Funny chat bits with romance lads

[Linoline]

Godwin: Hello dear
Nora: hi
Godwin: Hw are you doing
Nora: Fine thank you
Godwin: Cool hw was ur day
Nora: Fine thank you
Godwin: But
Nora: what?
Godwin: I Want to ask u something
Nora: ok
Godwin: Wat if I say we are in love wat will u say
Nora: that you're crazy
Godwin: Yeah
Please
Nora: What
Godwin: I love u
Nora:
Godwin: Can u be my gf
Nora: I don't know
what do you have to offer as a bf?
Godwin: i do not no wat u like n wat u don like so wat do u like?
Nora: but you do love me?
Godwin: I love u ok but do u love me?
Nora: you don't know anything about me but you love me
Godwin: can i no pls wat u like
Nora: why
Godwin: ar u angry
Nora: no
Godwin: Do u love me
Nora: Nope
Godwin: Why ?
Nora: Because I don't know you
Godwin: do u want to no me?
Nora: Maybe
Are interesting
Godwin: KK my name is godwin i stay in abj art lugbe
Nora: What's that
Godwin: U do not no wr is abj
Nora: I'm from Netherlands. What do you think
Godwin: Lugbe
Nora: Speak English
Godwin: Ok baby
Nora: That's all?
Godwin: Am in love with u Baby
Nora: I thought you going to tell me something interesting
Godwin: yes
Nora: Waiting
Godwin: Do u no nyanya
Nora: English
Godwin: Can you send me your number
Nora: Meaning
Godwin: So that i can call you
Nora: What does do I no nyanya mean
Godwin: do you no nyanya
Nora: What does that mean
Godwin: Just forget but
Nora: No
Godwin: Am a Nigeria guy
Nora: And an idiot
Godwin: I donot get you
Nora: You have donots?
Godwin: donot what how?
Nora: Love them but I don't know that kind
Godwin: who is the kind ?
Nora: The whathow. It's Chinese?
Godwin: No is not like that am sorry
Nora: Why. Did you eat them all?
Godwin: I donot do that pls
Nora: What do you do?
Godwin: As how work
Nora: Baking donots right?
Godwin: I do not get u
Nora: <thumbsup>
Godwin: But
Nora: no butts
Godwin: Please am sorry baby
Nora: then hand over the donots
Godwin: Hw do u want me to give you
Nora: not my problem
Godwin: Please
Kk
Can u be my girlfriend
Nora: what about the donots?
Godwin: When donots
Nora: today
Godwin: Kk
Can u be my girlfriend
Nora: if you bring me the donots
Godwin: Where do you stay
Nora: Netherlands
Godwin: I can. Not come
Nora: Then you have a problem
Godwin: As Hw
Nora: Because I want my donots

[Linoline]

