The story of Cersei Lannister

[DerekTrotter1981]

For this particular bait, Sheev Palpatine no longer exists. In his place, is Cersei Lannister who took over an original existing scambait with Chika Adams; this was the last conversation that Chika ever had with him:

Dear Sheev

Thank you for your mail received. Attached for your request are the copies of my passport and lawyer certificate.

I want you to note the following:

1) The bank has procedures in respect of approving a next of kin and as I had earlier informed you, race, colour, religion, sex or country is not the determining factor of the bank establishing the next of kin, but answering correctly all the secret information as contained in the deceased customer's security file jacket with the bank. And I have all this information and I will at the appropriate time forward it to you. Also It is the duty of the bank to inform us of the documents that will be required in this transaction. I am a lawyer and I will be able to get any document that the bank may require from you from my country. The bank will not require documents from your country for fear of falsification. Any document will be secured from here being the country of origin of funds.

2) It is important to bring to your notice that my late client died without leaving a Will. And in accordance with the law of my country, the rules of intestacy will be applied. A person who dies without leaving a will is called an intestate person.

May I draw your attention that the rules of intestacy is applied when a person dies without leaving a valid will and in this case the bank's determining factor of the establishing the next of kin is by answering correctly all the secret information as contained in the deceased customer's security file jacket with the bank. And I have all this information and I will at the appropriate time forward it to you.

3) You will not come to my country about this business. I am a lawyer and I will represent you at the bank to ensure that the inheritance is transferred to your account as the rightful beneficiary.

4) As soon as the bank approves your application, the inheritance will be transferred to your bank account. In view of this, your bank information will be used for the sole purpose of the transfer of the inheritance fund into the account upon the approval of your application of claim for payment by the bank's board of directors. If you are not comfortable using your already existing bank account, you have my consent and approval to open a new bank account for the sole purpose of this transaction. However, let me quickly add that you will not send your bank information to me but directly to the bank and as the ethics of the banking industry demands, the information will be held in the strictest confidence and for the purpose of the transfer only.

5) I will come to your country to meet you for funds disbursement 3 days after you confirm the receipt of the inheritance in your account.

6) Once again, I guarantee you that you will not have any regret doing this business with me and you should hold me by my word.

7) I am aware of inheritance tax and when your government charges tax on the inheritance, it is expected that your bank will pay them as soon as the funds are transferred into your account. If we pay tax, what we will then share is the net amount i.e ( the amount left over after all tax deductions are made).

But if the inheritance tax in your country is too much for our comfort, what I intend to do while coming to your country during funds disbursement is to come along with some contract documents of my late client thereby establishing that the amount transferred emanated/originated from contract proceeds that he executed with the Togo government. In this way, your government will charge less tax on the funds than the normal inheritance tax. The bank will also be advised to indicate in their remittance instruction that the funds transferred emanated from contract proceeds.

I am a lawyer and I know what to do. Therefore do not bother yourself with tax matters because it will be taken care of at the appropriate time.

As I had previously informed you, what you should do now is to send the required information for the draft of the application to the bank to ensure for the official commencement of this transaction. This is because sending application to the bank triggers the start of this business and it is expected that this transaction will be completed within 10 days that the bank receives your application.

The information are:

1) Your date of birth
2) Your full contact address
3) Your personal phone number
4) Your full name
5) Your occupation

I am waiting for your quick reply.

Respectfully,
Chika Adams

Now was the time for Cersei to get involved and her first message was this:

Ser Chika

Thank you for your email, but I regret to say that this Sheev no longer exists. Perhaps I can be of some assistance?

Regards

Cersei Lannister

As it turned out, she could. Here is what Chika wrote in his first message to Cersei:

Dear Cersei

Thank you for your mail received. I am overwhelmed by your honesty and it was very thoughtful of you to inform me that you are not Sheev.

All that I want is for the success of this transaction because if we fail to claim the money, the inheritance fund will definitely end up into the private pockets of the bank management and some corrupt government officials.

To enable us commence this transaction, I require that you supply me with the following information are:

1) Your date of birth
2) Your full contact address
3) Your personal phone number
4) Your full name
5) Your occupation

I am waiting for your quick reply.

Respectfully,

Chika Adams

But Cersei wanted to know more about the business and so she never provided any details; this is what she wrote:

Ser Chika

Thank you for writing to me. But before we proceed, can you explain this business to me? Especially since, you have been conversing with this Sheev Palpatine and I have only just came into this deal.

Regards

Cersei Lannister

As it turned out he could, and her question made Chika start all over again (Sheev had some correspondence with Chika, but he was very tedious: Rather than have just one single email chain, he just sent a million emails one at a time). He wrote this:

Dear Cersei,

Thank you for your prompt response. This transaction is all about my late client's funds deposited in a bank and I consider it expedient to give you the details of this transaction. This transaction is legitimate and in essence it will undergo normal procedures as stipulated in the financial and allied matters act and all legal documents will be issued in your name. Yes, my late client was not your blood relative but I am engaging you to enable me to present you to the bank as his next of kin so that you can lay claims to this huge amount he left behind. The amount involved in this transaction is $5,500,000.00

Late Mr. Pavel Palpatine was born in 1946. He was a gold and oil merchant and formed an oil servicing company. He operated an account with a prime bank in Lome-Togo until his death in an auto accident on 21st of April 2014 along with his wife and their only daughter (May their souls rest in peace).

