Heavy Rain in Africa

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Heavy Rain in Africa

Post by LilRachel » Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:02 pm

The Cast

Raquel - Me
Jordan - Scammer
The Dad - Bertje
Leah - Me


The Chapters

I. Jordan The Airforce Pilot
II. The Unmasking
III. Anthony
IV. Barber Shop Adventures
V. The Bertjest Daddy In The World
VI. Let's Be Friends
VII. An Offer He Can't Refuse (Anymore)
VIII. Plata o Plombo


The Story

Jordan, a US-Airforce dream guy who has been sent to Eastern Europe for a United Nations special mission, and Raquel, a 21-year-old, still pretty naive young woman with a passion for good books, Africa and Netflix, have been chatting with each other for over a month. They got to know and appreciate each other, and spent quite some time together in hangouts. Then it all happened pretty damn fast: He discovered his love for her, she returned it and wanted nothing more than to be with him.

But as it is often the case in soppy love stories... it was too good to be true! The sky darkened and some pretty large rain clouds came up: Raquel exposed her US Air Force dream guy as a filthy little scammer. Jordan (of course) denied everything, Raquel was disappointed and the two lovebirds fell silent. However, it was only a few days later when he came crawling back and admitted that Raquel was right in her assumption. He promised her that he would change for good and start a new honest life with her:

[June 22nd, 2020 - 23:00 CEST]

Jordan: Hello Honey
How are you doing?
I hope you are doing fine and good.


Raquel: I'm fine... what about you? Everything alright there in Poland?

Jordan: Yes dear,we are all doing well here

Raquel: Awesome!

Jordan: I guess you been busy lately.
There is something i want to tell you dear.


Raquel: Nah... just have been... not at home, you know.

Jordan: That's cool. [Yes, it was! :D]
I am sorry that i have been away for few days now,i want you to forgive me honey.


Raquel: Where have you been?

Jordan: I have been working,and i got a good news to share with you honey.

Raquel: What news?

Jordan: I got a call from my Supervisor,i think the United Nation just assign me on a peace Keeping mission in Afghanistan.

Raquel: So... does that mean we will not meet?! 😞

Jordan: I have waited so long to work out my ass out of this place,and to serve my Country.
Honey,i don't mean by that,we will met someday.


Raquel: Alright... bye then. You're not honest with me. You dont wanna meet me. You dont want an us!! 😞

Jordan: Honey,are you not happy with my new contract i just got from the United Nation,this is my 4th mission working with the UN.And i promise to never stop loving you in my heart.
Wherever i go,i will always feel the same love for you.


Raquel: NO I AM NOT HAPPY WITH IT, BECAUSE I WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!!

Jordan: I want to be with you too honey.

Raquel: AND I DONT WANT YOU TO GET KILLED BY SOME FREAKIN ASSHOLE IN THAT WARZONE THERE!!!
Dont go there honey...


Jordan: Honey,i will be safe for you,i want you to think positive okay.
I will be fine okay.
I need some courage from you honey.


Raquel: Now I'm crying... you stupid man you... 😒

Jordan: I promise to come to [Censored] once i finish my contract at Afghanistan,its just 6months and i will be right in front of you all days and nights.
Please i want you to stop crying,i am sorry.I have intentions to begin a new life and settle down once more when my mission is finally over. All i want and always prayed for is a caring, loving, family-oriented and dedicated woman to be the mother of my kids.I truly believe in Gods time, all the people and life lessons we experience, are part of the big plan he has for us.
I am proud of myself in being honest and most trustworthy, I seek that in a mate, someone who is compassionate yet understanding who has a calm behavior and a great personality for us.


Raquel: Gods plan for us humans cannot be to kill each other!!
You shouln't go there.
Please..


Jordan: Honey,i couldn't refuse this assignment from the United Nation.We vow to serve and protect my country.

Raquel: How does it protect the United States that you have a mission in Afghanistan in 2020? The war there is over! So what are you doing there?

Jordan: Honey,the war is clear to be over.my mission is to flight the Generals and the Captains in every different station Camps.I hope you do understand my kind of job.
I want you to know that,its easy and safe okay.


Raquel: If you say so, honey.......

Jordan: Its okay to be scared but i want you be positive honey about this,I promise to message you everyday.
I do have feelings for you in my heart and i want to love you more everyday.


Raquel: When does your mission there begin?
And why do you have to be the personal shuttle-service to some generals and captains?!


Jordan: I have two days to sign the contract,and i will be leaving next month on the 6th of July,the UN got all preparation ready.
Honey,have you eaten dinner already?


Raquel: No...
But yeah... 6 more months...


Jordan: You are such a beautiful woman,and you are one in a Billion.I cherish you so much.
May i ask you honey?


Raquel: What you wanna ask me?

Jordan: Tell me honey,how will you treat your man?

Raquel: I would treat you far too well. You don't seem to care what I think and how I feel about you. 😞

Jordan: Although every relationship has it's ups & downs, I will treat my woman with lots of love & respect. I like to hold her hand while walking side by side, I will enjoy the little kisses stolen throughout the day, & the little smiles she gives me from across the room.

Raquel: πŸ’•

Jordan: I believe a man & woman are to walk side by side in life,so communication & honesty are very important. Because of that reason alone I will not have to worry about her treating me badly or cheating on me. I in turn will be completely faithful to her and will support her during our lives together.

[June 23rd, 2020 - 08:30]

Jordan: Can you tell me what do you really want from me?

