Operation Pet-lebrity 2024

[bware419ers]

Or Puppies to Pork? Stars to shuttered?

Pet Scammers have moved from fake websites to fake social media profiles. Meanwhile, scammers are posing as stars and beginning romance scams. I decided to go hunting for them to extract some piggies. The character is Marisol. When I write her, the voice I hear in my mind is that of Consuela from Family Guy.

These are her interactions with pets and stars.

Profile: Dashund puppies for adoption
This hunt began yesterday and ended today.

Marisol:
Please tell me of the puppies?
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Hello thanks for your interest towards my puppies what gender are you interested in male or female and where are you located at?
Marisol:
Female and I live en LA.
Marisol:
Can yu tell me of the puppys?
Dashund puppies for adoption:
OK ma'am
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Before we proceed i would like to ask you some questions regarding my baby if you don't mind?
Marisol:
Yes these is fine
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Do you have any experience with this breed ma'am or have u ever had a puppy before?
Marisol:
I have raise many chihuahuas and King Charles Cavaleers
Dashund puppies for adoption:
That's great am very happy to hear from you ma'am that means my baby will be in a very good and safe home.
Marisol:
Please tell me about the puppers
Dashund puppies for adoption:
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Dashund puppies for adoption:
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Dashund puppies for adoption: unsent a message
Dashund puppies for adoption:
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Dashund puppies for adoption:
Am from Am Dos Palos Y, CA
Marisol:
California?
Dashund puppies for adoption:
OK am about three hours drive away from you
Dashund puppies for adoption:
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Dashund puppies for adoption:
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Dashund puppies for adoption:
This are the female puppy left which color are interested in?
Marisol:
Ok. And tell me abut the bitch and stud for these prettys
Marisol:
I like the brown
Dashund puppies for adoption:
OK ma'am
Dashund puppies for adoption:
We charge $450 for each puppy and I hope you are okay with the price including delivery fee..??
Marisol:
The price es ok but I can come and pick up
Marisol:
I can look and meet first yes becase maybe I buy 2 a boy and girl
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Ma'am no problem but I will do a deposit of 50$ so that I can get the puppy of market.
Marisol:
Ok. How do I do these?
Dashund puppies for adoption:
We do accept payments online via PayPal, Cash app,Venmo, Zeller, Apple pay so which of these payments method do you have so we can proceed..?
Marisol:
Yu no have bank to bank transfer?
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Am sorry my does not accept 50$ as from $100
Marisol:
Ok. Yu can give me the informaccion and I ask my ex-esposo.
Dashund puppies for adoption:
OK that's sounds good hold on
Marisol:
kk
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Beneficiary:
<snip> TOOLS LTD
Account number:
<snip>5508
Wire routing number:
026013356
Beneficiary address:
<snip>, CT21 5QB, Hythe, United Kingdom
Bank/Payment institution:
Metropolitan Commercial Bank
Bank/Payment institution address:
99 Park Ave, 10016, New York, United States
⚑This account supports incoming US Domestic Wire payments
⚑This account supports incoming domestic payments in USD only
Dashund puppies for adoption:
That's my bank account details please get me a screen shot of confirmation payment.
Marisol:
Ok. I will give the informaccion to mi ex esposo to make the transfer for me
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Okay that sounds good..?
Marisol:
Yes.
Marisol:
How much moneys?
Dashund puppies for adoption:
$100
Dashund puppies for adoption:
You need to do a $100 deposit
Marisol:
KK. I tell mi ex-esposo to transfers $ USD
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Okay once you are done with the deposit please get me a screen shot of the confirmation payment thanks
Marisol:
Ok. Thank yu I will have him do these. He es en work now
Dashund puppies for adoption: replied to you
At what time would he be doing the payment please
Dashund puppies for adoption:
So I would just start packing all the stuff the puppy would be living with..?
Marisol:
I do no no when he pay. I do not have pay informaccion to give him.
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Please let him know now so he can proceed with the payment first so I can reserve the puppy got you under your name still you come over for pickup because you are not the only person who wants this same puppy
Marisol:
I send him the email
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Okay please let him do the deposit now
[/color]Marisol:
He ask if I can have the puppy deliver as he say these is to far for my chauffer to drive. Do yu deliver?
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Yes we do delivery..?
So are you done with the payment..?
Marisol:
No he wait for mi responds.
Marisol:
Yu use puppy deliver service or what?
Dashund puppies for adoption:
I can deliver the puppy to you myself so that I will get to meet and talk to you
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Tho I use the delivery agency at times when I can't do the delivery by myself
Marisol:
Can the delivery agency be trusted?
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Yes they can be trusted
Marisol:
Do yu know they fees?
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Yes
Dashund puppies for adoption:
The delivery fee is $100
Marisol:
And how do I pay them?
Dashund puppies for adoption:
The baby will be delivered to you at your door step
Dashund puppies for adoption:
You can send me the money and I will take the puppy to the agency and register her for delivery then when I'm done the transport agency will contact you for more information about the delivery.
Marisol:
Ok. I will ask mi ex-esposo once more to send the moneys
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Okay
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Hold on let me send you my bank details.

Unexpected bonus!!!

Dashund puppies for adoption:
Beneficiary:
<Snipped> UNDERWEAR LTD
Account number:
<Snipped>4138
Wire routing number:
026013356
Beneficiary address:
<Snipped> Avenue, HA3 0UJ, Harrow, United Kingdom
Bank/Payment institution:
Metropolitan Commercial Bank
Bank/Payment institution address:
99 Park Ave, 10016, New York, United States
⚑This account supports incoming US Domestic Wire payments
⚑This account supports incoming domestic payments in USD only
Marisol:
Ok. Also, can yu tell mi what these puppy have been fed? Artificial colors, sweetners, or fillers? What is birth weght and now weight?
Dashund puppies for adoption:
This puppy typically weighs between 7 and 14 ounces. By 8 weeks of age, they can weigh anywhere from 4 to 8 pounds.
Marisol:
And what do yu think es the size when full adult?
Marisol:
Also, can yu tell mi what these puppy have been fed? Artificial colors, sweetners, or fillers?
Dashund puppies for adoption:
between 16 and 32 pounds and stand between eight to nine inches tall.
Marisol:
These es hot dog, no?
Dashund puppies for adoption:
I don't understand why no..?
Dashund puppies for adoption:
chicken, turkey, beef food..?
Marisol:
Thank yu. These es helpful.
Marisol:
Very little hair to remove, yes?
Dashund puppies for adoption:
That sounds good
Dashund puppies for adoption:
So are you done with the payment so we can proceed with the delivery
Marisol:
No. I have sent the informaccion to mi ex-esposo to make payment. He pay for me according to the court and divorse settlers.
Dashund puppies for adoption:
I would be needing all your information to proceed with the delivery once you have done with the payment.
Marisol:
kk
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Name?
Address?
Email?
Phone number?
Dashund puppies for adoption:
For the registration of the puppy at the agency
Marisol:
K. Name es Marisol and address es 41p north hollywood blvd los angeles ca 90210 email es <snipped>. I do no give out mi numero pr telefono as mi ex-esposo asks of every new call and es very bad
Marisol:
Kk. I go bother mi ex-esposo for to pay yu. And I go to store for grocery like mustard y bun. We talk later kk?
Dashund puppies for adoption:
I would be waiting for the payment.
Marisol:
Mi ex-esposo ask me why I want to pay for UNDERWEARS from Enlandterra
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Just do the deposit and get me a screen shot of the confirmation payment
Dashund puppies for adoption:
I would still receive the payment that's my bank cashier.?
Marisol:
He ask abut the underwears one more time and why I buy puppy from Englandterra
The puppy is not coming from England
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Marisol:
But he ask why he pay to Englandterra
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Let him just proceed with the payment because I don't understand what you are saying right.
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Or you can just get a apple gift card ma'am
Marisol:
Why do I want to buy a apple?
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Am tired of all this if your ex_espose can not do the payment then you can get a apple gift card ma'am because I think that the only best way now since you don't have PayPal or cashapp.
Dashund puppies for adoption:
If you are getting but the gift card I will buy but a gift card of $50 instead of $100.
Marisol:
Maybe I am to look for other seller and other puppy.
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Okay ma'am if you want I won't force you to have my puppy but if you get scam you have yourself to blame good bye ma'am.
Marisol:
Why wuld I get scam?
Dashund puppies for adoption:
Just go and get it elsewhere ma'am like you said.
Marisol:
kk
Dashund puppies for adoption:

[Kitty La Gore]

I lost it at the hot dog & then again at the buns & mustard...

