1 little Mila.
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Mila: Hello beloved fans
I love how we start off so personable.
Mila: How are you doing
Sal: Do you really want to know?
Mila: Yes dear
Sal: I've had better weeks
Mila: Okay dear
Sal: Yeah
Mila: Where are you chatting from dear
Sal: And I thought I was getting your membership card too but the page doesn't seem to be working, so...
Figured we should jump right in to getting an account.
Sal: My office
Mila: Yes dear
Mila: So when are you getting it ?
Sal: Well, I was waiting on you to send the bank account info so I could make the payment
Sal: When are you sending that
Mila: Okay so how much are you sending?
Sal: The full $13,000
Mila: Okay dear
Mila: But wear are you located now
Mila: Are you paying in dollars?
Sal: I'm American like you
Mila: Which city are you located now
Sal: Baltimore today
Why not allow for some delays or excuses to be missing?
Mila: Okay dear
Mila: Hold let me get the account details of my management okay
Sal: Still holding
Mila: Name: B B LLC
Account number: 6282
Routing number: 125109019
Bank name: Coastal Community Bank
Mila: Make the payment into this account and send me a picture of the prove of payment
Thanks, laddy!
Mila: When are you going to make the payment?
Sal: I'll forward the info to my accountant and find out when my wife to be
Mila: Hold on
Mila: Don't pay into that account okay
Mila: I would send you an account now where you would make the payment
<<Image of banking info on a Post-It>>
Mila: Chase
Account number- 573679690
Routing number
325070760
Mila: Make the payment to this detail
Mila: Hello are you there ?
Mila: Hello sweetheart are you there ?
I was busy reporting the account.
Sal: The picture is too small. i need to send the info to my accountant.
Mila: Okay dear
Mila: Send it to him or her and tell him or her to send you the payment slips okay
Sal: K
Mila: I would be waiting to get it okay
Sal: Can you type the info. He's not on FB, that I know.
Mila: Okay dear
Mila: Are you on WhatsApp or telegram?
Sal: I'm on Facebook. What are those?
Mila: Chase
Account number- 573679690
Account name : D J T
Routing number
325070760
Thanks for the second account.
Mila: Send it to your accountant
Sal: Done
Mila: Okay dear
Mila: Tell him or her to send you the payment slip after the payment okay
Sal: Well that's a weird request.
If I tell him that, I'll have to tell him I'm paying to have sex with a married woman
Mila: No you don't have to tell him what you are paying for
Sal: You don't deal with many accountants, do you?
Mila: I have to see the prove of payment just request for it okay
Mila: I do
Sal: I've had him pay for some weird shit: He did the transfer when I took the Alien Alphabet Deciphering class at Iowa; when we bought the truckload of viagra for the Catholic Social Punch Bowl. There was the Siamese Twin Giraffes connected at the neck for the petting zoo. Not once did he bat an eye. But paying for sex with a married woman like you will not go over well with him.
Sal: Then you know how accountants can be about crossing and dotting all those letters
Mila: Tell him you are paying for clothes that he should make the payment and send you the slips so that you can show the person who sold the clothes to you
Sal: $13,000 for clothes? And wouldn't the person who sold the clothes to me know I paid before they gave me the clothes? THis really isn't making since to me my hot apple dumbling
Mila: Okay you are right
Sal: Let me make sure he gets you paid when he does all the other transfers.
Mila: You can still tell him to pay in the money
that it's your mom's account that you want to save your money there
Mila: Talk to him now okay
Mila: Hello are you there
Mila: Have you done the transfer?
Sal: My parents were killed many years ago. My accountant knows this.
Mila: Okay dear just figure out a way
Mila: Hello dear
Mila: How are you doing dear
Mila: Happy Easter my love
Sal: Hey you!
Mila: Hello beloved
Mila: How are you doing today
Sal: Awesome. How are you? Where you at today>/
Mila: Am at home
Mila: Why didn't you make the payment again
Sal: I'm following up with my accountant now.
Mila: Okay dear
Mila: I hope you till have the account details
Sal: Easter has everything delayed
Mila: Okay dear
Mila: I will be waiting my love
Sal: Want to talk about us in the bedroom?
Mila: Okay my love
Sal: Tell me what you like
Mila: I love
shucking d1^# and !()*ing harder
Uhm...ouch?!?!
Mila: Do you have a particular style doing sex
Sal: Gandam
Sal: I think you know how to turn a dude on
Mila: Yeah babe
Sal: You take it from the back side?
Mila: I do all side my love
Sal: WOW! How you keep from getting pregnant?
Mila: I take some medicine after unprotected sex
Sal: You prefer protected or un?
Mila: Any one you want my love
Sal: But which do you love?
Mila: Can you handle my super wet juicy #*ssy my love
Mila: Unprotected
Sal: Super is the way to go, for sho
Mila: Okay dear
Sal: How many lovers have you had?
Mila: 4 MY LOVE
Mila: So when is your accountant going to send the money
Sal: Shit. We have a lot of teaching to do for you.
Sal: I'm guessing tomorrow.
Mila: Which teachings my love
Sal: You've only had 4 lovers. You know nothing Mila Kunis.
Mila: Says who
Mila: I have passed through allot in the hands of those who claimed to love me
Sal: My little chihuahua, I've been with way too many women. You'll have a lot to learn.
Mila: Yes guess I have alot to learn from you my love
Mila: So what are you doing now
Sal: Work
Mila: Okay dear
Mila: We for us my love
Sal: Whats that mean?
Mila: Sorry dear it's a mistake
Mila: I meant work for us my love
Sal: Got it
Mila: I love you so much
Sal: I love your sexiness even more.