Raquel: I've told you this many times, honey... I just want to be with you!

Jordan: I want to be with you more.
Do you really love me honey?


Raquel: Yes, I have feelings for you... you might be the one I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with!

[June 23rd, 2020 - 11:00]

Raquel: I just think it's a shame that you're still not being completely honest with me, honey! 😞

Jordan: Since we met,i have been honest with you and i want you to know that each passing day i talk to you.i am beginning to have feelings for you and i think i love you more honey.
I want to spend my whole life with you honey.


Raquel: So do I. But I need you to be honest with me. That's all I want. Just be honest!

Jordan: All i think about is you,and my love for you keep me living.
I have been honest with you,I see you don't trust me.
If you can not trust me,you have no love for me honey.
I love you more because i have so much trust in you.


Raquel: How can I trust you if you still play your games here? Just be honest instead of fooling me..

Jordan: What game are you talking about?

Raquel: I know you're not Jordan [Censored]. The man on that one picture, that's not you. You're not a pilot, and you're not currently in Poland either.
You are from an African country and try to meet women who will eventually give you money for whatever reasons.
I know that!
Please admit it and we can talk normally!
I would like to get to know the real man I'm writing with for so long now, not this "Jordan" guy who does not exist.


Jordan: Good,you are right and i admit that.
So you can block me now
I guess,that's what you been waiting for.
But before you block me,i want you to know i am a single man and i do want love and be loved.


Raquel: I wont block you. Why would I?

Jordan: I think,you would not to talk to me anymore.

Raquel: I'd love to keep talking to you. I really would. Just please do it under your real name and account... no "Jordan" anymore!

Jordan: I am sorry
I believe you have someone else to love you.
I just hope we could be best friends and more than that between us.
But nobody likes a Africa man.


Raquel: I like african men. I really do!
And I like you, believe it or not.


Jordan: I am telling you all this because i don't want to hurt your feelings

Raquel: Have you seen what I have written? If you still want to talk to me, please write to me tomorrow using your real account, not "Jordan" anymore. Please!
I have to go to sleep now. I have to get up early tomorrow morning. I hope you sleep well too!


Jordan: Really?

Raquel: Yeah... really.

Jordan: Tell me,why?

Raquel: Because I believe it's fate/destiny. And I want to meet the man I'm writing with.

Jordan: Same with me,i do believe too.

Raquel: Maybe not meet, but get to know. That's the right wording!
Please tell me... What's your real name?


Jordan: I am really scared
You making me scared now.


Raquel: Why?

Jordan: We could be more together if only you are telling the truth and be honest with me.

Raquel: You being honest with me now is a good first step. Isn't it?

Jordan: Yes,it is.
Okay,i will only accept on one condition.


Raquel: What would that condition be?

Jordan: Please,can we have a video call right now?

Raquel: I don't want this right now! We can talk on the phone sometime if you want.

Jordan: You are the one not be honest now.

Raquel: Please understand that I'm not in the mood right now in the middle of the night!

Jordan: if you do like me as you calm to be,then you do what i request from you.
I am sorry,if you don't want to have a video call with me then your feelings you have for me are lies.
You don't have to say anything anymore,i want you to block me now.
Goodnight and sweet dreams honey.
I hope to find a loving,intelligent,caring and stubborn woman like you.I am going to miss you more.
Bye


Raquel: My interest in you is not a lie. I just don't like to be told what to do by someone who just was proved to be a liar!

Jordan: Okay

In the meantime, this happend:

Image

Who would have thought that our dear Jordan, the US-Airforce pilot on a mega-important foreign mission, is actually a scammer who tries to cheat girls and women out of their money? Well, this is where our little story goes "live"...

[June 28th, 2020 - 13:30]

Jordan: Good morning honey
Sorry honey,it's afternoon already.
How was your day?
I miss you so much honey


Raquel: Why do you keep calling me like that if you don't trust me?

Jordan: I never said,i don't trust you. I am a quiet person, and if I show you the real me, then you are a very special person because I love to be with you.
I couldn't sleep last night,thinking about you.I believe we would not be the one who will find love. Love finds us.


Raquel: I'm not gonna push you to show me the reral Jordan... I'd just be happy after all this time!
As I told you the other day: If you want to continue doing what you're doing here... well... sadly, I can't stop you. :( I hate such people!


Jordan: Are you on facebook?,i can add you there.Then i hope that will make you happy now.
My heart already likes you, so I hope that you will stay longer and forever.
I want to build a new life with you.


Raquel: Yeah, I'm on Facebook, but I want to keep you as my little secret for now... :D
Would you mind telling me how long you've been doing this scammer shit?


Jordan: So you are saying you can't add me on facebook.

Raquel: I could, but I wont until you start to trust me and being completely honest with me.
And what do you mean "new life"?


Jordan: I want all this to stop,with you i want to have a new life,only if you are serious with me.
if i don't trust you,i wouldn't have suggest given you my real facebook name but its seems you are one who don't trust me,i am trying to open up to you and get to know each other but never mind.I think here is be much better we keep talking to each other.
What have you been doing today?


Raquel: I am serious, you know... I find you so f*ckin intriguing, that you say you want to stop with that... and start a new life... all this.
And I like African men. I think they're good caring men!
I slept for a looong time, then had to think of you as soon as I woke up. I checked to see if you'd written to me...
Not muc else besides that tbh. On Sundays I'm glad if I can just lie in bed or on the couch and relax. I often read or watch something on YouTube or Netflix. Doing that right now, besides writing with you honey.
At the moment it is incredibly warm here in Europe. 30 degrees and more. I often go to the beach or forest and try to get away from all the stress at work. Because everyone is still freaking out about Corona, it's even more stressful than before the lockdown..


