(The least naughty photo I could find. Honest.)
I've not been Baiting much lately so if you cut me a bit of slack I'll do my best to entertain you or heck even edumicate you if at all possible. This one has started slow and dull BUT does have potential. Many of the interchanges are hours if not days apart..
YEAH I KNOW BUT IT GETS MORE BETTER. I HOPE..Kira:Salvatore introduce you to me
He said you help upcoming models
Darla::I am a talent scout here in America. I help all sorts of performers.
Tell me all about yourself.
Kira: What do you wanna know
Darla::Why don't you send me a detailed yet fun message to [email protected] explaining your experiences, dreams, aspirations and goals in life. I can make a lot of money for the right person.
My dreams are simple I wanna be a successful model
I lost both parents
Darla::It is very nice to meet you.
I also lost my parents in a bizarre gardening accident.
Darla::It would be best if you sent me a detailed resume but if you feel uncomfortable I guess that would be okay for the time being.
Kira:Yeah this is okay
I've got no details oughta this
Darla:: Well then we had best get to work then shouldn't we?
Darla:: As I think you know I'm looking for models, stunt men,Rapers, Actors of all types (The sweatier the better), gaffers and a few grips..
AFTER A FEW
Darla:: What time is it there?
Darla::You are dedicated or not?
Kira:I am very very dedicated
Perhaps we will find you a role in the coming weeks..
Thanks so so much
So far this has not gone in any direction that I thought it would/could but I've learned quite a bit to carry on the Bait whilst inflicting some damage along the way..Darla: Hiya
Darla: I was wondering where you were at
You must be busy. Maybe we can talk business another time
Kira:I'm in Munich now
Darla:Am interested. Tell me more..
Kira:I'm living in a girl's hostel there
Darla:Sounds to me like someone needs to make some money.
Kira:I really need to
Darla:Then lets work!!
Kira:We should meet
But I'm too far and I don't have money for transport
I just finished paying the loan I took
Darla:Before I reveal how we can make Piles of money perhaps I could send you a tiny stipend?
Darla:The please send your banking information to [email protected]
Kira:Sorry pls let me send it here
That's my cash app details
Send screenshot after doing the payment ma'am
Myu brother uses it
And I do receive payment on it?
BUUUUUT I will not send a penny to your brother...
Darla:Cause I want to make sure you get what you deserve Hunny!
I still don't get it ma'am
Darla:We are both business women are we not?
I'm an aspiring one tho.
ANNND am here to teach you
So you aren't sending me any money anymore?
Darla:Oh I want to and I probably will but we should bware of people like Sal.
Kira:Coz I've been rest assured that I'm gonna use the money to sort my hostel rent fee here
Darla:You have the absolutely BESTEST IDEAS!!!
Of course I can send it to the Hostel's account!!
Kira:Let me enquire if they have one
ONE SECOND LATER (SERIOUSLY)
Kira:Sorry ma'am they don't
What about getting me a gift car?
Darla:No! We need to be able to make large,insured, legitimate transfers going forward so it will be a bank account or nothing. I'm not willing to risk losing hundreds of thousands of USD. Are you??
You can just send it to that cash app tag
He's my blood brother
Darla:I find myself growing fatigued..