Fistus: Hello
Bella: hy
Fistus: Fine
Bella: huh?
Fistus: Were you
Bella: what?
Fistus: Were are you now staying
Bella: home
Fistus: Which side
Bella: the inside
Fistus: Inside Were
Bella: my home of curse
Fistus: Are you in Tripoli or not
Bella: nop
Fistus: Are no understand you
tripoli
Which side Tripoli
Bella: the outside
Fistus: Were
Bella: lik on the other side of the water
Fistus: You are confused me
Bella: how
Fistus: Which one his outside the water
Bella: my home
Fistus: Are you in jezur
Bella: wheres that
Fistus: Tripoli
Bella: nop
Fistus: Which day can well see face to face
Bella: any day
Fistus: What about Friday
Bella: kay
Fistus: What his the name of place
Bella: what place
Fistus: Your house
Bella: oh yes im there now
Fistus: What his the name
Bella: it dosnt hav a name
Fistus: Why
Bella: cuz its a house
Fistus: Ok how can will see
Bella: yu can just see it from the street
Fistus: You no say this country there talk street
Bella: i don't do street talk
Fistus: Can You come my side
Bella: wat side are yu on
Fistus: Tripoli
Bella: is that the good or the bad side
Fistus: The good side
Bella: How do yu know
Fistus: Am living there
Bella: Then yur prejudise
Fistus: no
Bella: Yup
Fistus: Are you going to come i should send my taxi to come am pick you
Bella: i stil dont know if its good or bad
Fistus: It good
Bella: why
Fistus: Which one his why
Bella: why it's good
Fistus: I want to see you
Bella: thats not an anser
Fistus: What did you want me to answer
Bella: why is it good
Fistus: What his good
Bella: yur side of town
Fistus: His good
Bella: why
Fistus: There his no problem
Bella: whats his problem
Fistus: every were his good
Bella: who?
Fistus: Who ask his who
Bella: he
Fistus: Who
Bella: yu were talking about him
yu shuld know
Fistus: Know you
Bella: no yu dont
Fistus: Who his the person
Bella: he
yu were talkin about him
Fistus: About who
Bella: YU SHUD KNOW
Fistus: What his name
Bella: YU SHUD KNOW
Fistus: I don't know him
Bella: THEN STOP TALKIN ABOUT HIM
Fistus: Talking about who
Bella: YOUR DRIVING ME INSANE
Fistus: Let me know who you talk about please
Bella: THAT FRIGGIN IDIOT YU KEEP TALKIN ABOUT
Fistus: Am not about any body
Bella: THEN MAYBE YUR THE IDIOT
Fistus: You are insult me

[LilRachel]

[DerekTrotter1981]

Oh, my gawd! Jordi admitted to being a scammer!

[Linoline]

Mike: Have you eaten dinner
Nora: I did
Hours later
Mike: I hope you enjoyed your dinner
Nora: He asked almost at midnight
Mike: Sorry for asking late
Nora: He spoke sleeplessly
Mike: Why are you harsh on me
Nora: He asked sadly
Mike: Please if you don't want to chat with me again tell me
Nora: He exclaimed desperately
Mike: What's all this
Is it because I love you
Is that why you are talking to me like am an animal
The next morning
Nora: He said sadly
Mike: My love good morning
Nora: He declared hopefully
Mike: How are you doing
Nora: He asked curiously
Mike: Why are you sounding like this?
Nora: He informed cringely

Then he gave up

[Linoline]

I might have whipped this lad a few too many times

Bob: Hello woman
Nora: My name is Nora
Bob: Are u a man
Nora: Are you an idiot
Bob: Are you drunk
Nora: Well that question answered itself pretty quickly.
Looks like you are an idiot
Bob: Seems you are drunk and rud
Nora: Tipsy maybe
Bob: Enjoy your unconconess
Nora: Wow look who's drunk texting now
Bob: You are feeling hot
Nora: Haha
Bob: You can never go back to golden days
Nora: Which are those anyways
Bob: You don't want to call woman and you are
OK, girl how are you
Nora: Great thanks
How is your wife
Bob: Is you I want now
When are you coming
Nora: If you're any good maybe in 15 minutes
Bob: So you are already in my country
Nora: That doesn't really work for me
Bob: Nora but this is no joke am serious. I want us to meet one day
Are you still in Holland.
Nora: I'm serious too, I want to come but this is just one serious mood killer
Bob: Am sorry for that bad mood I may cause
Nora: That doesn't really work either
Bob: Ok
Nora: Not really manly enough for my taste. Looks like it'll be a party for one
Bob: Who will be that one
Nora: Me
Bob: Ok we talk another day, I want to work on something, thanks for your to chat with me

[LilRachel]

[TempoOfDoom]

Godwin: I donot get you
Nora: You have donots?
[...]
Nora: what about the donots?
Godwin: When donots
[...]
Nora: if you bring me the donots
[...]
Nora: Then you have a problem
Godwin: As Hw
Nora: Because I want my donots

Great! Now I'm hungry.