[bware419ers]

australian.shepherd.puppies.for.rehoming.964099 · Facebook

Marisol:
Es good pet for single woman?
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Yes
Are you interested in our puppies

Marisol:
Yes they es so cute
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
What gender are you interested in getting?
Marisol:
Both
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Ok
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:

Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Check out in her
Marisol:
No
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Make a choice between them
Marisol:
Any aggressives?
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
No
Marisol:
Oh
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
They're so friendly with kids and other domestic animals at home so friendly with humans
Marisol:
So no a puppy for proteccione?
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
No when they see anyone talking towards me like coming to fight me omg all of them will run after the parson
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Our puppies are super intelligent and Compactly built up. Puppies are fully house trained. Trained with children and other pets. They are very calm. They are trained to obey basic commands like; Stand up, sit down. Stop! And also our puppies some times sleep with us on our bed. She will be a beautiful addition into your lovely family. A playful puppy ready to win your heart driving on attention and being cuddled loves to run and discover new surroundings.
Marisol:
How much money?
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
The price and money is not really the problem, but the love and time you will share with these puppies matters a lot to us, I will only give them to someone who can take good care of them because I'll always ask about their well-being even when you have them in your care,so as to ascertain they are in good hands. let me know how much you budgeted for the purchase so we can work it out
Marisol:
The budget es unlimited. Maybe I buy 2. I am recent divorce and lonely. I do no work, but I go to the beech many tiempos every week and I take the ppuppys with me I think. Mi ex-esposo es work en Hollywood and he must pay mi the support moneys so the budget es no problema
Marisol:
Am sorry. I am from Mexico y Englis es no mi first tongue
I think yu comprende mi?
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Ok
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Oh sis so how many of them are you interested in getting
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Sis one will cost you 400 including paperwork's final vet check before delivery
Marisol:
Maybe 2?
Marisol:
Can they hear Spanish?
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Ok
Marisol:
Or do they only hear Australian?
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Yes the can especially when you will be talking to them always
Marisol:
Do yu have video?
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
No
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Thier videos are in my husband's phone when he comes back I will send it to you ok
Marisol:
K
Marisol:
They have papers y certificados?
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Yes
Marisol:
Tell mi abut them
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:

Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming: unsent a message
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:


That is my breeder license
Marisol:
Excelente
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Here are the papers
Marisol:
I can no see the nombres. Can yu tell mi the bitch y the stud for these puppys?
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
I’ve been breeding for over 25 years now and my top priority is not only the puppy sales money but insuring the satisfaction of puppy lovers and as well the security and health insurance of my puppies , only hearthless and irresponsible people will rip off puppy lovers and letting down the puppies pleasure and forever home experience and fun , I don’t believe in free money and bad methods of getting them , leading my faith, I’m a God fearing and a baptized Christian , my mum has never ripped of some one over a puppy so I won’t and will never get to tarnish her reputation , thanks for knowing more about me but that’s really unfair about the scam this days pray they all get caught soonest and sorry for your bad experience, but I give you my word your going to testify and recommend family members to me ,thanks ,!!
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Here are both parents

Marisol:
Tell mi of delivery and what city en Australia they were born plz
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
They were born in Sydney
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
And we definitely offer delivery and shipping at affordable prices
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Our puppies are super intelligent and Compactly built up. Puppies are fully house trained. Trained with children and other pets. They are very calm. They are trained to obey basic commands like; Stand up, sit down. Stop! And also our puppies some times sleep with us on our bed. She will be a beautiful addition into your lovely family. A playful puppy ready to win your heart driving on attention and being cuddled loves to run and discover new surroundings.
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Test made before breeding
Arrythmogenic Right Ventricular Cardiomyopathy (ARVC)
Dilated Cardiomyopathy (DCM)
Aortic and Sub Aortic Stenosis
Degenerative Myelopathy (DM)
Hip and Elbow Dysplasia
Hypothyroidism
Corneal Dystrophy
Marisol:
Please tell me of delivery and fee and when available am so en love
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Ok
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
We're asking 800 including paperwork's and delivery including final vet check
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming: unsent a message
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
And you will have to make a deposit of 500 which will be used to proceed with the change of ownership papers and final vet check
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Then they will be delivered tomorrow by our delivery agency
Marisol:
Ok. How do we go forward?
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
You will have to make a deposit of 500 so we can proceed with the change of ownership papers and final vet check
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
So when are you wanting to make the payment ?
Marisol:
Now y pay for the deliver to I think. But I want 2 puppy kk?
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Yes I know you're interested in two puppies right
Marisol:
yes for breeding
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Yes we will be proceeding with the change of ownership papers and final vet check for both puppies
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
So when are you wanting to make the payment so we can proceed?
Marisol:
Where do I pay?
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
What payment method are you familiar with ?
Marisol:
Cash o bank transfer es usual.
Marisol:
But for internet es bank transfer
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
We can do PayPal
Marisol:
What es these?
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
We do accept Paypal , Bank transfer , Master cards etc so which of them are you wanting to make the payment?
Marisol:
Bank transfer I think es best
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Ok
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Which bank are you wanting to make the payment with?
Marisol:
The bank of mi ex-esposo
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Ok give some minutes let me send you my Bank details ok
Marisol:
kk
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
You're paying in Dollars right?
Marisol:
Of coarse
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Ok
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Hold sending......
Marisol:
Do not send the pay?
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
I'm sending my bank details ok.
Marisol:
I have no see these
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
What !
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
You said I should send you my Bank details so you can make the payment right?
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Bank name: CHASE BANK
Name: Bruno <Snipped>
Account number: <Snipped> 8182
Routing number: 075000019
For wire: 021000021
Swift code: CHASUS33XXX
Bank address: 5815 21st St, Racine, WI 53406
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Here is my bank details
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
After making the payment give me a screenshot for easy confirmation ok
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
He'll
Marisol:
Yes. I send these to mi ex-esposo for to may the pay to yu.
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Yes
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
When you're done making the payment let me know ok
Marisol:
kk
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
?
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Are you done ?
Marisol:
Yes. I am bathed
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Can you send me a screenshot of the payment for easy confirmation.
Marisol:
Let me cheque mi email y see if mi ex-esposo make the paying.
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Ok
Marisol:
Maybe it take longer to send all the way to Austria?
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Will be waiting
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming: replied to you
Ok
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
When you're done making the payment send me a picture of it for easy confirmation ok
Marisol:
K. What es the name of the puppys yu send mi be case I am thinking of new names for these
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Daisy and Luna
Marisol:
I think they be came Margarita Y MoonSparkles
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Awwe
Australian shepherd puppies for rehoming:
Beautiful names
Marisol:
Please escuse mi es time for mi pills y gummys de mota

[Kitty La Gore]

Takes even longer from Sydney, Austria!
Wonderful stuff

[bware419ers]

^^^I'm finding I have straight-baited for bank accounts for so long it takes a bit of time to find the character again and get back into the habit of baiting for fun. The above and below are certainly warm ups.

Ran across this: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 76408.html
The celebrity scam hooks a fan into paying for something - a pass to see the celeb, take part in a concert, view a premiere, or join a fan club. Sometimes, it evolves into a romance scam. Here's a first shot:

Johnny Depp Private Page:
johnny.depp.private.page.988998 · Facebook

Marisol:
Thank yu! I have been a fan of yu for many anos
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Can I see your membership card
Marisol:
Which memberchip card?
Johnny Depp Private Page:
How can I believe that you are a fan
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Johnny Depp Private Page:
And you don't have a membership card
Marisol:
I have seen all yu movies and watch yu trails with Ember Hurt
Marisol:
Yu must no I am the fan of yu
Johnny Depp Private Page:
You have to get your membership card okay
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Johnny Depp Private Page:
It's not much
Marisol:
Ok. I go get et
Johnny Depp Private Page:

Johnny Depp Private Page:
Get a gift card $500
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Johnny Depp Private Page:
If your VIP membership card
Marisol:
KK. I go to hxxps://www[dot]fakejohnnydeepfanclub[dot]com/ and get the card
Johnny Depp membership fan club-The only official membership website
Marisol:
I can no find where to buy the card but I can get the job?
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Johnny Depp Private Page:

