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Post by Birlic » Fri Jul 31, 2020 7:25 am

^^^ Exactly! :mrgreen: ... Our boy is caught in the trap he set himself. His pretexts about the pandemic are turning against him. :D

Quin writes to Mr. Rabee (Plog employee)... he he seems patient and willing to wait. :mrgreen:
Good day Mr Rabee
Thanks for your mail and the information there in I pray that the Holy
Lamb extends his mighty hand of healing on Mr Presley,well for us we
understand the difficulties imposed on us and areas of expectations in
all areas of human life and endeavors,for this reason,we still have to
wait for you people's information to know if the parcel will continue
or you will be asked to return it to the sender,do keep updating me on
situations.
Thanks and remain blessed.
Quin.

===

My old Chancellor Ed is upset:
- Sister Dave is withdrawn in prayer for a few days (Linoline has a short vacation), :mrgreen:
- the idiot is urged to find solutions to make the procession possible.
Son,
Your last message to Sister Dave was rude and she had a bout of depression for that reason. He chose to retire alone for a few days. It is a sad situation here. I draw your special attention to the obligation to respect the church hierarchy, especially since Sister Dave is one of your most passionate supporters and she has always talked about you only in laudatory terms.

Son, I am upset and desolate, especially as we try to do everything possible to officially inaugurate the African Diocese and to be able to start the salary payments due to you and your disciples. To be honest, I expected you to come up with a pertinent solution to this problem. I offer you the option in which each of the participants in the triumphal march wears a mask and keeps the regular distance of the other members of the parish. We can accept that the procession has a smaller number of people (only you and the members closest to the Faith). We can accept any proposal, as long as you show enthusiasm and want to solve the problem. Standing and doing nothing, just waiting for the pandemic to end on its own, is not an attitude that we should appreciate and reward.

Please think about these things and take the right attitude; the one we expect from our Bishop of Africa.
May the Holy Lamb give you wisdom and choose the right solution for you and your parish.
Be blessed!
Rev. Edward

===

One hour later, Quin writes to my old rev. Edward:
Dear Sir Chancellor Eduard.
Good morning sir,hope you had a pleasurable night rest,thank you for
your mail,Sir if I may ask or remember vividly that I started my show
of interest in representing <SNIPPED> here in Nigeria/Africa by end of
January/February, at least the whole task to get to this level or
extent has been handled by me and my followers on our own sponsorship,
in most cases I do borrow, while we where promised of sponsorship by
the <SNIPPED> mother Church there in Aberdeen, up till date we have never
receive any thing to show
that the promise which we believe and gave
our believe in good faith with out asking for it to be written down in
form of (M o u) by a lawyer is it mistake,because on our part what
ever we are ask to do we do even if we find it hard or difficult due
to financial constraints,but we still struggle or task our self to do
it,to the extent of some followers thinking am a deceit to them
please
sir am willing and ever ready to do things that could be done,by this
time ,but the point that makes me feel bad is that I do not have money
any more to follow up,and will never ever steal to do these
things,Yesterday I requested from you as my father in the Lord that we
need little funds for us to get the Robes for me and the ones for my
followers with the Cross,but you did not mention or talk about it in
this your responses,Sir am sorry if my mail to Sister Dave made her
feel bad or depressed i will apologise to her
Sir if you hear that
some one tells your child in the Lords vine yard or your biological
son that efforts he has been making for months will be finished by
someone else Sir am such is not a good comments.
Thank you Sir and Remain Blessed
your son in the Lord
Quin

Reverend Edward make some concessions and promise that everything will be rewarded accordingly. :mrgreen:
Son,
I'm really saddened by your words. You know very well that we have never withdrawn our support for you and your people. We have sent the Courtesy Package in the conditions in which the world epidemic situation is catastrophic, and now we are trying to inaugurate Your Diocese and start paying the outstanding salaries. Everything aims at spreading the seeds of the Faith and spreading the teachings of our church among the people there.

I don't want you to steal anything, because we don't accept such illegal practices! If you promise me that you will make the Official Procession for the Inauguration of the Diocese, then I will ask the Council of Elders to approve a derogation from the wearing of official robes. I have already made some important concessions and I want you to take things seriously and take this last step.
- I accept that your people be dressed "civilly".
- I accept that only some of your closest disciples participate in the procession.
- I accept that everyone wears a mask and that there is between you that regular distance imposed by the sanitary norms.
- You will be dressed only in pants, with a bare chest and you will carry a cross in your hands.
- Your people will carry lighted candles in their hands.
- Also, the parish secretary must bring to the procession the "witness of your faith" (that chicken that was present at your Baptism).
- You will shout loudly and clearly our dear motto: "Glory to the Holy Lamb!"
- Your people will sing and say the "Our Father" prayer.
- The entire ceremony must be published, filmed and photographed accordingly.


The sooner you manage to organize this, the sooner we will be able to pay the salary arrears. The procession (as we agreed to be done) does not involve any costs on your part and is perfectly legal (in terms of health rules) as long as you wear a mask and are distant from each other. I expect you to be active and enthusiastic, as you have been so far! It is the last step you must take, and your journey to eternal glory will be completed with this Triumphal Procession.


