(Facebook) Friends with Benefits

[bware419ers]

My character, Sal, needed some friends. He really likes the kind with benefits, so he went searching for them on FB, using three words: "Mila Kunis Real." Then he made some friends and even joined some groups. He also likes Bacon. So, this is the repository for those relationships.

Real Mila Kunis
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100092253181130

Sal: Hey! I was chatting with the other profile and I was ready to pay for the membership card, but then the massage wouldn't go thru. How much is the card, what do I get 4 it, and what bank did u want me to transfer the money 2?
Mila: It cost for 1000$ dear
Sal: Oh? It went down?
Sal: I thought it was $1500
Mila: Oh my bad dear
You know I have so many things I am working on so I might have forgotten
Sal: I know.
Mila: So is the money ready now
Sal: What do you mean by that?
Mila: I mean are you ready to make the payments for your membership card now?
Sal: Not yet
Mila: So when will it be ready dear
Sal: What do you mean by "it?"
Mila: I mean when will the payments be ready ?
Sal: I have the money. Just waiting on you to send the bank account from your manager.
Mila: Ok dear
Hold on
Mila: Bank name: Schoolsfirst Federal
Credit Union
Account Name: K. A.
Account number: 5703
Routing number: 322282001
Wire Transfer Routing N0: 322282001
Swift Code: SFROUS61
Bank Address:P.O. Box 11547,
Santa Ana, CA 92711-1547
Mila: Here you go dear
Send screenshot after making your payments dear
Sal: Ok. I'm not sure if my bank knows this one. I'm currently in the UK
Mila: It will dear
Go to your bank app and search for it dear
Sal: My bank does not have an app. It's brick and mortar
Mila: It will dear, just check
Mila: ??
Mila: Is the payments done?
So my management can confirm it
Sal: No. I will have to visit my bank and it is too late today
Mila: You are in UK now right?
Sal: Yes sweaty
Mila: Hold on
I think I have an account number for UK
It's going through
Mila: IBAN: GB94XXXX3227 37
BIC/SWIFT: TCCLGB3L
Bank name: Monese Bank
Acc name: N. S
Bank address: The Steward Building, 12 Steward Street, London E1 6FQ, GB
Mila: Send it dear
It's going through
Sal: Banks are closed right now
Mila: Alright then, send it early tomorrow baby
Mila: Hope it’s possible
Mila: I’ll remind you on that tomorrow also
Sal: k
Mila: So what are you doing now baby
Sal: Working
Sal: What are you doing hottie?
Mila: Nothing much dear
Still at work tho but am taking a break now
Sal: What kind of work are you doing?
Mila: Am an actress darling
But sometimes I do go for photo shots and the rest
Sal: Yes, I know this, because I love you so much and have forever. But what are you working on right now?
Sal: I really, really want to be with you forever. I want you to be my wife.
Mila: Really
Mila: Am flattered dear
Sal: YES
Mila: So tell me your kind of woman baby
Sal: I would do things to you that you could not even imagine. You would have to love me
Sal: YOU are my kind of woman.
Mila: Awwwn
Mila: So can I see a nice picture of you baby
Sal: Let me look on this computer and see what I have saved on here.
Sal: YOU ARE THE KIND OF WOMAN THAT IS MADE FOR ME. NOT LIKE THOSE DIRTY WHORES. YOU ARE JUST SLUTTY ENOUGH, BUT A LADY IN PUBLIC, RIGHT?
Sal: TELL ME I AM RIGHT
Mila: What do you mean by public dear
Sal: OUT WHERE PEOPLE WATCH YOU.
Mila: Yes baby, people do watch me but they have boundaries
Sal: Would you have boundaries for me? What would our limits be?
Mila: No baby ours would be exceptional
Mila: I love you and nothing can change that
Mila: Good morning darling
Sal: Nothing can change it? Good. That's exactly what I want to hear. Good morning to you hottie. What do you have for me today to show you love ol' Sal?
Mila: How was your night my love
Hope you slept well
Sal: Lonely without you. Have you eaten yet today or do you need eaten?
Mila: Hope you remember about the payments honey
Mila: Really
Me as well I miss alot
Sal: Were you serious about leaving your husband for me?
Mila: Ofcourse honey
I am just waiting for your payments my love then we will be together
Sal: Do you have life insurance on his stupid ass?
Mila: No dear
Mila: So is the payments ready honey?
Sal: Nothing bonded with Lloyds of London? What if he dies? You get no money from him? Because we can take him out
Sal: Be back in 15
Mila: I understand that dear
Mila: Ok honey I will be waiting
Sal: WOuld you be sad if he was gone?
Mila: While will I be sad dear
Sal: That's the exact fucking words I wanted to hear hot sticky stuff! Fuck! I love your fine ass so damn much.
Sal: Can I see a picture of your sexiness? No face because we have to protect that moneymaker, but maybe something like a left knee or your hip peeking from a monogrammed towel.
Mila: You haven't sent the money dear
What's the problem
Sal: Haven't had a chance to go to the bank. Been here working and thinking of your sexiness. Remember that time in the 70s show where you smoked pot? That was awesome.
Mila: Hahaha
Sal: You remembver it?
Mila: Yes dear but it was a long time ago you know
Sal: Yeah. That was awesome.
Sal: I think we could get high as hell and then take out your husband. Whatcha think? Then we could be together
Real Mila Kunis replied to you
Mila: That's exactly my point baby,go get the payments done so I can come over so we can plan on that
Sal: How about I come to you and we make that dude disappear
Mila: No dear I would want that to happen in his presence
Mila: Just make the payments and everything will be sought out
Sal: Well how else could we kill him but in his presence?
Sal: A customer is here hold on my sexpot
Mila: I don't understand
Sal: What I'm saying is we need to kill your husband Ashley. I've done it before and this one will really be worth it.
Mila: That's good
But get the payments done first

I'm going to be away from Eater for the first half of the week, but there's more to come!