Johnny Depp Private Page:
Get your gift card here and send it now
Marisol:
Que es esto?
Marisol:
I click y i only show the foto
Marisol:
???
Marisol:
Can I pay bank to bank?
Johnny Depp Private Page:
What is your payment method
Marisol:
Bank to bank
Johnny Depp Private Page:
What is your payment method
Johnny Depp Private Page:
What bank
Marisol:
My husband use Private Wealth Investment Bank & Trust. Yu know these bank?
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Okay how much are you sending
Johnny Depp Private Page:
??
Johnny Depp Private Page:
What is keeping you what are you up too
Johnny Depp Private Page: unsent a message
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Reply
Marisol:
I was making coffee dear johnny. Pleasse have the patients.
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Okay
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Please where are you from
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Can I send the account number now
Marisol:
I am born en Mexico but mi ex-esposo bring me to USA from Mexico when he marry me.
Johnny Depp Private Page:
So are you ready to make the payment now
Marisol:
Yes
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Can I send the account number now
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Do you have Bitcoin
Marisol:
No. Mi ex-esposo say bitcoin es only the scam.
Marisol:
Now I am worry johnny. What is yu facvorito movie?
Johnny Depp Private Page:
I don't have time for any question make your payment and we can talk more
Marisol:
How
Johnny Depp Private Page:
It's $500 for your membership card
Marisol:
Yes
Marisol:
Yu have never sent the informacciones for paying
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Are you here
Marisol:
Yes
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Darling are you here
Marisol:
Yes
Johnny Depp Private Page:
How much are you sending
Marisol:
$500 USD for member card
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Okay darling
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Okay now send a picture of you
Johnny Depp Private Page:
We will use it on your membership card
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Hello
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Marisol:
<<AI-generated photo sent>>
Use these for a favor
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Wow that's very beautiful
Marisol:
But do no chudge mi becase es no make up y I look so old en these
Marisol:
Yu make me blush johnny
Johnny Depp Private Page:
So can I send the account number now
Marisol:
Yes that es kk
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Please wait a little
Johnny Depp Private Page:
If you make the payment remember to screenshot it and send it to me
Marisol:
What am I wait for?
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Remember to send me your house address
Johnny Depp Private Page:
And your phone number
Johnny Depp Private Page:
And your really name
Marisol:
Mi address es <Snipped> los angeles ca 90028. Marisol. I can no give yu mi numero for telfono. Mi ex-esposo will no allow these
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Okay
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Are you there
Marisol:
Yes
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Can you send it now?
Marisol:
No
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Why
Marisol:
I have no place to pay it
Johnny Depp Private Page:
What going on
Marisol:
I can no send it to no place. Yu have no send mi the informaccion
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Account number right
Marisol:
I do no have it
Johnny Depp Private Page:
I will send it to you
Marisol:
KK
Johnny Depp Private Page:
So sorry please
Johnny Depp Private Page:
What is your payment method?
Johnny Depp Private Page:
What bank
Marisol:
What do yu mean?
Marisol:
Yes bank
Johnny Depp Private Page:
What bank
Johnny Depp Private Page:
?
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Which bank
Johnny Depp Private Page:
I'm waiting for you
Marisol:
How do I know yu bank name?
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Your bank name
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Your bank
Marisol:
Oh. Es Private Wealth Investment Bank & Trust here en Hollywood. Yu no these, yes? Es the bank for the Hollywood Producer and Director like mi ex-esposo?
Johnny Depp Private Page:
And you can send $500
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Now
Marisol:
No
Johnny Depp Private Page:
What do you want me to do now
Marisol:
I do no comprende
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Really
Marisol:
I am think yu will send me details for to pay, but yu never do
Johnny Depp Private Page:
<<BBVA Account>>
Johnny Depp Private Page: unsent a message

Yes, he actually unsent the message. Doesn't matter. It was reported anyway.

Marisol:
Es en account Americano?
Marisol:
I know these bank en Mexico
Marisol:
Am en Hollywood california USA
Johnny Depp Private Page: replied to you

*Deposit and transfer
Johnny Depp Private Page:
This is Mexico bank account
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Are you sending it now
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Remember to take a screenshot
Marisol:
I am sending the email to mi ex-esposo to make the transfer.
Johnny Depp Private Page:
I'm waiting for you
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Okay
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Remember to take a screenshot
Johnny Depp Private Page:
After making the payment
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Remember to take a screenshot
Marisol:
He say he no send any moneys to Mexico becase he say I am try to send money to mi familia but these is lie for him.
Marisol:
What can I do?
Johnny Depp Private Page:
What is your payment method
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Account name: Cheryl <Snipped>
Account number: <Snipped> 8234
Routing no. 122100024
Chase bank
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Use this one
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Marisol:
Bank'
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Yes
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Account name: Cheryl <Snipped> Account number: <Snipped> 8234
Chase bank
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Can you send it now
Johnny Depp Private Page:
You have to make the payment today
Johnny Depp Private Page:
It is not much
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Marisol:
I am email mi ex-esposo to pay but I must have mi bathe now.
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Okay
Johnny Depp Private Page:
Remember to take a screenshot

[bware419ers]

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Emma Watsons

You're friends on Facebook
Lives in Los Angeles, California

Hermione Wannabe: Hello how are you doing
Marisol: Ay caramba. I think mi heart is ticking so many times these now
Yesterday at 3:28 PM
Wed 3:28 PM
Marisol: I ❤ yu en the harry potter!
Marisol: How do yu learn all the potion?
Hermione Wannabe:
Wow that's really cool
Hermione Wannabe: Meanwhile where are you really from and we're do you live
Hermione Wannabe: Thanks for the follow back I care of my fan and true lovely in my heart
Marisol: I am born Mexico but live en Hollywood California USA for past 40 year
Hermione Wannabe:
Wow that's is pretty good to hear
Hermione Wannabe: What's you occupation
Marisol: I do no work
Marisol: Mi ex-esposo pay mi
Hermione Wannabe: Are you still married
Hermione Wannabe: Or single
Marisol: Divorce
Marisol: How is yu marriage?
Hermione Wannabe: No as you really think it
Marisol: Explain me. I no comprende
Marisol: Is Ron no nice to yu? Do yu steel have fillings for Harry?
Hermione Wannabe: Yes you can still download it from the Internet
Marisol: Yes but explain mi of what yu say of yu marriage
Hermione Wannabe: Do you really like that baby
Marisol: I do no have any babys.
Hermione Wannabe:
Okay
Hermione Wannabe: Okay hopefully and will are good friends we talk about and better about ourselves
Marisol: Yes I think I agree with these so mucho
Hermione Wannabe: Yoo
Hermione Wannabe: What are your favorite meal
Marisol: Mole. Yu?
Hermione Wannabe: Macaroni and cheese
Marisol: kk
Marisol: Can we talk better about ourselfs?
Hermione Wannabe: What do you really love about relationships
And how do you love to have a relationship
Marisol: I have only have 1 relationship and I am now divorce after 40 years.
Marisol: I love a relationship where the man can be faith full and to always be honest. A man who does no hit me no more unless I am no submissive. A man who can please me en the bed room y does no want to sexo the little girls. A man who do no want the kids. A man who es happy with JESUS CHRISTOS.
Marisol: Y yu?
Hermione Wannabe: I also love a man that's is true speaking and caring for me trust and respect the fact I'm his wife
Marisol: ❤
Hermione Wannabe:
Marisol: A amiga (that es a friend) she divorce her husband of 25 year and now she say she en love with an other woman! Can yu be live? Yu no what they say en hollywood Mila Kunis may be a friend with benefit but that can no stop her from licking the black swan
Hermione Wannabe: Okay you don't work how much do you get pay MI ex esposo pay
Marisol: He pay $300K USD
Hermione Wannabe: Every weekend
Marisol: Month
Hermione Wannabe: Okay it better then nothing
Marisol: Yes. He is only a movie producer, no a big star like yu

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Brad Pitt's Box:
Musician/band

Brad Pitt's Box: Hi Marisol! Please let us know how we can help you.
Marisol: So guapo!
Marisol: So hand some
Brad Pitt's Box: Thanks so much Honey
Marisol: The pleasure es owned by mi!
Brad Pitt's Box: How are you doing?
Marisol: Fine y yu?
Brad Pitt's Box: Am good where are you from
Marisol: Mexico originale but I live en USA now
Brad Pitt's Box: That's awesome
Marisol: Are yu the real Brad Pitt?
Brad Pitt's Box: Lol am the real brad Pitt by the special grace of God no one can take my place
Marisol: How can I no for certain?
Brad Pitt's Box: I know many people are using my name and my profile but I believe the God I serve will still help me gain my fans back
Marisol: Yu lost yur fans? Do yu think it was becase Angelina es a witch?
Marisol: O do yu think es becase of Jennifer y she is an angel y maybe yu do her wrong? These es the time yu make mi so unhappy with yu
Brad Pitt's Box: I don't blame any of them
Brad Pitt's Box: Its Fate
Brad Pitt's Box: I know things will still go well
Marisol: What did Jennifer Aniston do wrong with yu? She is so adorables
Brad Pitt's Box: Honey its really a long story which I don't want to talk about both gennifer and Angelina
Marisol: Honey? Yu make mi blush
Brad Pitt's Box: Really?
Marisol: I think yu say these to all the lady
Brad Pitt's Box: I never found any woman who would love me for who I am not for my fame and most of them come claim to love me but they want my money only
Brad Pitt's Box: No one will believe that I no longer have money
Marisol: I have always luv yu for yu fame and how pretty yu are. I do no care of yu money. I do no need it jaja
Marisol: Yu lost yu money? How? Was it that George Clooney?
Marisol: I no he is no good and takes money from all hes friend
Marisol: Are yu there mi pretty?
Brad Pitt's Box: Am here am just sad right now
Marisol: Why yu am sad right now? Do I no make yu happy?
Brad Pitt's Box: You remind me things that hurts me honey
:eyeroll:
Marisol: When yu call mi honey I fill happy en mi funny spot jajaja
Brad Pitt's Box: Really
Brad Pitt's Box: You want me to keep calling you that?
Marisol: It makes me so sweety en there
Brad Pitt's Box: Honey so tell me more about you
Marisol: Am Marisol. I am born en Mexico y I meet mi ex-esposo en mi village when he is making a movie. We fall so en love y he make mi his wife and bring mi to the USA for to live these past 40 o more years. But, I find hem with his college intern y now we divorcio y I am single
Brad Pitt's Box: Your husband cheated on you?
Marisol: Yes. I find it es many many tiempose
Marisol: With many yung girls
Brad Pitt's Box: That's so bad honey
Marisol: Et es ok
Marisol: Mi, how yu say, therapiosta? She tell mi I work on myslef to make mi a better mi!
Brad Pitt's Box: Yes
Brad Pitt's Box: So what do you do for a living?
Marisol: Jaja
Marisol: I have never work
Brad Pitt's Box: Why??
Marisol: Mi ex-esposo wood no let mi.
Brad Pitt's Box: How do you pay bills
Marisol: I do no. Mi ex-esposo pay. Court orders
Brad Pitt's Box: How much does he pay you?
Marisol: He pay mi $300,000 USD each month for chopping y things. Plus he pay mi staff y for the houses
Brad Pitt's Box: Really that's a lot
Marisol: I do no think so.
Brad Pitt's Box: Its much for you honey
I can see you don't have much bills to pay
Marisol: After the chopping, dinings, the chef, maid, jardiner, plants, gasolina, etc, es only like $25,000 left over each month. Es no mucho for the savings,.
Marisol: Et es the chopping mi dear
Marisol: I must have mi jewelry, choos, y, cloths.
Brad Pitt's Box: That's good
Marisol: Yes.
Brad Pitt's Box: Honey is there anything more that you wish to tell me about you?
Marisol: I have only been with the 1 man
Marisol: Tell mi how yu lose all yu moneys?
Brad Pitt's Box: Honey I had to share 50% of my property with my first wife Jennifer after divorce and the out of the 50% left I still had to share half with Angelina after divorce having me left with nothing much
Marisol: Yu do no have the pre-nupchial?
Brad Pitt's Box: No
Marisol:
Brad Pitt's Box: But its fine I believe the God I serve will still strengthen me
Marisol: Es the Catholico god?
Brad Pitt's Box: Yes
Marisol: ❤❤
Marisol: Yu get mi deep down en the brad pitt of mi heart!
Brad Pitt's Box: Honey is there any other app we could chat on?
Marisol: What do yu mean?
Brad Pitt's Box: My management are monitoring my chats here but its fine if you don't have any other app

