Totally forgot I joined the Illuminati!
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Totally forgot I joined the Illuminati!
I received a note today in a baiting account reminding me that my pending membership application for the illuminati still needs funding. Baffled, I thought at first it was one of my lads testing to see if I had really died of Covid as I had previously claimed, but after a quick search I found it: last February I did indeed respond to a note regarding elite membership in the Illuminati! We exchanged a few emails in late Feb. until right about the time my area shut down for Covid, and I figured the lad had twigged on me.
I find it rather humorous that after several failed bank transfers last winter, they are now ready to give it another shot with my elderly character. They did inform me that they took a break during the Covid outbreak, but were getting back to all pending members at this point. They also Guarantee Full Membership Satisfaction.
Love it when the lads self-bait!
I find it rather humorous that after several failed bank transfers last winter, they are now ready to give it another shot with my elderly character. They did inform me that they took a break during the Covid outbreak, but were getting back to all pending members at this point. They also Guarantee Full Membership Satisfaction.
Love it when the lads self-bait!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K
Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 9 yrs (anniversary May 2023) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Am just tired and confused and the cards didn't work. ~Jeff
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K
Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 9 yrs (anniversary May 2023) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Am just tired and confused and the cards didn't work. ~Jeff
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Re: Totally forgot I joined the Illuminati!
Looks like an offer you can't refuse
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My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero
Re: Totally forgot I joined the Illuminati!
I, too, have pending memberships on several of my accounts. When I am fully accepted by the Illuminati, I was promised, amongst other things:
>A New Sleek Dream CAR valued at USD $33,000USD
>A Dream House bought in the country of your own choice
>One Month holiday (fully paid) to your dream tourist destination.
>One year Golf Membership package
>VIP treatment in all Airports in the World[/list]
The golf membership was the one that threw me. To join, I needed to purchase:
>Phurba/Kila
>Altar Plates
>afiamen
>Pentagram ring
>uwasi
>Testament book
>Talisman
>aganazi
>Garment
>Red Candles
I told them I found most of the items at Hot Topic.
>A New Sleek Dream CAR valued at USD $33,000USD
>A Dream House bought in the country of your own choice
>One Month holiday (fully paid) to your dream tourist destination.
>One year Golf Membership package
>VIP treatment in all Airports in the World[/list]
The golf membership was the one that threw me. To join, I needed to purchase:
>Phurba/Kila
>Altar Plates
>afiamen
>Pentagram ring
>uwasi
>Testament book
>Talisman
>aganazi
>Garment
>Red Candles
I told them I found most of the items at Hot Topic.
"The office of the Chairman Economic And Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) Nigeria is writing to inform you officially that truly you must be a stupid man."
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"Do not ever communicate me again. You are a bastard." - Simon McDonald
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^^^
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K
Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 9 yrs (anniversary May 2023) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Am just tired and confused and the cards didn't work. ~Jeff
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K
Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 9 yrs (anniversary May 2023) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Am just tired and confused and the cards didn't work. ~Jeff
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We had more, of Illuminati themed tattoos, but I seem to have lost most of them. Padme got a bunch of great ones, complete with the Square and Compass.
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^imagine how many tattoos you'll get once you graduate from being a wannabe baiter.
"you make me cry every day!" "please in the name of god please stop calling me names" "my god we bless you for fulling us"-sese zugulu
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"WHAT THE YOU WANT FROM ME PLEASE TELL ME I ASK YOU FOR YOUR FIRST PAGE PASSPORT OR ANY VALID ID NOT ANY SEXING PIC"
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I need to post whore a lot or something.
And get some tattoos.
And get some tattoos.
:pith: x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln :vcamera: (wPadme)
:gld_pith: x2 :pith: x7 :tattoo: x7 :$_lad: :mortar: :vcamera: :sandtimer: x6 :badge: Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
:gld_pith: :pith: x2 :tattoo: x6 :vcamera: :sandtimer: x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
:pith: Lgos-Dkr-Rsso :sandtimer: x3 :vcamera: :tattoo: x2(wKLG)
:pith: x22 SS :sandtimer: x3 :flag_uk: x303 : :$_lad: :$_crd: :pyramid: :mortar:
:nn_pinkcar::buns::pony: :whip: :mcfry: :jboot:
:gld_pith: x2 :pith: x7 :tattoo: x7 :$_lad: :mortar: :vcamera: :sandtimer: x6 :badge: Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
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:pith: x22 SS :sandtimer: x3 :flag_uk: x303 : :$_lad: :$_crd: :pyramid: :mortar:
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^^^ me too. We should get matching tats!!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K
Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 9 yrs (anniversary May 2023) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Am just tired and confused and the cards didn't work. ~Jeff
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K
Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 9 yrs (anniversary May 2023) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Am just tired and confused and the cards didn't work. ~Jeff
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I have a better idea. Lets give a lad a tat, instead!
:pith: x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln :vcamera: (wPadme)
:gld_pith: x2 :pith: x7 :tattoo: x7 :$_lad: :mortar: :vcamera: :sandtimer: x6 :badge: Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
:gld_pith: :pith: x2 :tattoo: x6 :vcamera: :sandtimer: x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
:pith: Lgos-Dkr-Rsso :sandtimer: x3 :vcamera: :tattoo: x2(wKLG)
:pith: x22 SS :sandtimer: x3 :flag_uk: x303 : :$_lad: :$_crd: :pyramid: :mortar:
:nn_pinkcar::buns::pony: :whip: :mcfry: :jboot:
:gld_pith: x2 :pith: x7 :tattoo: x7 :$_lad: :mortar: :vcamera: :sandtimer: x6 :badge: Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
:gld_pith: :pith: x2 :tattoo: x6 :vcamera: :sandtimer: x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
:pith: Lgos-Dkr-Rsso :sandtimer: x3 :vcamera: :tattoo: x2(wKLG)
:pith: x22 SS :sandtimer: x3 :flag_uk: x303 : :$_lad: :$_crd: :pyramid: :mortar:
:nn_pinkcar::buns::pony: :whip: :mcfry: :jboot:
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What were the circumstances of the 4:19 Eater one? Because that's amazing.
"you make me cry every day!" "please in the name of god please stop calling me names" "my god we bless you for fulling us"-sese zugulu
"that is why you have the gout to call me all sort of name"-Humphery Njoku
"YOU ARE BIG FOOL IF YOU CALL MY LINE AGAIN WILL GET YOU ARRESTED"-MR JAME TOUCH
"WHAT THE YOU WANT FROM ME PLEASE TELL ME I ASK YOU FOR YOUR FIRST PAGE PASSPORT OR ANY VALID ID NOT ANY SEXING PIC"
(Pig)x59
(Blackpig)x8
(Phone)x18
(UK, Spain, USA, Ghana, Thailand, Niger, Lebanon, Malaysia, Cote d'Ivoire)x24
(Goat)(Golden Goat)
(Witty remark linking to donating to Eater)
"that is why you have the gout to call me all sort of name"-Humphery Njoku
"YOU ARE BIG FOOL IF YOU CALL MY LINE AGAIN WILL GET YOU ARRESTED"-MR JAME TOUCH
"WHAT THE YOU WANT FROM ME PLEASE TELL ME I ASK YOU FOR YOUR FIRST PAGE PASSPORT OR ANY VALID ID NOT ANY SEXING PIC"
(Pig)x59
(Blackpig)x8
(Phone)x18
(UK, Spain, USA, Ghana, Thailand, Niger, Lebanon, Malaysia, Cote d'Ivoire)x24
(Goat)(Golden Goat)
(Witty remark linking to donating to Eater)
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