[bware419ers]

Here are a few fails:

Mila kunis: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61557543053434


Sal: Hey, hottie no trottie! We were chatting on the other profile and I was ready to pay for the membership card, but then the massage wouldn't go thru. How much is the card, what do I get 4 it, and what bank did u want me to transfer the money 2?
Mila: The card is 100$
Mila: I accept cash app PayPal gift card Venmo and velle
Mila: How can you make the payment to my manager so that I can add you on my favorite fans list ?
Sal: I thought we discussed bank transfer
Mila: Nah
Mila: My bank have a problem
Sal: Like legit businesses
Sal: You already added me
Mila: Will you get a card online?
Sal: A big star like you? Come on my hottie, you know you can get that fixed
Mila: Yes but I'm little busy that why
Mila: Why don't you get the card online I should send you the link okay?
Sal: It's ok. I would wait forever for you
Sal: What kind of card?
Mila: Apple card
Sal: Oh. So this is a scam?
Mila: Should I send you the link so you can get it online or will you go to the store
Mila: Nah
Sal: Anyone asking for apple cards is a scam. They are not money.
Mila: How much is 100$ I got more than that sorry
I can't be scamming my fans for money
Mila: I will send it to my manager and he will help you subscribe and get your membership code
Mila: That all
Sal: Then send a bank account and show this is legit. SOmething with a bank
Mila: Oh maybe I should send my manager bank then
Sal: If you have it and are real
Mila: Alaye go sleep
Sal: Huh? I'm Sal. Not some chick named Alaye. Was that meant for me?
Sal: Hello?

Lesson learned. Don't use "If you're real." Duh.

Mila kunis official
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61551361187614


Mila: Hi Salvatore! Please let us know how we can help you.
Sal: How do I get a membership card? your other profile isn't working
Mila: Is their any Walmart or Walgreens close to you
Sal: For what?
Mila: Membership card
Mila: Which package re you going for
Regular
VIP
Vvip
Sal: VVIP
Mila: You know how much that is ?
Sal: You said it was $12,500.
Mila: No
Mila: Vvip is $500
VIP is $250
Regular is $100
Sal: Do you mean $15000, 12500 and 10000?
Mila: No
Sal: That's what you said before your other profile didn't work. Fine, I have no issue paying less
Sal: This is a lifetime membership package, right?
Mila: Yes
Sal: Ok. And did you have the bank account from your manager ready?
Sal: For what?
Mila: That’s for membership card
Sal: Gift cards are to be given as gifts, not used to purchase a membership card. This sounds like a scam
Mila: Okay but you re paying for membership card
The gift card is going directly to a charity not me
Mila: But if you call it a scam no problem
Sal: Charities never want a gift card for a donation
Mila: Have you ever converted gift card to money?
Sal: Only scammers will tell you to buy a gift card, like a Google Play or Apple Card, and give them the numbers off the back of the card. No matter what they say, that’s a scam. No real business or government agency will ever tell you to buy a gift card to pay them. Always keep a copy of your gift card and store receipt. Use them to report gift card scams to the gift card company and ask for your money back.
Sal: Nope. Not one single time have I done that.
Sal: Ever
Mila: Ok
Sal: So it's a scam, right?

Another one lost. At this point, I was trying to fine-tune the intro to get to a piggy right away and to develop a copy and paste script to use on future Milas.

[bware419ers]

Let's backtrack and talk about the fails. What happened there?

See where "Mila kunis" wrote "Alaye go sleep?" They suspected I was a fellow scammer. This is a quick and easy way to drop something into the conversation to check who might really be on the other end (much like baiters dropping the Roman numerals for 419 into a conversation).

What does Alaye mean? Well, that's a subject for debate. It's a Yoruba word, for sure, but according to the internets, it could mean a number of things, depending on intonation, syllabic emphasis, or the general whims of the poster. Feel free to do some research, but know it's a lad just trying to figure out who they are dealing with, so just feign ignorance; that's what they want, anyway.

And don't worry, that lad is back at it.

As for "Mila kunis official," well, the lad wants easy money like I want easy pork, so as soon as "scam" is brought up, they now have to work harder at getting that payday, so it's easier to move on.

Don't worry, though. That lad is back, too.

Meanwhile, let's see what other lads are up to...


Mila
(Account's been nuked).

Sal: Hey! We were chatting with the other profile and I was ready to pay for the membership card, but then the massage wouldn't go thru. How much is the card, what do I get 4 it, and what bank did u want me to transfer the money 2?
Mila: Sorry about that
Mila: Are you ready for it now
Mila: The membership card is for a proof that you are a true fan of mine and get to see me anytime I'm in Lowa without my security stopping you
Mila: Do you have cash app or PayPal account
Sal: I have been waiting on it.
Sal: I do not. I use banks
Mila: You can still make the payment using Apple card or iTunes card
Mila: You have to send me some details about you your name full name.
and your occupation where you live
Mila: And a picture of you

This picture thing comes up a lot now, and very quickly. Scammers love to have a lot of photos so they can use them to build other profiles. Nothing like having a nice collection ready to go, courtesy of someone paying you, as well, right? Damn, I hate lads. In this instance, I'm choosing to ignore the question.

