I happened to message a certain Barrister Anyi once from my Kariola email account with an insult mail. He replied several times:Characters so far (subject to change):
- Kariola Tuesday (me) - Nigerian cartel boss
- Alex (me) - American scam victim
- Barr. Anyi (unknown) - Loan lad
Haaahaaahaaaahaaaaaaa haahaaaahaaaahaaaaaa bastard, why do u remove your impersonate profile pics?
It is not time yet for you and once it is time for you, i will present your matter to our alter and that will mark your torment and hardship from there you can go and face judgement which is already waiting for you because from my observation, you have no trace of repentance and it will be good for you to move and face your judgement because your stay here with humans are valueless, you will soon join your ancestors, mark my word.
MY CURSE IS ON YOU AND YOUR MAMA WHICH CAN NEVER BE REMOVE BY ANY SPIRITUALIST OR BABALAWO, EVEN THE HIGHEST DIBIE CAN NOT SEPARATE YOU FROM MY CURSE ON YOU, MARK MY WORD.
OTU NNEGI GBAWA KWAA, USELESS AGULERI BOY, FISHER MEN, U GUYS HAS SEEN OPPORTUNITY FOR MONEY, RITTUALISTS, NDI OGWU EGO.
OKE ITE PEOPLE, USELESS PEOPLE.
I had gotten into character by now and instead of mailing back a script, mailed a personalised reply:HOW CAN I GET YOUR MUMY CONTACT BRO? I NEED TO (three long graphic sentences that break written porn rules) TO GET ANOTHER BASTARD LIKE YOU, CAN U GIVE ME YOUR MUMY CONTACT PLS?
Anyi:MUGU!!! U AND UR FAMILY WILL DIE A MISERABLE DEARTH,DEVIL WILL PURNISH U IN HELL,GO DIE FOR HELL YEYE MONKEY, USELESS GOAT LAIK U. WHERE U TINK U FIT FOR 419????????U ARE TOO STUPID BRO,U WILL NEVA DO WELL!! IF UR NOT CAREFULL U WILL DIE FOR UR STUPIDITY!! MEGA MAGA!!! OLE!!! ASHAWO,SUN OF ASHAWO FOREVER!!!
OH GUY,U ASK FOR MI MOMMAS CONTACT. HERE U ARE: (scammer's own email address)@gmail.com
Kariola:HELLO BRO, DO NOT BE ANNOYED AS IT WILL UPLIFT YOU TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF RICHES, IT WILL WORK OUT FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
AM ONLY SOLICITING FOR YOUR MAMA CONTACT JUST FOR SEX WITH HER AND WATCH WHAT WILL HAPPEN.
SHE WILL GET ANOTHER BASTARD AND MONEY AND GOOD LUCK WILL COME YOUR WAY BUT YOUR MAMA MUST DIE AND IT IS HER SACRIFICE FOR YOU TO BE RICH BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONE THAT GAVE OUT HER CONTACT. DONT WORRY LIVE ME AND HER, IMMEDIATELY SHE SET HER EYES ON MY EYE BULB, SHE MUST SUCUM FOR ORAL SEX AND ANOTHER BASTARD WILL COME TO UNA FAMILY.
So a contest is set - whoever makes more money off of scamming before Valentines Day wins. Stay tuned!OPEN EYE BRO,AM BETTA THAN U IN DIS HUSTLE. U WAN MI TO BURST UR MUMU HEAD? FOOOOOLL!!! UR SO FUCKING USELESS AM SURE U PAY UR MAGA BFORE E DROP!! LOL!! U WILL DIE LAIK THE HOMO MONKEY U ARE!!!
LET MI TELL U ABUT UR MOMMA. UR MOMMA WAS ASHAWO AT PEPPER SOUP JOIN IN LASGIDI FOR WHOLE YEAR,HER TOTO BI SMELLING UP NAJIA NA BI SO? I WILL TELL UR MOMMA TO GO WORK AT MI HOTEL IN LASGIDI,AFTER SHE TAKE BATH!!
FOOL,AM KARIOLA TUESDAY,WETIN UR NAME? AM SURE WE ALL KNO UR FAMILY IS PATHETIC!!! IS ONLY PATHETIC POOR BUSHMAN BASTED THAT GAVE BIRTH TO OLOSHI LAIK U!! UR POPPA BI TOMBO WINE EXPERT OO!!
GUY, I DEY CHALLENGE U. IF U FIT MAKE MORE MONEY FROM DIS HUSTLE THAN MI BFORE SUNDAY, I TAKE ALL DIS BACK AN UR CHAIR. BUT IF I GET UR DOLLAS BEFORE U DO, I BI CHAIR AN U BI SMALLIE. HEAR MI IDIOT,UR PEPPER WILL NEVA REACH DIS YEAR,PROVE MI WRONG I DARE U MUMU!!!!
ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, I had gone and looked up this Barrister Anyi just to see what sort of nut this was. I found his format at ScamWarners and replied:
Alex was introduced and wrote (while this happens Anyi and Kariola are still dueling in the background)Hello:Sir,
We are among the best regional investors,financial service provider as we offer long and short time loan services for our client without collateral with a considerable interest rate, you can contact us on this email:( [email protected] ) if you are interested for more detail.
Sincerely yours,
Barrister Anyi
Barrister Anyi replied with his copy-paste format:Dear Sir:
I got your mail and am interested in a loan. Please sir, reply back to my email soon. I hope the deal is still active?
Alex
I replied:Hello:Mr Alex,
Thanks for your respond on our proposal for a loan offer as i am using
this mail box to explain in details on our offer and if you are interested, kindly send
our requirements for immediate processing.
We are among the best regional investors, financial service provider
as We offer long and short term loan services for our clients. We offer soft loan with 2.5%
interest from 5 to 10 years contract period.
1) Funds Available range from $1 Million to $1 Billion USD. We have
investors that are ready to fund your business plans if it is
suitable to them.
2) The investor is not ready to be part of the business venture you
are going to place the fund. Hence, you are entitled to make your
maximum profit to pay back the fund loaned to you. The investor will
only fund you in agreement with him. And you will be responsible for
the placement and management of the fund without interference from
the
investor.
3)You have to send your business Plans and amount you required for
the project together with your company profile in PDF FORMAT so that I
will submit them to the investors in our database for proper screening of
your project(Business Plans).
On receiving the required information from you, we will advise you
accordingly.
Sincerely yours,
Barrister Anyi
Attached were some unopenable files. I plan to let him complain while I make some passable forgeries.Dear Sir:
Thank you so much for replying. I am Alex, owner of a landscaping company "Green Groomers" based out of Hempstead, New York, USA. We are interested in a loan in order to buy a tractor and brush hog.
Attached is our company profile and mission statement, along with my business card, which bears my name, tel. number, and photograph. We are interested in a loan of $1.1 Million USD, and if allowed to place this request, we promise to pay back the original amount threefold. Thank you for your time sir, please reply back to me soon.
Alex