Mila: Thanks my love
Sal: The pleasure will be all yours
Mila: Have you eaten my love
Sal: Yep. You? Getting ready to leave work, though my little ass pimple.
Kitty enjoyed a similar line above, but this is what I initially meant to write.
Mila: I have already eaten
Sal: Good. Sometimes, you're too thin, and I want a girl with some heft.
Mila: That's when I'm preparing for a movie
Mila: I will alway you stressed that period
Sal: Ok. My love, I hope you sleep so deeply tonight! I cannot wait to talk again. And I think we need to plan for the future tomorrow
Mila: Yes my love
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2 little Milas...
A return to this one, who already delivered 2 piggies:
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Sat 3:16 AM
Mila: So whats the situation at the moment
Sat 1:10 PM
Mila: ??
Yesterday at 5:23 AM
Mila: ????
Yesterday at 10:47 AM
Mila: ?????
Yesterday at 12:51 PM
Mila: ???
Today at 9:45 AM
Mila: Now I know your type
Sal: What type is that?
Mila: Don't text me again
Mila: Poor Ass Broke Stupid Fool,
Onye Ara
Mila: Alaye
Mila: Come make I teach you work
Mila: As you they mumu yourself
Mila: Your mama and papa suppose they shame for you
Mila: Poor broke fool
Then Sal was blocked.
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Mila: Hi Sal! Please let us know how we can help you.
See! That's personable, even if we are using the third person.
Sal: Hey, something happened to your account. You never sent the bank info so I can pay for the card.
Mila: I have been so busy lately
Mila: Business has not been moving well
Right. Of course...
Mila: Hi Sal! Please let us know how we can help you.
See. So personable!
Sal: What do you mean>
Mila: Do you still have the card with you
Sal: I have never received it.
Mila: Are you ready to make the payment now
Sal: Not yet
Mila: Okay....when do you intend making the payment
Sal: Well, I'm not really sure. You need to tell me.
Mila: Have you gotten the card
Sal: No, because you haven't given me the bank information so I can pay for it. You were supposed to send it before your last profile had all those issues
Mila: Go to the store now and get the card and I will forward my management link to you for you to the it to them
Sal: I can buy the Mila Kunis Fan Card in the store?
Mila: What I'm saying get a steam card form the store and send it to my management my management will give you my fan card
Sal: What the hell is a steam card? I thought I was getting a Fan Card?
Mila: Just go to the store first get a steam card
Mila: This is a steam card
Sal: Download and play 1000s of games? That's what that said?
That sounds like some little kid shit to me?
Mila: That is a steam card I ask you to get from the store
Sal: So you can fucking download 1000s of games>? You're an adult Mila, not some little kid addicted to fucking games. Act like it.
Mila: This is not a game
Mila: Are you going to get it or not
Sal: Fuck no. I use banks.
Sal: Not video games.
Mila: Do you have a cash app
Sal: I don't use apps. You can't trust smart phones. I have an old flip phone
Mila: Then go to the store now and get the card
Sal: I FUCKING USE BANKS. WHY ARE YOU WASTING MY TIME LIKE A LITTLE KID?
Mila: How much do you want to pay so I can give you my management account number
Sal: The whole thing. Lifetime memvership
Mila: How much
Sal: You told me it was $12,500 before, right?
Mila: If I give the account number are you making the payment now
Sal: Not until I get to the bank
Mila: Go to the bank now once you're there show me a picture of it and I will send you the account number
Well, this lad doesn't want to make it easy and sure as hell can't read.
Sal: How?
Mila: Once you're in the bank show me a picture and I will send you the account number
Sal: How the hell am I supposed to show you a picture?
Mila: Your phone has a Camara right
Mila: Okay right now I want to see a selfie of you
Sal: No. I told you. I have an old flip ohone. You can't trust those new ones.
Mila: Okay if I give you the account now how long will it take you to make the transfer
Sal: Once I get to the bank, about 10 minutes, I guess.
Mila: Okay once you're in the bank text me and I will send you my management account number to make the transaction
Ever been in an elevator that doesn't stop at all the floors? Excuse the following generalizations...No people were harmed in the making of this bait and all insults were sent as part of a comedic performance. Disclaimer over.
Sal: How the fuck do you expect me to text you? I know women are the dumber sex and English is not your first language, but really? I'm not sure I can have a relationship with some one who can just not understand plain English
Mila: Once you have made the payment I need to see the slip
Mila: But how are you going to show me the sliip
Sal: I will scan it and upload it from the office here
Sal: But I still don't know the bank info
Sal: When do you think you would send that?
Mila: Do you have a cash app or a PayPal
Sal: I use banks. Are those banks?
Mila: My management said they have issues with their account
Sal: You need new management.
Mila: To to the store now and get a steam card worth $200 and send to me then I will forward it to them immediately
Sal: How can you trust management that can't even maintain a bank account?
Mila: To to the store now and get a steam card worth $200 and send to me then I will forward it to them immediately
Sal: A what?
Mila: Go to the store or Walmart and get a steam card worth $2000 and send to me the I will forward it to my management
Mila: Get this card for $2000 and send to me
Knock knock. Who's there...
Mila: Hello are you there
Sal: Sorry. Ever since that boat hit the bridge, there's been all kinds of shit and no power and shipments all kinds of fucked up, babe.
Mila: Okay...so where are you now
Sal: One of my wareshouses near Baltimore
Mila: Can you make the payment now if I give you the account number
Sal: Of coarse
Sal: But youy haven't.
Mila: Should i give it to you now
Sal: Give it to me, baby. Uh huh. Uh huh.
Mila: Okay
Sal: When would you expect to give it to me?
I'm just tired after that.