[Linoline]

Abdul: Hey
Nora: My name is Nora
Abdul: Haha I know that
Nora I need your help
Nora: good
Abdul: I need a help from you please
Nora: you said that
Abdul: Yea so please help me
Nora: I don't know what you need help with
but if it's phylosophy I'm not very good at that
Abdul: I just want you help me little bit money for my feed right nowear is not easy due to the virus
Nora: oh then you'll just need to go to a good podologist
Abdul: Help me nora
Nora: I don't know any podologists in your country but nailmats seem to work as well
Abdul: I don't understand
Nora: hammer, nails, mat. walk on it
on the pointy side
Abdul: I don't know that
Nora: you don't even have a hammer and nails?
how do you make a fence
Abdul: If you help me just help me
Nora: Sorry, I can't make fences
Abdul: Ait

[Linoline]

Who remembers Raisin? Well Anna and him are still in their dysfunctional relationship... or broke up. it's not very clear.
He promised to make a wanking video, and did, but it was dark (and hilarious), but he promised to make a new one, in the light, with a shaved chest, in front of the mirror
Of course he didn't and is whining. So I gave him an ultimatum. Anna is now dating Luke (my other character) and they made some public comments (that only raisin and other baiters can see. Some other baiters joined in to mock him, so he's happy about all of it)
To say he's annoyed and desperate would be an understatement, but we had a very interesting chat last night. At least it was amusing to me

Raisin: I know if I even do a million video for you you still will not come to me
Anna: ok then
Raisin: You promised many times and failed me
You don't want a handsome husband. I know maybe it's because am handsome
And Luke is very ugly and white
Anna: is someone a bit jealous maybe?
Raisin: Black men are stronger
Anna: apparently you are not. You're just scared
Raisin: Am not
Scared
I can do anything for the one I love and you know it
Anna: yes you can break promises
Raisin: I did everything for your happiness
Anna: breaking promises doesn't make me happy
Settle in... things are getting romantic
Raisin: But I think it makes you know I don't like how you break your own promises
I mean My dick surely is the sweetest dick in the world if you insert into your vagina you will always want to sex me. I can even suck your pussy and clitoris anytime you want
I can get you pregnant and give you all the children you want in the world. For us and for gran
Anna: Right
That will not happen if you don't fulfill your promise
Raisin: I know I will always suck your pussy and play with your clit to make you squirt . Note this
This almost sounds like a threat
Anna: I'm not in the mood right now to hear things like that from a liar
I mean it
Raisin: And i want that
Anna: You won't get that
Don't you get it? I'm not going to marry a liar
Raisin: Why do you want the video
Tell me. If it is a good reason then i will do it
Anna: Because you promised and I deleted the other because you asked
Raisin: I think you still have other videos
So who is the liar here now
Remember this year is fast coming to an end now
Anna: I know
But I still don't have the video you promised
Raisin: WE would have got married last year remember
But you left me in the border
You disappointed me doll
Remember
I think you never wanted to marry me
You just want to blackmail me
Anna: I didn't leave you there
Raisin: It's not my fault
Anna: And i don't want to blackmail you.
I just don't want to marry you now that you're a liar
Raisin: Why do you want to marry me
And i never lied to you
I have your name on my chest and Luke doesn't
He is not man enough
He is just as weak as a vegetable
He doesn't sing
He doesn't have good voice like me. He is not shit
Anna: Did you call him? He didn't mention that.
He doesn't have my name on his chest, but also not the name of another girl
Raisin: What do you mean
He doesn't even have tattoos
He is not shit
Anna: Doesn't matter. He can get them
Raisin: You love him??
Anna: None of your business
Raisin: . He is not man enough
Anna: He's not afraid to show his dick
Raisin: He showed you his dick already
He is very cheap
Am not so cheap
He can easily show other girls his dick
Anna: You showed it as well but I hardly see it. Did you turn off the lights because it's too small?
Raisin: You can't see me because am not a cheap guy
Anna: I can't see what's not there
Raisin: I have it very real and big
Anna: If you don't have a dick you can't show it
Raisin: I have it long and big
Anna: No you don't
Raisin: I do
Anna: Just a small one like a little boy
Raisin: A big one
Anna: Liar.
Raisin: Am not lying
And i can give you pussy job
You missing alot
Anna: No thanks, I don't have sex with children, that's gross
Raisin: Am not small and am 30 so am not a little kid
Am a man
You really missing alot
If you can call me on video I swear I will do the video you want
I go that far for someone I haven't met or seen on cam
Anna: Oh yes, a real man who is afraid
Raisin: I mean I can't go that far for someone I haven't met or seen on cam
Call it what you want
Anna: I'm not missing anything. I don't need a man without a dick. That can't get me pregnant. At least I'm sure that Lucien has a big one
Long and strong and hard. I bet he can please me well with it. All night long
Raisin: But he is white and ugly
Anna: Unlike you
He's cute and rich and has a big dick
Raisin: You want white and ugly children Gran will not be happy with that
Anna: You're just jealous because you don't have a dick
Raisin toothpick dick
Raisin: I have a very big one
Anna: Toothpick
Raisin: Cucumber
Cucumber size
Anna: Do you stuff cucumbers up your ass?gross
Raisin: I just made a clear example how my dick size looks
Anna: Green with lumps?
Raisin: Not green and no lumps
I didn't mention colors
Just big and long
Anna: Like a cucumber that's green and lumpy and limp after one touch
Raisin: I don't know . Come see it
Anna: No thanks. It's either green with lumps or small like a child. It's not worth it
Raisin: So you mean you told me to go to Benin republic to be killed over there
And pretended like you want me in your life
Anna: Ohhhh you left your dick in Benin
Now I get it
Raisin: I am a real man
And you was in Benin . You saw me . You was inside a car or somewhere around that day
Anna: Sure honeybear, just a man without a dick
Raisin: You lost your chance of getting married to Raisin
That's a pity
Anna: If you would've had a real big dick it would be worth it. Now, not so much
Raisin: I have a very huge dick . Good night

