You Make Me Wanna Jump, Jump
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 3:08 pm
...off a bridge!
Here's another lad from Plenty of Fish.
This lad loves to go round and round. He can be tiring, yet fun, and he certainly has some potential, as we'll see!
We begin on POF.
Krissy Krossy:
Hello beautiful, sorry for the inconveniences on your profile i must confess your a very beautiful and attractive woman that every man would love to crave as lover
Irene:
What is inconvenient?
Krissy Krossy:
I mean if you won't feel bad the way i texted you dear
Hope it's not a issue towards you dear
Irene:
Why would I feel bad?
Krissy Krossy:
Okay dear
Thanks for your reply
How are you doing today dear
Irene:
Busy with work. I'm an attorney. What do you do?
Krissy Krossy:
Am specialized on investigation dear
As an officer
Can we still chat or we could chat later when you are done with your work
Irene:
An officer with who?
I don't understand
Krissy Krossy:
I mean am an officer specialized on investigation dear
That's my job
Irene:
With who, is what I asked. FBI? Police? Military? Someone signs your check, right?
Krissy Krossy:
A police officer
But leave in the military base
Later...
Krissy Krossy:
Good evening dear
Irene:
Sorry. I get so many massages on here it's hard to keep up.
Krissy Krossy:
Oh, okay dear
Sorry to ask dear are you on Google chat so we could talk better and extend our conversation to see where it leads us too
And there it is!
Irene:
I am.
Krissy Krossy:
Okay dear
Sorry for the late reply okay
Hope you are not mad at me
Can i have your Google chat email so we could talk better
Irene:
Sure. [email protected]
Krissy Krossy:
I tried searching you on Google chat it's not showing dear
Can you please resend your email or should i send youine
Mine
Irene:
[email protected]
Krissy Krossy:
Okay
I just texted you now on Google chat dear
Reply me there and let's talk more
So, we shift to G-Chat...
Krissy Krossy:
Hello pretty it's Krissy from POF dating site
Irene:
Hello.
Krissy Krossy:
How are you doing?
Irene:
Good, and you?
Krissy Krossy:
Pretty good
Are you busy now babe
Irene:
I am working, so a little busy, yes.
Krissy Krossy:
Okay, take care
Bye for now pretty
Would you text me when you are done with work
Irene:
I will not have a computer at that point, so no. Feel free to write to me here and I will respond as I can.
Krissy Krossy:
Okay dear
Thanks for your word
Am so glad and excited now
Irene:
You're welcome!
Irene:
What would you like to chat about?
Maybe tell me where you live, what you do, and what brought you to the Fish.
Krissy Krossy:
I would love to chat about love, trust, care, honesty, respect and loyalty
I guess i told you that on the POF dating site right
Irene:
Only that you were a specialized investigator. None of the other questions. Of all the topics in the world, and you want to lecture me on love, trust, care, honesty, respect, and loyalty? Geez. It's like I'm still married to Charlie.
Krissy Krossy:
I said am an officer specialized on investigation dear
And i believe i would do that to you
Irene:
Maybe tell me where you live and what brought you to the Fish.
Krissy Krossy:
Okay
Am from Nashville Indiana
Irene:
And you live there now?
Krissy Krossy:
My reason of coming online on POF it's to find my last love
My partner in crime
The one who understands the feeling of another
Yes i do
Irene:
Which store is your favorite?
Krissy Krossy:
What do you mean?
Nashville, Indiana is known for a large amount of boutique and antique stores. In reality, I’ve been there dozens of times.
Irene:
In Nashville? I go all the time and it's such a small town. You must have a favorite store there!
Krissy Krossy:
Yeah, I do
Abe's Corner Boutique
This is an actual store. Impressive, Krissy. Impressive.
Irene:
I thought that one closed during Covid?
Krissy Krossy:
I go there before to get clothes
Well, that should be fun to see, as they specialize in women’s clothing…
Irene:
Yeah. I've done that.
So, maybe you want to drive up and take me on a date?
Krissy Krossy:
Yeah i would love to that dear
You are so special and sweet
That every man would always want you as wife
Which me am also interested in doing
You know i told you I live now in the military base due to my work
But am getting retired by the end of this month or second week of next month dear
Hope you are okay with that
RL narration, again: there is no military base in Nashville.
Irene:
There is a military base in Nashville?
