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Did one of you teach this lad how to write?

Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2021 10:29 pm
by Kitty La Gore
GOOD-DAY TO YOU. PLEASE I AM SORRY IF I DO BULGE INTO YOUR CONVENIENCE BUT THIS WAS AS A RESULT OF THE SITUATION I DISCOVERED YESTERDAY MORNING WHILE DISCHARGING MY OFFICIAL DUTIES WITH THE PRESIDENCY.
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I have no choice but to respond!

Re: Did one of you teach this lad how to write?

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2021 2:09 am
by bware419ers
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Re: Did one of you teach this lad how to write?

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2021 1:27 pm
by Bertje
:oops: :oops: :o

Re: Did one of you teach this lad how to write?

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2021 2:47 pm
by Munchies86
I have a lad VERY fond of writing like that.

Re: Did one of you teach this lad how to write?

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 1:56 am
by Padme
Beautiful. I hope the rest of his script is this entertaining. :lol:

Re: Did one of you teach this lad how to write?

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 2:12 am
by Kitty La Gore
^^ There are several other lovely nuggets of fanfiction in the note!

I've worked hard to give this poetry a fitting response. Apparently the President Senator has a domiciliary account hidden in a very... special spot for me.
I am glad you have Joy in your staff, as the dom account would be snuffed otherwise. I absolutely would like greater heights in the future, especially if it means I do not have to take those pills any more. May i bulge into your house confidentially and receive information about the ATM card? Also, that president senator is a lucky man, although I do hear many politicians take pleasure in bending over their pages. Joy, please let me know what to do next. I am quivering with anticipation.
Will tag NSFW if this ... er ... keeps up.

Re: Did one of you teach this lad how to write?

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 10:19 pm
by Padme
:D :D :D :D

Re: Did one of you teach this lad how to write?

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 12:38 pm
by AmoguSussu
Shakespeare himself quakes in awe at the eloquence of this lad.

Re: Did one of you teach this lad how to write?

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2021 7:15 am
by Rex Mcbeth
President senator? Now that sounds like a conflict of interest if you ask me. I will be letting my state Representatives know about this hogwash. There be some funny business going on in Washington these days and I'm not going to stand for it. It's time to give that President Senator the boot to his or her hinder parts.

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Edit: I just noticed the dates on the previous posts in this thread. I would like to apologize if my reply might be deemed grave digging or necromancy. If I am guilty of such Abomination, I will slap my own self in the face and sin no more.
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Re: Did one of you teach this lad how to write?

Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2021 5:59 am
by Kitty La Gore
^^^ we'll let this one go...... ;)