But Anna left that message unread. He did come back today for some more
Raisin: Hi
Anna: hello Raisin toothpick dick
how is your day
Anna set the nickname for Raisin to Raisin Toothpick dick.
<picture of toothpicks in the form of dicks>
Raisin: What's that?
Anna: a toothpick dick of course, don't you recognize it or is yours even smaller
Raisin: Thats not dick
That's Luke's dick
Anna: oh so you're gay that you have interest in guys dicks right now
Raisin: I am straight
Anna: A straight guy with a dick obsession and a small toothpick dick himself
Raisin: Big dick
Anna: Luke? yes he has
Raisin: oh he has tooth pick dick??
Anna: even a lollipop is bigger than a toothpick and it's easier to suck
Raisin: Baby can you suck dick??
very well??
Anna: Yes I can but you'll never know

[Linoline]

Ramses: Baby I miss u
Nora: ok
Ramses: Baby how are we going to see
Nora: See what?
Do you need glasses
Ramses: Glasses like how
Nora: To see
Ramses: Baby for me an u to see each other
Nora: I'd go for tanned if I were you
Ramses: How
Nora: Because of the sun off course
Ramses: Which sun
Nora: Do you have more than one?
Where are you from
Ramses: Nigerian
Nora: How many suns do you have over there
Ramses: Baby am single I never married
Nora: Right
That doesn't answer my question
Ramses: Yes
Am single I never married talkless of son
Nora: Are you the only one who needs glasses
Ramses: Baby am not understand the glasses u are talking about.
Nora: So you can see
Ramses: Baby I have battery low till tomorrow
Nora: I'm surprised you could see that
Ramses: What
Baby ur eye
Nora: My eyes are fine
Ramses: Baby what again now
Nora: What's wrong with you
Ramses: Baby good night have ur wonderful night rest

[Linoline]

No friend request, just a message out of the blue from a lad who is friends with some other baiters.