Bishop Quin, I want you to show me that you know what you want and that Faith is strong in you and your people!
Glory to the Holy Lamb!
Be blessed!
Rev. Edward

- He will probably continue to whine and find reasons to do nothing. Basically, we believe that he is already pressured by the creditors and probably the other idiots have given up believing "in him".
- It will be funny to watch him try to get the money from us. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Post by Padme » Fri Jul 31, 2020 3:26 pm

"pressured by the creditors" What a delightful euphemism for awaiting his inevitable beatdown from bad people. :lol:
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Post by Logar » Fri Jul 31, 2020 4:50 pm

Also, the parish secretary must bring to the procession the "witness of your faith" (that chicken that was present at your Baptism).
I am in serious doubt that the same chicken will be present at the procession. Based on Quin's whining about the cost of everything, the poor bird ended up in a cooking pot.
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Post by Birlic » Sat Aug 01, 2020 7:06 am

^^^ Muhahaha! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Saturday, in the morning

- The good reverend Quin writes to my old chancellor Ed:
Dear Sir Chancellor Edward.
Sir thanks for your time in responding to my emails but Sir please one
thing is still very unclear to me here,you mentioned courtesy package,
Sir let make this categorically clear to you through this message that
I have never seen or received such,Sir it would have been very rude
and unfair of me if I have ever receive such without acknowledging it
to you or thanking you as my father in the Lord who made such efforts
possible to see things are easily worked out for us here,
Sir if I have
ever seen such any day,I could have done things to make sure you are
impressed more than you are right now sir.
Thanks Sir your son in the Lord
Quin

- Chancellor Edward asked the idiot to send pictures from the Sunday sermon so we could see the pyramid and the chicken:
Son, don't put words in my mouth that I didn't say. I said we sent the package to you, and as far as I know, the ship is on its way to Nigeria. You know very well the global epidemic situation and all the associated difficulties, so it's not our fault that things are not going as normal.
You haven't confirmed yet that you will start preparing for the Triumphal March, and that worries me terribly. I would have liked you to be more proactive and determined, especially since this is the last step that remains to be done before we can declare the African Diocese operational.
I expect good news from you and I expect you to get serious. I will also want to receive some photos from your Sunday sermon. I hope that the Monument of Faith is in good condition and that the "witness of your faith" (the chicken) is alive and unharmed.


Be blessed, in the sacred name of our Holy Lamb!
Rev. Edward
Let the lads come to me!

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Post by sparky905 » Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:37 am

If he thinks covid plays havoc with delivery of packages, wait till he meets the driver of the delivery van!

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Post by Birlic » Mon Aug 03, 2020 6:18 am

^^^ LOL! Quin will be delighted to meet Joojoo, I have no doubt. :mrgreen:
This pandemic and the blockage of travel prevent us from enjoying this little story properly.

Quin to father Edward... obviously, we have all: whining, pretexts and refusals. :D
Dear Sir Chancellor Edward.
Good morning,hope you had a wonderful night rest,as for us here we
bless the name of the Holy Lamb.
Sir please if you are misunderstanding me am not trying to put words
in your mouth and will not do such,but in your mail of yesterday, you
mentioned courtesy parkage but I never knew you were still referring
to the one we were told has been in Ghana since past one month and
some days now,Sir the Issues of the Pyramid you remember I mentioned
to you that am staying in a rented premises,I had even the in tensions
of asking you what I should do next based on the fact that the owner
of where I live came to the compound yesterday evening, and scolded me
saying the time he gave to me to remove the pyramid in the premises
has expired
, I was still asking him to give me more two weeks he
accepted this under the condition that after two weeks if he comes in
to meet the pyramid there he must certainly bring in the police for me

to quit the premises now that you have mentioned this am assuring you
they are still in good order,Sir the issues of our Sunday sermon we
have it but not all followers do attend,based on fact that most of
them stays a bit far from my location the order reason is that we
small Churches are allowed to gather in minimum of 5 maximum of 10 as
big churches could gather up to 50 members but can spread up to 4/5
services every Sunday. Sir on the issue of the triumphant match is an
instruction you have given sir let me make one thing clear I have
never all through my life seen ordinary pastor or Reverends go naked
before there church members/followers
not to talk of an intending
Bishop who is surposed to be of good example this we are told in the
book of first Timothy chapter 3 v 1 to 3 man of one wife cannot go
naked where the people and agent guiding the beach are?Sir let it be
on record that I have long ago made it known to you that there are a
lot of things/ laws in your Country that are not obtainable here,we
are ruled with forces we do not have freedom to doing things the way
we want/desire,please Sir I request these things should be understood,
it will be too wrong or bad for or any of my followers to be thrown in
to jail for doing what we know is against the law of the State we
reside or the Country in general more over as some one you intend to
be seen as a Bishop I should have name/image to protect.
Thanks Sir,your son in the Lord
Quin

Father Edward:
Son,
It's Monday morning and to be honest I'm telling you I'm waiting to see another message from you.
- I asked to see pictures of the Monument of Faith and some photos with the witness of your baptism.
- I asked you to solve the problem of the Triumphal March and I accepted a lot of concessions out of the desire to help you and to actively support your small parish.