Jordan: Alaye
Awesome that sounds good!


Raquel: Who's this Alaye* again???

*Has happened to him a few times now that he answered with "Alaye". Not sure if he's just like dictating instead of typing or something?!

Jordan: That was a mistake,sorry about that.
I think today has been a bad day for me,it's been raining since last night and nobody couldn't go out then i was so hungry,so i actually went out to get some foodstuff but getting there i don't know how i got my money missing from my short pocket.
I have to walk back home,beaten by heavy rain,my whole body was wet but i am home now and am feeling better now


I wonder how long til he starts begging for money...

[June 28th, 2020 - 16:30]

Raquel: At least tell me what country you live in? :)
Okay, let me guess: Nigeria? Benin Republic? Togo? Maybe Ghana? Am I right about any of these?


Jordan: The rain is still falling heavily, I just couldn't get something to eat without money in my hand,and I am really hungry here.

Raquel: I'm sorry you had to go through that. :( Have you and your family eaten by now?

Jordan: I think i have to go through the rain again to get something to eat.

Raquel: Oh, I see. Don't forget the umbrella this time!!

Jordan: I stay alone,i left my parent house since i was 15 years old,I am the first born of my parent and working so hard to take care of them and make them happy,it hasn't been easy but i always stay strong.

Raquel: So you've lived alone since you were 15 years old? I can't even imagine... That must be incredibly difficult? I wish no one in the world had to go through that, I wish that everyone had enough to live happily, without worries and everything!!

Jordan: I don't know why i have to trust you so much,i want you to know if you hurt me,I leave everything to God.

Raquel: In Europe and the US there is currently the Black Lives Matter movement going on. Have you heard of it? I hope that this will bring about a change for the better in African countries as well. It will not happen overnight tho. But... when I see it in the news how people live in African countries (not only there, but especially)... I want that all people are well, no matter where they come from!

Jordan: No,i have been staying with my Uncles and cousins Until i was 20years old then i decide to stay on my own,it been 9 years now.

Raquel: Dont get me wrong Jordan.. I ABSOLUTELY don't support what you have done with your scamming shit! No one should do anything bad to another person!

Jordan: Thank you so much for your care and concern about the situation going on right now.

Raquel: Sure... it's great tho that you're apparently thinking about quitting. Maybe sometimes it just needs a little motivation... :)

Jordan: Actually, You are right but i want you know it's my 2 months on this and i haven't taken anyone money.I hope to quit now.

Raquel: What did you do before to earn money?

Jordan: Our Government has to be blamed,no job,no security and people are suffering but i don't really give a fuck about the government.I am a strong man and i just wish i could help all the poor but i couldn't. I will have to try my best
I am a professional painter


Oh all the opportunities...........

Raquel: A professional painter like.. painting buildings or painting pictures?

Jordan: Honey,i think my computer is about to go off,i will talk to you later okay
😘😘😘😘


Raquel: Okay, honey. Thank you for telling me a lil bit about the real Jordan!
Bye! 😘


Even though it doesn't really seem like it in the transcript, Jordan's still veeery suspicious. He often asks for Raquel's Facebook profile (I haven't created one yet) as well as for video calls. I sometimes do not know how to handle it, so that he doesn't lose interest at some point?!

Anyway... I'll try to get something out of his alleged painting skills. Sounds like a good opportunity for one or two trophies! ;)
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Re: Heavy Rain in Africa

Post by bikeatl77 » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:48 pm

Jordan seems to have what it takes to be a future world leader :roll: Hungry during a monsoon? Why not brave the elements wearing improper attire and hoof it to the store up hill both ways without your wallet? The journey is the destination afterall...idiot. I think Amazon has a big sale going right now on tiny violins so maybe you should send him a couple. You could match his pity party tactics one for one to get around the video call issue by dumping a bunch of sob stories on him about an abusive ex-boyfriend that forced you to do really degrading stuff on webcams that he sold for $ without permission. Just the thought of being seen on a camera makes you break out in hives these days. He'll still press you to put trust in him and your "collective love" but it that won't change the fact that you will look hideous on camera with all those welts. I like how he completely ignores your questions about where he lives geographically. Not sketchy at all ;)

I think he's a Yoruba Nigerian but that doesn't necessarily mean that he is physically in Nigeria right now. "Alaye" in Yoruba roughly means "please explain" or "explain to me" according to the all knowing Google Gods:

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Re: Heavy Rain in Africa

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Re: Heavy Rain in Africa

Post by LilRachel » Sun Jun 28, 2020 8:36 pm

@bikeatl77: The abusive ex-boyfriend angle seems to be perfect! And of course I am planning on sending him a few gifts for his newfound honesty and all... 8-)

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[June 28th, 2020 - 21:40]

Raquel: Hey honey :)
I really hope that the rain has stopped by now...


Jordan: still pouring. Im sorry honey a friends needed my help at his place

Raquel: It's alright. I know you've some other things to do as well.
Btw: Do you remember when we talked about gifts a few weeks ago? I still want to bring you something when I visit you one day... that hasn't changed! So... maybe you could give me one or two lil hints about what you like? πŸ˜—


Silence..........