All: U welcome
Nora: Where
All: For u acceptin me
Nora: Did I?
All: As a friend
Nora: Again.. Did I?
All: Or am sorry for that
Nora: For what?
All: U say u don't accept me as a friend
Nora: Did I?
All: That's why I say sorry
Is ok
Nora: For things I didn't say

Another lad, who just stops communicating when you confuse him too much
Bob: Baby good evening
Nora: good evening
Bob: How are u filling this evening
Nora: With pie

Hours later
Bob: Baby how are u
Nora: Properly filled
Bob: What are u filling
Nora: Me
Bob: <5 thumbsups>
Nora: Why five? Do you have parkin sons?
Bob: No is a mistake
Nora: Then take again
Bob: Baby can I send u my number
Nora: I don't know. Can you?
Bob: <number>
Nora: wow

[Linoline]

Ad: Hi
Nora: hi
Ad: Good morning
Nora: good morning
Ad: Tell me about yourself
Nora: pizza
Ad: How do you mean
Nora: round, with cheese you know
Ad: I don't understand
Nora: ok
Ad: Explain
Nora: find some manners
Ad: Okay
So can we date
Nora: I'm not dating no savage
Ad: Okay, marriage
Nora: not marrying a savage either
Ad: Smiles
Do you have kid
Nora: No I don't
Ad: Okay
Can you have for me
Nora: Never heard of the concept internet pregnancy
Ad: Smiles
I love you
Nora: ahw that's sweet
Ad: Very sweet
Can we be dating
Nora: Are you by any chance in Amsterdam?
Ad: No
Nora: then how are you going to take me on a date
Ad: Came to Nigeria
Nora: We're in a lockdown here
And for the record, when you ask a girl on a date, you go to her house to pick her up
you have some things to learn
Ad: Okay
I will continue learning

[Linoline]

Lad pretending to be a 63 year old oil contractor on facebook trying to lure his new 32 year old victim away to hangouts

Luke: If you dont mind are you on hangout.
Nora: No I'm not
Luke: Oh I would like to have constant communication.
Nora: We can have that here
Luke: Yeah but I don’t really come here always because it was created by one of my IT Personnel here, I guess he thought he was creating his own and the mistake had already been made, and there is no way I can change it, so I just have to live it this way.. funny though.. lol.
Nora: allright, I don't mind that
Luke: Or maybe you give me your phone whatsapp number.
Nora: we can chat here
Luke: I insist
Nora: Good luck with that
Luke: Hahaha
Tell me about yourself?
Nora: what do you want to know?
Luke: What are you really looking for here on Facebook?
Nora: I keep in touch with friends here
Some scripted stuff, and another try
Luke: Okay, maybe we should talk on hangout....
Nora: Ok, maybe we should just talk here
Luke: Why didn't you want us to moved to hangout.....
Nora: why do you keep insisting on it
we met here, I'm perfectly fine here
Luke: Okay
I am not used to social media, i only have hangout beacause if I wanted to communicate with my daughter in school.
Nora: Yet here you are
Luke: Meaning???
Nora: That you are on Facebook anyway. Expanding your horizon. Learning new things. And that at your age
Luke: You right but i dont usually come here to chat constant.....
Nora: Looks like you are
Luke: What??
Nora: Online here
Luke: I Don't usually come here always even if I less busy.
Nora: Ok then
Luke: Okay

Somehow I get the idea that he'll be back anyway if he doesn't get nuked first

[Linoline]