Mila: Are you there
Sal: This sounds like a scam. You said you would have a bank account, like a real business.

Yeah, I know, there's that word, but sometimes you have to push the boundaries...

Mila: Okay
Mila: Seems like you prefer bank
Mila: I will send it to you
Sal: Yes. That's what we said
Mila:
Mila: Are you going to make the full payment
Mila: Which Bank are you using
Sal: I use Farmers
Mila: Okay
Mila: Send it now
Sal: Send what now?
Mila: Okay
Details about you for the membership card
Mila: And your picture
Mila: Hello
Mila: Are you there
Mila: Get back to me when you're ready
Sal: Ready for what? To pay for the card?
Mila: Yes
Sal: No. I'm waiting on you
Mila: Roar Money Lion.
Routing 073972181
Acct X4566
User name [email protected]
Mila: That is the account
Sal: That's a bank?
Mila: receipt when you are done
Mila: My manager will have everything done
Mila: Am waiting for your Reply
Sal: I will have to go to the bank

I firmly believe every lad has access to at least 3 bank accounts. I'd say it was an unwritten rule, but if you read the previous sentence, you'd see it was written. So, how to get more from the lad? Well, after a quick search (Goggle can be such a good friend) that revealed this to be a US-based bank...

Sal: That's a US bank?
Mila: Yes
Mila: Where are you
Sal: UK

It's my FB profile and my bait, so I can be wherever is convenient for me and a bitch for the lad. How many times do lads say they are from Los Angeles, New York, but when you want to come visit they are on mission in Afghanistan for an oil rig engineering peacekeeping mission? It goes both ways, buddy!

Mila: Okay
Mila: Can you do it
Mila: Please try and be responding to my questions let me know
Mila: I will send you UK account soon
Sal: Ok

Didn't even have to ask. I love self-baiting lads.

Mila: Please be patience my manager have everything in control
Sal: ok
Mila: Hello
Mila: Are you going to make the full picture
Mila: Are you going to make the full payment
Mila: Are you there?
Mila: The card is £500 for VIP card
And regular card for £300
So which one are you going to pay for it
Mila: Are you off to bed
Mila: Why are you silent

The next day...

Sal: Sorry. The work day was over so I left my computer and went home
Sal: I thought the cards were more than that?!?!?! Did you get the UK account?>
Mila: No it not
Sal: Ok
Mila: Yes
Mila: Are you going for the VIP card
Mila: Yes I understand the time difference
Sal: Ok
Sal: You never sent the UK account
Mila: I guess the VIP card will be okay for you so I will provide the account for you
Sal: Cool
Mila: Bank name : Monzo Bank
Sort code : 04-00-03
Acct no: X1686
Acct name: Dike O.
Bic num: MONZGB2L
IBAN: GB62 MONZ 016 86
Bank Address: monzo bank, broadwalk House, 5 Appold St, London EC2A 2AG, United Kingdom
Sal: O. is a name?
Sal: That can't be right
Mila: Send me the Receipt when you're done
Sal: You didn't answer me.
Mila: Yes
Mila: Account holder: Ugochukwu K O
Sort code: 23-14-70
Account number: X6115
IBAN: GB28 TRWI X61 15
Wise's address: 56 Shoreditch High Street
London
E1 6JJ
United Kingdom

Told ya.

Mila: Use this one if you don't understand the first one
Mila: Don't forget to send me the receipt
Sal: Is this a different account?
Mila: So that I can forward it to my management for confirmation I am not at the office
Mila: Yes Mr.
Sal: What bank is that?
Mila: Wise
Sal: Ok.
Sal: I'll work on this. How much?
Mila: £500
Mila: For VIP card
Sal: Lifetime, right?
Mila: Try and do it now for easy confirmation
Mila: Yes Mr
Sal: Ok. I'll go out to the bank in a bit
Mila: Okay MR
Sal: Why do you call me MR? Aren't we beyond this?
Mila: Yes we are dear
Mila: Have you done it
Mila: Hello
Mila: Still busy at the office
Sal: Same
Mila: Okay
Mila: Seems like you were not able to make the payment
Sal: Seems
Mila: Maybe tomorrow
Mila: Can you do it tomorrow

This was last Friday. I didn't plan well as I typically do not reply to lads on the weekend and I was going to be out of town Monday through Wednesday. That's ok. A lad who has sent bank accounts loves to wait...

Sat 10:24 AM
Mila:
Mila: What could be the problem
Baby
Sun 5:36 PM
Mila:
Mon 6:21 AM
Mila: Are you okay
Mila: Hello dear
Mila: Why are you silent?
Mila: Good Morning
Mon 8:39 PM
Sal: In Vegas. I'll contact when I'm home.
Mila: Okay
Tue 1:44 AM
Mila: You get me worried about you I hope you are okay
Wed 8:16 AM
Mila: Hello

Think this lad may have more accounts?

[bware419ers]

Mila Kunis
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61554860077042

Sal: Hey, my love! We were chatting on the other profile and I was ready to pay for the membership card, but then the massage wouldn't go thru. How much is the card, what do I get 4 it, and what bank did u want me to transfer the money 2?
Mila: Hi Salvatore! Please let us know how we can help you.
Sal: Membership card?
Mila: Okay fan

Ya gotta love the personal touch. The scammer can't even be bothered to look at the profile name.