Instead of reading a positive message, I found another text full of pretexts and refusals beautifully packaged in words.
Son, I'm disappointed and sad! Really I am!

Your little problems related to the dispute with your landlord can be solved extremely easily, through a personal discussion. It is not the first time I ask you to give us his email address, so that we can talk directly with him and solve the problem. Considering that the Courtesy Package will probably reach you in a few days and that you will be able to use that money for the payments, I believe that everything can be solved.

Then, did you proudly refuse to wear the Sacred Mark in front of your parish and do you dare to quote passages from the Bible to ME? It is unbelievable!
Son, you must not parade in completely naked, but only with your chest uncovered so that all the members of your parish know that you are our Chosen One and listen to you as they would listen to us.


I don't want to hear any more excuses!
I want to see that you are able to complete this last step!
Blessings,
Rev. Edward

====

Few hours later.
Looks like someone managed to open this idiot's eyes and make him raise his eyebrows.
I received a message from him in which he expressed his doubts (justified, by the way) regarding the whole situation.

Quin to father Ed:
Sir Reverend Edward.
Good morning. How was your night?Sir there are observations made in
your mails to me since 3days now,

first I noticed that you have been
addressing your self as a Reverend no more Chancellor, While you
people are trying to have me as a Bishop here from Africa, how
possible is that? we all knows Bishops occupied a higher position in
the Christian looks ,

secondly Sir i am very sure and convinced that
there has never been a day,week or in any of the months since we
started this you asked me to get email address of the owner of the
residents where am living,all you mentioned to me was that as time
goes on that we will need the service of a Lawyer for the church,have
an account on the name of the Church,permanent site where the Church
will be built, there is no way you will ask me for what you know can
only be possibly given by the owner and his permission? Sir is quite
unfortunate that I have been open/sincere to you people from the first
day/time I noticed your congregation as a church, I gave out my Email
,phone number,home address,even my Bank Account details,photographs of
me and my followers just to mention the few I remember, but in your
own case I only have email, unpicked or unanswered telephone number,


As I went to a lawyer with two of my followers after our yesterday
gathering these are questions he asked us .The ones we have given to
you people and the ones we have received from you? when we said is
only Email and that the telephone only answers as a programmed
answering device he laughed us to scorn saying we are being fooled,
when he asked if there has been any financial or material Commitment
by you people as the Supposed Mother church that wants expansion to
some Countries in Africa, with we in Nigeria being the head parish
when we said none he laughed more and asked if we had any Memorandum
of Understanding signed with you people, and I said no,He made us to
know that what you people are doing to us could never ever be accepted
by you or the entire Church,


for these we have unanimously agreed that
the remaining things you are asking/requesting from us to do can only
be possible when (1) we see a serious commitment from you people as a
mother church,example your working telephone number, WhatsApp
number,Email which we already have the Church address over there,and
your Financial/material commitments to us as to prove your Church's
existence, or alternatively send a representative to prove we are on a
right or on an existing course.
as of what you are asking we do it could be possible within days once
our feelings are proved wrong.

Thanks your son in the Lord.
Quin.

My answer:
Son,
I feel the seeds of doubt growing in your heart, and this makes me sad. Will you be able to get rid of the Faith and throw away everything you have built in the last 6 months? What will your parishioners say about this? Do you want to disappoint them and rob them of hope in a life full of peace of mind? I feel that lawyer tried to turn you against your spiritual parents, maybe in the hope that he will earn you some money. Did he ask you for money for "his services"? Think that the lawyers are called "hyenas and sharks" because they try to get material benefits from people's dramas. All the lawyers are only interested in their financial gains, and not in the spiritual needs of those around them.

Son, never forget that you were the one who called on us and asked to be part of our great community! We were not the ones who came to you with requests! I accepted your request with great joy, with the hope that the Holy Lamb will win some more souls in need of relief. We don't need people who question our Right Way and our Faith, because you know very well that a rotten apple ends up ruining all the other healthy apples in the basket.

Did you ask what is my position and my rank in the Holy Church? From a religious point of view, I am a Reverend-Father (exactly like you). From an administrative point of view (in terms of the civil side of the church and the relationship with the world around us) I am Chancellor (as you are Bishop). Sister Dave is one of the "sisters of the Sacred Lamb" (religious) and she holds the position of church secretary (administrative). The same goes for all those who are forced to take care of the proper functioning of the church's affairs. The religious side intertwines with the administrative side. Above us is only the Grand Cardinal - His Excellency Eufrosie.

I don't quite understand what that lawyer's intention was, but I can see that you have some grievances about everything that is happening. Your transparent allusions are offensive to us, so it would be good to try to clarify everything. Please tell me what you think about this and everything you think about your future in the Holy Church. I don't want unspoken words or dark thoughts left in your mind. Probably if the world situation related to Covid had not intervened in our lives, everything would have been different, but these sad things are beyond our power and will.

I am waiting for a detailed report from you, which will contain everything that has happened so far and everything that you think is happening.
- Do you think, frankly and honestly, that we ever tried to lie to you about something? Why? With what interest?
- Do you think we have ever pursued any financial or other gain from you? Did it ever seem to you that we asked you for something?

