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Leo – you know him. A kindly old man with a phone number happy to reply to lads
Loose – The Orphan
Keith Moon – The Barrister
Good day dear, I am sorry to disturb you with my life issue but I seek your advice. My name is Lucy; I'm a Brit who lives in DXXXXX England. I attend university and I do part time work as a dressmaker. I lost my father in an auto accident prompting my mother’s death because of it.
My Father, Jake, willed me a large portion of his real estate holdings and income properties valued at £5,700,000 Pounds Sterling. I have yet to place a claim on it but right now things are not good and I'd like to have it. My Fathers stipulation was that I was either 30 years of age or married.
(Allowing my Husband to be in control). I am 26 so only my husband can make a claim on my behalf. I’d like to offer you the opportunity to stand in as my Husband and will share it for your assistance. Your interest will be properly protected.
Thanks.
Loose
A new email arrives from a new email address!Hello my dear. My mother was also a dressmaker, though she was never able to attend universtity. I am not sure I would make a good husband for you, as I am much closer to your great grandfather;s age. Don't you think I would be much too okd for you?
I received your mail with great thanks and I appreciate you for accepting my proposal in this regard.
I am an orphan and cannot hurt you nor use your information for any other purpose other than agreed. I have a Disability from Birth which is DEAF. It has affected my hearing. All the efforts by parents to help me yielded no results. As a result of this problem the lawyer will handle all communications by phone while we communicate through our email discussions. I need you as a honest and sincere person that will marry me and take care of me with the inheritance released to him soon after getting married to me. I need a life partner just as i mentioned in my first mail not for Money purpose.
If you assure me of your honest and true love we can spend the rest of our life together.
Based on the advice of the lawyer you don't need to come down to London for the marriage as an AFFIDAVIT OF LEGAL REPRESENTATIVE will be obtained from the Court to enable the lawyer to sign the documents on your advice. The lawyer will contact you after reading from you with all the total packages to make the marriage happen then we proceed with the claims from the Bank with the marriage certificate.
Let me tell you more about myself.
I am an open and transparent lady. I love Cooking and swimming. I am a student studying physiology under a British Government Sponsored Scholarship Program in a special school for the disable. Never married before. My parents died a few years back. I need your absolute love and care. I understand this could be a marriage of convenience but I still seek to build a family round you. Do you love children? We will discuss our resettlement. I am willing to join you if need be.
I need you to send me the followings info,
1. Copy of your I.D.
2. Address.
3. Religion.
4. Occupation.
5. Telephone.
6. Age.
7. Full Names
I also need to know more about yourself. Find attached copies of my WILL
Looking forward to reading from you soon.
Take Care.
Lots of Love.
Loose
Well, if Leo can live just a bit longer, he may have a nice lovely bride in his future.
She liked that enough to send another form email!You are such a lovely woman. I will help you if that is your desire and advise you based on my life experience.
I am not in possession of my ID as they took my driver's license when I turned 80. I will speak with my manservant or daughter about seeing what they have stored away and see if they can get that for me. You could call me though at <the chatbot number>. My current address is <snipped for security>. I believe you will find my home to be wonderful in the spring, summer, and autumn and the staff will happily make you confortable. I am a good Christian man and was raised in the church and I hope the same can be said of you. I am now retired, having spent a lifetime as an apiary investor and educator. This year, I will celebrate my 86 revolution around our sun and how old might you be? My full name is Leo <snipped>, but loved ones call me Leo, and you might do the same, my dear.
Thanks so much for your mail with your information. You can send me your picture so I can see your look. Below is my information for you to know who I am.
Name: Lucy <Snipped>
Address: A registered social housing property in WF13 3BH
Date of Birth: 28th March, 1996
Occupation: Student
Religion: Christian
ID: Attached
As I already explained to you my intention to seek from you an honest assistance to claim this inheritance of my late dad.
This method could be a marriage of convenience as you may wish with terms clearly stated if need be documented for record purposes.
Secondly you will be part of all investments made with the profit shared amongst us. I do believe that our future relationship will be based on true partnership, honesty and mutual trust. I will welcome every view on this I mentioned above. We can divorce after we secure the inheritance or better still remain together.
I call you a true one because my heart is happy to meet such a person like you.
Distance can never be a barrier to us. I have written the lawyer to speed up his communication to you so we can commence the whole process. I have no doubt in my heart about your capability to handle the inheritance upon its release to you. Tell me about your environment? Type of house do you live in? Or do we get a bigger house that will accommodate all when I plan to visit you?
I have English, Irish and Indian on my mother’s side, and I have also English, and Dutch on my father’s side. I was born and raised mostly in the suburban areas with so much parental love and care. It made me have so much regard for mankind. Honestly I have missed my late Dad's care and thank God you have taken that place in my life. All I promise you is never to let you down. I am looking forward to us building a happy family.
Attached are my pictures so that you will know the person you are dealing with and I want you to send me your pictures too.
I remain yours in true love,
Loose.
No he won’t…I will arrange to have some photos delivered to you.Thank you for your information and let me know what I am to do.
Right now, I am in my house and there is plenty of room, don;t worry your little pea-pecking heart about it. I will have picture taken to send as well.