Mila: How much was place on the last chat ?
Sal: $7500 for VVIP
Mila: Okay you can make payment using your cashapp
Mila: Do you have cashapp ?
Mila: It's $750
Sal: Maybe. Is that through a bank>
Mila: Okay which bank do you use ?
Or we have other payments methods which are PayPal, cashapp, zelle or chime

All of these are reportable, so I thought it best to be flexible here.

Sal: Farmers

Google it. I think almost every US state has a bank with Farmer in the title. Some have multiple ones.

Sal: I'm willing to try anything once
Mila: Okay
Mila: Install cashapp from your phone
Sal: If you want to send them, I can take a look
Mila: Install cashapp from your phone

Sometimes you need a good excuse not to do things...

Sal: I don't have a cell phone. Don't trust the mega companies or the government.
Mila: Okay
Mila: Should I send you bank details
Mila: Then you go to the bank and make payment

Gotta love a lad!

Sal: Yeah. I use those with all my work transactions
Mila: Okay
Sal: Yep. I go once a week for all of that
Sal: I'll be back in 15 minutes. You can send the info in the meantime
Mila: Okay

Mila: Acct Name: DARIUS W
Bank Name: WELLS FARGO
Mila: Send me receipt of the payment when done.
Sal: You didn't send the account info or sort code

I'm too lazy to type that out myself!

Sal: Just the name. Is that a UK bank?
Mila: No it's my manager bank details that's US bank
Mila: You can look through the picture I sent

Yeah, fine. Whatever. Reported, but now you need to cough up more.


Sal: I'm in the UK, though
Mila: Okay hold while I send it now
Mila: Account holder: XXSEX BUSINESS MARKETING LTD
Account number: 2540
Sort code: 23-69-72
account type: business
Bank name: COUNTING

The company was registered with Companies House on 3 January 2024, so fun stuff!

Mila: Okay Send me receipt of the payment when done.
Mila: Are you done ?
Sal: At work. i'll go in a bit here to the bank
Mila: Alright
Mila: Hello
Mila: If you're having hard time why don't you just use PayPal instead
Sal: How
Mila: Okay install PayPal
Mila: Don't worry I have been using PayPal and it's safe
Mila: So installl PayPal and create an account then add money to it

Remember that weekend and trip I mentioned before? Well, yeah...happened here, too.

Sat 10:31 AM
Mila: Seems you have a bad day today
Mila: Hello
Mila: Why are you keeping me waiting if you're not interested let me know other than wasting my time

Mon 8:39 PM
Sal: In Vegas. I'll contact when I'm home.

Tue 12:29 AM
Mila: Okay
Mila: Still waiting

[bware419ers]

Mila
(Account's been nuked).

New Account:
Milan kunis
https://www.facebook.com/milan.kunis.648444
You're not friends on Facebook
Lives in Phoenix, Arizona

Sure enough, a new account was up and running, but I didn't know which one of the Mila accounts it was, at first. And trust me, that's tough because Sal is chatting with about 35 of them right now.

Mila: Hi love
Mila: I've tried reaching out to you but it seems you travelled
Mila: I've missed you alot. Have you made the payment to the UK bank I sent to you ???

Always about that payday, huh?

Sal: No. I was in the US in Las Vegas.
Mila: Okay. When will you be returning home honey??
Mila: Because I wanted to confirm the payment from my management but , I got a reply that they haven't seen any transaction yet for the membership card
Mila: My love When are you making the payment? So that I will tell my management about it
Sal: Where is the rest of our conversation?
Mila: That was on the other of my account .
Mila: Where are you now?
Sal: What do you mean? Why can I not see it?
Mila: The account was disabled due to some network issues, so I've to chat you up with this new one

Now, just how weird is this excuse? There were "network issues," yet this account still works. Only part of the internet had issues? Only part of FB? Red Flag here, right?

Sal: Network issues? What are those sexy boots?
Mila: I wouldn't want stressing you here on Facebook... I'm gonna send you my new private WhatsApp number so we can be chatting over there okay

Let's chat about this. Here. Not on some other platform. I'm a Yank. I have a WhatsApp account. I have 3 contacts. Yep. Three. Rover, B8er (because he loves pics of animal feces and my two puppies make a lot of it), and my neighbor Syd, who took a cruise last year and wanted me to house sit, but be able to contact her in Honduras if I needed. My real cell phone number is connected to it, so no baiting goes near that number. Besides, my cellular service works just fine for the US, Canada, and Mexico. All included in one (not so) low price. And if I need to call Europe, Asia, or West Africa, well, I really don't have a reason to do that, but I'd use FB Messenger for that.

But, a lad, yeah, they're trying to hold onto their maga. So if you meet them on a dating app or some social media site, they're going to try and get you off their asap, so they can keep contact. Besides, when that fake profile is nuked, how else will they be able to contact you, and won't that look a bit wonky, too?

Because they will get nuked. Ok. Let's be honest; sometimes they'll get nuked. Some of the first lads I baited on FB still have their fake account hanging around. But, most don't. I have more than a dozen FB profiles. I know I have lost a couple here or there. One had Dani Daniels' images (you might not want to use a work computer to Goggle her), which are now used by lads. A lot. But, the one FB account I miss the most? The Profile ties to a ScamWarners name. I used this to discuss scams, help victims, and educate. But, somehow those geniuses in Menlo Park thought it needed to be shuttered. Brilliant, right?