[June 28th, 2020 - 22:30]

Raquel: Well, I really need to go to sleep now. I want to be well rested, because tomorrow we are looking at two new hotels which we are going to add to our catalogue. I'm curious what that will be...
Hope we talk soooooooon. Sleep well, honey!! πŸ˜—


Jordan has not been very active in Messenger at all this evening. Maybe he manages to answer Raquel's question by tomorrow... :roll:
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Re: Heavy Rain in Africa

Post by akogun » Sun Jun 28, 2020 9:09 pm

Actually, "Alaye" in this context is a popular cross-tribal word in Nigeria (and beyond). It means "Buddy" or "Mister", as used in the referenced conversation. It doesn't make the person a Yoruba.
bikeatl77 wrote: ↑Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:48 pm I think he's a Yoruba Nigerian but that doesn't necessarily mean that he is physically in Nigeria right now. "Alaye" in Yoruba roughly means "please explain" or "explain to me" according to the all knowing Google Gods:

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Re: Heavy Rain in Africa

Post by Padme » Sun Jun 28, 2020 10:59 pm

The reason he put out those few "Alaye"s was he was trying to see if perhaps you are a scammer too. Sometimes lads come across other lads when scamming. Throwing this out is their way of finding out if they're wasting their time talking to one of their own.
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Re: Heavy Rain in Africa

Post by DerekTrotter1981 » Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:13 pm

Padme wrote: ↑Sun Jun 28, 2020 10:59 pm Sometimes lads come across other lads when scamming.
They do?

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Post by Padme » Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:28 pm

They do. Especially in something like romance scams on platforms like Facebook. Also, more common than it actually happening, is the lad's fear that it is happening. If they're a scammer pretending to be someone else, maybe the person they're talking to is as well.
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Re: Heavy Rain in Africa

Post by LilRachel » Mon Jun 29, 2020 10:30 am

@Padme: So the "Alaye" (another example) is a kind of secret code to other lads, so that they don't waste time on each other? Are there any other hidden code words I might stumble upon?

[June 29th 2020 - 00:30]

Jordan: Hey honey
How are you doing?i hope you are okay honey.
I am happy to read from you,and i want to say thank you for liking me.
I believe there's nothing impossible with love,love can connect two different world including two different people and it can make their heart beat as one.
I can stare at you all day and I can watch you sleep all night. There’s nothing I cannot do for the one I love.
I always end up loving the wrong person. But it doesn’t stop me on choosing you. I don’t care whether you are right or wrong. I will still try even if this one doesn’t work again.I believe love gives us many chances.
I live for the day that my dream will come true and wake up next to you.
Sweet dreams until then my love.
[cheezy I HEART YOU pic]


[June 29th 2020 - 01:20]

Raquel: Awwww... I just woke up again and saw your pic.
Sooo cute honey! Thank you!! πŸ˜—
Sweet dreams!!


Jordan: Thank you honey
I am about going to bed when my computer just make a lousy sound and i guess its was you.


Wow! :lol:

Jordan: You still awake?
I think you are off to bed again.
Good sweet dreams

😘😘😘

[June 29th 2020 - 09:20]

Jordan: Every night I go to bed wishing for sweet dreams of you, but when I wake up, I’m glad that our love is a reality.
I may not be with you this morning, but I am sending you my love so that you wake up and have a great morning.
[another cheezy I HEART YOU pic]


[June 29th 2020 - 11:45]

Raquel: Hey Jordan
It paid off that I decided to go to bed a lil early yesterday. I slept great, and so far I've had a wonderfully productive day. πŸ˜€


[June 29th 2020 - 12:50]

Jordan: I am happy to hear from you honey

Raquel: What are your plans for the rest of the day? I'm really curious about your life, you know πŸ™‚

Jordan: I hope my days goes well by God grace.
Do you know what i am doing right now?


Raquel: Well...
Back scamming again?


Jordan: Never mind.

Raquel: Hey... it was a joke... πŸ˜‰

Jordan: You just spoiled my mood,never mind.

Then he went offline.

Raquel: Jordan... please...
You know what? If you don't feel like talking to me, then tell me. But please don't use my lil joke as an excuse!


Maybe I shouldn't have provoked him like that. Now Raquel's on the defensive... F*ck!
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Re: Heavy Rain in Africa

Post by Padme » Mon Jun 29, 2020 11:16 am

LilRachel wrote: ↑Mon Jun 29, 2020 10:30 am @Padme: So the "Alaye" (another example) is a kind of secret code to other lads, so that they don't waste time on each other? Are there any other hidden code words I might stumble upon?
In that same conversation in the image you posted, right after he says Alaye, he says How far. How far is slang for How are you. Used similar to how Americans use "What's up." The phrase itself if benign and widely used by just about everyone, scammers and non scammers alike in regions where it's popular. But in this context, "Alaye How far" thrown into the middle of a chat means "Hey, what's up... you here scamming too?"
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Re: Heavy Rain in Africa

Post by LilRachel » Mon Jun 29, 2020 2:33 pm

[June 29th 2020 - 14:00]

Jordan: It's okay,i forgive you.
Just because you apologise.


Raquel: Please believe me... I didn't want to provoke you! :( Honey, I care about you! That's why this was meant as a joke. I actually thought you'd counter with a story about what you've been up to this morning... πŸ˜—

Jordan: Please,i want you to say that again.
I hope you do care that you have to say such word to me now.
I believe we been clear to let go of the topic scam.


Raquel: I won't make jokes like that anymore. I promise!
So tell me about your day so far. What have you done? What's left to do?


Silence...........

