Abimbola contacts Dondi first:
Miss Marissa said give me your email and said I should text you that you will really help me with some money
I thought the fool would complain or come back with some half-baked malarkey. Surprisingly, he actually went and solved the useless thing!Dondi White wrote:Ah yes. So you're the Nigerian guy who traveled over half his country and ran out of gas somewhere?
Idris I think the name is? Or Abimbola? Which one do you go by?
As for me, I'm Dondi White. I'm a rather wealthy person (millions) and I occasionally like to spread some of
this wealth around cosidering it is Christmas anyways. Also, I happen to have leukemia, it's killing me slowly
but I intend to enjoy life as much as possible until then. So my Nigerian brother, I'm willing to give you any
amount you require. But first, I must make sure you are qualified. Answer this riddle for me:
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Answer me and come back with an answer and I'll fix you up nice.
Dondi White
The Bronx, New York City, New York
OK WHY IS A RAVEN LIKE WRITING DESK;
Louis Carroll said it best:
"Because it can produce a few note, tho they are very flat, and it is never put with the wrong end in front"
QUESTION ANSWERED
Well, congratulations, you got it. I thought I'm the only one who actuall takes the time to read those
old books, so you having read them and knowing the back ground makes me know you are an individual
that is fit for me to help.
Now sir. To business.
First - how much do you need? Second, where are you right now? Those are the first two things I need to know.
Also, what are you going to do with the money? Miss Ukulele says it's to help you get home or something? Correct?
Dondi White
The Bronx, New York City, New York
Firstly; I need at least the sum $10,000 or $15,000 so that I can make the orphans here feel happy tomorrow which is x mass, buy them food stuff, cloths and too for to build a small school for the orphans to increase their academic status and then i need sum of $50 dollar to get home because i cannot any longer sleep in the car I will really appreciate if you do help me.
Why of course. By the way, here's a photo of me so you know what I look like. The lady with me is my secertary,
Ciara. I don't know what you look like yet, but I'll ask Marissa for a photo. She says you're cute.
In any case, because it's Christmas, I don't have that much allocated. That doesn't mean you won't get it, you
will. It just means we'll have to do this the "fancy" way. Ciara knows a senator here in NYC. We'll put a virus on
his computer that will put certain, ahem, non kid safe images on his computer. Then we'll tell the senator we'll
expose him if he doesn't give us $15,000. How does that sound to you? If you don't like it, there's another option.
The other way is harder.
P.S. - I wo'nt be doing office work tomorrow, I'm at a Xmas party with my aunt and other relatives.
P.P.S. - You never told me which Nigeria town you;re in right now. Why?
Dondi White
The Bronx, New York City, New York
Ok, thanks. So how do we go about this? Do you need my help to find image for you to put on his system? Or please help Mr Dondi with any amount you want to help me with I will appreciate is already the awaiting day and where i am here stranded is so very lonely. Pls any amount is okay for me
Dec.26th
I did not use the computer during Xmas. So when I came back, Abimbola was ready for a fresh start!
Good evening Abimbola, here;s to hoping you had a very merry Christmas feasting by your fireside surrounded by your friends and family. I just returned from my aunt's, with the relatives from several states including goofy Uncle Ebenezer. Who always has to come! Anyways, the ham was delicious, and the dumplings and pudding? Wow! You should've been there! How did you spend your Christmas?
In any case, I emailed all the contacts in my email address book a copy of what I call the EMAIL DEATH-MAS VIRUS. It should arrive by the morning and start infecting. The senator I mentioned will call a tech guy. I'll send him my tech guy who will find the...not safe for work images, shall we say? Then, we will demand the senator pay us the $15,000 if he wants to keep the thing secret. You then get the $15,000. Should be done by the 27th.
By the way, everyone knows my email, so I sent the virus out under your name and email. I hope that's cool with you.
Merry Christmas and happy new Years!
Dondi White
The Bronx, New York City, New York
Okay thanks. Update me when he pay
Abimbola getting excited:Good news. The plan is working perfectly. My tech guy just "found" the "illegal images" on the senator's computer.
We've put up...payment plans for him. Know what I mean jellybean?
So he'll pay up. I mean, Senator Duffey won't want this in the news, so you can bet I'll have his cash within hours
and you will too!
Dondi White
The Bronx, New York City, New York
Dec. 27th!Okay thats cool!!
Good news! He's going to pay. He doesn't have a clue how the...Playboy stuff? ...got on his
computer, but he's paying.
Remember, don't tell anybody about how you got this money or you and I will go to jail. Blackmail
is a serious crime. If someone asks you how you got $15,000 all of a sudden, your brother gave it
to you. You understand that?
Dondi White
The Bronx, New York City, New York
Abimbola was not replying. Time to stir the pot:Okay
Some bad news. Somebody told what happened and the police found out that I sent viruses. I got the money though,
$15,000 USD all in cash. I'm going to bribe a pilot to fly me out of JFK International by this afternoon to Nigeria. I'm
bringing Ciara along. I need to know which Nigerian city you're closest to so we can meet. It's urgent.
Dondi White
The Bronx, New York City, New York
I don't have location because I have never been wear I am before okay, if you cannot help me then stop texting me, and too I don't want to be involved in any crime
I'm helping you because I got the money okay? I'm holding it right now as I'm at my desk. At least give me
some sort of general idea of where you are.
By the way, you already agreed to help with this on Christmas Eve. You're in too deep now.
Dondi White
The Bronx, New York City, New York
I'm not any deep okay, and I may let you down if you don't behave well
Hey. I'm not going to mess this up okay? I'm at risk too, just like you buddy.
I know a Nigerian guy who can help me find my way around, a certain Kari something Tuesday,
I have trouble with the wierd foriegn names, no offense.
So if you come down to Jos from wherever you are, I have $115,000 USD in cash waiting for you.
There's no crime if you don't get caught okay. So, what do you say?
I'm on an airplane over the Atlantic now typing from my 2023 MacBook.
Dondi White
The Bronx, New York City, New York
I'm no more interested okay
Oh my goodness. Stay tuned for the next parts, which will be posted sometime during the expedition to Mars (YEARS from now )Well in that case thanks a lot. It's your fault I'm sitting here on an airplane. You know, if I hadn't told
the church girl I'd help you, I wouldn't send the virus for you and - look, I ruined my Christmas holday
for a guy I never met, you. You? You probably had a nice Xmas eating piles of food partying with friends.
Can you recommened any good hiding places in Nigeria until the thing in the USA blows over?
Dondi White
The Bronx, New York City, New York