LinkedIn seems to have bot after bot, after fake account. And they stick around for ages. But, I've lost 3 profiles there.

So, the lads move you off somewhere to isolate you and keep the conversation going. Ugh. But, I like to play dumb, just as I like to have an excuse for not having a cell phone.

Mila: +1XXXXXX9738
Mila: Official Milla Kunis

First, can't Mila/Milla get her name right?

I sent this message to 250 lads:
"Your junior sista don get belle for my pikin. I kon ask am make e suck mi yansh bot she kon insist sey wi must do evriting wey dey imejain. Koll mi naw-naw en whatapp +1+1XXXXXX9738 wi fit diskos how di fada fit bi yu or mi."

Sometimes you have to spread the love.

Sal: Oh, I'm not stressing. That's your phone number?
Sal: Shit. Hold on.
Mila: Yes love
Mila: That's my WhatsApp number
Sal: I can just call you from here.
Sal: What number?
Mila: Please do not share with anyone
Sal: Why aren't you answering sticky bun?>
Mila: It's only for my WhatsApp
Mila: Chat me up on WhatsApp
Sal: Your what app?
Mila: Yeah

Remember what I said above about calling West Africa using FB? Well, how many lads pretending to be Mila Kunis are going to answer if you call? I figured, not this one.

**Safety Note** I always keep a piece of black paper taped over the web cam of my baiting ladtop. Always.

Sal: I'm trying to call you here and you are not answering.
Sal: Are you playing some kind of game here?
Sal: Your Yeah App?
Sal: What's that.
Mila: Honey please try to understand me
Sal: Oh, I'm trying, but you are not explaining.
Mila: Send me your number so that I can chat you up on WhatsApp
Mila: Okay
Sal: Chat me on what app?
Mila: I sent you the UK account for the payment of your membership card, but are not yet to make your payment?
Sal: Call me right here. You won't pick it up when I keep calling you. Why?>
Sal: What was the info?
Mila: Account holder: Ugochukwu K O
blah, blah, blah. Same as the account linked in the chat above.
Sal: Ok. I see that from our last conversation. Should I use a US account though, because I'm back here.
Mila: No I will send you a new US account now

Couldn't have said it better myself. Thanks, lad.

Mila: Hold on
Mila: Wire transfer details USA
Account name: ANGEL M
Bank: WELLS FARGO BANK, N.A.
Account number: X0555
Routing number: 121000248
Swift Code: WFBIUS6S
Account Type: Business Checking
Mila: You can make the transfer on this US account info...

Not really, because I'm too busy reporting it to Wells Fargo.

Mila: Are you busy???
Sal: Sorry. back soon.
Mila: Okay
Sal: Ok. Who's this Angel guy?
Mila: That's my management
Mila: Send me the receipt of the transaction when you're done, so that I will forward it to my management for your membership card okay
Sal: Tell me what it is your management does for you? Why the fuck does he use Wells Fargo?

They're always after that receipt, right? Why, because rarely are they in control of the money mule or the account. Someone higher up the crime hierarchy is and the only way the lad can get paid is to provide a receipt and show their "client" (yep, that's the term the bastards use for those they scam) paid. Even then, the lad is only getting a percentage. Personally, this is why I love to go after accounts. There's nothing like disrupting that trust, whether it's between a scammer and his oga or a scammer and their victim. I find the "fun" in disfunction comes from sowing the seeds of discord in those relationships!

Another tangent...Wells Fargo. Fraud. Put it all together and do a nice Goggle search. They've had some issues, eh? They've paid some massive fines. I can tell you, until about a year ago I was not a fan. Accounts would be reported time and time again, but nothing would come of it. I had one lad send an account statement showing large sums of money coming in and going out of a WF account, and still it wasn't shuttered. But, several long time friends of Eater that were with other banks are now employed by WF and things seem to be closing down, so it's a step in the right direction. But, I still use the Goggle search to get the lad to send a different account.

Might as well throw in a third...When I first joined Eater, WU and MG were the rage for lads. You couldn't read a post without getting hit upside the head with an MTCN. But, then WU pleaded guilty and admitted to aiding and abetting wire fraud. The fee? $586 million. Scammed victims who sent money via WU were able to submit claims to have money returned (and lads were doing this same thing. Bastards). @WUStopFraud, however, started making a serious appearance soon after and does a great job educating and spreading fraud awareness, so kudos there. Additionally, Eater has been able to establish contacts with WU in the UK, Africa, and US, so on those rare occasions when that receiver is presented, something can actually be done!

Where were we?

