Goofy crap your lads wrote

[Fatter Siam]

Oh dear, there's been another death in the family...

My husband name is Dickson Upyourbutt. I have not seen Betty Upyourbutt but my husband always tell me of her. Sister Betty Upyourbutt is my husband Nephew, and my husband always tell me about Betty Upyourbutt.

[b8enjoyer]

I got "Top of the Day to you" as an introduction in my current bait.

[jayhawk]

From Amella Fred, who is dying of cancer and wants someone to distribute her $54m to the needy.

First, this Isn't a *Hoist* and I want you to know that I didn't choose you myself, I've prayed so many times on my sick bed before I could contact you and I know the Lord God I serve won't mislead me, we are all strangers in the face of the Earth but equal in the presence of our Lord God, I don't have any organization in mind but today, I reed about an earthquake in NEPAL where many lives were lost, I cried a lot

Good thing my character runs the Rufus T. Firefly Home for wayward boys and can certainly make use of these funds.

[bware419ers]

pls try and send this money even if is $250,000 so i can settle my associate,i beg your feet.

[bware419ers]

I'm concerned about this transaction it looks too real to be true.

[Kitty La Gore]

I'm impressed with this lad's ability to capitalize nearly every word...

Hello This is Mr. Christopher Wray the FBI Director Your Package Delivery Was Approved Since The Beginning Of This Year, We (FBI) Has Instructed You Before To Contact The FBI specials agent Mr. Dennis Benson our Delivery Officer For your Delivery Without knowing You Didn't Contact him, I Was Surprised When I received a call From your Delivery Officer Saying That You Haven't Reached Them For The Delivery. You Have To Contact Mr. Dennis Benson Now For The Delivery Don't Delay Because That Package Of Yours Has Over Stayed In our Custody, Contact your Delivery Officer Now With Your Full Address For The Delivery The Only Fee you are to pay is $355.00 Only

and then he follows up with a suggestion my character intends to fully run with:

BARE IN MIND: Neglect Any Email You Get From Any Imposters Or Offices Claiming To Be In Possession Of Your Consignment Box or ATM CARD You Are Hereby Advised Only To Be In Contact With Mr. Dennis Benson regarding payment of fees, report all imposters and forward all their Emails here so we can Follow up on it.

[bware419ers]

I have on lad who must still be learning.

[06:39, 2/15/2025] Boss 2: Hello immediately make the first deposit then we take other steps okay, kindly be fast I am urgently waiting.

Regards
Mr Andrews
[06:56, 2/15/2025] Boss 2: Be checking on his reply!

I wonder if Boss 1 knows about this.