What is your opinion about us (I am interested in your opinion and that of your parishioners, not what a lawyer who pursues material gains says).
With sincerity and patience we will be able to overcome all obstacles, but this presupposes that there is the will to do so. Now, in these moments, I feel that your will is no longer strong and that you are dominated by questions. Please, let's clarify all the problems and all the dilemmas that bother you.

Be blessed,
Rev. Edward


- He obviously lost the trust and support of the other idiots around him. This is a good thing! :mrgreen:
- On the other hand, he will certainly not want to do anything from now on. It will be harder and harder to get something funny from him. This is a bad thing! :mrgreen:
Let the lads come to me!

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Post by Linoline » Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:37 am

I'm back and of course we can think of a thing or two to keep him occupied while we can't yet send him on a vacation

Since he pushed Davina over the ege and didn't yet apologize to her, like he promised, he has to do that. On video, in front of the monument, holding his holy chicken.

Depending on how he responds to Birlic's last message, Ed wil demand him to apologize and subtly insinuate that we will send a representative to him. Of course this is very hard during a pandemic, with the borders closed, but we wouldn't be baiters if we didn't lie as much as the lad did, so we will send someone on a train to the farthest european border, then he'll hitchhike over the european border and lord knows how, will get to nigeria.... eventually. During a pandemic it can take months of course. And during that time, the traveler will give him updates. Of course Quinn needs to hold prayer ceremonies with his followers and his holy chicken, gathered around the monument and because we will give him picture proof of the traveler, he will have to send us video's of his prayer ceremonies and the hymns they sing.
The traveler will eventually be killed by boko haram if he even gets to nigeria at all, but it might be fun and maybe we can stretch it out until the safari ban is lifted and we'll get a chance to make him travel after all.

Of course He still has to send the quotations and pictures of him in the robes like we asked, so we can keep bugging him about that in the meantime.
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Post by sparky905 » Mon Aug 03, 2020 11:03 am

He went to a lawyer? What an awful thing to so openly admit to losing his faith and placing his trust in the affairs of the impure world. I would be deeply offended and question his commitment.
Everyone is suffering due to the ripple effects of covid and the lad is no exception. But instead of coming to you in all sincerity, he seeks legal advice. What a slap in the face to the good and faithful members of the church just because events are not unfolding on the lad's schedule. If he wishes to put conditions on his faith, that is his business. Perhaps his lawyer can lift the veil of covid restrictions to get the package there sooner? Let the lawyer work miracles instead of trusting in the Lord.

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Post by Birlic » Mon Aug 03, 2020 11:04 am

^^^ Exactly! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Rude and insolent, Quin tries to impose his will on the old chancellor:
Sir,Thanks for your time and clarifications.
I will take issues you questioned me on one after the other,(1) Sir if
I can remember vividly, there was a time I mentioned to you that most
of my followers feels am not telling them the true pictures of what am
getting from you people when the issues of stopping the parcel was
happening up an down,but I was able to convince them,which made some
of them to lend me funds for us to continue the whole task and process
up till now,(2)the lawyer never asked for any fee and he will not ask
because for now we are the ones trying to covert him to join us as we
might want him to be the legally appointed one to handle thing
concerning the church legally when we start full operation in
Nigeria/Africa,as you mentioned to me in one of your previous mails.
(3)Sir We will also want a situation that our own feelings and opinion
will have been put into consideration/understood.(4)let it be on
record that what ever we have come up with is unanimously agreed by
me and my followers, and again to diffuse our felling there is no
place you mentioned or clarified any of the areas we needed to use in
knowing you people's existence. there is no Church in world that does
not have an existing hot telephone numbers for their existing or
intending members to use in making inquiries or reports, again what
happens if me or any of my followers gets to UK or Scotland and
decided to make a stop over or visit to the church, is it possible
without address or telephone number?Sir if possible you already have
my phone number tell me a date you will either give us call either on
WhatsApp video call or telephone call for us to be together to listen
or talk to you one on one
,we have done much tasks and shown lots of
obedience on our part and we are ever ready to move ahead with you
people remember all this while even the instruments curtsey parcel we
have never seen any we need conviction please? or alternatively we
could wait let the parcel arrive we now take it from there.

Thanks and remain blessed

Of course, he was slapped properly.
Son,

Your whole message is full of accusations hidden in questions, and I do not allow such an approach to take place between us. Please look in the first messages of our correspondence and you will definitely find there everything that interests you. It is true that our church's website is not updated exactly "up to date", but the important things (our headquarters address, the "contacts" details, many photos and materials that show our activity) are there and can be consulted. The fact that you didn't even have the curiosity to study this before makes me start to doubt your good faith.

Here and now I have stopped trying to justify something to you, because you seem to already want to offend me, both personally and the church whose servant I am. You did the same with Sister Dave, who now refuses to cooperate with you because of your attitude. The continuation of our collaboration remains with you; if you really want to join us then you will review your arrogant and domineering attitude. I will not allow any kind of blackmail, neither on your part nor on the part of your lawyer.

Before we continue the discussion, I want to see that you regret everything and that you are ashamed for the aggressive and insolent tone of your last messages. You will need to apologize to me and Dave in the most honest way possible. I mean, in front of our Sacred Monument of Faith and having with you the witness of your Baptism (to remind you who you are and what you must do). As soon as I see the video of the moment you apologize and as soon as I hear your words of regret, I will send one of our representatives directly to you, there in Lagos. To stand by you and support you morally until everything is fine.

