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Funny chat bits with romance lads

Post by Linoline » Sat Jun 27, 2020 1:40 pm

Godwin: Hello dear
Nora: hi
Godwin: Hw are you doing
Nora: Fine thank you
Godwin: Cool hw was ur day
Nora: Fine thank you
Godwin: But
Nora: what?
Godwin: I Want to ask u something
Nora: ok
Godwin: Wat if I say we are in love 😍 wat will u say
Nora: that you're crazy
Godwin: Yeah
Please
Nora: What
Godwin: I love u
Nora: πŸ˜‚
Godwin: Can u be my gf
Nora: I don't know
what do you have to offer as a bf?
Godwin: i do not no wat u like n wat u don like so wat do u like?
Nora: but you do love me?
Godwin: I love u ok but do u love me?
Nora: you don't know anything about me but you love me
Godwin: can i no pls wat u like
Nora: why
Godwin: ar u angry
Nora: no
Godwin: Do u love me
Nora: Nope
Godwin: Why ?
Nora: Because I don't know you
Godwin: do u want to no me?
Nora: Maybe
Are interesting
Godwin: KK my name is godwin i stay in abj art lugbe
Nora: What's that
Godwin: U do not no wr is abj
Nora: I'm from Netherlands. What do you think
Godwin: Lugbe
Nora: Speak English
Godwin: Ok baby
Nora: That's all?
Godwin: Am in love with u Baby
Nora: I thought you going to tell me something interesting
Godwin: yes
Nora: Waiting
Godwin: Do u no nyanya
Nora: English
Godwin: Can you send me your number
Nora: Meaning
Godwin: So that i can call you
Nora: What does do I no nyanya mean
Godwin: do you no nyanya
Nora: What does that mean
Godwin: Just forget but
Nora: No
Godwin: Am a Nigeria guy
Nora: And an idiot
Godwin: I donot get you
Nora: You have donots?
Godwin: donot what how?
Nora: Love them but I don't know that kind
Godwin: who is the kind ?
Nora: The whathow. It's Chinese?
Godwin: No is not like that am sorry
Nora: Why. Did you eat them all?
Godwin: I donot do that pls
Nora: What do you do?
Godwin: As how work
Nora: Baking donots right?
Godwin: I do not get u
Nora: <thumbsup>
Godwin: But
Nora: no butts
Godwin: Please πŸ™ am sorry baby
Nora: then hand over the donots
Godwin: Hw do u want me to give you
Nora: not my problem
Godwin: Please πŸ™
Kk
Can u be my girlfriend
Nora: what about the donots?
Godwin: When donots
Nora: today
Godwin: Kk
Can u be my girlfriend
Nora: if you bring me the donots
Godwin: Where do you stay
Nora: Netherlands
Godwin: I can. Not come
Nora: Then you have a problem
Godwin: As Hw
Nora: Because I want my donots
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My Collection of lad frustration

"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero

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Re: Funny chat bits with romance lads

Post by Linoline » Sat Jun 27, 2020 3:00 pm

Fistus: Hello
Bella: hy
Fistus: Fine
Bella: huh?
Fistus: Were you
Bella: what?
Fistus: Were are you now staying
Bella: home
Fistus: Which side
Bella: the inside
Fistus: Inside Were
Bella: my home of curse
Fistus: Are you in Tripoli or not
Bella: nop
Fistus: Are no understand you
tripoli
Which side Tripoli
Bella: the outside
Fistus: Were
Bella: lik on the other side of the water
Fistus: You are confused me
Bella: how
Fistus: Which one his outside the water
Bella: my home
Fistus: Are you in jezur
Bella: wheres that
Fistus: Tripoli
Bella: nop
Fistus: Which day can well see face to face
Bella: any day
Fistus: What about Friday
Bella: kay
Fistus: What his the name of place
Bella: what place
Fistus: Your house
Bella: oh yes im there now
Fistus: What his the name
Bella: it dosnt hav a name
Fistus: Why
Bella: cuz its a house
Fistus: Ok how can will see
Bella: yu can just see it from the street
Fistus: You no say this country there talk street
Bella: i don't do street talk
Fistus: Can You come my side
Bella: wat side are yu on
Fistus: Tripoli
Bella: is that the good or the bad side
Fistus: The good side
Bella: How do yu know
Fistus: Am living there
Bella: Then yur prejudise
Fistus: no
Bella: Yup
Fistus: Are you going to come i should send my taxi to come am pick you
Bella: i stil dont know if its good or bad
Fistus: It good
Bella: why
Fistus: Which one his why
Bella: why it's good
Fistus: I want to see you
Bella: thats not an anser
Fistus: What did you want me to answer
Bella: why is it good
Fistus: What his good
Bella: yur side of town
Fistus: His good
Bella: why
Fistus: There his no problem
Bella: whats his problem
Fistus: every were his good
Bella: who?
Fistus: Who ask his who
Bella: he
Fistus: Who
Bella: yu were talking about him
yu shuld know
Fistus: Know you
Bella: no yu dont
Fistus: Who his the person
Bella: he
yu were talkin about him
Fistus: About who
Bella: YU SHUD KNOW
Fistus: What his name
Bella: YU SHUD KNOW
Fistus: I don't know him
Bella: THEN STOP TALKIN ABOUT HIM
Fistus: Talking about who
Bella: YOUR DRIVING ME INSANE
Fistus: Let me know who you talk about please
Bella: THAT FRIGGIN IDIOT YU KEEP TALKIN ABOUT
Fistus: Am not about any body
Bella: THEN MAYBE YUR THE IDIOT
Fistus: You are insult me
:gpig: :$_crd: x5 :$_lad: x1205 :vcamera: x169 :pith: x30 :tattoo: x5 :sandtimer: x3 :sandtimer::sandtimer: x1 :cotog: x2 :mortar: :trophy: :whip: :jboot: :flying_monkey: :mcfry: πŸ† :pbear: :santa: :jack: 🍰

My Collection of lad frustration

"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero

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Re: Funny chat bits with romance lads

Post by LilRachel » Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:14 pm

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πŸ– x57 Oink! Oink!

