bless you,

John Zhu

[bware419ers]

This lad appears to have potential. He also appears to know how to Google.

[paulc]

Well I think Father Lenny will feel that's grounds to do it all over again as clearly Mr Zhu is not sincere.

[Bertje]

Honesty IS essentinal!!

Great work! It's not easy to get the lads to do any work, let alone write a letter.

I certainly hope he did not copy it from the internet

(link to external website with the poem)

[paulc]

Father Lenny told him to send a new letter of apology and a poem not copied from the internet.
I particularly like the line "there is no dustbin where they throw children away".
Its also surprising he can't spell his name correctly; Jhon instead of John.