Raquel: Honey? You STILL haven't answered my question, what kind of present would make you happy πŸ˜—
You don't like getting presents, do you? πŸ˜€


Jordan: I don't know.
I am a happy man


Yeah... I bet you are with no money and your crappy laptop...

Raquel: I guess you are a very humble person. That's a good character trait!
Is it still raining at your place?


Jordan: It has earlier,not anymore

Raquel: Alright... My team and I are gonna check out another hotel now, which we want to add to the catalogue for summer season 2021.
I've to go off for now.
Please don't be pissed anymore! I know you still are...
Love you!! 😘


[June 29th 2020 - 15:45]

Jordan: I am not angry anymore,you know i hate fighting.
I guess you are busy right now,we can talk later.I miss you so much.
So tell me,what can i do for you to make you smile.
😍😍


Raquel still has a lot of free space on the walls of her new apartment. A painting made by her Jordan as a sign of his honest love for her would fit nicely there! 8-)

[June 29th 2020 - 20:00]

Raquel:I'll think about it. πŸ˜—
I'm home now. Hope you've had a nice day so far?
Btw: It's such a bummer that we always seem to miss each other recently. If you're online, I'm not, and vice versa. Ugh... 😞


Jordan: I am home now

Raquel: Welcome home, honey!!
Is everything alright at your end of the world?
Where have you been?


[June 29th 2020 - 20:30]

Raquel: Apparently, you're not talking to me anymore. Whatever I may have done to you... I'm sorry! 😒

Jordan: I want you to guess.

Raquel: Please tell me.
Have you been at work?
Or with friends?


Jordan: smile,you couldn't guess.

Raquel: So... you don't want to tell me either?

Jordan: I went out looking for a job today,it's was good.

Raquel: Woah... what kind of job were you looking for, if I may ask?
I'm so proud of you, honey!!
Haha, maybe I have a positive influence on you after all. :D


Jordan: I got an interview next week for a Clerk,or a Bar man waiter.

Raquel: That's awesome!!
I hope you'll get the job!!


Jordan: Not yet,i hope so,i still got an interview next week Monday.
I think so,maybe you are like a magic to me.


Raquel: I really love THIS Jordan right now... That kinda attitude suits you immensely better, you know πŸ˜—
Fingers crossed!!


If only Raquel could believe him......... :roll:

[June 29th 2020 - 21:15]

Jordan: Are you there honey?
I hope you are happy.
what have you eaten today?


Raquel: I am happy, yes. And proud of you!!
Extremely proud!! πŸ˜—


Jordan: What have you eaten today?
Thank you honey,i am happy too.


Raquel: Just had a salad. You?

Jordan: If i have to do everything to make you happy,i will do it for you.

Raquel: You really would?

Jordan: I do want a real friendship that may lead to marriage someday.

Raquel: 😍

Jordan: But i will try my best to make you understand i am serious about this.

Raquel: Jordan? May I ask you a serious question? I am so proud of you right now... that you are willing to change and all...
Or is your future girlfriend and maybe wife :P not allowed to ask you anything?


The guy can't manage to stay online for 20 mins straight...

Raquel: I was talking about me. Just in case..?

[June 29th 2020 - 23:30]

Raquel: I'm gonna go to bed and maybe finish my book... "If It Bleeds" by Stephen King. You know it?

Suddenly Jordan resurfaced, and the two had a quite lengthy conversation about man and woman living together in general and bedroom activities in particular. He was probably excited about the chance to get a job... :lol:

Note to me: I should really re-think my own priorities, that I didn't just let Raquel fall asleep at some point.

Raquel: Not even a good night kiss tonight...
...so this is what it's like when someone is really, really, really serious, yes? πŸ˜‰


PS: Dishonest, lazy, exploitative... I HATE HIM!
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Re: Heavy Rain in Africa

Post by Padme » Mon Jun 29, 2020 8:03 pm

And just when you were getting to the serious question!! :lol:
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Re: Heavy Rain in Africa

Post by LilRachel » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:02 am

[June 30th 2020 - 10:00]

Jordan has read Raquel's messages from last night, but hasn't responded yet.

Raquel: Wow... no good morning kisses either. πŸ˜€
Are you so busy that you don't have any time for me, hm?


Raquel's talking to herself... ALL. DAY. LONG.

[June 30th 2020 - 12:00 - 23:30]

Raquel: I miss you...
Are you looking for a job again without telling me?!
Do you know how painful it is for me that you first say you want a friendship and maybe even more at some point, and then you practically ignore me for hours and hours? :(
Can you believe it? My work colleagues have asked me if I'm in love again because I check my phone so often!! :D
:'(
I finished work a little earlier today. Going to [Censored] to do some shopping with a friend of mine. Had a little argument with her a few weeks ago, remember?. I hope everything is ok and you are well?
Still nothing from you today... ...did I do something wrong?
I wish you would at least tell me the reason why you stopped talking to me after last night...
:(
:'(
Good night Jordan, sleep well...


For the time being, I have decided to post here not every single lame conversation between Jordan and Raquel anymore, but only really interesting ones. If such occur again. Somehow I get the feeling he's never been more suspicious than he is at the moment. I'm quite demotivated tbh, because he doesn't tell Raquel anything new anymore (apart from his scripted 'I'm now a honest person' crap), he doesn't even want her to send him any nice presents, not even money! It's a shame, because I had planned to get at least some RL details out of him and yeah, a painting trophy for Raquel's apartment wouldn't have been bad either. :roll:
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Re: Heavy Rain in Africa

Post by DerekTrotter1981 » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:29 am

Is he acting suspicious for any specific reason?

