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You Make Me Wanna Jump, Jump

Post by bware419ers » Wed Nov 30, 2022 3:08 pm

...off a bridge!

Here's another lad from Plenty of Fish.
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This lad loves to go round and round. He can be tiring, yet fun, and he certainly has some potential, as we'll see!

We begin on POF.

Krissy Krossy:
Hello beautiful, sorry for the inconveniences on your profile i must confess your a very beautiful and attractive woman that every man would love to crave as lover
Irene:
What is inconvenient?
Krissy Krossy:
I mean if you won't feel bad the way i texted you dear
Hope it's not a issue towards you dear
Irene:
Why would I feel bad?
Krissy Krossy:
Okay dear
Thanks for your reply
How are you doing today dear
Irene:
Busy with work. I'm an attorney. What do you do?
Krissy Krossy:
Am specialized on investigation dear
As an officer
Can we still chat or we could chat later when you are done with your work
Irene:
An officer with who?
I don't understand
Krissy Krossy:
I mean am an officer specialized on investigation dear
That's my job
Irene:
With who, is what I asked. FBI? Police? Military? Someone signs your check, right?
Krissy Krossy:
A police officer
But leave in the military base

Later...
Krissy Krossy:
Good evening dear
Irene:
Sorry. I get so many massages on here it's hard to keep up.
Krissy Krossy:
Oh, okay dear
Sorry to ask dear are you on Google chat so we could talk better and extend our conversation to see where it leads us too

And there it is!

Irene:
I am.
Krissy Krossy:
Okay dear
Sorry for the late reply okay
Hope you are not mad at me
Can i have your Google chat email so we could talk better
Irene:
Sure. [email protected]
Krissy Krossy:
I tried searching you on Google chat it's not showing dear
Can you please resend your email or should i send youine
Mine
Irene:
[email protected]
Krissy Krossy:
Okay
I just texted you now on Google chat dear
Reply me there and let's talk more

So, we shift to G-Chat...

Krissy Krossy:
Hello pretty it's Krissy from POF dating site
Irene:
Hello.
Krissy Krossy:
How are you doing?
Irene:
Good, and you?
Krissy Krossy:
Pretty good
Are you busy now babe
Irene:
I am working, so a little busy, yes.
Krissy Krossy:
Okay, take care
Bye for now pretty
Would you text me when you are done with work
Irene:
I will not have a computer at that point, so no. Feel free to write to me here and I will respond as I can.
Krissy Krossy:
Okay dear
Thanks for your word
Am so glad and excited 😊 now
Irene:
You're welcome!
Irene:
What would you like to chat about?
Maybe tell me where you live, what you do, and what brought you to the Fish.
Krissy Krossy:
I would love to chat about love, trust, care, honesty, respect and loyalty
I guess i told you that on the POF dating site right
Irene:
Only that you were a specialized investigator. None of the other questions. Of all the topics in the world, and you want to lecture me on love, trust, care, honesty, respect, and loyalty? Geez. It's like I'm still married to Charlie.
Krissy Krossy:
I said am an officer specialized on investigation dear
And i believe i would do that to you
Irene:
Maybe tell me where you live and what brought you to the Fish.
Krissy Krossy:
Okay
Am from Nashville Indiana
Irene:
And you live there now?
Krissy Krossy:
My reason of coming online on POF it's to find my last love
My partner in crime
The one who understands the feeling of another
Yes i do
Irene:
Which store is your favorite?
Krissy Krossy:
What do you mean?

Nashville, Indiana is known for a large amount of boutique and antique stores. In reality, I’ve been there dozens of times.

Irene:
In Nashville? I go all the time and it's such a small town. You must have a favorite store there!
Krissy Krossy:
Yeah, I do
Abe's Corner Boutique

This is an actual store. Impressive, Krissy. Impressive.

Irene:
I thought that one closed during Covid?
Krissy Krossy:
I go there before to get clothes

Well, that should be fun to see, as they specialize in women’s clothing…

Irene:
Yeah. I've done that.
So, maybe you want to drive up and take me on a date?
Krissy Krossy:
Yeah i would love 💕 to that dear
You are so special and sweet
That every man would always want you as wife
Which me am also interested in doing
You know i told you I live now in the military base due to my work
But am getting retired by the end of this month or second week of next month dear
Hope you are okay with that

RL narration, again: there is no military base in Nashville.

