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Who's got the best medical siggy line?

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2021 4:43 pm
by Yabadabadoo
Looking back on a few old baits I was delighted to see that baiters can sometimes endanger the health of our scammer friends. So how about some medical bulletins? What's your best siggy line with a medical content? I'll start off with poor Mrs. Rose, who was struck down when she found her payment had been chopped (don't worry, she recovered enough for a couple more trips to Moneygram):
I was rushed to hospital after reading this mail; I was unable to control myself and that caused my B P to rise high and when I was taking to hospital the doctor advice I must be admitted if I want to live