aff.419eater.com

^^^ Math is weird in Ladland I guess.

Got this crazy one:

To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:
Mrs.Angela Godwin
Email: [email protected]

Provide him with the information below:

Rotten copy and paste job. I've written it exactly as I got it:

DEAR FRIEND

I am(Mr.Tony Banneth),

With the business proposal deal of US(US$10.5
million) to transfer into your account, if you are interested get back
to me for more detail at my E-Your

Urgent,

my private Email Address,( [email protected] )



Thanks with my Best Regards



Thanks
Mr.Tony Banneth

E.E. Cummings anyone?

Oh no. This one just came in:

I write to you in good faith,hoping that you will understand the importance of my email.

I am Mr. Samson Inaya, a widow.

I don't know if this one is the world's worst cut and paste or the world's worst punctuator (maybe both?). Warning: I can't be responsible for watering eyes.

" Welcome to I.MF. in your official email! WOMAN.
DIRECTOR. KRISTALINA GEORGIEVA. OUR REPORT: TBU (BANK OF AMERICA)"

^^^Yikes. I can't even figure out where WOMAN DIRECTOR KG" works.

I got one long sentence filled with typos and inconsistencies today:

From: Mr. Kenneth Rumph

Hello dear sorry for the late reply we are here to remind you that your fund was been deposit in our office Name been April 14th 2022 time 3:25pm, at United States of America in New York City the fund is USD$10.5 million dollers we are here to remind you that your delivery address is very very needed right away including photo of your ID with your phone number to avoid any Wrong delivery please your urgent reply is very needed immediately thanks

^^ Looks OK to me

Your Atm Card will be coming to you through the UK Military Delivery Service as I am a student of the Uk Military School

I think he'll find it was rebranded as "Soldier Send"

Some de-education, perhaps?

"this is your finally notice last year i repeat this is your finally notice"

Some lad math for your calculating pleasure:

we're directed by the America Embassy office to transfer Sum of Five Hundred thousand United states Dollars ($250,000.00 ) New Year Bonus 2023 compensating for all the SCAM VICTIMS and your email was found as one of the VICTIMS By America Security leading team, therefore you will be receiving the sum of $10,000 dollars per day by $5000*2=$10,000.00 until your total ( $250,000.00 ) is completely transferred to you

This has been a busy week!

From the same email:

"URGEN RESPOND"

"URGENT REPPLY NEEDED"