Sal: Does he manage all your investments?
Mila: Not really, that's a girl and not a man
Mila: She's under me
Sal: I'm trying to picture that.
Sal: Is she hot?
Mila: Lol
You're funny
Sal: Is she?
Mila: Maybe
Sal: Ever fooled around in the devil's 3-way?
Mila: I don't understand you
Sal: 2 girls 1 guy
Sal: Naked
Sal: Doing adult things
Sal: Going to pound town
Sal: Enjoying the upside down papaya
Mila: Please tell me and send the receipt of your transactions when you're done
Sal: The Eiffel Tower of Love
Sal: Oh. I thought we were going to get a bit sexy here. I had locked my office door.
Mila: We will but not now okay, I'm at work now
Mila: Tell me when you're done with the bank transfer okay
Sal: That's when it's sexiest my little kitten
Sal: Yeah I can try and swing by after work.
Mila: Ok darling
Sal: Do you really want to be with me?
Sal: I mean like love and sex and sweat and semen. All that good stuff?
Mila: Exactly my love
Mila: That's always my dream
Mila: To be with you for the rest of my life
Mila: We both travel together
Sal: Tell me how and why
Mila: Go to the river side together
Sal: Can you swim?
Mila: And have the whole time having fun together
Mila: Yes I can really swim
Sal: Can you dip?
Mila: Yes ofcourse I can
Mila: What about you??
Can you dip?
Mila: I've to continue my work my love
Tell me whenever you're done with the bank transfer okay.
I love you
Sal: Hell yeah I can dip. I'm the skinniest!
Sal: We need to plan to get your husband out of the picture.
Mila: We really need to discuss that face to face, pay for the membership card so that we can meet up and discuss on that.
Sal: Just to be clear, you won't meet up unless I pay you? That's kind of the love I'm used to slick sheets. I was looking for something new with you.
Sal: Expecially since we need to discuss how to get rid of his body
Mila: We can't discuss that here on Facebook, it's not save here on Facebook
Sal: Encryption baby. They can't read what we write. You'd be surprised of some of the groups on here.
Sal: They say all kinds of shit and get away with it.
Sal: There's a trick that blocks all the tracking and reading bots.
Mila: pay and get the membership card first
Mila: I've sent you the US bank account.
Sal: Yeah it seems like you never want to talk about love and us.
Mila: Good luck baby
Sal: I guess my fillings don't really come into your consideration.
Mila: My love we have to see each other first and plan on how to get rid of him
Mila: I'm working on this with all my zeal
Sal: Oh I have people and a plan
Mila: Okay my love
Mila: I can't live without you my love
Mila: We need to see and get this done as soon as possible my love, that's why I want you to pay and get the membership card as soon as possible so that we will proceed and carry out our plans safely

To be continued...

[bware419ers]

Milena Markovna Kunis
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61556205329927
Personal blog

This Mila has some potential...

Sal: Hey, my love! We were chatting on the other profile and I was ready to pay for the membership card, but then the massage wouldn't go thru. How much is the card, what do I get 4 it, and what bank did u want me to transfer the money 2?
Mila: Just get a apple or steam card

I hate this immediate move to gift cards. Education really needs to be better and I try to move lads frm this right away. Even if I lose them.

Mila: Sorry. I shutdown the last page because of so many stroll

When I walk too much, I shut down pages, too.

Mila: I would redeem it into cash
Sal: How do you do that?
Mila: Apple card is ok
Mila: Scratch it and send to me
Mila: $500
Mila: ?
Sal: In Vegas. I'll contact when I'm home.
Mila: What are you doing in Vegas my love
Mila: Are you back
Sal: I was doing hookers and blow. Hell yeah! I thought you might try to meet up with me.
Mila: Sure we can
Mila: Where are you
Sal: I was in Vegas. I'm in San Diego now.
Mila: You travel a lot
Mila: Why?

As if lads don't hop from oil rigs in UAE to hospitals in Ghana at the drop of a hat...

Sal: Business. I have several of them.
Sal: That a problemo?
Mila: No it's not
Mila: I also travel a lot
Mila: Am currently in the UK for a movie shoot
Sal: Is that bastard of a husband with you?
Mila: No his in California. Am not even sure where he is
Sal: What's the movie about?
Sal: FIND OUT WHERE HE IS. FIND OUT HIS SCHEDULE AND PLANS. WHERE HE'LL BE AND WHEN. DO IT.
Mila: Why love
Mila: Don't tell me you want to do something crazy
Sal: DO YOU REALLY LOVE ME AND WANT TO BE WITH ME?

Why not use lad tactics and phrases?

Mila: Answer my question first
Mila: ??
Sal: WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION?
Mila: Nevermind dear
Mila: Just know I admire and like you
Mila: Being a celebrity doesn't mean anything
Sal: DO YOU REALLY LOVE ME AND WANT TO BE WITH ME?
Mila: Yes
Mila: Do you ?
Sal: FUCK. I'M MY FAVORITE PERSON AND I WANT US TO BE TOGETHER. NOW TELL ME WHERE HE IS AND WHAT HIS SCHEDULE IS. THEN YOU CAN BE FREE AND WITH ME
Mila: I don't know where he is
Mila: Am not a detective

We'll see...maybe you are.


Let's look at a different Mila:

Real Mila Kunis
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100092253181130

Sal: Hey! We were chatting with the other profile and I was ready to pay for the membership card, but then the massage wouldn't go thru. How much is the card, what do I get 4 it, and what bank did u want me to transfer the money 2?
Mila: It cost for 1000$ dear
Sal: Oh? It went down?
Sal: I thought it was $1500

Sometimes it's fun to see how greedy a lad can be. Sometimes, it's fun to get them stuck committed to a certain amount and then find out your bank has sending limits.

Mila: Oh my bad dear
You know I have so many things I am working on so I might have forgotten
Sal: I know.
Mila: So is the money ready now
Sal: What do you mean by that?
Mila: I mean are you ready to make the payments for your membership card now?
Sal: Not yet
Mila: So when will it be ready dear
Sal: What do you mean by "it?"
Mila: I mean when will the payments be ready ?
Sal: I have the money. Just waiting on you to send the bank account from your manager.
Mila: Ok dear
Hold on
Mila: Bank name: Schoolsfirst Federal
Credit Union
Account Name: Kathleen A
Account number: 5703
Routing number: 322282001
Wire Transfer Routing N0: 322282001
Swift Code: SFROUS61
Bank Address:P.O. Box 11547,
Santa Ana, CA 92711-1547

Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

Mila: Here you go dear
Send screenshot after making your payments dear
Sal: Ok. I'm not sure if my bank knows this one. I'm currently in the UK

Gotta plant the seed...