Luke seems to be pretty active on facebook after all

Luke: Are you the Type that like learning new things?
Nora: Yes of course
Luke: What kind of thing have you learned about??
Nora: That strawberry cheesecake is much better than orange
Luke: Why??
Nora: Don't question my knowledge
Luke: Well I like to talk to one person and get new points of views and have great conversation about all sorts of things, I love to try new things and can laugh at myself when I fail miserably. I don't give up easily, and have so many things I've yet to try. like traveling, going on unknown adventures, and even something I thought I never would.
Nora: Then why do you question the superiority of strawberry cheesecake over orange
Luke: Yeah, i want to learn that from you...
Nora: I just told you so you're being a bit slow
Luke: Okay
Do you dance?
Nora: I'm not very good at it
Luke: You have a video of where you dance??
Nora: Oh no. I don't want to embarrass myself
Luke: Really
Nora: Does it look like I'm joking
Luke: Yeah...
Nora: I'm not
Luke: Okay
Are you still busy with work??
Nora: Yes
Luke: Tell me about your work??
Nora: What do you want to know
Luke: About the investments?
Nora: What about them
Luke: Do you know if I might have interest on the investment??
Nora: I didn't know you invested
Who is your consultant
Luke: I mean you should tell me about it, maybe I will be interested....
Nora: Alright how much do you have to invest
Luke: You haven't tell me how you operate.....
Nora: Hey I can tell you all without knowing what you want but that would take me all day and you'll get a lot of information that doesn't apply to what you want. So forget it if I want to waste time I'll watch Netflix
Luke: Okay, i have to go now, maybe we talk later......
Nora: Ok

[Linoline]

Luke again... the 63 year old oil contractor who has his story pretty straight

Luke: Hello, how was your day at work today?
Nora: It was fine thanks
How is yours
Luke: It was good but so stressed
Tell me how did you spend your day today?
Nora: High waves? Thought you'd be able to deal with that
I worked. It was fine
Luke: What is the time now?
Nora: Don't you have a clock
Luke: I have but the time is different....
Nora: More or less
Luke: It is 12:42am here in Gulf of Mexico... (wrong, it should've been 3:42PM)
Nora: Shouldn't you be sleeping
Luke: Yeah but I was not able to sleep....
Nora: Still bugged by the salt?
Luke: I was worried about my daughter. Her teacher told me that she was crying...
Nora: She's 12 right?
Luke: Nope 10 years old...
Nora: Crying is what they do at that age
Luke: I have left her since May last years and she also miss her mother...
Nora: Of course
Luke: I hope I finished the contract soon so that I can get back to her and settle down and have a family again....
Nora: At least you have a job, not everyone can say that these days
Luke: Well, I have plan to retired early so that I can have time for my family and also planned to build a petroleum station in California....
Nora: that doesn't sound like retirement, but if that's your thing
to smell like petroleum all day
good luck with that
Luke: Lol . I am that good in doing a business because I have been a drilling contractor all my life...
Nora: of course
Luke: I have always wanted to be a business man just like my father but I was not able to because I never choice to be one.....
Nora: then you might not have made the right choices
Luke: I was once managing my father company after is death for some years before it got collapse. So I had to sell the company...
Nora: At least you have a job still. That's more than many can say these days
Luke: Yeah, but my job does not give me chance to stay with my daughter or even settle down...
Nora: thought you were going to retire and smell like petroleum
problem solved
Luke: Yeah sure...

Somehow I think this was not the solution he was looking for

[Linoline]

Henry: Hello
Nora: Hi
Henry: Why are you not talking to me all these while,did I do anything wrong
Nora: Yes
Henry: What did I do
Nora: Lie
Henry: But that's in the past,why can't you just forget about the past and let move on
Nora: Because liars will be liars
Henry: But people can change for good if you give them a second chance
Nora: You busted the second chance
Henry: I didn't
Apart from that's I liar which I know that i did and I can admit to it but you can give me another chance,i promise to be better
Nora: I don't like liars
Henry: Since you said you don't like liars indirectly you are tell me that I should duck off
Nora: Duck?
I'm not saying anything indirectly
Henry: I mean fuck off
Nora: Now that's not a nice thing to say
But as you wish. I'll leave you alone
Henry: For me since you don't want to give me a second chance and you kind tell me that I liar,which mean you want me to fuck off.
If you tell me to fuck off, I will respect it cos is your decision
I want to tell you the truth,i hate been emotionally down but you're make to.
I know is hard to admit, but i know is to hard for me
Nora: You just told me to fuck off
Henry: I didn't
Nora: You did
Henry: That's not what i meant, you.told to fuck off that why i have been alone since and I was trying to let you know that you said that to me
Nora: Then you probably deserved it