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Re: Heavy Rain in Africa

Post by LilRachel » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:42 am

^ I guess it's because of the rejected video calls... he insists on it like crazy! I offered to give him a normal phone call SOMEDAY instead, but he probably doesn't want to wait that long. So he recently switched to the "Now a honest person" story and let the whole thing fizzle out. Too bad!
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Re: Heavy Rain in Africa

Post by DerekTrotter1981 » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:52 am

Yeah, it is too bad. Although I've got two theories as to why he's like "You! Me! Facecam! NOW!"

Either:
  • He wants to see your face so he can make some kind of threat to you...
Or:
  • He wants to get your face so he can record you. Either to pose as you, or to send the recording to a hitlad.

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Re: Heavy Rain in Africa

Post by bikeatl77 » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:15 pm

^^^ lads that aren't pretending to be of a different race or sex are obsessed with video calls. Partly to confirm your side of the story but mostly because they are super annoying horn balls that will try to delve into some pretty low and degrading video sex. Even lads that are faking their physical characteristics may try to video call you with their camera disabled or at least harass you constantly for pictures. Threatening you or outsourcing that to a hitlad is not likely to be the motive. Lads quick to make threats are short tempered and wouldn't be spending so much time writing to you about his new age of reformed enlightenment :roll: He's just another horny snake in the grass. I suspect that he'll grow tired of pretending to be on the straight and narrow while not getting you to do a video call and he'll eventually try to butter you up for some cash. If he doesn't then he's terrible at 419 which is just as well...less victims for him to hurt.

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Re: Heavy Rain in Africa

Post by DerekTrotter1981 » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:25 pm

Threatening you or outsourcing that to a hitlad is not likely to be the motive.
Maybe not. But there may be a lad out there who could send a hitlad a recording saying "THIS PERSON IS A TIME WASTER! KILL HIM/HER AT ONCE!"

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Re: Heavy Rain in Africa

Post by LilRachel » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:58 pm

^^ His obsession with video calls has irritated me right from the start: "Jordan" is white, at least when I look at the stolen pics he sent to Raquel. The Lad on the other hand describes himself as a "black African man". So why the constant pushing for a video call? That would have blown his cover almost two months ago?!

And yes, he seems to suck at 419 big time! I mean... he doesn't want a new laptop or money send to him! WTF?! Well, or he already got baited in the past and therefore has some experience with "presents" and "free money". ;) :mrgreen:
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Re: Heavy Rain in Africa

Post by DerekTrotter1981 » Tue Jun 30, 2020 5:23 pm

Well, that's probably it...

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Re: Heavy Rain in Africa

Post by LilRachel » Thu Jul 02, 2020 1:13 pm

Well, after a two-day hiatus...

[July 1st 2020 - 22:30]

Raquel: Sleep well Jordan...
...or whatever your real name is.


[July 2nd 2020 - 01:00]

Jordan: My name is Anthony
I am sorry honey,i have been trying to pay for my network.
I have miss you honey.


Raquel: Hey...πŸ™‚
How are you?
I'm so glad you're here with me again!!
I sent you an email earlier... have you read it?


I was indeed so bored yesterday evening that I wrote him a relatively long email in which I basically repeated everything Raquel has told him so far. That she believes him and still wants to be with him and so on. As a lil motivation to log in again one could say.

Jordan: You do?
Let me have a check.


Raquel: Yeah I did
It's a quite long one... πŸ˜€


Jordan: I am happy to hear from you.
Hmmm,smile
Thank you so much for your lovely words,its awesome to feel love and accept me for who i am.


Raquel: I thought you'd be gone forever... 😞

Jordan: I was reading your letter,and tears are felling out of eyes.I hope there are tears of joy.

Raquel: That's why I wrote you the longish email, to show you that I meant what I said the other day.
And I'm so glad you told me your real name, Anthony πŸ™‚
It's a nice name... I like it!


Jordan: I wish you know how much i do feel about you,i think of you all day and scared if someday u just decide to leave me and never come back.I don't you to leave honey because i want you to myself alone.

Raquel: Why would I leave you?

Jordan: Thank you honey.

Raquel: I missed you so much...

Jordan: My heart need you and i am not going to leave you.
You had your profile picture change.


Raquel: Are you talking about Jordan's heart or Anthony's heart?

Jordan: Honey,i am closing this hangout account down.

Raquel: Yeah, I needed a new one that fits the season.. πŸ˜€ Took it in [Censored] yesterday while I was shopping there with a friend of mine.
Why you closing your account?!
How do we talk then?!


Jordan: I think i will have to create my own hangout account.
Yeah you did tell,I hope it was fun


Raquel: You're not trying to push me away from you, are you?

Jordan: I am not,i just don't want the expression having this account to chat with you

Raquel: You bet it was!! I bought some books and we had a few cocktails. But... I was actually just checking my phone the whole time cuz I thought you'd text me or so. I guess I looked kinda stupid πŸ˜€

Jordan: Once i got my hangout done,then i could cleans up my computer.
That's good,are they interesting books?


Raquel: Among others, another one by Stephen King, "Joyland". He's by far my favorite writer. Ever heard of him? ;)
Actually, I've read Joyland several times already, but when I broke up with my ex I didn't treat my original copy of the book so well, you know. Cant stand wrinkled pages with tears and dog-ears! That's why I bought it a second time now. Not the first edition anymore, but what the heck. ;) It's a romantic thriller and one of my all time favorites!


