Nah.We have good old Patrick Anthony. He's an idiot, but he's fun to toy with...
Whoa. We already have to take a break. For those not familiar with this term, well it should go into HH&T, probably. Go ahead, google it. Got it? Yep. I understand why they think this may be a fellow scammer. Some of the writing is purposely meant to mirror that of a lad. We'll get back to this...Pat-Tony: Hello Marisol how are you doing?
Marisol: I am very sleepy these morning as I wait mi cafe. How are yu doing?
Pat-Tony: I am good
Pat-Tony: It's a pleasure meeting you here.
Pat-Tony: I just want to be a good and close friend to you, so we could get to know each other better. I hope you don't mind.
Marisol: I think that es ok. Tell me of yu
Pat-Tony: I am from Newark New Jersey. But contently in Sanna Yemen for work.
Marisol: What es Sanna Yemen?
Pat-Tony: Where are you from and where do you live?
Pat-Tony: It's a country
Pat-Tony: ?
Pat-Tony: And it's also a Military war zone.
Marisol: I am from Mexico I live en hollywood california USA
Marisol: What es yu work?>
Pat-Tony: I am Orthopedic Surgeon Dr at the United States.
Pat-Tony: Alaye
And there it is. From now on, Marisol will always consider this to be a translation of "Amigo" or "Amiga." Ally can be a nice cognate of the word!Pat-Tony: Are you married and do you have children?
Pat-Tony: Are you there?
Marisol: Yu en USA or yu military war zone. Alaye? Am sorry as I speak Englis y Spanish and I no comprende
Marisol: Am divorce with no kids.
Marisol: Yes, yu write so many and I talk to other friend to
Pat-Tony: No I don't have any friends all I have is a FB friends.
Marisol: Es lonely en war zone I think
Marisol: Please what es alaye?
Pat-Tony: I am a widower with one daughter who would turn 14 this month..
Marisol: Oh.
Marisol: I have no kid and do not want
Pat-Tony: Alaye means my friend or are you an alaye?
Marisol: Like amiga en Spanish. Yes. I am yu alaye
Marisol: O ally en Englis, yes?
Marisol: Or ally
Marisol: I comprende now
Back to our idiot...
Still throwing in the tests, throughout.Pat-Tony: Are you on telegram?
Marisol: I am on Face Book. The telegram es still use? Like the old western union. stop. jaja. I make a broma!
Pat-Tony: How old are you if you don't mind?
Marisol: 55
Marisol: y YU?
Pat-Tony: Nice well I am 60 years old.
Marisol: k
Pat-Tony: You look younger and beautiful then your age i guess you have been taking good care of yourself.
Marisol: These es a nice age mi alaye
Marisol: mi ex-esposo make mi do the workout 4 time each week so i am, how yu say, fresh? for hem.
Pat-Tony: Yeah what's your occupation?
Marisol: Trofy bride, but now am no more these
Pat-Tony: Okay
Pat-Tony: Afar
Marisol: I do no comprende
Marisol: Yu mean yu are afar from mi? Yes. I think these es so.
Pat-Tony: Yeah it's
Pat-Tony: Let me have your Gmail address so I can add and message you on mail box so we could get to know each other better. Because I don't think I can be able to come online here on FB due to the nature of My job.
Marisol: Yu mean yu want to email mi?
Marisol: What es the natura of yu job?
Pat-Tony: Yeah
Pat-Tony: I could not come online at work
Marisol: Es ok.
Pat-Tony: ?
Marisol: Yu want to question mi?
Pat-Tony: Send your Gmail so I can message you on mailbox.
Pat-Tony: Are you there?
Marisol: Yu can email mi en [email protected]
Pat-Tony: Okay I we message you later on mail box
Pat-Tony: So tell me how is your marrieter life been so far?
Marisol: What life?
Pat-Tony: How is been going with you alone.
Pat-Tony: Of been alone dear
Marisol: Es fine. Mucho like when I am marry. He is all ways a way for the work
Pat-Tony: Of Beening alone
Marisol: I do many ejerciso to keep en shapes. I go for the chopping of many cloths and womenly things
Marisol: I have the friends I spend time with at the beech
Pat-Tony: Okay Well, I'm ready for a fresh start and searching for a serious long-term relationship that could lead to marriage. I need someone with who we can be friends for a start and from there we see where it leads.
Marisol: I am never truly a lone
Marisol: Yes I am ready for friend solo.
