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Re: Europol Sex Crime

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2022 1:57 pm
by paulc
The ongoing saga continues. Father Peter agreed to pay the fine through bitcoin and a receipt was sent, but somehow didn't reach her account.
His reverence this is really amazing as I did not make a mistake I did give the bitcoin address is correct there is no mistake but for some reason so we don't understand the money is still not in our account although the receipt proves that Dick Head really did make the payment.
Greetings to His Reverence the Holy Father Peter,

I'm very angry with you because I feel like you're making fun of me.
We still haven't received your remote bitcoin transfer.
The money is still not credited to our wallet so I'm going to ask
you to order Dick Head to go back to where he made the transaction to fix the
problem.
If you refuse to follow my instructions to the letter I will be
obliged to transfer your file to the judicial office and contact the
nearest gendarmerie for a raid on the church.
I was away for a couple of weeks, so set an out of office for Father Peter, which she didn’t quite understand
Father Peter has been called away to a meeting with His Holiness Pope Francis at the Vatican in Rome.
I acknowledge receipt of your message and you who are you? Are you the one taking things forward? Because we are not going to wait until the 17th for Father Peter to return to close your file.
So do you have the power to continue and take responsibility for this case?
Yes! I acknowledge receipt of your message and you who are you? Are you the one taking things forward? Because we are not going to wait until the 17th for Father Peter to return to close your file.
So do you have the power to continue and take responsibility for this case? Please answer me!
Listen, stop being a donkey, I have already understood this information.
Now I ask you: are you in a position to make decisions about this case? Will you be able to sign the necessary documents or will we have to wait for Father Peter's return?
Right on cue ....
I wish you a safe arrival from your trip and hope you had a great time in Rome.

the Holy Father Peter, I come to the news this morning because we had put your file on hold until today so please be sure to reply to my message so that we can finalize the removal of your charge sheet.


Father Peter has a grand new title after meeting the Pope
I met his holiness the Pope and kissed his ring piece. It was very moving and he then honoured me with promotion.
Please refer to me now as "His most righteous holy grand wazoo oompa loompa of the spanish inquisition Cardinal Father Peter".

Now, I spoke to Dick Head again and he has made progress. The bitcoin people say the money is stuck in the transfer chain. It will need you to call the helpline <Lenny> and answer some questions and then they can release it to you. They said we cannot do it as it is your account and once approved you should receive the money immediately.

Re: Europol Sex Crime

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2022 2:04 pm
by paulc
Getting a bit bored with this one now. I've got bank accounts, had fun with moneygram and Lenny, bitcoin, Plog and a safari.
I've never come across a more gullible lad. Check out Father Peter's new title recently bestowed on him by the Pope.

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Re: Europol Sex Crime

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2022 5:55 pm
by Bertje
Excellent certificate. However, it lacks the RSOT (red seal of thruth) so it is fake. I think you should request a certifcate with RSOT. I mean, otherwise it's not official

Re: Europol Sex Crime

Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2022 1:18 pm
by paulc
It took three attempts to get Father Peter's title right.

Re: Europol Sex Crime

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2022 1:49 pm
by paulc
I just can't get rid of this lad.

He's still chasing fines from two separate churches and hasn't clicked that the Grand Poobah, Chief Leprechaun, Father Fungus or the Pope himself may be made up characters.

He is, however, very good at providing bank accounts - 12 in the past two weeks. I just don't understand why the payment keeps getting rejected by the bank.

Unfortunately payment by other means will be delayed, as yesterday Father Dougal was bitten by a vampire bat, has grown fangs and is turning the church into a sanctuary for the undead.

Re: Europol Sex Crime

Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2022 2:04 pm
by paulc
The lad is still sending accounts, but unfortunately something has gone wrong with his email. The church is just receiving garbled messages and can't make the payment.
H>>llo, I >>m s>rpris>>d th>>t >>v>>ry tim>> I s>>nd you simpl>> m>>ss>>g >>s you r>>c>>iv>> th>>m, but wh>>n I >>dd th>> IB>>N >>nd th>> bic cod>> you n>>v>>r r>>c>>iv>>!
So I >>sk you to ch>>ck your>>unk m>>il I >>m sur>> you wi>l find >>ll my unr>>>>d m>>ss>>g>>s th>>r>>.

H>>r>> is th>> IB>>N >>nd bic cod>> >>g>>in.

>>cc>unt hold>>r: chéri-z>>cot>> K>>vin
Bic cod>>: G>>B>>B>>BB
IB>>N: B>>>6 >>43>> 205>>>95>>>
>>mo>>nt: >>562>>.5>> Po>>nds St>>rling.

Re: Europol Sex Crime

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:24 pm
by bware419ers
I absolutely love it!

Re: Europol Sex Crime

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2022 9:41 pm
by paulc
Catherine is still trying to get the church to pay the fine, but made a terrible mistake by pestering the Archdeacon, while the church was mourning the loss of the Queen. Only a written apology to all members of the church will suffice .....

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