These are my words and this is my will!
The Holy Lamb is a witness to my sincerity and my good intentions!
Everything will be done as I said, or it will not be done at all!
Patience is a virtue, but until it becomes a proof of stupidity; and I'm anything but I'm not stupid!
I will never admit any form of insubordination or insolence, either on your part or on anyone's part!

If you want to stay with us, you will ask for forgiveness and together we will look for the best way to continue the collaboration.
Be blessed, under the guidance of our Holy Lamb!
Rev. Edward

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Post by Linoline » Mon Aug 03, 2020 12:39 pm

Quin to Rev. Ed
Sir is quite unfortunate things are beginning to unfold and happening
this way,but I know our lord the maker of man in his image and
likeness is not and will never be wicked to us,or allow us to be
intimidated no matter the situation or difficulty we face or are
facing,please note you never mentioned to me that you already have a
representative here before here in Lagos, Thanks to the Holy Lamb you
have done so now,But note what you are asking me to do is as hard as
giving me a razorblade to cut an iroko tree,but can only be done once
I see your representative and in the presence of my followers,if this
goes down well with you OK but if not please do count me out note that
instead of me to be carried on the back and my legs will be dragging
on the ground is better i ask the fellow to drop me so that i walk
with my legs one other Question i want to ask, is it because am the
one that request to join your church that has made me to be pushed up
and down?be blessed your son in the Lord
Quin
Rev. Ed
Son,

Once again it is clear that you do not read the messages from me carefully. Later, you will say that you did not understand or that we hid something from you.
We do NOT have any representatives in Lagos! You are the man we have chosen to lead the Nigerian and African operations! Hallelujah, amen!

All I said was that I would send one of our representatives to you. I will probably choose our Brother Zach to come there, because he has traveled to Africa before and is strong and faithful. Brother Zach will arrive in Lagos and help you start the day-to-day operations of our Diocese. I will ask him to get in direct contact with you, for details about his trip.

But, I want to draw your serious attention to your moral obligation to apologize to me and Sister Dave.
I expect everything to be done properly (according to my instructions in the previous message).
Be blessed,
Rev. Ed
In 15 minutes the lad will be introduced to Zach
reverend Quin,

I contacted you today because I have heard Chancellor Ed speak about possibly sending me on a journey to Nigeria to accompany you as a representative of the <SNIPPED> church. Therefore I like to introduce myself to you briefly.

I am Zach **** by name, given by my parents Joe **** and Lena ****. Both Jews, which makes me a Jew by birth as well, though I converted to Christianity and had my sins washed away by the precious blood of the Holy Lamb. Currently I live in Cove Bay on the outskirts of Aberdeen, UK.

A journey at this moment will be extremely difficult due to the pandemic and many borders that are closed, but our people were lead through the sea and didn't let it stop them, so I am determined to fulfil this task that will most likely be given to me shortly so I will not be stopped by closed borders myself.

I would like you to give me any information that can be useful in finding your exact location. Not only your address, but also other information that can be useful. Landmarks, things of importance, anything. I want to be well prepared before I accept to go on this journey.

Shalom
Zach
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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero

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Post by sparky905 » Mon Aug 03, 2020 12:53 pm

I hope Brother Zach will not put personal safety at risk just to please some lad in Lagos! A quick google check noted that all non essential travel to Nigeria is to be avoided. That works in Brother Zach's favour.

However, from the Canadian gov't there was this warning over and above the virus concerns
Avoid non-essential travel to Nigeria due to the unpredictable security situation throughout the country and the significant risk of terrorism, crime, inter-communal clashes, armed attacks and kidnappings.
Abuja, Calabar and Lagos - Exercise a high degree of caution
Exercise a high degree of caution in the cities of Abuja, Calabar and Lagos due to the incidence of crime.
Even without the virus it seems irresponsible to send Zach to a danger zone because some lad's faith is being tested. How would the lad feel if something happened to Zach while he was there?

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Post by Linoline » Mon Aug 03, 2020 1:47 pm

Of course brother Zach is in great danger. So many things can (and will) go wrong, but since it was brother Zach's destiny and he is created just for this purpose, we are willing to sacrifice him anyway. No doubt the lad doesn't care

He just wrote to sister Dave
Dear Sister Dave Good afternoon and be Blessed in the Name of the
Holy Lamb Amen,please i noticed you have not written or responded to
my last mail to you,does it mean you have abandoned me or refuse to
see me and my followers through to the process we started with you as
one of our mentors? please by any way or form you have been offended
in any of my mail do find a place in the deepest part of your hart to
forgive me/my followers, remember even if you abandons us you will not
cease to be our Dear and precious sister in the Lord.
Thanks and remain blessed
your Brother in the Lord
Quin.
It was a nice try of him to surpass father Ed. Of course that doesn't work. Sister Dave forwarded the message to father Ed, who will have some reassuring words for him... wrapped in a slap
Dear father Ed,

I just received this message from brother Kingsley, but I can not find the strength at this moment to deal with it.

