Once upon a time, I set up an email account to be used with ASEMs and this modality for collecting little piggies. Imagine my surprise when I checked it the other day and received this message:
Ominous, huh? How could there not be a reply? This particular character is set up to be from an older generation and I wanted to have a little fun. I've seen way too many social media posts over the last year and a half that are one long run on sentence. It causes the last two brain cells I have left to argue. So, why not give my character that same trait.Your boxes are still with us.
Ok. Enough preamble. Here we go...
What boxes?
There are 3 consignment boxes,of 157KG of Gold each and $4.5Million USD, which has to be deliver to you,all you need to do,is to pay. 600 US. Dollars for the Yellow Tags here and after such payment,all documents will be forwarded to you.
Starting off slow...let him nibble at the hook...Where are they located?
They located at Cote D Voire Airport.
My neighbor is from the Ivory Coast let me ask him if he can arrange pick up from his son that will be going through there and visiting him soon how much is the weight in pounds
Oh, but aren't you?Know body can pick them up, accept a Diplomat,this is a secret delivery and it not to expose to another part, because this consignment belongs to a former Rebel leader,but of you are not interested let me know,l am not here for exchange of emails.
Why would I have boxes from a former Rebel leader I'm trying to figure this all out can you send me a picture of the boxes so I know why and what I may have to consider and what is a yellow tag because at office max and the farm and fleet they sell the ones with the the wires you can use and those are 50 for about 5 dollars.
So secret that there were only 668 pages from a Google search showing the same image of a trunk full of gold bars.Here attached the boxes. Lenny. It was difficult for me to do,l have use a software to set on my phone,the security delivery company only allow me access to one box, because of how secret it is.
Then, it must have been lad nighty-night time as he went quiet. So...Ok and I can see this is alot and very secret but nobody has told me why am I getting this gold and what have I done because the only rebel I really remember is James Dean but he died so young and this is a long time to hear about him leaving me any money.
I have not heard from you and you said to pay 600 dollars but how and why and can you tell me about the rebel and how this is my gold?
Well, I like this guy's style. Pun intended.Dear <Misspelling of my character's surname>,
The Rebel leader is former prime minister,his name <this guy>,who has been arrested in exile and the government is looking for all his properties and money to size,l am chief security officer of the security and delivery company,am contacting you to assist me to receive the Gold and money in your country, before the government know about them. It is one of his late secretary who was shot dead,who give me your email and name to make sure they are deliver to you and you must send all your other details to me,so that when the former Rebel is free,he can contact you. The $600 is for change of ownership title to your name,but l thought you where never serious. I am not joking here,l need action,why am also looking for someone else,if you are not interested,that is why l did not reply you.
Mr L.
I think I am interested but I needed the details because I dont think I know any Sil Goro or a Mr L I had a secretary when I was banking but since I retired I dont think she worked in any foregin countries but she may have sometimes you just dont know where people go in life Should I be concerned the rebel will try and contact me or even kill me because then I am not interested but if not I could keep the gold for some time in the future at my boat house it has an old root cellar and nobody goes there but it is padlocked anyway and nobody could find the gold there
Yes I am serious about this and I can take action but I dont have as much action as I did in my youth because when you are 87 things take longer I would also need somebody to lift the trunk so there is that to consider
And, we're off...Dear Mr T,
I understand what you mean,if your email and your name's is not given to me,l would have not contact you,l am not joking here,the Rebel don't kill,they are freedom fighter and they protect the poor,the innocent and old people,the person who give me your details, usually travel to the United States often, before the government kill him,that he was working for the Rebel,so l believe it is not a mistake,for me to.contact you. As for how you can keep the boxes in your boat,there is know problems about it,the delivery company that will take it from the airport to your place,will do that,all you need to do,is to instruct them,but don't ever tell them the content of what is inside the consignment boxes. Let me know if you will take action,l don't like written too much email on this matter.