I want to bring to your knowledge that in the banking industry chances or opportunities like this are common but not heard. People put their monies in banks and some of these accounts are either coded or confidentially operated, therefore, when such people die what do you think that happens to these monies when nobody comes for their claims?

Well, this is one of the numerous avenues good "free" monies are made within and among bankers. I did not mastermind my client's death and I did not operate or manage his account but I was his personal attorney so was privy to his transaction with the bank.

Now be advised my friend that in line with my operational master plan for the success of this our mutual benefit business, what you are required to do now is to tender an application to the bank as next of to this deceased customer putting claim over his balance with the bank. This application will be written and then emailed to the bank for immediate action and processing to start.

As soon as the bank receives this application, documentation for the claim will automatically start. It will be tendered to the board of directors of the bank for approval. As soon as the approval is obtained, you will be issued an approval letter, approving your application as the next of kin/sole beneficiary to the deceased.

You will also notify the bank in your application that you wish your deceased cousin's fund inherited and transferred into your designated account as you will state in the application.

For being involved in this transaction, I have therefore resolved to offer you 40% of the total sum as gratification in helping me champion this business. 50% will be for me and 10% will be donated to charity organizations and religious houses. Please, understand that I put so many things into consideration before offering you this 40% and I do hope that it will be appreciated. I have in my possession certificate of deposit and death certificate which are the requirements for the claim.

As soon as you give me your hands of co-operation, I will send to you the specimen of the text of application you will send to the bank and the transaction will commence immediately.

Please note that this transaction requires utmost trust, sincerity and confidentiality for its conclusion.

I wait your prompt reply.

Best Regards,

Chika Adams (Attorney-at-Law)

But Chika had already told Cersei where "unclaimed funds" go; so she seized upon it and replied:

Ser Chika

Where do unclaimed funds go? Wherever other unclaimed funds go; to politicians.

Now that I have a rundown of the business, be rest assured of my cooperation

Regards

Cersei Lannister

Now was the time for Chika to send the standard "GIVE ME YOUR DETAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" email; he wrote:

Dear Cersei,

Thank you for your prompt response.

Yes, if we fail to claim this inheritance, it will definitely end up into the private pockets of the bank management and some corrupt government officials (Politicians)

What you should do is to send to me the following information which I will use to draft the claim application. The information are :

1) Your date of birth
2) Your full contact address
3) Your private telephone number
4) Your full name
5) Your Occupation

I await your prompt reply.

Best Regards,

Chika Adams

She just ignored him and just asked if she could ask him a question. He said she could, so she asked:

Suppose these funds were to go to corrupt politicians; what do you think they would do with them? Waste them on wars? Use them to carry on their hypocrisy?

Here was Chika's answer to her question:

Dear Cersei,

Thank you for your prompt response.

It does not take a rocket science to know that the inheritance if it ends up in the hands of the politicians and the corrupt leaders in power, they will most likely use it to fuel ethnic and political wars thereby making the polity in Africa to continue to be unstable with the intent of perpetuating their stay in power.

I await your prompt reply.

Best Regards,
Chika Adams

Cersei actually sent two emails in succession; as a whole, this is what she sent:

Oh, so they will use it to fund their own hypocrisy then? And now...if you decide to give me this fund, what would the fund go towards then?

Normally, lads have some kind of plan for their victims to use their funds for; Chika didn't. He just said:

Dear Cersei,

Thank you for your prompt response.

It is not for me to determine for you what to do with your share of 40%. And as you have been made aware, 50% will be for me and 10% will be donated to charity organizations and religious houses.

At the successful transfer of the inheritance into your account, it is my intention to invest the greater part of my 50% in your country.

I believe that you have by all these explanations become acquainted with this transaction therefore send the information to enable us forge ahead.

Best Regards,

Chika

[bikeatl77]

Bossy little lad you have on your hands here. His rambling missives about how fabulously qualified he is because he's a lawyer and the word salad jibberish he puked up about tax treatment is pretty comical. His "regret free guarantee" is pretty cute as well. You're right about learning something new every day. I'll admit that I had to lookup the meaning of "intestacy". Not bad for a lad. Chances are he bought this script/format from someone else. I do hope that you offer a similar guarantee to give him everything that he deserves He mentioned that he has quite a few documents at his disposal to provide you such as that "security file jacket" etc. Maybe he'd enjoy wasting the rest of his weekend trying to forge those artifacts for you This is yet another idiot that wants you to reach out to the "bank" once you are given the contact details. Barrister lads are so dang lazy! Isn't it his job to facilitate the transaction? Have fun with this one...he seems worthy of abuse

[DerekTrotter1981]

Any lad comes with a risk free guarantee, and so does Cersei or any other character I act as.

