Over the past six months, Lenny keeps getting chopped by my lad character as I collect piggies. So, I rounded up all the email addresses and have begun to send the following, inspired by some responses above:
Subject: KEEP OFF CLIENT LENNY
YOU ARE JUST A BIG OWL LIKE YOUR FATHER AND YOUR MOTHER WHOSE TOTO IS DECAYED AND SMELLING LIKE DUSTBIN.
BASTARD, I HAVE VERY BIG BIG PENIS AND I WILL USE IT TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND ALL YOUR SISTERS ONE MILLIONS TIME BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOUR MOTHER HAS WATERY AND DEEP BUSSY.
YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO DROP MY CLIENT OR GET A GENERATION CURSE AND END UP USELESS FOR LIFE SUCKING AT THE TIT OF YOUR MOTHER AND BEING A SHAME TO YOUR NAME.
IF YOU DO NOT DROP MY CLIENT BY THIS TIME TOMORROW YOUR LIFE WILL NEVER BE FRUITFUL AND YOU SHALL KNOW NO PEACE. YOU WILL BE RUINED AND YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WILL BE IN TEARS
NOTE THE TIME AND THESE WORDS MY GUY
I can see you are so pained and depressed
You're very foolish. Everything you said belongs to you and your generations to come. Asshole!! Go fuck yourself fucking asshole con artist!
AND SO SHALL IT BE TO YOU ONE THOUSAND MILLION TIMES. ISEEEEEEEEEEE.
Fuck off my guy
I will fuck your mother's cook harder with my BIG DICK, YOU **Deleted** SCAMMER
Which client , cool down and talk to a man like u don’t just talk because u have an opening called mouth,
I don’t understand all this. Am a man like u. Did any one say am with him or her.
Talk to me as a responsible man and I will understand.
MAY YOU DIE BEFORE YOUR TIME...ISEEEEEEEE!!!!! ALUSI OTUTU NZU TAKE YOUR SOUL..ISEEEE!!!! AGBANABO EZU N' OMAMBALA KILL YOU PREMATURE ISEEEE!!!!!!!!! EKWENSU ANAKU KILL ALL YOUR GENERATION..ISEEEE!!!!! MAY EVIL CURSE BEEN UPON YOUR ENTIRE RELATIVES AND YOU MUST DIE PREMATURE FOR INSULTING ME ISEEEEE!!!!!
I must print this email out with your Igbo name and deal with you very well, you will learn a serious lesson that will help you in your next life!!!
why don't we join hands and do this business anu bro.
come collect money from the client again let me see i hold the client,,
greedy will kill you ,, i will not mention your family for anything because your just talking like a fool on the air .. person you no see you come de insult am over client ,,na your mama born the client for you ?, silly and stinking being like you ,idiota ,,u get luck your not here in europe ,,
i don't think you're really a guy man ,, you fool forcing guy you are ,, i be nwa aba you can not guy nwa aba,,
i will always collect money from the client ,, which i did last week and i will do it again this week haaaaaaaa,
have a nice day
YOU MUST BE BASTARD FOR LIFE TO TELL SOMEONLINE TO KEEP OFF FOR YOUR CLIENT. BY WHO YOU BASTARD BEAST TALKING RUBBISH. GIVE YOUR LOCATION WHERE EVER YOU HER. SO I CAN GET YOU DOWN USELESS ALLIGATOR DOG HEARD. YOU MUST BE DEAD PEACE OF SHEET TO WRITE YOU ARE BIG GOAT. I WISH YOU CAN GIVE YOUR LOCATION ONE MINUTE NOTICE YOU ATE DEAD. YOUR SISTER IS THE ONE YOU REFERRING TO BASTARD LIKE YOU DO YOU HAVE MOTHER USELESS DEAD NUESANS LIKE YOURSELF.DROP YOUR NUMBER AND LOCATION SO I CAN MEET YOU UP BIG BEAST FOOLISH MOTHERFICKER LIKE YOU. WHEN DONE DIE ALREADY CRAZY BASTARD. YOU GET CLIENT BEAST OF ALL BEAST DEAD RAT
LIKE YOU KNOW WELL. YOU GET CLIENT FOR ANYWHERE BEAST ARAMEGBO LIKE YOU .
WAKE UP AND SIT TIGHT FOOLISH BASTARD YOU FORK PERSON MOTHER. YOU GET MOTHER SELF.
I WISH YOU FEET GIVE LOCATION AND IT END OF YOUR LIFE DEAD DEAD DEAD
YOU GET LUCK SAY YOU THEY HIDE FOR SOME WHERE. I GO USE SHINE LIKE GOAT. THERE IS NO JUJU THEY WORK FOR CLIENT TO PAY BIG FOOL. YOU GET MAMA OR SISTER SELF GOD GO PURNISH YOU 100 TIMES BASTARD FOR LIFE. IDIOT WHEN JUST MANAGE THEY SEE MONEY. LIKE SAY YOU FEET GIVE LOCATION MAKE PERSON MEET YOU DEAD ALIGATOR LIKE YOU NONSENSE BEAST GOAT OF ALL GOAT . WHEN YOU WRITE I KNOW SAY YOU SMALL PIKIN WHEN KNOW WISE BASTARD CHILD. NO U P BRINGING FOOLISH RAT. YOU THEY WISH YOURSELF BAD TOO MUCH. CRAZY KID LIKE YOU DEAD **Deleted**.
YOU KNOW GET PHONE NUMBER BASTARD FOOL. LIKE SAY YOU FEET TALK WHERE YOU THEY NOW. HE FOR GOOD .I GO CAT COME SPIT FOR YOUR EYE FOR ANY WHERE YOU THEY. YOU GET SHIRINE WHEN YOU THEY CARRY PEOPLE NAME THEY GO ABI. I GO SEND CAT VISIT YOU FOR NIGHT SPIT FOR YOUR EYE BLIND YOU FOREVER BASTARD GOAT LIKE YOU .YOU ARE FINISH FOR LIFE. YOU WILL REGRET ALL WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN SAYING FROM YOUR MOUTH.
GOAT LIKE YOU ARAMEGBO LIKE YOU DEAD PEACE OF SHIT
SMALL PIKIN NA SMALL KID.
YOUR WRITING SHOW YOU ARD SMALL BOY .
I WILL FINISH YOU IN COUPLE OF DAYS NOW.
WATCH YOUR BACK BIG TIME
FOR THE FACT THAT YOU WERE THE FIRST TO INSULT ME....YOU MUST DIE BEFORE YOUR TIME!!!!! GONE TOO SOON IS YOUR NAME ALREADY...DEATH IS KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR!!!!
More to come...