Mila: It will dear
Go to your bank app and search for it dear
Sal: My bank does not have an app. It's brick and mortar
Mila: It will dear, just check
Mila: ??
Mila: Is the payments done?
So my management can confirm it
Sal: No. I will have to visit my bank and it is too late today
Mila: You are in UK now right?

Well, the account is in the US, so, sure! Thanks for the help!

Sal: Yes sweaty
Mila: Hold on
I think I have an account number for UK
It's going through
Mila: IBAN: GB94 X 3227 37
BIC/SWIFT: TCCLGB3L
Bank name: Monese Bank
Acc name: N. S
Bank address: The Steward Building, 12 Steward Street, London E1 6FQ, GB
Mila: Send it dear
It's going through
Sal: Banks are closed right now
Mila: Alright then, send it early tomorrow baby
Mila: Hope it’s possible

Better keep on hoping!

Mila: I’ll remind you on that tomorrow also
Sal: k
Mila: So what are you doing now baby
Sal: Working
Sal: What are you doing hottie?
Mila: Nothing much dear
Still at work tho but am taking a break now
Sal: What kind of work are you doing?
Mila: Am an actress darling
But sometimes I do go for photo shots and the rest
Sal: Yes, I know this, because I love you so much and have forever. But what are you working on right now?
Sal: I really, really want to be with you forever. I want you to be my wife.
Mila: Really
Mila: Am flattered dear
Sal: YES
Mila: So tell me your kind of woman baby
Sal: I would do things to you that you could not even imagine. You would have to love me
Sal: YOU are my kind of woman.
Mila: Awwwn
Mila: So can I see a nice picture of you baby

Surprise!

Sal: Let me look on this computer and see what I have saved on here.
Sal: YOU ARE THE KIND OF WOMAN THAT IS MADE FOR ME. NOT LIKE THOSE DIRTY WHORES. YOU ARE JUST SLUTTY ENOUGH, BUT A LADDY IN PUBLIC, RIGHT?
Sal: TELL ME I AM RIGHT
Mila: What do you mean by public dear
Sal: OUT WHERE PEOPLE WATCH YOU.
Mila: Yes baby, people do watch me but they have boundaries
Sal: Would you have boundaries for me? What would our limits be? Any ideas on a good safe word?
Mila: No baby ours would be exceptional
Mila: I love you and nothing can change that

Can we hold you to that?

Mila: Good morning darling
Sal: Nothing can change it? Good. That's exactly what I want to hear. Good morning to you hottie. What do you have for me today to show you love ol' Sal?
Mila: How was your night my love
Hope you slept well
Sal: Lonely without you. Have you eaten yet today or do you need eaten?
Mila: Hope you remember about the payments honey
Mila: Really
Me as well I miss alot
Sal: Were you serious about leaving your husband for me?
Mila: Ofcourse honey
I am just waiting for your payments my love then we will be together
Sal: Do you have life insurance on his stupid ass?
Mila: No dear
Mila: So is the payments ready honey?
Sal: Nothing bonded with Lloyds of London? What if he dies? You get no money from him? Because we can take him out
Sal: Be back in 15
Mila: I understand that dear
Mila: Ok honey I will be waiting
Sal: WOuld you be sad if he was gone?
Mila: While will I be sad dear
Sal: That's the exact fucking words I wanted to hear hot sticky stuff! Fuck! I love your fine ass so damn much.
Sal: Can I see a picture of your sexiness? No face because we have to protect that moneymaker, but maybe something like a left knee or your hip peeking from a monogrammed towel.
Mila: You haven't sent the money dear
What's the problem
Sal: Haven't had a chance to go to the bank. Been here working and thinking of your sexiness. Remember that time in the 70s show where you smoked pot? That was awesome.
Mila: Hahaha
Sal: You remembver it?
Mila: Yes dear but it was a long time ago you know
Sal: Yeah. That was awesome.
Sal: I think we could get high as hell and then take out your husband. Whatcha think? Then we could be together
Mila: That's exactly my point baby,go get the payments done so I can come over so we can plan on that
Sal: How about I come to you and we make that dude disappear
Mila: No dear I would want that to happen in his presence
Mila: Just make the payments and everything will be sought out
Sal: Well how else could we kill him but in his presence?
Sal: A customer is here hold on my sexpot
Mila: I don't understand
Sal: What I'm saying is we need to kill your husband Ashley. I've done it before and this one will really be worth it.
Mila: That's good
But get the payments done first

But of course. Can't forget about that pesky payment.