Irene:
There is a military base in Nashville?
Krissy Krossy:
Yeah
Irene:
Where?
Krissy Krossy:
Indiana National Guard
Irene:
I asked where the military base was in Nashville.
Krissy Krossy:
Yes
So tell me what brought you to dating site again
What's your reason

Nope. I hadn’t decided if I was going to play with the lad for an extended time, so let’s try to drive him away or drive him crazy.

Irene:
I asked where the military base was in Nashville.
Because it seems you do not want to drive here and take me on a date.
Krissy Krossy:
Of cause i want to do that dear
But can we wait till end of this month i det retired
Indianapolis

No idea what he was trying to write…

Irene:
Why do you refuse to answer me?
Krissy Krossy:
Columbus
Irene:
What in the world are you trying to write?
Krissy Krossy:
I mean the military base it's in Columbus

It’s not there, either…but, let’s play…

Irene:
You said it was in Nashville.
Krissy Krossy:
Just trying to make fun 😊 dear
To see your reaction
Irene:
So, you like to lie to women?
Krissy Krossy:
Hope your not mad at me
Irene:
If I wanted to talk to a liar, I would still be with my husband.
Krissy Krossy:
I don't lie just in form of having fun 😊
Irene:
I hope it was fun for you then.
Goodbye.
Krissy Krossy:
Am sorry if you don't like it
Please 🙏 don't leave that way
I was not trying to lie or hurt you
Just don't get mad at me please
Irene:
Too late, don't you think?
Krissy Krossy:
No dear it's not late
Just a little fun i tried to have with you
Don't judge me with it
I told you the truth after some minutes dear
Am not here to lie to someone that is very important to me i can't do that

:roll:

Irene:
Even the smallest lie can break the biggest trust.
Well, you did.
Krissy Krossy:
I know that dear
But it won't happen again
If I'm trying to have fun 😊 with you am going to tell you that okay
Please just give me the chance to prove that am not the type of man that loves telling lies to his woman
Please 🙏 i beg of you
Irene:
So, you knew that and did it anyway?
And let's be clear, I am not your woman. I believe a formal apology is in order.
Krissy Krossy:
And am saying am sorry
You are right
Your not my woman
But have you forgiven me dear
Irene:
No. I have received no formal apology, so I suggest you use your Google and figure that one out buddy boy.
Krissy Krossy:
Okay
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Re: You Make Me Wanna Jump, Jump

Post by Kitty La Gore » Wed Nov 30, 2022 4:39 pm

Gotta admit, at my advanced age I was wondering...
Pointer Sisters?
Van Halen?
House of Pain?
Brian Seltzer?

Ah. Kris Kross. Nice choice!

So a police officer with a penchant for women's clothing, "leaving" in a vaguely positioned military base and "specialized on investigation", is looking for a partner in crime.

Charlie would be shocked.
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Re: You Make Me Wanna Jump, Jump

Post by bware419ers » Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:15 pm

Krissy Krossy:
Can we still give ourselves a try to see where it leads us too please 🙏
I never mean to hurt you dear please 🙏
Pardon me
Irene:
And now you refuse the formal apology.
Krissy Krossy:
What formal apology are you talking about
Please make it understandable for me please okay
Irene:
Well any person from Indiana would know about the Formal Apology Form.
Krissy Krossy:
I guess you don't expect everyone to know about it
Just let me know about it dear

Am ready to make you happy please 🙏
I wanted to hurt your thinking or feelings in life dear
Irene:
I suggest you use your google for it, then.
But, if I'm not worth the effort, that lets me know a lot, too.
Krissy Krossy:
What effort
Formal apology it's been sorry for what you did to someone else
Irene:
Here. Let me do all the work for you.
https://www.google.com/search?q=formal+ ... ology+form

Round and round we go…

Krissy Krossy:
Thanks
I get it now dear
Sorry for my action
Am sorry
I taught i was trying to make fun 😊 with you
I noticed my action was wrong And has come as a word of offense
I was merely trying to have fun with you
And i found out it seems to be my fun act where like lies to you please forgive me and pardon me
Please dear dear i would very much appreciate if you forgive me please
Forgive me sincerely
Yours Heart fully Krissy Krossy:

LATER:
Krissy Krossy:
Are you still mad at me

LATER, STILL:
Krissy Krossy:
Good evening pretty 😍

MORE LATER:
Krissy Krossy:
Good evening dear

For some reason, the lad blocked Irene on Google Chat.