There it is. The lad just doesn't know how long the profile will be up, so time to switch to something the lad can control.

Marisol: Wait do yu mean en the telefono?
Brad Pitt's Box: Yes
Brad Pitt's Box: Like Zangi
Brad Pitt's Box: Or Google chat
Marisol: I have the goggle I think
Brad Pitt's Box: Can you send me your mail
Marisol:
marisol1999 (at) gmail dot com
Brad Pitt's Box: I will message just now

He did. Marisol did not respond.

Brad Pitt's Box: Honey are you there?
Marisol: Yes
Brad Pitt's Box: What are you doing
Marisol: Buying a puppy
Brad Pitt's Box: Honey get one for me
Brad Pitt's Box: Lol
Marisol: Yes I think am getting two they are so cheep
Brad Pitt's Box: How much for one?
Marisol: $
Marisol: 500
Brad Pitt's Box: So you are getting 2
Marisol: May be
Brad Pitt's Box: Can I ask for something?
Marisol: I think yu did
Brad Pitt's Box: Can you snap the picture of the puppy when you have purchased it?
Brad Pitt's Box: Are you there?
Marisol: Yes
Brad Pitt's Box: And you are not replying me
Marisol: I am trying to buy the puppys
Brad Pitt's Box: You haven't gotten them since?
Marisol: We have work en it for 6 horas
Marisol: es many decisiones
Brad Pitt's Box: OK once you are through let me know
Marisol: KK. I will be back. The puppy seller want mi to pay with gift card so I need to contact mi ex-esposo to buy these.
Brad Pitt's Box: Who is the puppy seller?
Brad Pitt's Box: Is it online you are getting it?
Marisol: Yes. It is a private seller
Brad Pitt's Box: Don't send him the card honey thats a scammer
Marisol: What do yu means?
Brad Pitt's Box: Those online sellers will just scam you of your money and won't deliver the puppies to you
Marisol: No I think these es real.
Brad Pitt's Box: Let's see your chats
Marisol:
K.Brad Pitt's Box: Am waiting

I was actually working on transcribing the puppy scammer's chat to post up here, but I noticed something odd. The scammer had been using the "reply to" for a message and in my browser, this dialogue had all disappeared. This may have happened because the profile blocked Marisol. Anyway, it was safe to copy and paste to the lad, because there wasn't much there.

Marisol:

Frank Nelson
Today at 10:17 AM
10:17 AM
Frank
Frank Nelson
Today at 10:39 AM
10:39 AM
Marisol
Yes!
You can now message and call each other and see info like Active Status and when you've read messages.
Frank
Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
California yu?
Marisol
Habla espanol?
Marisol
O prefiere Ingles?
Someone replied to you
Frank Nelson
Marisol
Ok. Do yu have fotos of the puppys?
Frank
Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
kk
Marisol
Can I si them?
Frank
Frank
Frank
Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
Oh. Am sorry. These are no right for mi
Frank
Frank
Frank
Frank
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Frank Nelson
Marisol
These es mucho better. These es cute. The first set is to ugly
Marisol
These one. How mucho?
Marisol
Someone replied to you
Frank Nelson
Marisol
It includes delivery?
Someone replied to you
Frank Nelson
Marisol
Is these a boy o girl?
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Frank Nelson
Marisol
Papeles?
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Frank Nelson
Marisol
Am sorry ... papers? Certificados?
Someone replied to you
Frank
Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
Perfecto.
Marisol
What part of australia these puppy ship from?
Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
Can she eat vegymite yet?
Someone replied to you
Frank
Frank
Frank
Frank Nelson
Today at 11:55 AM
11:55 AM
Marisol
Hollywood
Someone replied to you
Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
So she is no Austrian?
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Frank Nelson
Marisol
When es she availabel?
Someone replied to you
Frank
Frank
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Frank Nelson
Marisol
What es ?
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Frank Nelson
Marisol
Yes I see these where you write it. What es ?
Marisol
Also do these puppy have warranty?
Frank
Frank Nelson
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Frank Nelson
Marisol
And tell mi of the warranty?
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Frank Nelson
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Marisol
Are yu the same as <Another FB Scammer that had copy and pasted exactly what this lad had, regarding vaccinations and lineage.>
Log into Facebook
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Frank Nelson
Marisol
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Frank Nelson
Marisol
They write me the same thing. Exacto.
Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
O
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Frank Nelson
Marisol
I say O
Marisol
As en I comprende yu
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Frank Nelson
Marisol
Es no worry. How can I pay ?
Someone replied to you
Frank Nelson
Marisol
It es usualamente bank to bank
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Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
It es the fastest. O I can pay cash or cheque when the puppys es deliver to me.
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Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
No what es these?
Marisol
Mi ex-esposo handles all the paying
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Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
No
Someone replied to you
Frank Nelson
Marisol
I think en these momento
Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
Are yu ready for mi to make they payments?
Someone replied to you
Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
kk. so et es no for now
Someone replied to you
Frank Nelson
Marisol
Tell mi when et es YES!
Someone replied to you
Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
Yu already tell mi. Tell mi when is time for to pay!
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Frank Nelson
Marisol
I can no
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Frank Nelson
When do you want to make the payment so I can send you my bank details
Marisol
When yu send mi the bank detail
Marisol
As they say en Hollywood, Yu chust can no pay until the whos on first es done. Yu no?
Someone replied to you
Frank Nelson
Marisol
When yu send mi the bank detail
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Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
Yes. I do no no him. Many mens send mi the requesto y say they en love with mi, but they only want moneys.
Frank
Frank Nelson
Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
KK.
Frank
Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
Kkk
Marisol
I no do these
Marisol
I find an other dogs
Someone replied to you
Frank Nelson
Marisol
kk
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Frank Nelson
Marisol
That es fine.
Marisol
I can pay cash or cheque when the delivery es here
Someone replied to you
Frank Nelson
Marisol
Yu can send the informacciones y I can try
Someone replied to you
Frank Nelson
Marisol
kk
Someone replied to you
Frank Nelson
Today at 1:28 PM
1:28 PM
Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
Yes yu ask mi these, but it says the app is for the telefono. I am no en the telefono. Am en the computadora
Someone replied to you
Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
Yu want mi to go to the poor peoples store?
Marisol
I will ask mi ex-esposo of these
Someone replied to you
Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
I will ask mi ex esposo to de these
Someone replied to you
Frank Nelson
Marisol
kk
Frank
Frank Nelson
Today at 1:54 PM
1:54 PM
Marisol
How can yu send a card thru fotos?
Someone replied to you
Frank Nelson
Marisol
Snap the card en 2 peaces? How does that go en a foto?
Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
Like the street sellers en Las Vegas?
Someone replied to you
Frank Nelson
Marisol
K
Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
And what es the paypal for paying?
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Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
No. I am sitting at mi computadora. Mi ex-esposo say he has a Paypla
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Frank
Frank Nelson
Marisol
No
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Frank Nelson
Marisol
Yes, but yu have no send the informaccion for paying
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Frank Nelson
Marisol
Yes I am letting yu
Frank
Frank Nelson
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Brad Pitt's Box:
You can see this is scam
Brad Pitt's Box:
Honey don't send him any card or any PayPal
Brad Pitt's Box:
He just wants to ripp you off your money
Brad Pitt's Box: If you want to get a puppy you go and get it physically

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Liam neeson
liam.neeson.120171

Lying Nelson: Hello sweetie how are you doing
Marisol: OH DIOS MIO! YU ARE THE REAL LAME NEESON?
Lying Nelson: Yes darling it's me
Marisol: How can I no?
Lying Nelson: Baby I don't have to explain myself to you


Off to a good start, eh?