Be blessed
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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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Post by sparky905 » Mon Aug 03, 2020 2:17 pm

Perhaps Brother Zach views this assignment as not just an official visit, but as a pilgrimage? As our Lord walked among the lepers, perhaps Zach will walk across west Africa among the covid masses.......finally succumbing to the illness just shy of the Nigerian border? Just as Moses was destined not to live in the Promised Land, Zach will meet his demise just short of his goal?
Zach could start a blog and update his progress......

Is Brother Zach soon going to become Saint Zachary?

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Post by Linoline » Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:04 pm

:lol: I love this plot twist sparky. No boko haram, but again... the dreaded covid. The blog is actually a very good idea. Must be easy to do with blogspot or wordpress.

Quin seems to be full of new hope (to receive money) and he has this whole thing thought out. Unfortunately for him it's not as easy as hopping on a plane, but I thought about the money issue and of course brother Zach needs to bring money in order to bribe people on his way and pay for the trip, so I'm sure he will bring something extra for brother Quin. At the end of the trip, there will be either nothing left, or Zach will be robbed. Who knows, this can go any way we want.
Dear BROTHER Zach thanks for your mail,I was actually
informed by Reverend Ed that you will be the one to come over here
to assist me and see certain situations your self glory to the Holy
Lamb,as you have already been told my Names are Quin ***
*** I am a Christian and resides in Lagos with my family please
you are highly welcomed any day/time of your choice I will be ready to
welcome and pick you right from the Airport and take you to my
residence but one thing i must have to plead you do for me,is to send
me your picture in any form as to use in identifying you so also i
will reciprocate by sending mine to you,on my welcoming you we have to
move to my residence for you to see the pyramid and the chicken as
prove of Faith first and there after with same Airport taxi that will
be used to pick you from the Airport we will get back to any 3/5 star
Hotel for your lodging these I suggest to be once you arrived or day
after,it all depends on your time of arrival, so long the <SNIPPED> church
will make available your meselenious fund available to you while
coming because am financially handicap here for now.
Thanks and be blessed
Brother Quin.
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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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Post by sparky905 » Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:44 pm

The pilgrimage could also take on a personal aspect when Brother Zach announces his intention is to do this sacrifice of his to atone for the sins and doubts of the lad. Had the lad just done what he should, Zach would be on a plane today. But no, Zach must wash away the sins of the lad by doing the penance the lad should have done in the first place. The delay is directly the fault of the lad.

Linoline, in one of your romance safaris I believe you photo shopped your character into pictures? Perhaps Zach could do this too? All the while spreading joy and happiness along the way. I did a quick check and see many land borders are closed so not sure how a pilgrimage would proceed but Zach could even walk thru from the church's headquarters through the UK to atone. He will of course, wear a mask the entire time.

If he has to bring something for the lad, that "little extra", why not a big fancy watch which they seem to like? Not to impress him, but to show him patience and a symbol of "time" itself might just do that.

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Post by Padme » Mon Aug 03, 2020 6:01 pm

While we all know lads lie and embellish their hardships, I do think some of these uncomfortable conversations happened, especially with his neighbors and landlord. I wish we could have had a livecam of them. Surely some sort of pyramid webcam security needs to happen at some point financed by the faithful. (wishful thinking I know... but oh to be a fly on the wall as he catches heat over the pyramid)
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Post by Linoline » Mon Aug 03, 2020 6:40 pm

sparky905 wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:44 pm Linoline, in one of your romance safaris I believe you photo shopped your character into pictures? Perhaps Zach could do this too? All the while spreading joy and happiness along the way.
This was exacty the plan. I've improved my photoshop skills and was planning to keep the lad updated with pictures of Zach's whereabouts. The closed borders are an issue of course, but in baiting-land, we make the rules and if we decide that border officials can be bribed... then they can.

I already created a blog page, so as soon as Zach is on his way, the lad can follow his adventures there. Of course Zach will get instructions to stay put as soon as the lad disobeyes and stops sending us videos
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"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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Post by Purple » Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:07 pm

The solution to the landlord and the pyramid is simples - dismantle the pyramid and re-build it inside the house

The idiot is obviously too lazy to suggest this, and because of this, I'd want to see proof that it's the same chicken as well

You just can't trust anyone these days .....

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Post by sparky905 » Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:42 pm

Perhaps Zach will be allowed thru borders due to the nature of his work? His humanitarian/compassionate work could be viewed as an essential service, esp. since he trained as a paramedic before joining the church and has a stash of masks and gloves with him. With cash in hand, who could say no to him?
Before he starts his journey, please warn him about bad delivery drivers.....if they can hit a goat, they could easily hit a man walking along the road too.

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Post by Birlic » Tue Aug 04, 2020 5:56 am

^^^ Muhahahaha!