Jordan: I never heard of them,i think i just did.

Raquel: Wait, you don't know who Stephen King is?
The man is one of the most successful novelists in the world!


Jordan: I would love to read with you someday,i could imagine how sweet such day will be.

Raquel: Yeah, that would be awesome. You and me hanging out at a nice place... reading and all...
I've always wanted a boyfriend who shares my passion for books.
Such men are really rare! :D
Do you read Western literature?


Jordan: We had English in Literature in school

Raquel: English literature in school... so you're from Nigeria, right?

*dodge*

Jordan: Can i ask you something honey?

Raquel: Sure

Jordan: Does age matter in a relationship?

Raquel: Well... I'm 21. How old are you?

Jordan: You are young but you look so matured.

Raquel: Wow...
You think I look old or what?! πŸ˜€


Jordan: I don't mean old,what i am trying to say is you look matured in heart and your attitude are good.

Raquel: Awww... thank you! :)
"Jordan" was 30 something... and you are?
I guess up to a certain age difference it doesn't really matter as long as it's not an one sided affair. So... how old are you, Anthony?


Jordan: I am 29

Raquel: So what you told me the other day was actually true.
And am I right about Nigeria?


Jordan: I promise not to lie to you anymore,I just want to accept the fate that we met for a good reason and all this are happening not by my power but by God and his grace upon us.
Yes,I am.


Raquel: That means a lot to me. It really does. I hope you stick to it..

Jordan: I will but i am still scared.

Raquel: Why are you scared??

Jordan: I don't know,maybe i just feel all this could be a temporary for you and hurt me.

Raquel: I believe that every person gets what they deserve in life. Some sooner, others later.
You know what I mean?
And I believe it was something like destiny that we "got to know" each other that way.
I'm sorry I'm so full of philosophical shit right now. Maybe I am a little tired after all...


Jordan: You are making sense,i think you are right.

Raquel: What time is it in Nigeria right now? 2:12am?

He once again dodged Raquel's question about his location... and instead presented a new email address, consisting of Raquel's birth date and both their names.

Raquel: So that's your new account?

Jordan: That is my email,you can write it down somewhere on dairy.

Raquel: Thank you πŸ™‚
Please don't be sad, I really need to sleep now.


Jordan: Alright honey
I love you so much


Raquel: Added! πŸ˜‰
I love you too, sweety!!
Bye
😘


Jordan: 😍😍😍😍😍
😘😘😘😘😘
["I will always, always, love you" pic]


He then switched to his new account and wrote...

Jordan: Honey
Before you go to sleep, I want you to know, it took me years to find my soulmate,and you are my soulmate so I will never let you go.
You are sleeping now, and I am thinking of you. I really miss the way your face lights up when you smile. I couldn’t believe how lucky I am. You are a wonderful person and a beautiful lady, I’m really happy that I have met you! Good night my dear love.


...but Raquel had already logged off.
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Re: Heavy Rain in Africa

Post by bikeatl77 » Thu Jul 02, 2020 1:43 pm

What an a-hole. I wish he'd just answer your damned question about where he lives. The obvious evading of your question is just as disingenuous as outright lying. He wants a relationship but won't tell you where he is? That does not bode well :| How in the world does he expect you to trust him?

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Post by LilRachel » Thu Jul 02, 2020 1:53 pm

^ I re-read the whole thing and now interpret his "Yes, I am" as the answer to my question if I was right about Nigeria. But yeah, he is very dodgy when it comes to personal stuff.

[July 2nd 2020 - 16:45]

Jordan: Hello honey
How are you doing?,i hope you are fine and good.


Raquel: Hey sweetheart... still at work, but yeah I'm fine. What about you? πŸ™‚
How's the weather? Still raining like the other day?


Jordan: Still raining here my love,and where i live is filled with rain water.

Raquel: Blessings!!

Jordan: I have to sleep outside the compound,but i will be fine.

Raquel: Oh wow... I wish I could do something... 😞
It's a full blown monsoon, right?


Jordan: You don't have to worry about that.
Tell me,have you eaten lunch?


Raquel: I had my daily salad so far. You?

Jordan: I had spaghetti sauce

Raquel: Just the sauce or with some pasta?!
I ask a lot of stupid questions, I'm sorry.


Jordan: It's ok honey
I think i will offline in few hours,I have to recharge my service and i hope my friends grant my request then i can come online to talk with you honey.
I will be back honey.


Raquel: Alright honey
Take care!!


[July 2nd 2020 - 18:00]

Raquel: I'm waiting for the bus right now and it has started raining here too. πŸ˜’

Jordan: Oh,sorry dear.
Is it raining there seriously?


Raquel: No, just drizzling. Not nearly as bad as where you are I guess.
I'm home now btw!


[July 2nd 2020 - 20:30]

Raquel: Busy again..?

Jordan: I will explain to you later.
I will explain to you later, I am happy you are home now.please have your bath and eat some food okay
Talk to you later.
😍😍😍


[July 2nd 2020 - 23:30]

Raquel: Good night honey!! 😘😘

Jordan has not uploaded a profile pic yet. I'm pretty curious to see who I've been chatting with for almost two months now tbh. Getting a rl photo of him is the next goal, followed by a nice painting for Raquel as a sign of his sincere love for her! :oops: ;)
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Re: Heavy Rain in Africa

Post by LilRachel » Fri Jul 03, 2020 3:51 pm

[July 3rd, 2020 - 10:45]

Jordan: Good morning, my guiding angel.Without you, I would have lost in a darkness of the universe.
I wish you to get everything you want and deserve today. You deserve a lot my love.
Tell me honey,what will you be doing today?
I guess you are at work,talk to you later honey.
😘😘😘


[July 3rd, 2020 - 11:10]

Jordan: You were gifted to me by God and I will give you my unconditional love forever.I miss you honey.