Marisol: Oh. I think yu are a nice man, but I think yu maybe do not have these manners as one of yu particular set of skills
Lying Nelson: Where are you from
Marisol: I am born en Mexico but live en Hollywood now
Lying Nelson: Are you married
Marisol: Divorce
Lying Nelson: Can I see your picture
Marisol:
Lying Nelson: You look so young why did you divorce your husband
Marisol: I am born en Mexico y I meet mi ex-esposo en mi village when he is making a movie. We fall so en love y he make mi his wife and bring mi to the USA for to live these past 40 o more years. But, I find hem with his college intern y now we divorcio y I am single. I find he have the sexo with many of the little girls en the years pasado. I wait to see him in the listo Einstein.
Lying Nelson: Can you give me your number
Marisol: No becase he tracks all mi calls for telefono.
Marisol: Yu can call him y ask permiccion
Lying Nelson: You are divorced he doesn't have power anymore
Marisol: He pays all the bills
Lying Nelson: You need to go back to him because you are not divorced
Marisol: I talk to mi therapista of these y she helps mi work on these
Marisol: Yes. We go to the court and they sine the papers.
Lying Nelson: Then why is he playing your bills
Marisol: Court orders
Marisol: As they say en hollywood, if yu going to make the godfather, you have to make coppola happy. Yu no?
Marisol: I think maybe yu no him? He is a big time movie producer
Lying Nelson: Do you have a WhatsApp
Marisol: A what app?
Lying Nelson: Yes
Marisol: Es en the kitchen?

Later...

Marisol: What passed?
Lying Nelson: How are you
Marisol: Ready for the beech
Lying Nelson: Oh really
Marisol: Yes. Maybe I be back later
Lying Nelson: Oh darling I will miss you a lot

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Jennifer Jeff
New Facebook Account

JJ with the Money Bae: Hello how are you doing are you interested in getting a baby monkey
Marisol: YES!
Marisol: WHERE ARE YU LOCATE?
JJ with the Money Bae: Okay thanks for being interested would you like a male or female
Marisol: I am looking for 2 male 2 female no relaccion
Marisol: For breeding. The gardneer he just build a monkey coop.
JJ with the Money Bae: Okay so if you're interested I will like to ask you some questions
Marisol: kk
JJ with the Money Bae: if you know from your heart, that you're going to take very good care of my baby then I'd like you to answer these few questions

How old are you......................?
Are you a breeder................?
How many hours do you spend at home per day.....................?
Do you have a yard for them to play on...............?
Are you morally and financially prepared for the monkeys .................?
Are you marry and do have children, if yes are the pets lovers
JJ with the Money Bae: ??
Marisol: 55, not yet but i will like to have them make very many babies, 16-27, yes y the monkey coop es build to the specificacciones of a zoo, yes, no
JJ with the Money Bae: Yes

Marisol: Am lloking for 4, 2 boy 2 girl no relaccion. How long until they are how you say...sexual mature?
JJ with the Money Bae: I will answer your question later not now okay
JJ with the Money Bae: So where are you located
<<Missed audio call>>
Marisol: California, Hollywood
JJ with the Money Bae: Palmdale, CA
JJ with the Money Bae: My monkey are real and i am a real and honest person just looking for a loving and caring home for them If you have made up your mind to have the monkey home know that i will deliver the monkey to you , I have no interest in your money , don't get me wrong , i work hard for a living and can't hurt people for money. They may be some bad people in the world but certainly not everybody in the world is bad.I am not selling the monkey i am simple giving them out for an adoption fee and you only have to cover the shipping expenses and paper work. They are like my children so i can't sale them. Sorry if you have misunderstood or taken me for another person of which i am not.
JJ with the Money Bae: ???
Marisol: KK
Marisol: How many monkey yu have y when can the reach sexual maturity? Do they like to be video?
JJ with the Money Bae: No the haven't reached to make video
JJ with the Money Bae: And also the are 11 weeks old and also being friends with children
Marisol: How manys?
JJ with the Money Bae: I have 4
Marisol: Male or female?
JJ with the Money Bae: I do have male and female
Marisol: I take all 4. I hope es 3 female y 1 male yes?
JJ with the Money Bae: Yes so when are you going to be ready for the baby
Marisol: The gardeneer has all ready build the moneky house with the beds y video camera y he has the website ready so I take any day.
JJ with the Money Bae: Okay so I will like to inform you about the baby documents
Marisol: Yes
JJ with the Money Bae: Okay
JJ with the Money Bae: You have to make a down payment of $200 so we reserve the monkey from other inquiries and also get everything ready so you pick up the monkey as you get here.
Note: your deposit is fully refundable in case you change your mind or monkey isn't what you're looking for.
What method of payment do you use?
Marisol: Can yu deliver? Y es the male nuetral?
Marisol: The fee is no problemo. I can pay the full
Okay. Which payment method do you use and I will deliver the baby
JJ with the Money Bae: Also I will be needing your address and phone number to locate you
Marisol: I can pay cash, cheque, or bank transfer
Marisol: Mi address es <snipped> los angeles ca 90210.I can give yu el numero for telfono of mi animal manager k? He es over see the taking care of the monekey. He es name Lenny
JJ with the Money Bae: Okay so don't you have any other payment method
Marisol: No. The court limit how I can pay be case mi ex-esposo es responsible for all mi bills
JJ with the Money Bae: Okay
Marisol: Es kk?
JJ with the Money Bae: Do you have zelle
JJ with the Money Bae: Or cash app
JJ with the Money Bae: ???
Marisol: I can try these 2
JJ with the Money Bae: So which of them above would you like to proceed with
JJ with the Money Bae: ???
Marisol: I do no no. Can yu send the two and I try?
JJ with the Money Bae: Okay so how much do you want to deposit right now
JJ with the Money Bae: 200 right
Marisol: What es the total?
JJ with the Money Bae: $500
Marisol: Can I pay these? Maybe half to each?
JJ with the Money Bae: Okay so how much
Marisol: 4 monkeys y each es $500USd? I pay $1000USD to one zelle y $1000USD to cash?
JJ with the Money Bae: So are you going to make the deposit now on zelle
JJ with the Money Bae: ??
JJ with the Money Bae: Yeah, correct. You will first try to do the transfer via Zelle for the $1000
JJ with the Money Bae: ???
Marisol: I was going to have both payment made en the same time
Marisol: Do yu not want mi to pay the full amount?
JJ with the Money Bae: No, you will first send $500 via Zelle when it's received before you can do the rest
JJ with the Money Bae: Just let me know if you are ready to make the payment so I can send our Zelle details!
JJ with the Money Bae: ???
Marisol: No yet
JJ with the Money Bae: So when are you going to proceed
JJ with the Money Bae: ???
Marisol: When are yu sending the informaccion?
JJ with the Money Bae: Before I send you the information you have send me your full name, address @mail , and number
JJ with the Money Bae: I think I all ready give yu these
JJ with the Money Bae: And your State
Marisol: CALIFORNIA
JJ with the Money Bae: Okay
JJ with the Money Bae: You're telephone number
Marisol: <<Lenny's number>>
JJ with the Money Bae: Okay when am done with the documents I will get back to you and also have to make a deposit of that
Marisol: Deposit where?
JJ with the Money Bae: To documents office
Marisol: Yu have no tell mi where to pay
JJ with the Money Bae: If you're interested seriously am going to send the account details to you right away
JJ with the Money Bae: And I have to call and get the details
JJ with the Money Bae: (???
Marisol: I do no comprende. Are yu send to mi to pay?
JJ with the Money Bae: Yes
Marisol: Do yu no when be case I have a appointment for mi nails
JJ with the Money Bae: If you make the payment and we work on everything maybe tomorrow you can get all the baby
JJ with the Money Bae: ???
Marisol: No I ask do yu no when yu send the informacciones for mi to pay be case I have an appointment to have mi nails did
JJ with the Money Bae: Yes I think today
JJ with the Money Bae: Should I send you the information to pay the bill??
Marisol: Only if yu want mi to pay these
JJ with the Money Bae: Yes I want you to pay
JJ with the Money Bae: Should I send you the payment details??
Marisol: It will be mush easy for mi to pay these way
JJ with the Money Bae: Yes
JJ with the Money Bae: Zelle payment will be much easier
JJ with the Money Bae: And also you the amount right $500
JJ with the Money Bae: ???
Marisol: I do no no
Marisol: Now nada es easy.
JJ with the Money Bae: I don't understand
JJ with the Money Bae: Should I send you the payment details
Marisol: I think it es the only way
JJ with the Money Bae: Okay
Marisol: It es like they say en Hollywood, On pay day who isn't getting paid until the ball goes from today to tomorrow
JJ with the Money Bae: How much do you have
JJ with the Money Bae: You can still send $200 for the documents
JJ with the Money Bae: Is that ok with you
Marisol: I have all of it but I can no send any of it
JJ with the Money Bae: Okay
Marisol: Yu have never tell me where to pay
JJ with the Money Bae: Zelle you will pay on zelle payment method
Marisol: But yu send the informaccion?
JJ with the Money Bae: Do you want to call me
JJ with the Money Bae: Hold on when am done I will give you my number
Marisol: So I am not to pay? These is so hurting mi en the brian.
JJ with the Money Bae: Can I ask you something
JJ with the Money Bae: Do you want to really pay for the baby
Marisol: I have try to pay yu for so long but yu refuse to tell mi ware to pay!
Marisol: Do yu really want mi to pay for the babys?
JJ with the Money Bae: Yes
JJ with the Money Bae: You have to pay on zelle
Marisol: I casnnot
JJ with the Money Bae: I don't understand
Marisol: I can no
JJ with the Money Bae: Please can you come clear
Marisol: I can no pay on zelle be case you have no tell mi where to pay on zelle.
Marisol: Hold en. I rite en espanich y use the goggle to translate
Marisol: kk?
JJ with the Money Bae: Can you pay on cash app
Marisol: I have tried to explain this to you time without ending. I cannot pay to your zelle account because you have never sent me the information for your zelle account. Hopefully, this is clear to you. I would like to pay all of it, but you have refused. I cannot beg to pay you anymore. Maybe, instead, I should find a seller that has an actual bank account or wants to be paid and provides the needed.
JJ with the Money Bae:
Marisol: No
JJ with the Money Bae: Please hold on
JJ with the Money Bae: I understand you
JJ with the Money Bae: Here's our Business Zelle
Email: <snipped>@gmail.com
Name: <snipped>
JJ with the Money Bae: You can go ahead and pay to our Zelle. Just let me know when you done
JJ with the Money Bae: ??
Marisol: I will email these informaccion to mi ex-esposo to pay
JJ with the Money Bae: Okay thanks when you're done please send me the screenshot and the receipt
JJ with the Money Bae: When you're done let me know
JJ with the Money Bae: ??
JJ with the Money Bae: Still waiting
Marisol: Same
JJ with the Money Bae: Have you sent the money
Marisol: I have send the informaccion to mi ex-esposo
JJ with the Money Bae: Está bien, dile que debería enviarte el recibo de la transacción y capturarlo y enviarme la pantalla.
JJ with the Money Bae: ???
Marisol: kk
JJ with the Money Bae: Yeah
JJ with the Money Bae: When will your partner be doing the payment? So I'll know when to proceed.
Marisol: Oh, he is no mi partner. He is mi ex-esposo
JJ with the Money Bae: De acuerdo, dile que haga el pago para que podamos prepararnos del bebé y comenzar a venir.
JJ with the Money Bae: <Missed audio call>>
JJ with the Money Bae: <Missed audio call>>