"You are singlehandedly disrupting all of lad-economics it seems." ~ Bertje
"I am real and I know who I am okay" ~ Jordan
"I'm not a baby lawyer and even a baby lawyer can not stoop so low by sending those items to you" ~ Barrister Sunshine
"YOURE EVIL WOMAN BEGONE I WILL OPEN CASE WITH CUSTOMER CARE !" ~ Rev. John M.
"Let me tell you're nothing like you name implies." ~ Mr. David W.

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Re: Funny chat bits with romance lads

Post by DerekTrotter1981 » Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:15 pm

Oh, my gawd! Jordi admitted to being a scammer!

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Re: Funny chat bits with romance lads

Post by Linoline » Wed Jul 29, 2020 12:09 pm

Mike: Have you eaten dinner
Nora: I did
Hours later
Mike: I hope you enjoyed your dinner
Nora: He asked almost at midnight
Mike: Sorry for asking late
Nora: He spoke sleeplessly
Mike: Why are you harsh on me
Nora: He asked sadly
Mike: Please if you don't want to chat with me again tell me
Nora: He exclaimed desperately
Mike: What's all this
Is it because I love you
Is that why you are talking to me like am an animal
The next morning
Nora: He said sadly
Mike: My love good morning
Nora: He declared hopefully
Mike: How are you doing
Nora: He asked curiously
Mike: Why are you sounding like this?
Nora: He informed cringely

Then he gave up
:gpig: :$_crd: x5 :$_lad: x1205 :vcamera: x169 :pith: x30 :tattoo: x5 :sandtimer: x3 :sandtimer::sandtimer: x1 :cotog: x2 :mortar: :trophy: :whip: :jboot: :flying_monkey: :mcfry: πŸ† :pbear: :santa: :jack: 🍰

My Collection of lad frustration

"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero

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Re: Funny chat bits with romance lads

Post by Linoline » Wed Jul 29, 2020 1:04 pm

I might have whipped this lad a few too many times

Bob: Hello woman
Nora: My name is Nora
Bob: Are u a man
Nora: Are you an idiot
Bob: Are you drunk
Nora: Well that question answered itself pretty quickly.
Looks like you are an idiot
Bob: Seems you are drunk and rud
Nora: Tipsy maybe
Bob: Enjoy your unconconess
Nora: Wow look who's drunk texting now
Bob: You are feeling hot
Nora: Haha
Bob: You can never go back to golden days
Nora: Which are those anyways
Bob: You don't want to call woman and you are
OK, girl how are you
Nora: Great thanks
How is your wife
Bob: Is you I want now
When are you coming
Nora: If you're any good maybe in 15 minutes
Bob: So you are already in my country
Nora: That doesn't really work for me
Bob: Nora but this is no joke am serious. I want us to meet one day
Are you still in Holland.
Nora: I'm serious too, I want to come but this is just one serious mood killer
Bob: Am sorry for that bad mood I may cause
Nora: That doesn't really work either
Bob: Ok
Nora: Not really manly enough for my taste. Looks like it'll be a party for one
Bob: Who will be that one
Nora: Me
Bob: Ok we talk another day, I want to work on something, thanks for your to chat with me
:gpig: :$_crd: x5 :$_lad: x1205 :vcamera: x169 :pith: x30 :tattoo: x5 :sandtimer: x3 :sandtimer::sandtimer: x1 :cotog: x2 :mortar: :trophy: :whip: :jboot: :flying_monkey: :mcfry: πŸ† :pbear: :santa: :jack: 🍰

My Collection of lad frustration

"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero

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Re: Funny chat bits with romance lads

Post by LilRachel » Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:47 pm

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πŸ– x57 Oink! Oink!

"You are singlehandedly disrupting all of lad-economics it seems." ~ Bertje
"I am real and I know who I am okay" ~ Jordan
"I'm not a baby lawyer and even a baby lawyer can not stoop so low by sending those items to you" ~ Barrister Sunshine
"YOURE EVIL WOMAN BEGONE I WILL OPEN CASE WITH CUSTOMER CARE !" ~ Rev. John M.
"Let me tell you're nothing like you name implies." ~ Mr. David W.

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Re: Funny chat bits with romance lads

Post by TempoOfDoom » Sat Aug 01, 2020 6:55 pm

Linoline wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 1:40 pm Godwin: I donot get you
Nora: You have donots?
[...]
Nora: what about the donots?
Godwin: When donots
[...]
Nora: if you bring me the donots
[...]
Nora: Then you have a problem
Godwin: As Hw
Nora: Because I want my donots
Great! Now I'm hungry.
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