- It is obvious to everyone that our idiot Quin has lost the support and trust of his friends / neighbors / parishioners. :mrgreen: He probably has debts now too.
- Now, he is in a situation where he has invested so much in this story that he cannot accept (towards himself) that he was a gullible idiot and he really wants to "believe" that everything is true. Linoline said this is "the victim's syndrome", and I agree.
- It is obvious that he will not be able to organize the triumphal procession, because no one around him wants to continue this story. He was left alone (probably with his family), so we will try to ask him "feasible" things. :mrgreen:


Quin to father Ed:
Dear Reverend Edward.
Thanks a lot for clarifying me as regards the issues on the
representative, and also for creating time to make sure issues and
situations are properly resolved today and things brought back to
normalcy.
what you are asking from me as regards apologizing to you and Sister
Dave, I use this opportunity to say to you in particular that am
very very sorry if I have used any offensive word or comments to you
OK? Note that is you and sister Dave i know and have seen your
images that I can quickly recollect or recognize in Church any day/time
as my mentor so I believe by the Grace of the Holy Lamb you both will
find the innermost part in your harts to forgive me,I will as well
send same apology to Sister Dave now.
As of the Representative you promised sending I can't wait to get in
contact with him,He is welcomed by me and my followers any day/time
again sir is it possible or convenient for me to have your telephone
numbers as to call you and apologize to you orally?
thanking you in anticipation for understanding.
Remain blessed Sir.
your son in the Lord
Quin.

Father Ed:
Son, do not forget the words of the Psalms:
"The LORD is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? The LORD is the stronghold of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?"
I am glad to hear your words and I expect from you as I have already requested - the video recording of these apologies. It will be projected on the screen, in front of our Elders, at the Sunday sermon where we chose as the topic of discussion "Humility and forgiveness of the sins". Please send me the material (some pictures and video) by Saturday, at the latest. I specified the conditions but I repeat them here:
- you will kneel in front of the Monument of Faith,
- with the "witness of your faith" in your hand (that chicken),
- to have as many members of your congregation as possible.

Starting Monday, if God helps us, Brother Zach will begin preparations for his journey to you.

Be blessed my son, in the sacred name of our Holy Lamb!
Rev. Edward


I also forwarded to him the last message of sister Dave, with the text:
Son, I hope you will send a video apology as soon as possible, so that Sister Dave can agree to work with you again.
Be blessed,
Rev. Edward

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Post by Birlic » Tue Aug 04, 2020 10:47 am

Few hour later... well, the idiot really refuses to do anything.. he look for excuses and try to "negotiate" with me.
I reactivated also the character Elvis (Plog manager), in order to give the idiot a hope that everything will be resolved next week... of course, if he does not obey, then the church will order the delivery to be stopped. I hope he is "receptive" to these signals.
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Quin to father Ed:
Dear Sir Reverend Edward.
Good morning, how was your night, hope it was awesome
Sir please let me go straight to my points and also make situations clear here.
Sir asking me to have the prove of faith on my hands and kneeling in
fronts of the pyramid all in the name that am rendering apology to my
follow human created by God almighty, which I know the holy lamb and
the scripture never thought us to do please count me out of any thing
that has to do with being a member of <SNIPPED> Church in any form or Shape
please.I have given a very passionate written apology to both you and
her,think of this situation this way,I expect that we human being
should add thinking to reasoning in most cases/situations, God our
creator the Holy Lamb The Son and the Holy Spirit we do sin against
every Second, minutes, hours, Day months and years do He ask us each
time we sin against him to do what you people are asking of me who do
you think will be worthy of living if he count on our Sins every
moment we sin against Him, if this will make me and my followers not
to be accepted as part or the buildings/planting of <SNIPPED> Churc here not to
work out so be it and we give glory to the Holy Lamb.
Be Blessed Sir.
Your son in the Lord
Quin

Father Edward:
Son, I'm afraid I don't understand your message very well; or in the depths of my soul I cannot accept your refusal.
Your pretexts are unfounded, and this leads me to believe that you do not know our religious precepts well enough.
Son, the recognition of the sins is done on the knees, as our Holy Book says.
Ephesians 3.14: For this reason I bow my knees before the Father, from whom every family in heaven and on earth is named, that according to the riches of his glory he may grant you to be strengthened with power through his Spirit in your inner being, so that Christ may dwell in your hearts through faith.
Daniel 6.10: When Daniel knew that the document had been signed, he went to his house where he had windows in his upper chamber open toward Jerusalem. He got down on his knees three times a day and prayed and gave thanks before his God, as he had done previously.
Luke 22.41: And he withdrew from them about a stone's throw, and knelt down and prayed,
Kings 8.54: Now as Solomon finished offering all this prayer and plea to the Lord, he arose from before the altar of the Lord, where he had knelt with hands outstretched toward heaven.
Acts 7.60: And falling to his knees he cried out with a loud voice, “Lord, do not hold this sin against them.” And when he had said this, he fell asleep.
Phillipians 2.10: So that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, in heaven and on earth and under the earth, and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.

To be extremely clear and so that you do not pretend that you did not understand my message, I repeat:

1) You will make the request for forgiveness of your sins before the Monument of Faith, just as I told you in my last message!
2) You will send me the photo-video material no later than Saturday, so that I can present it on Sunday at the sermon!


Blessings,
Rev. Edward

Quin:
Sir, please and please do not lead me and my follower to go against
the will and purpose of God in our life,in all the portions you quoted
in the bible there was no place or portion I read they used any
bird,animal of any kind of thing as you are required from neither did
they built or mold any pyramid, if you are asking or you want to be
sure the pyramid and the fowl as prove of faith are still intact I
could video or take pictures and send to you as for you to know they
are intact
My biological father never till his death always gives me
chance to air my views and opinion, I will not give the respect and
honour due to my creator to my fellow human,please do not see it that
I ignore or disrespect you if I ignore your mail if you push me
further against my wish/wheels.
Thanks And Remain Blessed.
Quin.