[bware419ers]

Brad's Pitts, from here: viewtopic.php?p=26586#p26549

Brad Spits: Hello honey are you there?
Marisol: Yes
Brad Spits: Honey you refused to reply my messages since what happened?
Marisol: I was no en mi computadora. You were write! It was a scam.
Brad Spits: I told you honey
Brad Spits: Did you send him the card?
Marisol: NO!
Brad Spits: Better so tell me how did you find out it's scam?
Marisol: I remember I have these they give to the peoples over 50: https://www.aarp.org/money/scams-fraud/ ... d-payment/
Protect Yourself and Loved Ones from Gift Card Payment Scams
Marisol: Also, yu tell mi y why wood Brad Pitts every lie to mi?
Brad Spits: Honey can I tell you more about this information about gift card payments?
Marisol: Oh yes mr bradd!
Brad Spits: One I will let you know that gift card payments Is not scam
If it should be scam the federal government could have banned the sales of gift cards from stores
Brad Spits: Its true that most of the scam occurrence is by cards so don't let that false information make you think that gift card payments is scam OK?
Brad Spits: Secondly buying of living things on internet are all scams that's the reason why you should buy anything it is you need physically
Marisol: kk
Brad Spits: So honey you should be careful of site you get information from
Everyone now chooses to come up with one thing or the other to make everything look bad
Marisol: Yes es so very true. I can no trust no bodys yust like mi ex-esposo y his little girls.
Brad Spits: Yes honey so in case you would want anything that you don't understand you just message me directly
Marisol: Wow but yu es so busy en the movies
Brad Spits: Am no longer busy in the movies anymore honey that's why am suffering
Marisol: How are yu surferring?
Brad Spits: Honey you won't understand
Marisol: Yes I no I am only a women and can never under stand all a man go threw. Mi ex-esposo tell me these so many time.
Brad Spits: Honey its not like that
Honey many people thinks we gain a lot money from acting and you know that's not true
Brad Spits: My life is been monitored and controlled by my management
Marisol: Yes. Mi ex-esposo es the movie producer y he make all the moneys. He always try to,,,how you say...flock over the actor?
Brad Spits: Yes
Marisol: Am sorry for yu
Brad Spits: Its fine honey
Brad Spits: Can I have a beautiful picture from you honey
Marisol: <<Typical Profile Pic>>
Brad Spits: Honey you don't have another one
Marisol: I do no.
Brad Spits: Snap new one now
Marisol: I can no. These es the only foto I have en these computadora. I have no camera y last year the puta of mi ex-esposa steal all mi fotos and make fake profiles en Face, Twitter, and all over the internet en the bad places. So I do no take any fotos no more. I am so very sorry mr bradd
Brad Spits: OK honey you are using a computer?
Marisol: Yes
Brad Spits: That's awesome
Marisol: These old thing es no awe some jajaja. Es so slow some day
Brad Spits: Get yourself a phone honey
Marisol: Mi ex esposo will no pay for these
Marisol: I have one y he watch all mi calls y he call EVERY ONE I talk to.
Marisol: I have the land line telefono y only people he no can call.
Brad Spits: You have enough money you to get a phone you can't be letting your ex pay for everything
Marisol: Court orders
Marisol: He must pay for all mi things be case he bring mi to these country when I am having very little years y he never allow mi to work
Brad Spits: Honey even if court should order a phone cost not higher than $5000 and he pays you $300,000 monthly so out of it you can get a phone
Marisol: I do no think yu comprende mi
Marisol: He will no pay for it. Even if I buy no new choos o I no eat, he will no pay for it.
Brad Spits: Am sorry to interfere I end here
Marisol: Y if he do, he call every persona who call
Brad Spits: You can pay someone to get a phone for you
Marisol: Y how do i tell mi ex-esposo to pay some one when he will ask why?
Brad Spits: Then your ex should get you the phone
Marisol: kk
Marisol: Can we talk of some thing else?
Brad Spits: Later honey am busy now
Marisol: Oh, i think yu are no busy en the movies and have time for your fan. Mi apolojies

Another day...

Brad Spits: Hello
Brad Spits: Are you there honey
Marisol: Yes I am here
Brad Spits: You stopped replying my messages
Marisol: No I have answer every uno
Brad Spits: Honey you don't love me anymore?
Marisol: Please show mi where I say these. I do no like it when the peoples put the words en mi mouth. Mi ex-esposo do these all the time, but I can say mi own words. Yu no how they say en hollywood only Quentin Tarantino can write Pulp Ficcion.
Brad Spits: Honey but I guess you don't have my time nowadays
Have been waiting here for you all dat
Brad Spits: Day
Marisol: I was en the Church. Yu do no go to the church?
Brad Spits: My car broke down so I didn't go to church
Marisol: Yu only have the 1 cars? Y also, y do yu no think I go to church and yu put the words en mi moth? I do no like these. It es importante a man es nice to the womans.
Brad Spits: Am sorry for that honey
Brad Spits: I was just bothered
Marisol: Yu were brothered be case I go to the Church?
Marisol: Hmmm
Brad Spits: No I was bothered that you didn't reply my text Honey
Marisol: I can no reply yu text when I am en the Church silly
Marisol: Jajaja. Yu make me laff so mucho mr. brad pitts
Marisol: Kk. I can see yu es busy agains. I go to the after church lunch now. Maybe we chart more laters.
Brad Spits: Going to church again?
Marisol: I say I go to the lunch
Brad Spits: OK honey let's not talk about this again
Brad Spits: ?
Brad Spits: I thought you were going to come back here, I miss you and I need to talk to you soon

[bware419ers]

