This morning we made a succesfully dollachop
operation and my fake lad Obi will manage to steal the church money. Tonight, Obi sent an email (see above) to Brother Emmanuel (the church's accountant) requesting that the bank account be changed and the money sent to Nigeria. Of course, the old and innocent accountant will pay into that account. Now, brother Emmanuel goes to the bank to pay and will be absent from church all day long. It will be impossible to recover the money.
- Father Emmanuel forwarded the last Obi's message to Anderson, with the message:
Brother Obi, brother Anderson, God will bless you! I was a little confused because of those 2 different messages I received yesterday, but surely God cares for us and he sees what our spiritual and material needs are. Now I go to the city, because today is an extremely busy day for me and because my duties require me to do so many things in such a short time. But so Jesus did not complain about our sins, nor will I. I will go directly to the bank to pay the amount of 25,000 (twenty-five thousand) US dollars in the bank account held by the secretary of your parish mrs. Ama**** C. Grace, may the eternal glory of the Holy Lamb give us all strength and Faith! Sister Davie told me about you yesterday in words of praise and I remembered that indeed I saw on Sunday a team full of Faith that did the will of the Lord somewhere in Africa. Now I realize that it was about your team and I congratulate you again! Glory to the Holy Lamb! I will make a short term - quick transfer, so that the money goes to you immediately and can be collected in 24 hours at the latest. Be blessed! father Emmanuel
- He had problems with the PLog authentication mode, but I fixed this impediment.
- I moved the package to London and Paris ... the idiot checked the position on the map, so he now sees the package approaching him.
- He still insists that the Voter ID Card is valid but we will try to get those wonderful and funny biometric pictures.
- I noticed that he signs all the messages with a different name (does not use that "Anderson" name, from all of his messages with the church.
Anderson to Elvis:
Attn Mr.Elvis Presley,
voting card is a major identification identity card using for banking transaction over here in my country Ghana.
without voting card you cannot receive any major huge items over here in my country Ghana.
Reverend Mr.roodole botchwy
Elvis to our imbecile:
I asked for assistance from the technical team and they confirmed to me that you already have an active account:
username: [email protected]
With this identification data you log on to the site and enter:
Tracking number: TRK69834****
PIN number: 4****
The parcel monitoring application shows you the position of the parcel and the current geographical coordinates. The technician sent me a relevant printscreen right now. You will find attached. Please check the monitoring system now and confirm that everything is fine.
Regarding the correct Authentication of the Receiver Justina K****, I am afraid that this document (Voter Card) is not legally accepted. The Ghanaian authorities probably allow its local use, but we are an international company and we operate according to international rules. Tomorrow I will ask the permission of the Legal Department to use that document together with the photos from the BIP procedure. It is frequently used in African countries and I am convinced that the company's lawyers will accept this form of authentication.
Our moron writes to Elvis:
Mrs.Justina K**** has NO Passport NO Driver's License.
Only voting card and voting card is very useful over here in my country Ghana.
without voting card you cannot transact any business over here in my country Ghana.
without voting card you cannot receive huge amount of goods and services over here in my country Ghana.
Do i made myself clear to you now.
Please how many working days for the arrival of my parcel.
Reverend Mr.roodole botchwy
Another message from him... He is happy that he was able to log in and see how the package moves on the map.
Greetings Mr.Elvis Presley,
Finally I manage to login successfully with my new password you review to me through your team engineer.
many thanks for your mutual understanding.
Please if may ask how many working days will my parcel arrive my country Ghana for departure.
Another good news from the PLog servers:
~~~ PACKAGE notification! ~~~
The parcel TRK69834**** has reached Charles de Gaulle International Airport - Paris/France.
You can check the position of your parcel non-stop / 24 / 7, using the online application present on our website.
The PLog Team
- Elvis to Anderson... explanations and good news.
Thanks for your cooperation, I'm glad everything is fine right now. I ordered the unlocking of the shipment process and sent the copy of your ID (Voter Card) to our Legal Department. I have requested a waiver from the Regulation in order to be able to deliver on the basis of this unofficial document. The answer will come in a few hours and I hope it will be the one expected by all of us. If our colleagues from the Legal Office will still refuse to approve delivery based on that Voter ID Card, then we will call the B.I.P. (biometrical identification procedure) - a standard procedure that is used when the Receiver has no any identity papers. In any case, the shipment of your parcel to Africa will continue.
Theoretically, the route involves stopping at some of the main airports to consolidate the packages, an operation that involves combining in the same transport some parcels that have a common destination. This operation involves a few days in which the necessary import-export documents are prepared. If you want a realistic estimate, then I think that your package will reach its final destination at the beginning of next week. At this moment, the package is in France and will continue its journey today to Spain (Madrid airport).
The Church and dollachop
The idiot did not sleep at all, because he immediately responded to the message sent by Brother Emmanuel. He is desperate and understands perfectly what happened. Probably today we will receive from him many messages asking for the same thing: for the money to go to "sister Tina" (his wife) and not to the "secretary Am **** Grace" (Obi). Poor moron!
- Anderson to sister Dave (from a new email account):
Dearly beloved in Christ Sister Dave
Please sister Sister Dave somebody has hacked into my yahoo email account.
I did not know anybody from Nigeria.
Please contact brother Emmanuel to send the money to JUSTINA K**** bank account in Ghana.
Please contact me from now on through my gmail account.
Please inform everyone about this.
Today we will have fun with his episodes of despair / frustration.