Pat-Tony: Wow I love going to the beach to see the nature and the trees
Marisol: I am no ready for the relaccionship
Marisol: And the waters
Pat-Tony: Do you like traveling? And where have you visited for holidays?
Pat-Tony: Yeah I love that too the water is beautiful
Marisol: I would like to do the travels but never have
Marisol: Mi ex-esposo want mi to stay en the city
Pat-Tony: That means you have always been in California?
Pat-Tony: How long have you been in California dear?
Pat-Tony: ?
Marisol: No. I born en Mexico and I leave en USA for 40 year.
Pat-Tony: Nice that was a very long time
Pat-Tony: Well I have been to a lot of country.
Pat-Tony: I have been to Croatia, Romania, Ukraine, Russia, Spain, Italy, France, Germany, Turkey, United A derab Emirate, Iceland, Scotland, England, Wales, Australia, Mexico, Thailand, Japan, Switzerland, Israel, Canada, Greece, Norway, Singapore, Indonesia. After my late wife Sarah died, I was lonely and then decided to take more trips, but it was boring traveling alone.
Marisol: kk
Pat-Tony: I would like to meet an honest, trustworthy, kindhearted, and caring woman. I don't mind traveling or relocating anywhere for love. All that matters is that we understand ourselves and let love find its way into our hearts…
Marisol: I all ready have love en mi heart. I all ways have. Even for mi ex-esposo, pendejo that he es.
Pat-Tony: That's sounds good to hear from you. I can feel that you have a kind hearted woman.
Pat-Tony: What's your favorite food?
Marisol: Mole
Marisol: Yu favorito?
Pat-Tony: My favorite food is Pasta. Love to cook great homemade meals and try new recipes when I am in town with my daughter, I also love to exercise and the importance of being healthy and eating healthy. I would like a lady to cook with! So romantic!
Pat-Tony: Alaye
Marisol: Hola mi alaye!
Marisol: Am sorry I have eat some gummys of mota
Marisol: My chef es a lady and she can cook with yu. When I have the gummys of mota she make me the snacks for munching
Pat-Tony: Okay that's yummy
Pat-Tony: Are you farnichars stayblo?
I should have been working, so I went and did a bit of that...Marisol: I am no felchers but the mota makes mi to do the laffing some time
Marisol: I do no comprende.
Marisol: No es Inglish or Espanish
Pat-Tony: Do you smoke or do drugs?
Marisol: No but some time I take the mota.
Pat-Tony: What language do you normally speak?
Marisol: Maybe yu no the Espanish: marihuana
Pat-Tony: Because I can that your English is not correct.
Pat-Tony: Okay
Marisol: The two Espanish y Inglish. I try the Inglish the most be case I am in the United State
Marisol: Yes
Pat-Tony: Well I can teach you English very well when we meet in person ok
Marisol: Do yu no want to chart me?
Pat-Tony: Well you we send the location to chart you in no time.
Pat-Tony: I am a normal guy; I had never smoked in my life and never pretend to because it's not for me. If I drink alcohol; well I drink socially, if I go out with some friends, and they are drinking something light it's okay.
Pat-Tony: I feel different about you darling.
Marisol: I can no fill mi eye lips
Pat-Tony: Check very well
Marisol: When I am yung I am the smoke show, but I smoke no more mi ex-esposo say to me
Pat-Tony: That sounds good
Marisol: I cheque but I hit mi eye and now I can no see from et. I need a momento
Pat-Tony: Go get one then
Pat-Tony: For soft drinks, I do take coca-cola, while on an occasional basis I do take champagne. I also take red wine when I'm at home feeling lonely, I'm not a drinker
Marisol: Please always make sure es coca-cola y no coca-colombia. I write these with one eye close be case it water. I keep cheque the eye lips but I can still no fill them
Pat-Tony: Okay darling clam down and look for it
Pat-Tony: They no one here to help you look for it
Pat-Tony: Do you live alone?
Marisol: How can I look for mi own eye lip?
Pat-Tony: Okay call the doctor darling
Marisol: Wait, when I close mi eye, I can see the eye lip but then I can no more chart yu. Hold on. My gummy de mota es flexing
Pat-Tony: I am very worried right now about you
Pat-Tony: Okay I am always here for you.
Pat-Tony: Do you know about Yemen?
Pat-Tony: Yemen is a war zone, people die here in Yemen every day, I just want to retire soon, so I can leave this war zone