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We try to get some funny reactions from him, because it's obvious that today is his worst day ever. He has been living for 3 months with the hope that he will steal the church money and disappear, and now everything is collapsing around him. "Sister" Tina and the rest of his "parishioners" are probably yelling at him and mocking him very hard.
The parcel was "frozen":
Elvis to Anderson:~~~ PACKAGE notification! ~~~
The parcel TRK69834**** is frozen, in the commercial hub of Adolpho Suarez (Madrid) airport for reasons related to the Receiver authentication. Contact your account officer.
The PLog Team
Dear Sir,
Did you receive my previous message? This situation is viewed with care and concern here and we will not risk losing the package until we have taken all safety measures to ensure that the delivery will be made in the best security conditions. We have temporarily frozen the delivery and the package will remain in the custody of our local branch in Madrid Spain until this problem is resolved. I assure you that this is not the first time that certain criminals try to steal the identity and the packages of other people and I assure you that we know how to take all the necessary measures.
Cheers,
Elvis