More fake Liam Neeson from viewtopic.php?t=6871#p26555

Lying Nelson: Hello sweetie how are you doing
Marisol: excelente! yu?
Lying Nelson: I miss you a lot
Lying Nelson: Am good
Lying Nelson: How was your night
Marisol: WOW. Yu do not relly no mi but I ❤ it
Marisol: very fine. i watch yu movie
Lying Nelson: Really wow
Lying Nelson: Since the day I set my eyes on you I have never been myself
Marisol: Why do yu say these?
Lying Nelson: I want you to give me a chance in your life
Lying Nelson: I think I have found my soul mate
Marisol: But yu have a wife
Lying Nelson: No I don't my wife died in the year 2009
Marisol: I did no no these. I am so sorry. Yu must be so lonelys.
Lying Nelson: Yes darling am so lonely
Lying Nelson: Baby please give me a chance
Lying Nelson: My instincts tells me you are the right one for me
Marisol: As they say en hollywood a fool says no to harvey weinstein but they remain clean
Marisol: I think I have to give yu the chanse
Lying Nelson: Thank you darling
Lying Nelson: Baby where are you now
Marisol: I am en the conservatory
Lying Nelson: Where baby
Lying Nelson: At your work place
Marisol: En mi home. I do no work
Lying Nelson: Oh okay darling
Lying Nelson: How do you earn a living
Lying Nelson: Baby how do you feed or pay your bills
Marisol: Mi ex-esposa.
Marisol: He must.
Marisol: Court orders
Lying Nelson: Baby do you get any money for your self
Marisol: All the moneys es for my selfs
Lying Nelson: Baby what do you mean
Marisol: I mean all the moneys es for mi
Lying Nelson: Which money
Lying Nelson: Baby you are not saying anything
Marisol: Am sorry. I was charting with mi amiga
Marisol: All the money mi ex-esposo pay es for mi
Marisol: Yu comprende?
January 13 at 12:49 PM
Sat 12:49 PM
Lying Nelson: How are you
Marisol: Excelente! Y yu?
January 13 at 8:43 PM
Sat 8:43 PM
Lying Nelson: Am so good
Yesterday at 12:34 PM
Sun 12:34 PM
Marisol: I ❤ these for yu
Yesterday at 12:50 PM
Sun 12:50 PM
Lying Nelson: I miss you a lot
Marisol: Oh same same mi deer mr neeson!
Lying Nelson: Baby am not feeling well
Marisol: Oh. I was thinking yu was so good?
Lying Nelson: Am having headache my head hurts so bad I wish you were here
Marisol: So i can go to the cabinet for medicina y get yu the aspirinas?
Marisol: Yu can do it mr neesons. Yu can make it to the cabinet for the medicinas. Yu are so very strong.
Lying Nelson: Baby I can't even stand up from the bed
Lying Nelson: Don't worry I will be fine okay
Marisol: Do yu remembers en the one movie where yu craw with the snakes and the bad mens shoot they pistolas at yu so many times? Yu do it then y yu can do it now mi especial baby.
Marisol: I no yu have the strengths be case yu are such a strong mans. Yu only need the womans to remind yu. Do it for mi. Yu can do it.
Lying Nelson: Baby that was just movie they are just acting
Marisol: O
Marisol: I am thinking yu are so strong
Marisol: These is no yu?
Marisol: I do no what to think
Lying Nelson: Baby am a strong person
Lying Nelson: I will just have to try my love
Lying Nelson: But my head hurts so bad
Marisol: Yu can no even walk o crawl to the cabinets of medicina be case yu have a pain en the heads. I think may be yu es no strong.
Lying Nelson: Baby don't worry I will be fine okay
Marisol: May be yu shuld call yu doctors. Maybe yu how yu say <juevos> need to be examen.
Marisol: I go pray en these be case every think I think of mr liam neesons may no more be true.
Marisol: I think may be mi hole world is fall a part now.
Marisol: I hope yu find yu strength en yu to bi a real mans. I pray these now.
Marisol: May be es better if yu close yu computadora so yu brains no more hurting
Lying Nelson: I pray so too
Marisol: I go leave yu for now sense yu head make it so yu can no do any things.
Lying Nelson: Baby I want you to do something for me
Marisol: What es these? I am no there so I can no get the aspirinas.
Marisol: kk. yu no answer mi so may be yu go crawl to the cabinet de medicina. I hope yu get to fill more betterer!
Lying Nelson: Baby just get me an apple gift card
Lying Nelson: So I can get my meds please
Marisol: Yu do no have moneys?
Lying Nelson: My management takes care of my money
Lying Nelson: They don't let me have any
Marisol: I think yu shuld fire yu managerment
Lying Nelson: How are you doing
Marisol: kk
Lying Nelson: I miss you a lot
Marisol: For why?
Lying Nelson: Is it a crime to miss you
Lying Nelson: You didn't even ask me how is my health
Marisol: I can see yu are no the morning persona y some time wake en the bad mood. Like mi ex-esposo.
Marisol: Es no crime. How is yu health?
Lying Nelson: Fine
Marisol: kk
Marisol: same
Lying Nelson: Baby please can you get me the card
Marisol: I will ask mi ex-esposo
Lying Nelson: You will ask who darling
Marisol: what?
Marisol: Who>
Lying Nelson: You said you will ask ex esposo
Lying Nelson: What does that mean
Marisol: It means I ask mi ex-esposo to buy the gift card
Lying Nelson: Who is mi ex esposo
Marisol: The man I was marry to for 40 year. Hes name es Mr. Marisol
Marisol: He es a movie producer I think yu no him
Lying Nelson: Is he gonna buy the card
Marisol: I will ask him to buy it for yu
Lying Nelson: Baby just go to Walmart or supermarket and get the card
Lying Nelson: Baby go to work Walmart okay ask them for apple gift
Lying Nelson: Card

And then, Lying Nelson became "Facebook user" and Messenger said: "This person is unavailable on Messenger."

[bware419ers]