I'll answer later, because today I paid enough attention to this idiot. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Father Zach (Linoline) writes to our moron:
Father Quin,

Thank you for your message. I didn't ask to find a hotel for me. I was hoping that I could stay with you or one of your parish members. That's how the apostles spent the nights when Jesus sent them out to travel. You don't have to worry about money, because you won't have to pay anything for my stay with you. It will be all funded by the <SNIPPED> church.
I have heard father Edward speak about making the final decision on Monday, so only then I will know if I will be sent to Nigeria or not. If the Lord calls me then I shall go. Amen.
Any details we can discuss after Monday.
I attached my picture for you, like you requested.

Shalom
Zach

===

After an absence of 2 weeks, Elvis returns with exceptional news:
Dear Sir,

I'm glad to read your message and I'm glad to tell you that I have some good news for you. It seems that the quarantine period will end next week and that the ship will finally be able to dock in the port of Apapa (Lagos). The delivery of yout parcel will probably be made somewhere towards the end of next week, if everything goes normally and if the Sender does not send another freezing order. I sincerely apologize for all these days of my silence, but I had Covid-19 and I was hospitalized. I was released from the hospital yesterday and now I'm trying to recover all. I hope everything is in order and that you and your family are healthy.

Cheers,
Elvis

We'll see if the temptation of money will persuade the idiot to send the requested video. He's probably afraid that his friends will laugh at him again, so he's trying to avoid "the recorded video apologies." :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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EDIT:


2 hours later, an apparently calm lad writes to Elvis:
Thanks to the Holy Lamb for your recovery and I believe by His grace
the recovery will be permanent Amen,As of the information in your mail
we are not new to this,whether the parcel will be returned or
delivered to us we are not worried/bothered
, just let the wish of the
Holy Lamb be accomplished Amen.
Quin.
Let the lads come to me!

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Re: Reverend Quin and his nigerian parish - TATTOOED

Post by Linoline » Tue Aug 04, 2020 1:21 pm

Quin to Zach
Good morning Brother Zach, how was your night? I hope you had splendid one.
Thanks for your response to my mail,please note that am not in any
way/form against your staying at my house or that of any of my
followers, I was only considering your comfort, but if that is your
wish so be it,but for now am still in suspense if things will work out
between us and <SNIPPED> they are asking for things that are not
obtainable in the Christian style of life.
Thanks Quin.
There are not nearly enough goats in this story yet... lets change that
Zach to Quin
father Quin,

Thank you for your hospitality and let me assure you that my comfort won't be any problem. I have traveled through Asia, where I slept on a bare wooden floor or even under a bridge if the situation called for it. Wherever the Lord gives me a place, I will lay my head to rest.
I do not know about what they are asking from you but I do know that the <SNIPPED> church has been nothing but good to me ever since I converted. Once they asked me to walk through the city wearing a loincloth and a wooden staff, while guiding 12 goats (because there are 12 tribes of Israel) on a leash because I had sinned. It has been a cleansing experience and even though it seemed odd at first, I felt so free afterwards. The experience opened up the possibility to preach the word of the Lord amongst the people and His name was glorified.
Whatever they ask of you, keep in mind the glory of the Lord, the spreading of His word and the ultimate goal to praise and honor God in all we do. Please if I overstepped my boundary, forgive me for that father, but after everything we heard about you here, I look up to you and sincerely hope that on Monday I will get permission to come to you.

Shalom
Zach
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My Collection of lad frustration

"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero

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Re: Reverend Quin and his nigerian parish - TATTOOED

Post by sparky905 » Tue Aug 04, 2020 1:44 pm

There are not nearly enough goats in this story yet... lets change that

I love that line......and yes, this story needs more goats!

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Re: Reverend Quin and his nigerian parish - TATTOOED

Post by Linoline » Tue Aug 04, 2020 3:50 pm

He didn't even acknowledge the goats... :|
Brother Zach thanks for your mail response, note we have been in
this for over 6 months now and nothing has changed,I and some
followers have been subjected to laughing stock
because of Depth all
in the name of doing from one task to the other,Is OK for me to do any
thing else,that has to be if the Holy Lamb permits because what ever
he says will be will surely come to pass, by then we would have seen
you around so that you see things done in your presence.
Thanks and be Blessed
Brother Quin.
:gpig: :$_crd: x5 :$_lad: x1205 :vcamera: x169 :pith: x30 :tattoo: x5 :sandtimer: x3 :sandtimer::sandtimer: x1 :cotog: x2 :mortar: :trophy: :whip: :jboot: :flying_monkey: :mcfry: 🍆 :pbear: :santa: :jack: 🍰

My Collection of lad frustration

"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero

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Re: Reverend Quin and his nigerian parish - TATTOOED

Post by sparky905 » Tue Aug 04, 2020 4:03 pm

I and some followers have been subjected to laughing stock
Looks like things are going according to plan!

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