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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Myon359 » Sun Apr 21, 2024 2:08 pm

My current "romantic soldier in Afghanistan" lad is coming up with some humdingers:

I love drowning and listening to music

What is your favourite food?
...
I love you rice, and checks.


After being asked to clarify "checks" he replies:

I love cheaken.
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by bware419ers » Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:44 pm

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Fatter Siam » Tue Apr 23, 2024 10:52 pm

A lad I baited comes at me with a new format -
I am contacting you concerning a deceased customer and an investment he placed under our banks management ...In 2009, the subject matter Dr Thomas .J. Irritatedbowel (A Neurologist) , now deceased, came to our bank to engage in business discussions with our private banking division...In mid-2010, Dr Thomas J. Irritatedbowel asked that his money be liquidated because he needed to make an urgent landed property investment requiring cash payments in Spain...What I wish to relate to you will smack of unethical practice but I want you to understand something. It is only an outsider to the banking world who finds the internal politics of the banking world aberrational....MY PROPOSAL IS THIS: You share a peculiar detail with the late fellow-in this case, you both are from the same country and share the surname Irritatedbowel.
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Jimlad » Wed Apr 24, 2024 8:18 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Myon359 » Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:41 pm

Fatter Siam wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2024 10:52 pm
You share a peculiar detail with the late fellow-in this case, you both are from the same country and share the surname Irritatedbowel.
No kidding :lol:

One of mine, a Russian (maybe) lad:
Sir, please understand that all telecom are being monitored here in Russia and it is not advisable talking about this matter on phone to avoid me exposing something is required to be a secret so I am very comfortable we will be working with mail till I am able to leave Russia.
. . . . . . . . . . . .
For further discussion in case of clarification you can call me on the below number.
:? :? :?
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Hope you’ve buried your father and mother Please incinerate them And use the remains to drink vodka It works for good English - Miss Aliyah

This is really bad. I think poor broke gods time is gonna die out side - Godstime's Review of Lagos Safari

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by jayhawk » Wed May 01, 2024 7:17 pm

No goofy crap your lad wrote thread would be complete without something from the infamous Mr. Humphere. The first came after he was informed that his video testimony in the murder trial of the orphan Feathers, when played in court, had somehow been replaced with midget tranny porn and a video of him having sex with a goat.
something happened last night but i did not know how to tell you or how real it will sound to you,i did not sleep till the next day because the moment i close my eye, i found a lot of demons fighting me so i have to take enough coffee not to sleep,
but here is the real thing. in the morning when i decided to go and meet with my pastor to seek for prayers and anointing oil, the moment i step four pools from my house,there is this popular mad man around the hood, immediately he saw me, he continue to follow and insist he has a message for me until i gave him money he will not tell me, but ignore him, he follow me to the place i want to enter taxi, so to save my self from the embarrassment, i gave him ₦20 in our currency here but what he told me was shocking as this is the first time in my life i have witness such, he said it in our language
Later on he sent this gem:
[Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by bware419ers » Wed May 01, 2024 11:17 pm

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by jayhawk » Thu May 02, 2024 2:17 pm

^^ He was so proud of that hair and really pissed when we made him shave it off.

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Jimlad » Thu May 02, 2024 9:58 pm

Hello how are you doing today, this is the president of America Joel Biden
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Myon359 » Thu May 09, 2024 4:05 pm

Not quite goofy but still worth noting:
You need to urgently provide your personal number...unless you deliberately wanted to add sand to my grave because I am going straight to commit subside I am going jump into the river and kill myself
⛪ :1 All of My neighbors are laughing at me because of what happen the monument of faith - Abimbola on the pyramid he built

Hope you’ve buried your father and mother Please incinerate them And use the remains to drink vodka It works for good English - Miss Aliyah

This is really bad. I think poor broke gods time is gonna die out side - Godstime's Review of Lagos Safari

🐖:114

🤠Abimbola: Owerri -> Lagos -> Awka. Spent Xmas in Awka hotel parking lot.
🤠Team Ayo (w/ Cubanskies, Miss Orchid): Lagos -> Korup, Cameroon
🤠🤠Team Godstime: Ekpoma -> Abuja -> Warri; Ekpoma -> Lagos -> Ibadan

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Jimlad » Sun May 12, 2024 10:05 am

After being presented with a very badly forged certificate that had a printed name and signature that didn't match, I decided to point out that I could not accept it on the basis that is was a dreadful and amateurish fake.
The lad decided to go all Donald Trump on me with this priceless comment:
Please note: the document is legal and not forgery.
You cannot be wise in your own eyes, the mistake you observed or you’re seeing is only in your own eyes and your mindset and it’s not real.
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"What i have to regret is to have TAToo on my lift forearm, because, i will lose my community member. they will serpent me". - Prophet Felix
"Thanks for your massage and Im interested for this fisting". - Sam Chika
"I don't think that I'm talking to human being like me I think you are a robot". - Mark Obi
"If you are not interested in receiving your funds you can fucking fuck the hail out of here okay" - Antonio Guterres
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Jimlad » Wed May 15, 2024 3:03 pm

YOUR PAYMENT OF US$900 Billion USD IS READY TO RELEASE TO YOU TODAY
I think I'll solve world hunger with that one!
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"What i have to regret is to have TAToo on my lift forearm, because, i will lose my community member. they will serpent me". - Prophet Felix
"Thanks for your massage and Im interested for this fisting". - Sam Chika
"I don't think that I'm talking to human being like me I think you are a robot". - Mark Obi
"If you are not interested in receiving your funds you can fucking fuck the hail out of here okay" - Antonio Guterres
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Kitty La Gore » Fri May 17, 2024 11:03 pm

From a FB exchange I'm having with a lad who claims to be in a geographical location where he would have seen the Northern Lights if he were really there:

me - Did you see it???? ❤
him - See what?
me - The Aurora Bidet or whatever the light thing is
him - Do you mean Aurora Budget? Can I ask you a question?
me - is it about the budget?

I'm fascinated to hear more about the Aurora Budget!
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by crashhoot » Sat May 18, 2024 12:47 am

I would be fascinated to hear about the Aurora Bidet!! :o :o
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