Barrister lads are so dang lazy!

Oh, are they?

[bikeatl77]

^^ I tend to think so. They act so high and mighty when they pretend to be lawyers by talking about how successful they are and that they are completely capable and qualified to represent you for this "once in a lifetime opportunity" Several baits posted here and others done via recorded phone calls uploaded to Google have highlighted a popular phrase that I assume must work for lad barristers. If the "client" (ie victim) asks too many questions or the lad suspects he is being toyed with they sometimes puff out their chests and yell "stop bothering my chambers with unserious nonsense!" or something to that effect. I enjoy reading baits where the "barrister" spent an inordinate amount of time trying to convince the victim about how successful they are and therefore not interested in the money driving the scam. Yet the second that a failed transfer occurs or the victim states that he/she will just travel to the lad (well, clos(ish) to the lad in safari scenarios) to conclude "the deal" they suddenly lose their temper and demand BTA (Basic Travel Allowance).

Your fake lawyer lad appears to have been forged from that very same mold. You could string him along by asking leading questions designed to get him to brag about how successful and important he is. Later, when you take the bait further down the road there will probably be a point when he realizes that he will need to travel somewhere or pay another lad to create fake paperwork etc. The pleas for cash should start rolling in. Their excuses as to why they can't just expense it or pay from petty cash can be pretty entertaining.

What do you plan to do with that $5.5 million?

[DerekTrotter1981]

Who knows what Cersei will plan to do with it? There again, she is part of one of the richest houses in the Seven Kingdoms; I don't think wealth is going to be of much concern to her.

As for these baiting ideas with lawyer characters, these could come in handy for Cersei or whoever else I decide to play as.

[bikeatl77]

^^^ LOL Sounds like your character has quite the backstory. I need to brush up on my Game of Thrones. Baiting characters that couldn't care less about money that just want to do right by their deceased spouse etc. must be a confusing double-edged sword for a greedy greedy lad. The fact that you are rich draws them near but your disinterest in the fake $ they put on offer frustrates them to no end. Even though many lads tend to think that all Westerners have bottomless pits filled with cash they tend to struggle when it comes to figuring out ways that you'd be willing to part from some of that money if their initial script was met with failure. Traditional greed keeps them on your hook but they squirm when trying to find a way for you to just wire them some cash easily via untraceable methods. I imagine that some would just assume to walk away but they sunk a lot of time into trying to scam you and they just can't help themselves when it comes to attempting to get that all important pay day.

I look forward to whatever pain you have in store for this lowlife criminal. I'm curious if he paid someone for his initial scam script and suddenly his correspondence with you going forward is less polished. He might be in over his head here but he should be able to provide you with some of those trophy documents he was boasting about earlier. A busy lad is a happy lad afterall.

[DerekTrotter1981]

Baiting characters that couldn't care less about money that just want to do right by their deceased spouse etc. must be a confusing double-edged sword for a greedy greedy lad.

Yeah, like I say, lads only have one mantra: "You pay me money! NOW!" As long as they have some kind of victim, they don't give a crap about whether their victim has a real name like "John Smith" or a fictional name like "Armitage Hux". But yeah, it is a double edged sword because lads have a victim on the hook, but the victim isn't interested in the money and the lads now have to try to mine some interest in money so they can effectively say " GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!!!!!!!!"

Sounds like your character has quite the backstory.

You know why? Because Cersei isn't actually mine; I just use her as a scambaiting character. Melody Crowe is probably the only scambaiting character that I own because characters like Sheev, Derek and Cersei (who I also use for scambaiting) belong to other people. Palpatine belongs in Star Wars, Cersei belongs to Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire and Derek belongs to Only Fools and Horses.

[bikeatl77]

^^^^ Anyone who "is part of one of the richest houses in the Seven Kingdoms" probably has an interesting backstory in my book. I hope your lad is oblivious to pop culture. Even if he isn't and mentions the reference it is easy enough to explain away the coincedence by saying that the baiting character's name was inspired by the movie/book etc. If Michael Jackson can name his kids "blanket" then anyone else should be able to name theirs whatever they wish. I need to check out the "Only Fools and Horses" series you cited. Google suggests that it was once available via Amazon Prime and was also on Netflix for a spell but that is no longer the case now unfortunately. I'm sure it will eventually pop up on a service that I subscribe to considering how quickly content bounces around between various providers these days. In general like British television. I watched something called "Happy Valley" a while back and found it to be rather entertaining and another one called "Silk" was good as well.

So did your lad actually attach his "passport copy" and whatever a "lawyer certificate" is as he mentioned earlier on? Nice of him to do so by default. I guess the lawyer certificate is just a piece of paper but pics of barrister lads wearing those fake grey wigs always make me smile. Maybe he'll pose for you wearing one if you ask politely

[DerekTrotter1981]

In my experience, I think lads are oblivious to pop culture really.

Did Chika attach his passport copy? Yes. In fact, here's what he sent to me.

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