Did one of you teach this lad how to write?

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Did one of you teach this lad how to write?

Post by Kitty La Gore » Fri Jun 11, 2021 10:29 pm

GOOD-DAY TO YOU. PLEASE I AM SORRY IF I DO BULGE INTO YOUR CONVENIENCE BUT THIS WAS AS A RESULT OF THE SITUATION I DISCOVERED YESTERDAY MORNING WHILE DISCHARGING MY OFFICIAL DUTIES WITH THE PRESIDENCY.
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I have no choice but to respond!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K
Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 7 yrs (anniversary 5/27) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Am just tired and confused and the cards didn't work. ~Jeff

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Re: Did one of you teach this lad how to write?

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Re: Did one of you teach this lad how to write?

Post by Bertje » Sat Jun 12, 2021 1:27 pm

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Post by Munchies86 » Sat Jun 12, 2021 2:47 pm

I have a lad VERY fond of writing like that.

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Post by Padme » Sun Jun 13, 2021 1:56 am

Beautiful. I hope the rest of his script is this entertaining. :lol:
"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."


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Re: Did one of you teach this lad how to write?

Post by Kitty La Gore » Sun Jun 13, 2021 2:12 am

^^ There are several other lovely nuggets of fanfiction in the note!

I've worked hard to give this poetry a fitting response. Apparently the President Senator has a domiciliary account hidden in a very... special spot for me.
I am glad you have Joy in your staff, as the dom account would be snuffed otherwise. I absolutely would like greater heights in the future, especially if it means I do not have to take those pills any more. May i bulge into your house confidentially and receive information about the ATM card? Also, that president senator is a lucky man, although I do hear many politicians take pleasure in bending over their pages. Joy, please let me know what to do next. I am quivering with anticipation.
Will tag NSFW if this ... er ... keeps up.
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K
Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 7 yrs (anniversary 5/27) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Am just tired and confused and the cards didn't work. ~Jeff

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Re: Did one of you teach this lad how to write?

Post by Padme » Mon Jun 14, 2021 10:19 pm

:D :D :D :D
"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."


Woody 2105-? ☠️Accra -> Singapore, Dakar/Rosso/Bmko/Kpndo/Ctnu ☯x6 GoldPith , 🎩x2⌛️
Amos ☠️🛡️🎩 Akure>Kano ⌛️
Godwin 2015-? ☠️🛡️🎩x8 Owerri -> Maiduguri, Lagos/Lomé/Bmko/Kolokani/Bmko/Nioro Bmko/Timbuktu/Bmko/Youri Bmko/Mauritania/Kidira/Dakar>Jail ⌛️
🎩's -West African safaris, France-Dublin w/DSW, etc. 🍟🐐 🎓🎅🏻🎥

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