[July 3rd, 2020 - 12:30]

Raquel: Hi Anthony πŸ™‚
I'm at work evaluating with one of my colleagues the two hotels in Belgium our team has checked out a few days ago. We will add at least one of them to the catalogue for summer 2021, so that our customers can spend a few nice days there. We are still waiting for approval for the other one.
After lunch break, we'll select a few more photos so that our marketing department can make something nice out of them.
Yeah... that's what I'm doing today...


Jordan: Is it what you do all time at work?

Raquel: I'm a travel agent, remember?
I provide a consultation to our clients and book hotels, flights and trips for them, so they can visit both nearby and distant countries and have an unforgettable time there!
Are you well and is everything alright?
I was looking forward to talking to you last night... but you have been busy it seems?


Jordan: That sound good,i am happy everything is going well as plan for you.
Sorry honey,i couldn't come online because i was out of service.
I am at a friend place now,i came here to see him.


Raquel: What do you mean, out of service?

Jordan: Tell me,i hope you are doing fine.
Honey,i mean i have to subscribe for my network before i could have a connection service.
But you don't have to worry honey,i came here to see my friend for help.


Raquel: Was your friend able to help you?

Jordan: Yes but he promise tomorrow morning.I just hope he fulfill his promise as he said

Raquel: What did he promise to you?

Jordan: Honey,I don't want to bother you about this.I have been surviving all this years and i believe to overcome every situation.
Have you eaten yet?


Raquel: But I want to know, honey! I wanna be... your girlfriend one day. So... please tell me!!
Yes I have! A colleague brought vegan sandwiches. They're delicious, I tell ya!! πŸ˜€


Jordan: I want you as my girlfriend too,i want you to now that i so much care about you now.Anywhere i go or whatever i am doing,all i think is you.

Raquel: 😘

Jordan: Oh,that is awesome.I can't wait to go out with you someday.

Raquel: So what did your friend promise to do for you?

Jordan: You are my girlfriend now and i love you more.
I believe we are meant to be together on earth and definitely in heaven too.


Raquel: If I'm your girlfriend, you shouldn't always dodge my questions... πŸ™‚
😘😘
But if you do not want to tell me...
Let me ask you something instead, but don't answer right away... just think about it a lil first, okay? πŸ™‚


Jordan: Smile honey, you are a good woman and your heart is a precious jewel, to be loved and protected always. I will never break your heart.
Honey,my network service is slow,i think my data has 5 minutes left to go offline
Alright,i will tell you.
I promise to be honest and open up to you okay


Raquel: If you were an animal, what would you be... and why?
Think about it and give me your answer tonight, if you have time and a connection.


About 20 minutes later...

Jordan: I do love dogs
Dogs have over the years built a reputation of being one of the most loyal species on the planet,faithful,honest,trustworthy and they do everything what they can for the comfort of the master.Moreover, dogs never betray
honey,i hope your question has been answered.
Okay honey,talk to you later.
I love you more 😘😘😘


[July 3rd, 2020 - 15:00]

Raquel: A dog? Nice. What breed then?
I would be a cat. Graceful, intelligent, determined, cuddly, but can also show its claws if it has to. πŸ˜‰


Jordan: Wow
Then we could have Dog and cat at the house while leaving together.Right?


Raquel: Do dogs and cats like each other? I don't think so?! πŸ˜€

Jordan: Yeah,i have seen Dog and Cat been best friends.
What are you doing now hoey?


Raquel: Working. Just waiting for a colleague to finish something. πŸ˜‰

Jordan: Alright.
Honey,texting you while at work,i don't want to cause you any trouble.
Are you there honey?
Okay,i guess you are busy right now.Talk to you later
I love you more
[Pic with flowers and a heart]


Raquel: 😍
I wish we could be together one day.
Oh, and don't worry... I'm allowed to check my phone from time. Neither my boss nor my colleagues have anything against it. πŸ™‚
*from time to time


Jordan: Honey,i think my data limit will be exhausted soon.And i hope my friend lend me the money to connect again.
Okay honey,i just want you to be careful out there.


Raquel: You still have your job interview next week, right?

Jordan: Yes i do.and i still have to print out some required document and my CVV to them

(Raquel writes Jordan in her native language that she loves him.) 😘

I love you more
I have to go now honey,i have been warn of my data limit.
Talk to you later okay
😘😘😘😘😘😘😘


[July 3rd, 2020 - 18:45]

Raquel: I'm home now!!

After work, Raquel went jogging through the beautiful forest and took a quick pic for her lovely lad. Maybe this will encourage him to come crawling out of his cave (aka his friend's place) and send her one too in return?

[July 4th, 2020 - 00:15]

Raquel: Sleep well... 😘

He still doesn't ask for money (e.g. for his data volume), nor for other things Raquel could support him with. He doesn't even want her to buy a freakin' gift card or something. I've never seen that before! :? I'm pretty sure he's still busy scamming "at his friend's place" tho.....
Last edited by LilRachel on Fri Jul 03, 2020 10:22 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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