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How stupid can they be?

Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2021 6:41 am
by bobdemol
Received from: anita - samoleleXXX@gmail.com
Dear Email Owner/Fund Beneficiary,

I'm Mr. Mark Zuckerberg, the founder of face book and current owner of what Sapp.
:shock:

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2021 1:24 pm
by sparky905
Looks legitimate to me. A few spelling mistakes shouldn't stand between you and a fortune!

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2021 1:33 pm
by bware419ers
How stupid can they be?
Stupid enough to forget any type of punctuation (outside of one comma).
DIRECTOR, CENTRAL COMPUTING/MONITORING UNIT
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
Telephone: +234 70807XXXXX


DEAR,


AFTER A SERIOUS THOUGHT I DECIDED TO REACH YOU DIRECTLY AND PERSONALLY
BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST YOU BUT YOUR NIGERIA PARTNERS
AM THE DIRECTOR OF THE CENTRAL COMPUTER/MONITORING UNIT OF THE CENTRAL
BANK OF NIGERIA SOMETIME IN THE PAST YOUR NIGERIA PARTNERS APPROACHED
ME THROUGH A FRIEND OF MINE AND REQUESTED THAT ASSIST THEM TO CONCLUDE
A MONEY TRANSFER DEAL THEY GAVE ME YOUR NAME COMPANY’S NAME, AND BANK
PARTICULARS AND TOLD ME TO PUT THEM INTO OUR COMPUTE RING SYSTEM IN
THE CENTRAL COMPUTING UNIT SO THAT IT WILL APPEAR AS IF YOU ARE ONE OF
THE GENUINE CONTRACTORS THAT HAVE BEEN
CLEARED FOR PAYMENT ACCORDING TO THEM THEY WANTED TO USE THIS
STRATEGY TO TRANSFER A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY WHICH THEY ACCUMULATED
THROUGH INFLATED CONTRACT AWARDS AND THE MONEY HAS BEEN FLOATING IN
THE CBN SINCE THEN THE ORIGINAL CONTRACTORS HAVE BEEN PAID SO THEY
WANTED TO USE YOUR ACCOUNT TO TRANSFER THE SURPLUS OUT OF NIGERIA. WE
AGREED THAT ONCE I DO

THIS THEY WOULD GIVE ME US$100,000.00 AND GIVE ME ANOTHER
US$100,000.00 WHEN I RELEASE THE FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT WHEN THEY SAW
THAT I HAVE DONE THAT AND YOUR NAME HAS BEEN APPROVED AMONG THE LIST
OF THOSE TO BE PAID INSTEAD OF GIVING ME THE AGREED DEPOSIT THEY
STARTED AVOIDING ME AND RESORTED TO THREAT I IMMEDIATELY DELETED THE
TRANSFER CODE OF THE FUND WHICH IS ONLY KNOWN TO ME AS REGARDS TO MY
DUTY AND RELEASED OTHER CONTRACTS FUND WITHOUT YOURS THEY BECAME
ANGERED THE MORE WHEN THEY SAW THAT THEIR THREAT DID NOT WORK AND
STARTED BRIBING OTHER OFFICIALS TO GET ANOTHER APPROVAL TO TRANSFER
THE MONEY TO YOU WITHOUT SUCCESS APPROVALS ARE FEE IS IT NOT FUNNY
THAT A CONTRACTOR IS BEING ASKED TO PAY ONE TAX AND LEVY OR THE OTHER
WHILE HIS MILLIONS ARE HERE WITH US WHY NOT DEDUCT I AM 100%
RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DELAY AND OBSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE OF THEIR BREACH OF
CONTRACT IF YOU DOUBT WHAT I HAVE JUST TOLD YOU PAY ANY AMOUNT THEY
WILL ASK YOU TO PAY NOW AFTER SHORT TIME THEY WILL COME UP WITH
ANOTHER REASON TO PAY AGAIN AND IT GOES ON AN ON THEY ARE SIMPLY
WICKED AND DO NOT KNOW WHERE THEIR

PROBLEM LIES NOW IF YOU WANT US TO WORK TOGETHER THESE ARE MY
CONDITION II WILL HAVE 30% OF THE MONEY BECAUSE IT IS ONLY THE TWO OF
US LEFT FROM NOW I1YOU WILL ASSIST MY SON TO OPEN AN ACCOUNT IN YOUR
COUNTRY OR ANY OTHER PLACE OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL PAY IN MY OWN
SHARE DUE TO MY SENSITIVE POSITION III AS YOU HAVE SEEN IT WILL
USELESS AND A MORE

WASTE OF MONEY IF YOU CONTINUE WITH ANY OTHER PERSON SO WE WILL
CONCLUDE THE TRANSACTION WITH UTMOST SECRECY If these conditions are
acceptable to you contact me as soon as possible to let us finalize
But if you are not interested I advise you to forget the fund as it
will be
transferred into the Federal Government of Nigeria Consolidated
National Reserve Account.

BEST REGARD.
REV.VINCENT DADA.
<Takes deep breath>

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2021 3:34 pm
by bobdemol
^^ Good grief :shock:

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2021 4:11 pm
by Thursten3rd
Stupid enough to try enticing potential victims with a $15.5 "fortune".

Re: Fund Release Of $15.5 usd Approved In Your Name!

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2021 8:18 pm
by MasterBaiter
I got that email too. And of course Im interested in getting my millions.

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 4:31 pm
by Thursten3rd
Too bad that mook is only offering $15.50. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 7:34 am
by bobdemol
^^ Today I received an offer for a 150$ ATM card - what the heck.
I'm curious how much they'll charge me for it for the delivery by DHL.

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2021 6:26 am
by d3rr3n
Hello Mrs. AR,

How are you doing? Have you sent the fee to the bank and received your fund and update me fast, I am seriously sick dieting please.

I am waiting.
Hello Mrs. AR,

Please act fast with the bank before I die and leave the fund please. I am dieting.

I am waiting.

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:31 pm
by d3rr3n
1 Sept 2021, 09:29
I WANT YOU TO GO TO ANY SUPERMARKET AND BUY THE ITUNES CARD OR GOOGLE PLAY GIFT CARD OF $100 DOLLARS
Things have been escalating

17 Dec 2021, 12:07
this payment will be very last payment that you will ever send and we have sealed and sign on the agreement that after you make the payment of 100,000 pounds that your ATM master card worth's sum of 12 billion pounds will deliver to your home.
He specified, just in case I though it was nly 100 pounds
will cost you sum of one hundred thousand pounds

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 7:17 pm
by bobdemol
^^ That's a bargain :roll:

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2021 2:17 am
by Kitty La Gore
So the guy on a diet is sending you to the grocery store? The nerve!

Is anyone else old enough to remember the tagline - "Master the possibilities..." ? :?

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2021 6:59 pm
by thundercat
wonder what kind of diet that is. haha

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2022 1:21 pm
by d3rr3n
SEND ME YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER SO THAT MY AGENT CAN TEXT YOU A TEXTS MASSAGE

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2022 8:13 pm
by d3rr3n
If possible, please add 100 ponds to the amount.

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2022 9:09 pm
by bware419ers
I'll see your 100 ponds and raise you

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Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2022 9:21 pm
by d3rr3n
:D :D :D :D

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2022 11:20 am
by d3rr3n
Sorry the receipt is not clear sent to me it's blurry okay and lastly how much did you send and also what is the money gram control number, the receipt is so cool fusing
I am cool fused also

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2022 3:04 pm
by Bertje
Today I've had a lad respond to an email I had sent him in march of 2019.
Sorry for my late in reply to you. I had a brutal accident with my 2012 Benz , that madee me to be hospitalized for 2years. But I give God the glory that I am back again on my feet.

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 5:31 am
by bobdemol
^^ Definately ask him about his injuries etc....

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2022 12:45 am
by d3rr3n
if you cannot do what I ask you to do then I will retune the cheque.

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2022 4:47 pm
by Thursten3rd
I have no words. But this lad has one run-on sentence fragment.

"WITH DUE RESPECT YOUR ATM CARD HAS BEEN HERE FOR A WHILE NOW AND I
WONDER WHY DO YOU ABANDON YOUR ATM CARD IN THIS TEXAS LAREDO AIRPORT
SINCE , ANYWAY DO YOU WANT ME TO SEND YOUR ATM VISA CARD TO SEE IN
YOUR EMAIL BOX FOR YOUR OBSERVATION THEN LET ME KNOW TO SEND IT TO
YOU AS SEEN IS BELIEVING AS PEOPLES SAY , BECAUSE WE DON"T HAVE TIME
NOW DUE TO SEASON BREAK THAT A LOT OF THINGS WERE COMPOUNDED WITH
HOLIDAYS THERE AND THERE AT-LEAST YOU CAN USE THE MONEY THEREIN IN THE
CARD TO HELP THE LESS PRIVILEGES IF YOU DON"T NEED THE MONEY .."

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2022 5:12 pm
by d3rr3n
I tried to read it and...
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Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2022 5:39 pm
by Thursten3rd
^^^ LOL!

My personal fav is "SEEN IS BELIEVING AS PEOPLES SAY" :shock:

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2022 6:37 am
by bobdemol
^^ Hmmm, yes :)

And what about:
YOU CAN USE THE MONEY THEREIN IN THE
CARD TO HELP THE LESS PRIVILEGES IF YOU DON"T NEED THE MONEY ..
:shock:

I'd like to hear more from him :lol: