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Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 2:35 am
by bware419ers
Hello My Dear Friend .
How are you over there in your country or elsewhere?

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 7:40 am
by bobdemol
^^ LOL - this turns towards the old "Goofy crap your lad wrote" thread :lol:

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2022 12:45 pm
by bware419ers
The monthly rent is £650,00. The additional costs (water, electricity, internet, digital television), which are included in the price, are also important.

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 12:41 am
by Thursten3rd
"𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝗣𝗖 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱, 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆..."

From admin(@)foodbanking.ng

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 1:34 am
by Thursten3rd
An email from " Mr. President Joseph R. Biden" from "donald9088trump(@)gmail".

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 4:57 pm
by Thursten3rd
Just got an email from the

supreme court of justice

:lol:

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2022 9:56 am
by Jimlad
Get this:
I am writing to inform you that your total funds have been
gathered up from all over the world
by me Jill Biden First Lady of the
United States and President of the United States to total sum of
$95,000.000.000.00 Billion which will be brought to your home and
handed over to you in person with lots of security personally signed
by head of this country.
Ninety five billion billion Dollars?! That's all the money in the world and it looks like they've emptied all the banks to get it for me! That's nice of them but I don't think my attic's big enough!
Still, it'll have Joe Biden's signature on it so it must be true.

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2022 4:11 pm
by Thursten3rd
Here's another one! :lol:

From: "FBI Director"
Email addy: "me979661(at)gmail"

"FBI Director, Christopher Wray: CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY(CIA)
HELLO Mr. THIS IS CIA WE ORDER YOU TO STOP COOPERATING WITH SCAMMERS
WE HAVE INVESTIGATED YOUR PHONE TEXT MESSAGES AS WE WHERE ABLE TO
BREAK INTO IT AND FIND OUT THAT YOU HAVE BEEN DEALING WITH SCAMMERS
AND FAKE FBI WHICH YOU BELIEVE THAT SOME ARE REAL BUT THEY ARE NOT.
WE THEREFOR ORDER YOU TO STOP DEALING WITH THOSE SCAMMERS OR YOU WILL
FACE A JAIL TERM OF 2YEARS. ALL THOSE NUMBERS YOU HAVE ON YOUR PHONE
WHICH CLAIMED TO HAVE SOME MONEY FOR YOU ARE ALL SCAMMERS AND WE ORDER
YOU TO QUIT CHATTING WITH THEM IMMEDIATELY AS YOUR COMPENSATION FUND
IS NOW IN OUR CUSTODY WHICH WE WILL PROCEED TO DELIVER TO YOU AND YOU
DON’T NEED TO PAY ANY FEES TO CLAIM IT IF YOU PROVIDE YOUR BANK
INFORMATION WE WILL TRANSFER IT IMMEDIATELY. BUT IF YOU DON’T HAVE A
BANK ACCOUNT THAT WHERE YOU WILL NEED TO PAY A LITTLE FEES FOR CASH
DELIVERY THANKS CIA"

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2022 6:36 pm
by Capt. Caveman
d3rr3n wrote: Wed Dec 08, 2021 6:26 am
Hello Mrs. AR,

How are you doing? Have you sent the fee to the bank and received your fund and update me fast, I am seriously sick dieting please.

I am waiting.
Hello Mrs. AR,

Please act fast with the bank before I die and leave the fund please. I am dieting.

I am waiting.
Dear lad, maybe think about changing your diet, before you diet?

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:46 am
by bobdemol
this is to inform you that after our meeting in belgium with all
africa minister of finance hold on 29th june 2021 in belgium we all
agree that there will no conpasention or any wining funds transfer to
the owner from africa should be handle with any african bank, we have
suspend them for the moment because the complain we are having in a
day is so much.
I'll do anything to get my conpasention and wining funds 8-)

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2022 7:20 pm
by Mr Tambourine Man
Bertje wrote: Thu Jan 06, 2022 3:04 pm Today I've had a lad respond to an email I had sent him in march of 2019.
Sorry for my late in reply to you. I had a brutal accident with my 2012 Benz , that madee me to be hospitalized for 2years. But I give God the glory that I am back again on my feet.
In prison? We can always live in hope.

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2022 11:28 pm
by Thursten3rd
From: Hon. Mr. Justin Trudeau

Email header: Thank you for giving us the opportunity to serve your banking needs.

"Woodforest National Bank"
"LOC: 3400 STEELYARD DR, CLEVELAND, OH 44109"

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2022 5:20 pm
by Kitty La Gore
More along the lines of goofy crap my lad wrote, but after being informed that another lad has accused the scammer "George" of being a pedophile and homosexual and wanted for arrest for putting small rodents in his nether region, "George" replied:
Gabriel Lawson is nobody and he has nothing to offer to you with his little sense and propaganda to convince you just check his English language and is nowhere to be found and i never be find wanted all through my life and will not be rather Gabriel Lawson is wanted person and stop further conversion with scammer and fake person he is is as well ask to give the address and telephone number and the name of so am saving you from his US.BLACKLIST DEPARTMENT in America.
So... um... I'm supposed to check the English language to determine validity. Got it.
Also, with each note, the list of charges against "George" becomes longer and more profane.

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 10:59 am
by bobdemol
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Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:09 pm
by Bertje
Image

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 10:07 pm
by Kitty La Gore
^^^ years of piano lessons allow me to LOL at that image!

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 12:21 am
by Thursten3rd
bobdemol, I doff my chapeau.

Worst cut-and-paste job ever.

"this is Mr DOMINGO FORTES BERNARDEZ funds My name is William John..."

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 10:29 am
by bobdemol
^^^ (3 of you above) :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2022 8:00 pm
by Thursten3rd
The whole concept of the Supreme Court system continues to go over the lads' heads, as does the idea of name continuity in a script.

SUPREME COURT OF JUSTICES

This is Mr Micheal Desmond
by name, New York court Officer .

This message Reaching you from Supreme Court Of Justice
New York , By Justic Christian M.Clark Chief Justices.

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2022 9:30 pm
by Thursten3rd
Geographically challenged much?

"We inform you that the International Monetary Fund (IMF) visited Hungary in Washington DC (USA) to study the investigation of online fraud"

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 1:53 am
by Myon359
Found this bonehead while searching for new lads on SW

Hello Dear friend

This massage is to confirm if the owner of this fund
is dead or alive. Yesterday One Mrs Durala miller just visited me at
my office this morning regarding your package that you have a car
accident yesterday night and you left the world she is saying that she
is your next of kin, so that we can confirm from you first.

Are you aware of this? because I want to know whether all this stories are
true about you? she also promised to pay the fee of the sum of $50
dollars only on tomorrow morning. I’m very sorry for the death please
get back to me if you are alive thank you.


Thanks for the sympathy buddy! How'd that lady know I was dead?

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 10:50 pm
by crashhoot
I received a similar letter a while ago. I responded that I had indeed contracted Covid and died! The lad responded with his condolences, and asked for my personal info so that he could forward the sum of $50 Million USD. I led him on for a few weeks with responses like...I can't withdraw money, I'm dead...I can't use a telephone, I'm dead...I can't buy gift cards, I'm dead!!
He finally dropped me. ;)

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:15 pm
by Myon359
^^^ Great minds think alike I guess. I wrote back the same thing to that letter. "Thanks for your mail. Unfortunately, I am dead. Does that prevent me from claiming my funds?" The guy finally got the joke yesterday.

In any case, I got another stupid letter today. This came from a lad who talked logically and rationally. He then sent out this delirious letter this morning (Saturday):

This massage is to confirm if the owner of this funds is daed ro alive last week one mr Frank s. Anderson claimed his you next of kin and he is willing to pay the security fee of $50 dollars steam wallet he Will chaim the competition fee of $20.6 million dollar he said you died on car account tow weeks ago if I don't get a reply from you in two days i will assume that his claims was true and I will process the documents of the conversation feel to his name and delivery the funds to him thank

Either he turned me over to a less competant lad, or he had too much to drink on Friday night. :lol:

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 3:47 pm
by Myon359
Got this from a dying man with millions lad:

In any way I thank God for his blandness keeping me alive to fulfill my last wish here on
earth even though the doctors said that my health condition is very critically bad.


:roll:

Re: How stupid can they be?

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2022 6:55 pm
by Lester
Always entertaining what the lads have to say.

I am TRYING to have more time to play with the lads myself. Life grabs you in a crazy direction and then the lads have to wait.

What is fun? After 1-2 years away.. see which lads are still at it!