More Emma Watsons from viewtopic.php?p=26595#p26548

Saturday
Emmas Watson: How are you doing
Marisol: I am excelente! Yu?
Emmas Watson: Pretty good
Emmas Watson: What are you up to
Marisol: Chatting with a man.
Emmas Watson: Cool
Marisol: No. He i think es the creep
Emmas Watson: Okay
Emmas Watson: What did you eat.
Marisol: eggs y beans
Marisol: yu?
Emmas Watson: Noddles and eggs too
Marisol: I no the americanos like they noddles, but it es so heavy for mi
Sunday
Emmas Watson: How are you doing pretty
Marisol: Oh I am excelente! Yu?
Emmas Watson: Pretty good
Marisol: Yu es all ways pretty ms emmas!
Marisol: Did yu go to churchs?
Emmas Watson: Yes I did
Emmas Watson: And you did you attend
Marisol: Of coarse!
Marisol: Can yu tell mi more abut yu? When is yu next movie?
Marisol: Hallo ms emmas
Emmas Watson: How was your service
Marisol: It was excelente!
Today
Emmas Watson: All good
Emmas Watson: What are you up to
Marisol: Charting with MR. BRAD PITT!
Emmas Watson: Okay I see you are busy right now
Marisol: No. I can chart with more peoples
Emmas Watson: Okay that's pretty good
Marisol: Yes
Marisol: what do yu want to chart abut?
Emmas Watson: about a give away
Marisol: O. My charity work? How do yu no I do these with mi church?
Marisol: Are yu no there?
Emmas Watson: I see you like one
Marisol: Yes. I help collect the computadoras, books, cloths, y other goods for the churchs y places for orfans en our misiones en Africa y Asisa
Marisol: It helps the educacion of the childs y spreads the words of God
Marisol: Do yu give away like these?
Emmas Watson: Yes I do that
Marisol: Be case I ask corporaciones y the movie y stars of the television to help with donaciones.
Emmas Watson: And it time now I do my giveaway
Marisol: That is so excelente
Emmas Watson: I do tell my fan to support by sending what they have so I give the orphanage
Marisol: We are gather the goods now to send to 8 country. So many things they do no have
Emmas Watson: Yes I also do that
Marisol: Excelente
Marisol: These week, yu shuld see what we pack for each mision shurch station.
Marisol: church
Marisol: I can see yu are to busy?
Emmas Watson: So how busy
Marisol: I do no comprende
Marisol: Look. These es what we send to the churchs y orfanages these week:
Marisol: 15 MacBook Pro - Courtesy of Apple
15 Laptops - Generously donated by Hewlett Packard
20 iPhones - Courtesy of Warner Brothers Pictures
200 pairs of shoes in various sizes - Donated by Nike
25 School Desks and Chairs - Donated by Office Max
Assorted shirts, socks, shorts, and undergarments - Provided by Under Armour
Bibles and School Books - Donated by Houghton Mifflin
Assorted balls, toys, and dolls - Courtesy of Toys 'R Us
5 Projection Cameras and Screens - Provided by 20th Century Fox
Various non-perishible food items - Donations raised by Our Sister of the Holy Brethren
Marisol: We have 8 locacciones they all must go to. Es very charitable donacciones y very helpfuls
Emmas Watson: Okay dear
Emmas Watson: I was like asking if you have any support to my orphanage home
Marisol: I did no no yu have an orphanage home.
Emmas Watson: Yes the orphanage home I managed
Marisol: Wow. I can ask mi church. Can yu give mi the detales>?
Emmas Watson: Okay that will be really nice
Emmas Watson: At you own personal interest by giving what you have
Marisol: Can yu give me the detales?
Emmas Watson: Okay what do you have to send
Marisol: I think yu send me the detales?
Emmas Watson: Okay hold
Marisol: kk
Emmas Watson: Can I see you now
Marisol: I think yu talk to some one other? I am waiting to help yu
Marisol: Yu mean yu want to meet mi en the church?
Emmas Watson: Alaye
Marisol: No I am Marisol. No Ali
Marisol: Who is Ali?
Emmas Watson: Okay
Marisol: Do yu mean ally like amiga?
Emmas Watson: I mean what do you really have for my homeless family
Marisol: I think yu say orpphanage?
Emmas Watson: Yes that's what I mean
Emmas Watson: If you have anything like money to support them
Marisol: No. Mi ex-esposo has all the money. I work to get donacciones from big compania y Hollywood peoples for these. Then I haps make sure the supplies get there
Emmas Watson: Yes if you really want to make any support by sending the money I will get food and books for them take pictures of the and send it to you
Marisol: I am waiting on yu to send the detales
Emmas Watson: Do you know why I'm waiting for you to tell me what do you have so many people collected the address and they don't send anything support
Marisol: I do no follow what yu write. Explica me.
Emmas Watson: Can you tell me what support do you have
Marisol: Yes, I get regular donacciones from big, big corporacciones like movie studios, technologica company, movie star like yu, other celebrity. I tell them abut the orphanajes y churchs y they make the donacciones for things I requesta.
Marisol: Do yu comprende?
Emmas Watson: Okay that will be nice when you have the package you can tell me to send you the orphanage address
Emmas Watson: They will be grateful and happy for your support
Marisol: I think yu no comprende. I need some informaccion on yu orphanje to give to the donor
Marisol: Yu comprende?
Marisol: When the companias ask what country? UK? What do I say? When they asks how many peoples? What do I says? When they says what do they needs? What do I says?
Emmas Watson: They actually need some phones and some food stuff with some money to get good clothes
Marisol: kk
Emmas Watson: Okay when will I get the reply form you
Marisol: Reply of what?
Emmas Watson:
Marisol: What do yu mean reply?
Emmas Watson: By telling me what they have for my orphan
Marisol: O. They will have no thing now.
Marisol: I need some informaccion on yu orphanje to give to the donor
Marisol: They do no chust give things awya
Emmas Watson: That's why I said what will the donor have
Marisol: I collect all kind of donaccion depending on the orfanage. This week, i have to oversee 8 delivery that have 6 large crate each.
Marisol: These is what we send to those: 15 MacBook Pro - Courtesy of Apple
15 Laptops - Generously donated by Hewlett Packard
20 iPhones - Courtesy of Warner Brothers Pictures
200 pairs of shoes in various sizes - Donated by Nike
25 School Desks and Chairs - Donated by Office Max
Assorted shirts, socks, shorts, and undergarments - Provided by Under Armour
Bibles and School Books - Donated by Houghton Mifflin
Assorted balls, toys, and dolls - Courtesy of Toys 'R Us
5 Projection Cameras and Screens - Provided by 20th Century Fox
Various non-perishible food items - Donations raised by Our Sister of the Holy Brethren
Marisol: But I have no informaccion en yu orphanaje so maybe they do no donate

It really is hard to find a lad that comprendes.

[bware419ers]

I've been slacking here, but the sheer number of puppies, Johnnie Deeps, Emma Watsons, and Tom Hinks are a bit overwhelming and making it difficult to post up with any kind of efficiency.

[bware419ers]

I thought I'd throw my old man character at a few FB scammers.

First up:
KaleyCuoco
kaleycuoco.988559

Not really Penny: Hello darling
Huey: How do I get a fan membership card? Something happened to your other profile.
Not really Penny: The type of fan card you have obtained determines the type of privilege you will benefit from. It constitutes of (1). Regular fan card $500 (2). VIP Card $1000 (3). VVIP Card $2000 and (4). $3,000 special guest card. It all depends on your relationship with The celebrity
Not really Penny: From the amount listed above you can select the amount you're capable of..
Huey: Ok. Is there a website or seomthing?
Huey: What's the difference between each card?
Not really Penny: How much can you afford right now?
The difference is that not same treatment each of them gets
Huey: Can you describe the treatment of each?
Not really Penny: You know like a show, some seats at the back while some gets to seat closer to me
Huey: Ok.
Huey: Then I guess I just want the 4
Not really Penny: Are you sending the $3000 now?
Huey: Not yet.
Not really Penny: When are you sending the $3,000 darling?
Huey: Not until after I know where to send it.
Not really Penny: Do you have cashapp?
Huey: What is that?
Not really Penny: It's an app you can use in sending money
Huey: I don't think I have it, but I can try.
Not really Penny: Can I have your mobile number please?
Huey: You can call me here in my office, but it's a landline. I do not have a cell phone.
Not really Penny: Are you downloading the cashapp now?
Huey: No
Not really Penny: Okay
Huey: It turns out I can call on this facebook.
Huey: But you refused to answer.
Not really Penny: I didn't see any call. I can't make calls on my Facebook
Huey: Ok
Huey: Do you have this cashapp information?
Not really Penny: Have you downloaded it?
Not really Penny: Or do you know how to send money using the Bitcoin machine darling?
Huey: No, but I will have the bank help me. I don't know the website
Not really Penny: You can download the app without the help of the bank darling
Huey: What is the website?
Not really Penny: Do you know how to use the Bitcoin machine baby?
Huey: Never heard of it. I'm old. I'm sorry.
Not really Penny: Just go to your play store or apple store and type cashapp. You will see it there
Really
Huey: Where are those?
Huey: Well, I'm 73 and I fill old.
Not really Penny: Google Bitcoin machine close to you and let me know when you see any Bitcoin machine close to you
Huey: I have never heard of it.
Not really Penny: Do you have the $3,000 on you right now?
Huey: No. Who carries that much money in cash? It's in the vbank
Not really Penny: Okay
Not really Penny: Have you been able to Google the Bitcoin machine close to you?
Huey: None are near me
Not really Penny: Really
Not really Penny: Alright. Go to the bank and see if the can help you with the cashapp
Huey: That's what it said. At least 50 miles away
Not really Penny: Can't you go there?
Huey: Ok. And is there account information?
Huey: No.
Not really Penny: On what?
Not really Penny: Why?
Huey: Cashapp
Huey: Too far
Not really Penny: Have you done the cashapp?
Huey: Never even heard of it
Not really Penny: It's not difficult to set it up darling
Huey: Where do I look on my computer?
Not really Penny: On your phone darling
Not really Penny: Type cashapp on your play store or apple store to download it on your phone
Huey: What is my play or apple store?
Huey: Wait on my phone?
Not really Penny: Yes on your phone
Huey: I think you misunderstand. I do not have one of those cell phones. I'm on a desktop computer.
Not really Penny: Since you can't do the cashapp or Bitcoin machine. Can you get me $500 Apple cards into 6 pieces?
Huey: I use banks dear
Not really Penny: What bank do you have?
Huey: Farmers
Not really Penny: Why can't you get the cards?
Huey: I had a really bad experience with gift cards. I don't want to talk about it. Ok?
Not really Penny: I'm different my darling
Huey: No thanks
Huey: That's EXACTLY what they said.
Huey: They could never lie to me.
Huey: It was 100% risky free.
Not really Penny: If I send bank information now, when will you be sending the $3,000?
Huey: Nope.
Huey: Not until tomorrow
Not really Penny: Why not today?
Huey: My driver is off.
Not really Penny: But the gifts cards are still safe too
Huey: No. they were not
Huey: They asked me to scratch the cards and give them the info on them. Then they instantly stole all my money and I got nothing.
Not really Penny: I'm not like that darling. Once you send me cards, I'm assuring you, you won't regret it
Not really Penny: Why not give me a chance and see for yourself?
Huey: No thank you. Once smitten twice bitten
Not really Penny: What time will you send the money?
Huey: How should I know that?
Not really Penny: What do you mean?
Huey: What time will you eat?
Not really Penny: What does it have to do with the money you sending?
Huey: Well, I have no idea when you might give me bank information to make the transfer. Without that information, how could I possibly even begin to imagine when I might send it>
Not really Penny: Just wish you could send it today my darling
Huey: Are you sending the information today?
Not really Penny: Are you sending the money today?
Huey: Are you sending the information today?
Not really Penny: Okay
Huey: What is okay?
Not really Penny: But if I send you the information, are you sending it now?
Huey: When are you sending the information?
Not really Penny: Sending it now but I just want to know if I send you the information, are you sending the $3,000 now?
Huey: Not this very moment. You have not sent the information.
Not really Penny: Bank name: Woodforest National Bank
Acct name: JXXXXX A g
Acct number: XXXXXX3171
Routing number: 314972853
Bank address: 2200 S McKenzie St, Foley, AL 36535
Not really Penny: That's the bank information darling