Goofy crap your lads wrote

Jimlad · Post by **Jimlad** » Tue Mar 28, 2023 9:07 am

United Embassy from the government of Los Angeles, USA in the white house Los Angeles, CA

How can anyone be that ignorant?

Post by **Fatter Siam** » Fri Mar 31, 2023 2:55 pm

GBL COURIER & LOGISTICS SERVICES -

what more do you want us to provide for you,we have issued you two different account you keep pooping up one error to another

Munchies86 · Post by **Munchies86** » Mon Apr 03, 2023 4:27 am

RECOVERY OF FUNDS OPERATION DEPARTMENT trying to get the daughter of one of my other characters to get a move on:

Diana Please send a picture of the slip now! This is official so i can do what need to be done due to limited time, I hope you understand the delay the slip have caused for the completion of the process. I will appreciate if you can check your back pack for the slip, This is important for you to own a pony tail!

Jimlad · Post by **Jimlad** » Fri Apr 07, 2023 3:09 pm

Please be aware that failure to pay this fee will be a religious war against the federal government and the World Bank

Post by **bobdemol** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 10:14 am

^^

Myon359 · Post by **Myon359** » Tue Apr 11, 2023 3:16 pm

Got this from a Ukraine lad:

I had intention of going back to London as soon as the fighting is over but unfortunately, I got injured when Russian sniper butter tore through my leg and shattered my bone.

Munchies86 · Post by **Munchies86** » Tue Apr 11, 2023 5:13 pm

You beat me to posting that one.

Myon359 · Post by **Myon359** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 3:45 pm

@Munchies86 - Have fun with that one - he seems to be lazy and uncreative so far. Hopefully after the first payment fails he'll sharp up.

Not a daft format, but certainly a stupid intro:

Dearest Valuable

Munchies86 · Post by **Munchies86** » Thu Apr 13, 2023 5:26 pm

I am Dr. JAMES SMITH, of the newly inaugurated International Monetary Fund (IMF).

The IMF was established in 1945. in case you're bad at years, that was 77 years ago.

Munchies86 · Post by **Munchies86** » Thu Apr 13, 2023 9:04 pm

You are indeed a good customer and we are 100% committee to do our part to ensures a smote free transfer process that is why we are contacting all the relevant Governmental Agency in that USA so that once the money is finally transfer, you will not have any issues with the USA Government spending this money.

I am relieved the banks won't... "smote" me. In context, this is a lad I've convinced I sent actual money to their account but some glitch in the banking system has prevented it from showing up in their account.

Jimlad · Post by **Jimlad** » Tue Apr 18, 2023 8:43 am

a Lady Mr. Jeffrey Herselius came forward to claim your fund

I'd pay to see that.

Inspector Gadget · Post by **Inspector Gadget** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 4:57 pm

From Christian Atisogbe (a.k.a Michael Ole)

Mr Dinsdaie long time location is now Accra you can be lodge to any HOTEL in near ABC Ashimota I call me I will let my Ole come to Peck you +23327xxx52/0278xxx52

Tempting.....

Munchies86 · Post by **Munchies86** » Fri Apr 21, 2023 2:14 am

I am very happy for the friendship and family relationship we are building and I inetded to take this family bond to a new diamtioned

Jimlad · Post by **Jimlad** » Sun Apr 23, 2023 7:16 am

Waiting to hear from you positively in order to release your Funds ($800 Billion US Dollars) to you without any delay.

More than the US military budget for a year and all it would cost me is $2,000 in gift cards!

Munchies86 · Post by **Munchies86** » Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:56 pm

Think smart and do the right thing the clock it thicking.

Firestorm · Post by **Firestorm** » Wed Apr 26, 2023 10:27 pm

NOW WAITING FOR ANOTHER EXCUSE NOT TO CLAIM YOU UNDERSTAND MY EMAILS
VERY VERY FUNNY AND I WRITE PERFECT ENGLISH BY THE WAY

CUBANSKIES · Post by **CUBANSKIES** » Mon May 01, 2023 5:18 pm

Jimlad · Post by **Jimlad** » Sun May 07, 2023 7:15 am

Your payment files from three (2) different banks

Jimlad · Post by **Jimlad** » Wed May 10, 2023 2:35 pm

U.S.A EMBASSY IN BENIN REPUBLIC
Metro Plaza, Plot 991/992
Zakari Maimalari Street
Cadastral Zone AO,
Central Business District, West Africa
Email: wu.spoof19(at)hotmail.com

Look at the email address. Does this lad really expect this scam to work??

Post by **bware419ers** » Fri May 12, 2023 12:34 pm

Two from today!

Are you still dead?

you defiled my instructions and went ahead to make the payments

Post by **Fatter Siam** » Mon May 22, 2023 6:17 pm

Sorry if the email entered your sperm it's meant for you.

Myon359 · Post by **Myon359** » Wed May 24, 2023 12:40 pm

A payment to Miss Okansa from the bank failed but my character is sure the money arrived. Begging for a redo, Miss Okansa wrote at one point:

I have a robot which work is to pop up any unveiled transaction frickin around the system but yours didn't probably get to us.

Post by **Fatter Siam** » Wed May 24, 2023 9:39 pm

Somebody at JP Morgan got their hands on a thesaurus.

Note that the content of your email response is provocatively insulting and vexatiously annoying. In fact, I express my extreme displeasure with your despicable, preposterous and myopic email which is bereft of any logical reasoning. Stating "I'm not interested" is a puerile and futile attempt to cover up and shy away from sending the $550 needed for the activation of your new Chase account just to satisfy your unimaginable and insatiable imagination that is inconsequential without any modicum of relativity to the logical conclusion of this transaction.

Myon359 · Post by **Myon359** » Thu May 25, 2023 3:38 pm

I've been baiting "Ann Willma" for the piggy marathon and she's a fine collection of quotes:

LET ME INFORM YOU THAT YOU ARE FUN IS STILL ON A SAUCEPAN ACCOUNT

YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THE TRANSFER FEE CHARGE AND ALSO FOR THE AUTHORITY TO CLAIM CLARIFICATION CERTIFICAT

After I got too lazy and called her "old girl" she wrote:

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT SIR WHO ARE YOU ADDRESSING AS OLD GIRL IF YOU REALLY WANT YOUR PHONE TO BE TRANSFER YOU LET ME KNOW I AM EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR IMF OFFICE SWITZERLAND YOU DON'T HAVE TO ADDRESS ME AS A OLD GIRL HAVE IT IN MIND.

DON'T YOU KNOW I AM SOMEBODY'S WIFE SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO ADDRESS AS OLD GIRL.

So I tried another nickname:

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT SIR

LET ME INFORM YOU SIR YOU HAVE TO ADDRESS ME PROPERLY DON'T ADDRESS ME AS A LITTLE MISS I AM EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR MRS ANN WILLMA YOU KNOW MY NAME RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING YOU ARE APPLYING THIS MAIL.

Assorted quotes:

THE DIRECTOR GENERAL OF THE COMMITTEE WHO WILL ORDER FIRE FUND TRANSFER HAS SAID THAT HE WANT TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE THE FEE IN YOUR HAND

BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT A CETACEAN THE ACCOUNT DETAILS INFORMATION WILL BE FORWARDED TO YOU

Post by **bware419ers** » Fri May 26, 2023 1:35 pm

Stop confusing me and yourself, you have to make the deposit to any of the account you sent to you ok,

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