Okey-dokey. A few days back I received an email from a "Ukrainian" who doesn't even have a Ukrainian name. Let's see how things roll:
Okay. So we have a Ukrainian man with a Spanish name.This is ridiculous, so I'll just bait him and post to see where things lead. Introducing my default client, Alex:Hello,Good day,
My name is Sir.Cortez from Ukraine.I have tried to reach you but find it difficult due to internet scacity here in this town.
I am contacting you because I have some funds I plan to invest in your country because I want to relocate my Late Father business due to ongoing war in my country and visit your country to set up new investment business you may advice profitable in your area.
I also have 599kg of 24carat gold i want to ship to your country and establsh gold jewerly manufacturing company.
I will offer you good monetery rewards for your help,please for fast discussion,you can add me on whats up and lets talk,this my whatsapp number below
(I DONT LIKE WHATSAPP MUGU!)
Thanking you as i wait to hear from you soon so i can tell you
more details.
God bless you for your care.
Regards,
Sir.Cortez
Mugu Alex wrote:Dear Sir.Cortez:
I got your mail. Apologies for my late reply because it went straight to my spam folder. Please reply, I want to help. Thanks.
Alex
Okay. So note the red lines. Cortez just asked if he (a Spaniard) can get land from the Indians. Interestingly enough, I happen to be a RL Indian, so we'll flow with this. When a lad provides you and open door for humor, it's usually best to go with it, so let's do so.The Spanish Ukrainian wrote:I am happy for your response and happy that you are willing to help me invest over there.
I want you to know that i am in desperate need to travel out from this war zone and visit your country New York for investment market research and other businesses, to tell you more, my late father and only sisters were shot by Russians and our house looted, my late father is a gold merchant ,i was able to go to my Late Father grocery shop to recover 8.2million USD paid to my father for gold purchase because my father is kept the funds in safe box before the war suddenly started, these funds inside the safe box is with me in the basement and 599Kgs of gold .
I am always afraid and traumatized for what is going on here and not to lose these funds or gold precious metals as Russia invades this city to kill and loot.
Why I contacted you is that i want to transfer these funds to you for investment in your country or any other place you may advise, what is your percentage for helping me to keep the money and gold safe until i arrives your country to search where we can invest, i also think of real estate or gold jewelry manufacturing company, importation of goods and export companies, industrialization, or mechanized farming, my late mother was a wheat farmer and she was very successful,
where do you think we can invest the funds for high profit in your country, I also ask can we start agriculture business in your country?
can we get lands from local indigenous people?
Waiting for your response.
Regards,
Cortez
I'm going to guess that a guy living in *wherever* doesn't know much about the natives out here.Good morning Sir Cortez!
Sorry for not responding, I'm terrible when it comes to checking email.
Dang, that sounds terrible about your family. I really wish to assist you, please, what exactly do you need my assistance with, I'm willing to provide it but I want to be sure of what I'm going in for as well.
And to answer your questions.
I also ask can we start agriculture business in your country? - Well of course, there's lots of fertile soil to go around
can we get lands from local indigenous people? - Well, the Cheyennes and Arapahoes in the north are selling.
The southwest Apaches are a little rough, but they have more money and better soil.
I can put you in touch with the chiefs of these groups if you like. They can assist you as well as myself.
Looking forward to your next mail.
Alex
BTW, I hope I'm within my rights to make a joke out of this: