After leading this fool in circles for a long time (two weeks), getting calls to MG and Lenny, plus a couple of piggies, he finally lost his temper and called me a scammer! I acted enraged of course, and ordered him to write an apology in his best handwriting. To my surprise, he actually did so. Here is what he wrote:BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
I am Mr Rose James The BMW Delivery Agent and I am written to inform you about your BMW winning fund that brought by the United Embassy from the government of USA in the white house Washington DC The 2 BMW X6 cars and a check of $45.7 Million dollars Have Been Mandated to be deliver to your address as soon as you get back to me with The Following Details
1. Name In Full :
2. Residential Address :
3. Nationality :
4. Age :
5. Sex :
6. Occupation :
7. Direct Phone :
8. Present Country :
9. Email address :
Please, you are to provide me with the above details as soon as possible so i can begin with the processing of your prize winnings. Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Mr. Rose James
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Lad Handwrites Apology
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Lad Handwrites Apology
Backstory: This bait went on too long and I lost the email box it occurred with, so I am only going to post a brief synopsis and the trophy. A month or so back, some guy contacted me with this letter:
:1 All of My neighbors are laughing at me because of what happen the monument of faith - Abimbola on the pyramid he built
Hope you’ve buried your father and mother Please incinerate them And use the remains to drink vodka It works for good English - Miss Aliyah
This is really bad. I think poor broke gods time is gonna die out side - Godstime's Review of Lagos Safari
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Abimbola: Owerri -> Lagos -> Awka. Spent Xmas in Awka hotel parking lot.
Team Ayo (w/ Cubanskies, Miss Orchid): Lagos -> Korup, Cameroon
Team Godstime: Ekpoma -> Abuja -> Warri; Ekpoma -> Lagos -> Ibadan
Hope you’ve buried your father and mother Please incinerate them And use the remains to drink vodka It works for good English - Miss Aliyah
This is really bad. I think poor broke gods time is gonna die out side - Godstime's Review of Lagos Safari
:114
Abimbola: Owerri -> Lagos -> Awka. Spent Xmas in Awka hotel parking lot.
Team Ayo (w/ Cubanskies, Miss Orchid): Lagos -> Korup, Cameroon
Team Godstime: Ekpoma -> Abuja -> Warri; Ekpoma -> Lagos -> Ibadan
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Re: Lad Handwrites Apology
Brilliant!!!!
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I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/Moneypak
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
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I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/Moneypak
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Re: Lad Handwrites Apology
Thank you very much!
:1 All of My neighbors are laughing at me because of what happen the monument of faith - Abimbola on the pyramid he built
Hope you’ve buried your father and mother Please incinerate them And use the remains to drink vodka It works for good English - Miss Aliyah
This is really bad. I think poor broke gods time is gonna die out side - Godstime's Review of Lagos Safari
:114
Abimbola: Owerri -> Lagos -> Awka. Spent Xmas in Awka hotel parking lot.
Team Ayo (w/ Cubanskies, Miss Orchid): Lagos -> Korup, Cameroon
Team Godstime: Ekpoma -> Abuja -> Warri; Ekpoma -> Lagos -> Ibadan
Hope you’ve buried your father and mother Please incinerate them And use the remains to drink vodka It works for good English - Miss Aliyah
This is really bad. I think poor broke gods time is gonna die out side - Godstime's Review of Lagos Safari
:114
Abimbola: Owerri -> Lagos -> Awka. Spent Xmas in Awka hotel parking lot.
Team Ayo (w/ Cubanskies, Miss Orchid): Lagos -> Korup, Cameroon
Team Godstime: Ekpoma -> Abuja -> Warri; Ekpoma -> Lagos -> Ibadan
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This is one firmly committed lad - BRAVO!!!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K
Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 9 yrs (anniversary May 2023) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Am just tired and confused and the cards didn't work. ~Jeff
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K
Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 9 yrs (anniversary May 2023) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Am just tired and confused and the cards didn't work. ~Jeff
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Re: Lad Handwrites Apology
Thanks! It certainly is a pity the guy dropped me, but three weeks of his life were spent going in circles. And he did this thing
:1 All of My neighbors are laughing at me because of what happen the monument of faith - Abimbola on the pyramid he built
Hope you’ve buried your father and mother Please incinerate them And use the remains to drink vodka It works for good English - Miss Aliyah
This is really bad. I think poor broke gods time is gonna die out side - Godstime's Review of Lagos Safari
:114
Abimbola: Owerri -> Lagos -> Awka. Spent Xmas in Awka hotel parking lot.
Team Ayo (w/ Cubanskies, Miss Orchid): Lagos -> Korup, Cameroon
Team Godstime: Ekpoma -> Abuja -> Warri; Ekpoma -> Lagos -> Ibadan
Hope you’ve buried your father and mother Please incinerate them And use the remains to drink vodka It works for good English - Miss Aliyah
This is really bad. I think poor broke gods time is gonna die out side - Godstime's Review of Lagos Safari
:114
Abimbola: Owerri -> Lagos -> Awka. Spent Xmas in Awka hotel parking lot.
Team Ayo (w/ Cubanskies, Miss Orchid): Lagos -> Korup, Cameroon
Team Godstime: Ekpoma -> Abuja -> Warri; Ekpoma -> Lagos -> Ibadan
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