Frustrated boi
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2021 7:18 am
I've had a lad pretending to be Brian Moynihan, the CEO of the Bank of America on the hook for a couple of weeks now but he's lazy and won't perform for his master. So I decided to tell him to eff off because he was clearly not who he was pretending to be. But he came back with the usual illiterate retorts:
"Hello, if you are not interested in your fund that is about to be transfer to your own personal account as I ordered, simply identify your meaning OK, so that I will concentrate on those who are willy to receive their fund, And attend those that regard and sour more my visit, after receiving their fund "
I replied, "What a pile of babbling, unintelligible, illiterate crap." He wasn't happy:
"You are nothing, but a full"
I taunted his spelling and called him an imbecile. Then came the pièce de résistance:
"If you text me again I will arrest you did I make my self clear "
Which is quite a talent for a bank manager, I think you'll agree!
"Hello, if you are not interested in your fund that is about to be transfer to your own personal account as I ordered, simply identify your meaning OK, so that I will concentrate on those who are willy to receive their fund, And attend those that regard and sour more my visit, after receiving their fund "
I replied, "What a pile of babbling, unintelligible, illiterate crap." He wasn't happy:
"You are nothing, but a full"
I taunted his spelling and called him an imbecile. Then came the pièce de résistance:
"If you text me again I will arrest you did I make my self clear "
Which is quite a talent for a bank manager, I think you'll agree!