Krissy Krossy:
Yeah
Irene:
Where?
Krissy Krossy:
Indiana National Guard
Irene:
I asked where the military base was in Nashville.
Krissy Krossy:
Yes
So tell me what brought you to dating site again
What's your reason
Nope. I hadn’t decided if I was going to play with the lad for an extended time, so let’s try to drive him away or drive him crazy.
Irene:
I asked where the military base was in Nashville.
Because it seems you do not want to drive here and take me on a date.
Krissy Krossy:
Of cause i want to do that dear
But can we wait till end of this month i det retired
Indianapolis
No idea what he was trying to write…
Irene:
Why do you refuse to answer me?
Krissy Krossy:
Columbus
Irene:
What in the world are you trying to write?
Krissy Krossy:
I mean the military base it's in Columbus
It’s not there, either…but, let’s play…
Irene:
You said it was in Nashville.
Krissy Krossy:
Just trying to make fun dear
To see your reaction
Irene:
So, you like to lie to women?
Krissy Krossy:
Hope your not mad at me
Irene:
If I wanted to talk to a liar, I would still be with my husband.
Krissy Krossy:
I don't lie just in form of having fun
Irene:
I hope it was fun for you then.
Goodbye.
Krissy Krossy:
Am sorry if you don't like it
Please don't leave that way
I was not trying to lie or hurt you
Just don't get mad at me please
Irene:
Too late, don't you think?
Krissy Krossy:
No dear it's not late
Just a little fun i tried to have with you
Don't judge me with it
I told you the truth after some minutes dear
Am not here to lie to someone that is very important to me i can't do that
Irene:
Even the smallest lie can break the biggest trust.
Well, you did.
Krissy Krossy:
I know that dear
But it won't happen again
If I'm trying to have fun with you am going to tell you that okay
Please just give me the chance to prove that am not the type of man that loves telling lies to his woman
Please i beg of you
Irene:
So, you knew that and did it anyway?
And let's be clear, I am not your woman. I believe a formal apology is in order.
Krissy Krossy:
And am saying am sorry
You are right
Your not my woman
But have you forgiven me dear
Irene:
No. I have received no formal apology, so I suggest you use your Google and figure that one out buddy boy.
Krissy Krossy:
Okay
Here's another lad from Plenty of Fish.
This lad loves to go round and round. He can be tiring, yet fun, and he certainly has some potential, as we'll see!
We begin on POF.
Krissy Krossy:
Hello beautiful, sorry for the inconveniences on your profile i must confess your a very beautiful and attractive woman that every man would love to crave as lover
Irene:
What is inconvenient?
Krissy Krossy:
I mean if you won't feel bad the way i texted you dear
Hope it's not a issue towards you dear
Irene:
Why would I feel bad?
Krissy Krossy:
Okay dear
Thanks for your reply
How are you doing today dear
Irene:
Busy with work. I'm an attorney. What do you do?
Krissy Krossy:
Am specialized on investigation dear
As an officer
Can we still chat or we could chat later when you are done with your work
Irene:
An officer with who?
I don't understand
Krissy Krossy:
I mean am an officer specialized on investigation dear
That's my job
Irene:
With who, is what I asked. FBI? Police? Military? Someone signs your check, right?
Krissy Krossy:
A police officer
But leave in the military base
Later...
Krissy Krossy:
Good evening dear
Irene:
Sorry. I get so many massages on here it's hard to keep up.
Krissy Krossy:
Oh, okay dear
Sorry to ask dear are you on Google chat so we could talk better and extend our conversation to see where it leads us too
And there it is!
Irene:
I am.
Krissy Krossy:
Okay dear
Sorry for the late reply okay
Hope you are not mad at me
Can i have your Google chat email so we could talk better
Irene:
Sure. [email protected]
Krissy Krossy:
I tried searching you on Google chat it's not showing dear
Can you please resend your email or should i send youine
Mine
Irene:
[email protected]
Krissy Krossy:
Okay
I just texted you now on Google chat dear
Reply me there and let's talk more
So, we shift to G-Chat...
Krissy Krossy:
Hello pretty it's Krissy from POF dating site
Irene:
Hello.
Krissy Krossy:
How are you doing?
Irene:
Good, and you?
Krissy Krossy:
Pretty good
Are you busy now babe
Irene:
I am working, so a little busy, yes.