I checked, I actually did, but that was a few months ago, and he did deserve it. Lads always do

[Linoline]

Daniboy is still around. After the safari to mole park in Ghana with Kimmy he came back to Nora. He didn't have a phone for a long time, his personal fb account got nuked (6x or more) and he's been very annoyed. And usually he doesn't get what he wants from Nora so he expresses his displeasure a lot these days.

Daniboy: try not to forget to block me today am feed up with you,
Nora: <thumbsup>
(so I blocked his messages for a while, it wasn't the first time he told me to block him. A few hours later I unblocked him again)

Daniboy: you
Nora: what about me?
Daniboy: whts it
Nora: whats what
Daniboy: am asking you since you cnt talk leave it
Nora: Ok
Daniboy: wht do you want to hear from me
Nora: You were the one contacted me cookie
Daniboy: oh sorry is a mistake
Nora: Ok then
Goodnight
Daniboy: bye
sleep well
Nora:
Daniboy: funny wht is this
bye

A day later
Daniboy: hey
Nora: hi
Daniboy: whts up
Nora: nothing why
Daniboy: that i ask,whts up ok am not talkin again
Nora: ok
Daniboy: and dnt think am tryin to beg you
Nora: I'm not thinking anything cookie
Daniboy: good dnt call me cookie you dnt deserve it
Nora: now listen good mr man you dont tell me what i deserve
Daniboy: thank you
Nora: now what does sir cookie want to be called?
douchecanoe to your liking?
Daniboy: and whts it you deserve
Nora: like destinys child huh
bit girly but if thats your thing i wont complain
Daniboy: which of you stupid thing
are u talkin abt
Nora: that thing you do
Daniboy: wht thin did u do
out of this nonsence
Nora: you did it cookiebag i didn't do nothing
Daniboy: keep it in mind nd let it finish u left to u
Nora: whats taht
Daniboy: i want to sleep busy tomorrow
Nora: ok goodnight cookieman
Daniboy: not my name sheggy is my name ok
Nora: as you wish sir sheggy cookiebag
Daniboy: next time you repeat it again i will block you am telling you
Nora: you shoul try some sleep cookie your a bit crumbly today
Daniboy: dnt worry abt me
thank you
Nora: ok gdnight then
Daniboy: you too good nyt
then
Nora: <thumbsup>

The next day
Daniboy: whtever
Nora: ok
Daniboy: how are you today
how is family gran,mom,and others
Nora: fine thanks
how are you today cookie
Daniboy: am just dnt know fyn see dnt mind ok and sorry fr wht happened but you know your a bit stubborn
but dnt worry abt tht have you eatin today
no am sayin somthin nice you went offline
okbye
Nora: lol. don't be crumbly again cookie im fine but im working today
Daniboy: i know is tht you went off stay till i say u can go or abt to go to mom
Nora: bossy
Daniboy: who am i goin to meet and tell my problem now,god help me
Nora: didnt you know you can only dotht in the bedroom huh
Daniboy: oh lik i want to be nice you dnt want it no p you cant hv 100 percentage of me so at the end you can now ride over me noo cnt happen
you mean i shuld go fine another right is this wht you mean
Nora: i like yu being nice always cookie
i appreciate thanks
Daniboy: dont worry thank you very very much appluse
Nora:
say hi to mom okay i have to work now
Daniboy: haaa am not a bad guy who will be always nice and you hop on him given him every thing at the end he smoov yr money i dnt do tht and will never
the best of me is meet in person thts when you understand me

I wonder who will ever understand Daniboy...

And I think it's only a week ago that he wrote:
Daniboy: whts the essens of chtin with you fr years and no evidence of you see you cant waste my time

Looks like I can and have been wasting his time for 2.5 years already.