Irene:
You blocked me on Google?
Krissy Krossy:
There was a mistake over there babe
I heard
some issues with it
So i heard to fix it up
I have been on that for some days now babe okay
I never blocked you
I sent you a message over there you could go see it now babe
Irene:
What issues did you heard?
Krissy Krossy:
The app wasn't working so i have to delete it and install it back again for some days okay
Reply me over there let's chat babe
I really missed you alot

Krissy Krossy:
Hello babe 😘
Irene:
Don't call me that.
Krissy Krossy:
Okay am sorry
Are you less busy now
So we could talk
Irene:
I am waiting on your formal apology.
Krissy Krossy:
I guess i did that before right
Am so sorry for my action dear
Now i come to understand that my action of word where offensive
I never mean to hurt you dear
Irene:
https://www.google.com/search?q=formal+ ... ology+form
Krissy Krossy:
I want you to understand that I was just trying to have fun, though i understand that my fun was not accepted by you, which lead to you that i was lying please i would love 💕 you if you accept my formal apology and forgive me my mistake dear. Sincerely, Your Heart fully. I thought it would be funny 🤣. I feel so guilty dear please forgive me, give me a another chance please.
Irene:
I do not want a copy and pasta hack job.

Krissy Krossy:
I did not copy and paste dear
I did the writing myself
I went through the formal apology link you sent to me and write it again for you dear
Just to show you how sorry i am
Krissy Krossy:
I want you to understand that I was just trying to have fun, though i understand that my fun was not accepted by you, which lead to you that i was lying please i would love 💕 you if you accept my formal apology and forgive me my mistake dear. Sincerely, Your Heart fully. I thought it would be funny 🤣. I feel so guilty dear please forgive me, give me a another chance please.
Krissy Krossy:
❤️❤️❤️❤️
Irene:
You have not done it correctly, at all. You still find this funny, do you not? Unacceptable.
Krissy Krossy:
I apologize with this
I used this to apologize to you dear
Please forgive me
Irene:
No, you didn't
Krissy Krossy:
How do you wish for me to apologize to you again
I did the writing myself
Should i write everything written in that paper to you dear
Irene:
I am not sure I can date someone who cannot think for themself.
Krissy Krossy:
I don't understand
Irene:
No, you don't and that's exactly what I'm talking about.
Krissy Krossy:
Make me understand dear
Am not good at everything
Please 🙏
That's how a relationship could grow
When the other it's not flowing properly you make him or her to flow and understand
Irene:
Yeah, I've tried and you can't figure out how to complete a simple form. Handwritten. I thought you were from Indiana.
Krissy Krossy:
Okay let me do it for the last time dear okay please 🙏
Can i give it a try again please 🙏
To Irene From Krissy Krossy: It has come to my attention that my action of words could be seen as offense. I never intended to be harsh or lie to you dear. I want you to understand that i was merely trying to have fun with you dear, though i can see now that it may appear that i was trying to lie to you dear, please accept my formal apology. Moving forward, i will attempt to say am sorry. That said, i would very much appreciate it if you accept my formal apology and give me a chance again dear to prove to you am not trying to lie to you. Sincerely, Yours Heart fully. Sincerity, Heartfelt Excuses. I thought it would be funny. I feel bitter now please forgive me, give me a second chance. I promise i would never get you upset or do something that would hurt your feelings in life dear okay please forgive me.
Irene:
Still waiting.
Krissy Krossy:
Did you get it?
Irene:
That doesn't appear to be the Formal Apology Form completed by hand.
Krissy Krossy:
Check it again
I did it myself
It took me some minutes to get done with this dear
I see you are too busy
You don't reply quickly
Please if you think i did not write this myself then you have to move on
Irene:
I don't reply quickly? You have had me blocked for an entire day!

Ever feel like you just wasted an entire day for a lad and nothing was accomplished? :lol: :twisted:
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