Krissy Krossy:
Okay, take care
Bye for now pretty
Would you text me when you are done with work
Irene:
I will not have a computer at that point, so no. Feel free to write to me here and I will respond as I can.
Krissy Krossy:
Okay dear
Thanks for your word
Am so glad and excited now
Irene:
You're welcome!
Irene:
What would you like to chat about?
Maybe tell me where you live, what you do, and what brought you to the Fish.
Krissy Krossy:
I would love to chat about love, trust, care, honesty, respect and loyalty
I guess i told you that on the POF dating site right
Irene:
Only that you were a specialized investigator. None of the other questions. Of all the topics in the world, and you want to lecture me on love, trust, care, honesty, respect, and loyalty? Geez. It's like I'm still married to Charlie.
Krissy Krossy:
I said am an officer specialized on investigation dear
And i believe i would do that to you
Irene:
Maybe tell me where you live and what brought you to the Fish.
Krissy Krossy:
Okay
Am from Nashville Indiana
Irene:
And you live there now?
Krissy Krossy:
My reason of coming online on POF it's to find my last love
My partner in crime
The one who understands the feeling of another
Yes i do
Irene:
Which store is your favorite?
Krissy Krossy:
What do you mean?
Nashville, Indiana is known for a large amount of boutique and antique stores. In reality, I’ve been there dozens of times.
Irene:
In Nashville? I go all the time and it's such a small town. You must have a favorite store there!
Krissy Krossy:
Yeah, I do
Abe's Corner Boutique
This is an actual store. Impressive, Krissy. Impressive.
Irene:
I thought that one closed during Covid?
Krissy Krossy:
I go there before to get clothes
Well, that should be fun to see, as they specialize in women’s clothing…
Irene:
Yeah. I've done that.
So, maybe you want to drive up and take me on a date?
Krissy Krossy:
Yeah i would love to that dear
You are so special and sweet
That every man would always want you as wife
Which me am also interested in doing
You know i told you I live now in the military base due to my work
But am getting retired by the end of this month or second week of next month dear
Hope you are okay with that
RL narration, again: there is no military base in Nashville.
Irene:
There is a military base in Nashville?
Krissy Krossy:
Yeah
Irene:
Where?
Krissy Krossy:
Indiana National Guard
Irene:
I asked where the military base was in Nashville.
Krissy Krossy:
Yes
So tell me what brought you to dating site again
What's your reason
Nope. I hadn’t decided if I was going to play with the lad for an extended time, so let’s try to drive him away or drive him crazy.
Irene:
I asked where the military base was in Nashville.
Because it seems you do not want to drive here and take me on a date.
Krissy Krossy:
Of cause i want to do that dear
But can we wait till end of this month i det retired
Indianapolis
No idea what he was trying to write…
Irene:
Why do you refuse to answer me?
Krissy Krossy:
Columbus
Irene:
What in the world are you trying to write?
Krissy Krossy:
I mean the military base it's in Columbus
It’s not there, either…but, let’s play…
Irene:
You said it was in Nashville.
Krissy Krossy:
Just trying to make fun dear
To see your reaction
Irene:
So, you like to lie to women?
Krissy Krossy:
Hope your not mad at me
Irene:
If I wanted to talk to a liar, I would still be with my husband.
Krissy Krossy:
I don't lie just in form of having fun
Irene:
I hope it was fun for you then.
Goodbye.
Krissy Krossy:
Am sorry if you don't like it
Please don't leave that way
I was not trying to lie or hurt you
Just don't get mad at me please
Irene:
Too late, don't you think?
Krissy Krossy:
No dear it's not late
Just a little fun i tried to have with you
Don't judge me with it
I told you the truth after some minutes dear
Am not here to lie to someone that is very important to me i can't do that
Irene:
Even the smallest lie can break the biggest trust.
Well, you did.
Krissy Krossy:
I know that dear
But it won't happen again
If I'm trying to have fun with you am going to tell you that okay
Please just give me the chance to prove that am not the type of man that loves telling lies to his woman
Please i beg of you
Irene:
So, you knew that and did it anyway?
And let's be clear, I am not your woman. I believe a formal apology is in order.
Krissy Krossy:
And am saying am sorry
You are right
Your not my woman
But have you forgiven me dear
Irene:
No. I have received no formal apology, so I suggest you use your Google and figure that one out buddy boy.
Krissy Krossy:
Okay