I am gonna be arrested by the F B I. OH NO!!!!

[dls]

I see the forum has changed since I was here last.
Sorry if I put this in the wrong place, if so please move or delete it as you see fit. I thought someone might get a giggle from it.
If anyone wants to take it and run with it, please do. dls.
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Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI),
Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
FBI Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001.


Attention: Beneficiary

This is the final warning you are going to receive from me, Your ID
which we have in our database have been sent to all the crimes
agencies in America for them to inset you in their website as an
internet fraudsters and to warn people from having any deals with you.
This would have been solved all this while if you had gotten the
CERTIFICATE
ENDORSED AND STAMPED as you were instructed in the e-mail below. This
is the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) am writing in response to
the e-mail you sent to us and am using this medium to inform you that
there is no more time left to waste because you have been given a
mandate. As stated earlier to have the document endorsed, signed and
stamped without failure and you must adhere to this directives to
avoid you blaming yourself at last when we must have arrested and
jailed you for life and all your properties will be seized and bank
account will be confiscated too.

You failed to comply with our directives/instruction and that was the
reason why we didn’t hear from you, as our director has already been
notified about you get the process completed and right now the WARRANT
OF ARREST has been signed against you and it will be carried out in
the next 48hours as strictly signed by the FBI director. We have
investigated and found out that you didn’t have any idea when the
fraudulent deal was committed with your information’s/identity and
right now your ID is placed on our website as a wanted person, I
believe you know that it will be a shame to you and your entire family
because after then it will be announce in all the local channels that
you are wanted by the FBI.

As a good Christian and a Honest man, I decided to see how i could be
of help to you because i would not be happy to see you end up in jail
and all your properties confiscated all because your information’s was
used to carry out a fraudulent transactions, i called the EFCC and
they directed me to a private attorney who can help you get the
process done and he stated that he will endorse and stamp the document
at the sum of $100 only and i believe this process is cheaper for you.

You need to do everything possible to get this process done because
our director has called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has
been signed against you and once it has been approved, then the arrest
will be carried out, and from our investigations we learnt that you
were the person that forwarded your identity to one
impostor/fraudsters in Nigeria when he had a deal with you about the
transfer of some illegal funds into your bank account.

I learnt that several e-mails has been sent to you without getting a
response from you. Bear it in mind that this is the only way that i
can be able to help you at this moment or you would have to face the
law and its consequences once it had befallen on you. You are to make
the payment of $100 through western union money transfer or moneygram
with the below details.

1. Surname name: Ogbefuno
2. Middle name: ALero
3. First name: Rosemary
4. Receiver's address: 57 Marina, Lagos Island, Lagos, Nigeria.
5. City: Lagos
6. Country: Nigeria
7. Text question: Year
8. Text answer: 2021
9. Amount sent: $100

After making the payment, you are to send a copy of the Western Union
transaction slip/receipt for confirmation. Make sure that you didn’t
hesitate making the payment down to the agency by today so that they
could have the certificate endorsed, signed and stamped immediately
without any further delay. After all this process has been
carried out, then we would have to proceed to the bank for the
transfer of your funds which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00
which was supposed to have been transferred to you all this while.

Note: All the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and
we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You
are given a grace today to make the payment for the document after
which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and
finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism, money
laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned not to try
anything funny because you are been watched.

Expecting your anticipated- Co-operation.

Yours in service,
Robert S. Mueller
FBI DIRECTOR.

[MasterBaiter]

What's the email address?

[Kitty La Gore]

I always like to get them to list out what will happen after my arrest. Where will I be taken? What kinds of questions should I be prepared to answer? Do I need to bring a lawyer? Can I bring my mom? she's in a wheelchair and drooling but I need her for moral support...

[dls]

What's the email address?

Sorry, I trashed and deleted that.
I will post the next one with links.

[dls]

I always like to get them to list out what will happen after my arrest. Where will I be taken? What kinds of questions should I be prepared to answer? Do I need to bring a lawyer? Can I bring my mom? she's in a wheelchair and drooling but I need her for moral support...

My "Church of The Golden Phallus" file is still on my hdd somewhere, I'll root about and find it. It was a church that promised laptops and monthly stipends to all the members, but only if they helped build new churches, joined, and worshipped The Golden Phallus.......