Mila: Hello baby
Mila: Hello dear
Mila: You are now snubbing me right?
Sal: In Vegas. I'll contact when I'm home.
Mila: Is that why you have been snubbing me?
Sal: Yeah. Sorry. It was an unplanned trip. I thought you might drive over and join me, but I guess your fine ass didn't want to, huh? Too bad. There was blow for days.
Mila: Then why did you make me send account number?
Sal: Huh?
Sal: Can we talk about the plan?
Mila: We are not talking about anything else
You made me send my account for over a week now but my management haven't receive any payments
Sal: So our love isn't important to you? Our relationship isn't even worthy of discussing?
Sal: I guess my fillings just aren't important.
Mila: If I don't love you I won't be chatting you dear
Mila: That's why I need you to get the payments done so I can come to you so we will discuss the plan better
Mila: In person actually
Sal: It seems you have lots of excuses and just want it to be about you and not us. I can see that now.
Mila: Meaning what dear
Mila: Don't you want us to be together?
Mila: Don't you want to see me in person?
Mila: If going to bank to get the transfer done would be stressful for you darling why don't you go to any store close by and get an apple card that worth up to 1500
Sal: I just want you to trust me and it seems you don't. I'm not sure how I should take that.
Sal: Getting a card would be so super stressful. It would probably bring on a panic attack.
Mila: Ofcourse baby I do trust me why would you say that
Mila: Attack? No dear it won't
Mila: Just go to any store around get it while going home and scratch it and send
Sal: You can feel it when someone doesn't trust you.
Mila: Why do you say I don't trust you
Sal: You seem to constantly ask my ass questions as though your sexiness don't believe my capable ass is competent enough to do it in the way I know how, or maybe you just want to criticize the way I want to do things because it's not good enough, or it's not the way YOU were taught. I get you're an immigrant and have overcome all kinds of things. I get you've taken that rack and smile and made a star of yourself. But, I'm a pretty fucking capable businessman myself and I know how to do shit and I'm set in my ways and how I want it done. Just like you keep passing off this shit with your husband.
Sal: I guess you have nothing to say so that tells me everything.
Mila: I don't know why you're saying this dear
Mila: You are really hurting me
Sal: How the hell do you think I fill since your sexy ass doesn't even trust me?
Sal: I mean, how does it even make sense to take your husband out if you don't trust me?
Sal: Hello?
Mila: Why are you saying that I don't trust you?
Sal: Your words above say that you don't.
Sal: I guess this means you really don't love me. I can go quiet too
Mila: Stop saying that I do love you and ur not seeing it
Mila: Because if you do you will know that this is why I want you to get the payments done already so I can come over and we will plan on taking down my husband
Mila: But I can see you don't want that as well right
Sal: If you really loved me you would no that a membership wouldn't be required
Sal: And I can see you insist on just being selfish and not caring about me or wanting to get rid of your husband.

I was lucky enough to have a few full Romance Scammer Script handy, so I did some copy, pasting, and editing. Just enough so it wasn't exactly what the lads use...let's turn those techniques back on them.

[Kitty La Gore]

Love this approach! And now I know why Kat is getting so many suggested Mila pages!

[bware419ers]

Real Mila Kunis
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100092253181130

Let's go back to the very first Mila and see what she's been up to...which has been a lot of work for ol' Sal.

Last Week.
Mila: Hello baby
Mila: Hello dear
Mila: You are now snubbing me right?
Sal: In Vegas. I'll contact when I'm home.
Mila: Is that why you have been snubbing me?
Sal: Yeah. Sorry. It was an unplanned trip. I thought you might drive over and join me, but I guess your fine ass didn't want to, huh? Too bad. There was blow for days.
Mila: Then why did you make me send account number?
Sal: Huh?

This week.

Sal: Can we talk about the plan?
Mila: We are not talking about anything else
You made me send my account for over a week now but my management haven't receive any payments
Sal: So our love isn't important to you? Our relationship isn't even worthy of discussing?
Sal: I guess my fillings just aren't important.

Gotta send some of that lad guilt their way. Just like they love to do...

Mila: If I don't love you I won't be chatting you dear
Mila: That's why I need you to get the payments done so I can come to you so we will discuss the plan better
Mila: In person actually
Sal: It seems you have lots of excuses and just want it to be about you and not us. I can see that now.
Mila: Meaning what dear
Mila: Don't you want us to be together?
Mila: Don't you want to see me in person?
Mila: If going to bank to get the transfer done would be stressful for you darling why don't you go to any store close by and get an apple card that worth up to 1500
Sal: I just want you to trust me and it seems you don't. I'm not sure how I should take that.
Sal: Getting a card would be so super stressful. It would probably bring on a panic attack.

I really need to incorporate more panic attacks into my baits...

Mila: Ofcourse baby I do trust me why would you say that
Mila: Attack? No dear it won't
Mila: Just go to any store around get it while going home and scratch it and send
Sal: You can feel it when someone doesn't trust you.
Mila: Why do you say I don't trust you
Sal: You seem to constantly ask my ass questions as though your sexiness don't believe my capable ass is competent enough to do it in the way I know how, or maybe you just want to criticize the way I want to do things because it's not good enough, or it's not the way YOU were taught. I get you're an immigrant and have overcome all kinds of things. I get you've taken that rack and smile and made a star of yourself. But, I'm a pretty fucking capable businessman myself and I know how to do shit and I'm set in my ways and how I want it done. Just like you keep passing off this shit with your husband.
Sal: I guess you have nothing to say so that tells me everything.
Mila: I don't know why you're saying this dear
Mila: You are really hurting me

Tell me that isn't right out of the lad playbook.

Sal: How the hell do you think I fill since your sexy ass doesn't even trust me?
Sal: I mean, how does it even make sense to take your husband out if you don't trust me?
Sal: Hello?
Mila: Why are you saying that I don't trust you?
Sal: Your words above say that you don't.
Sal: I guess this means you really don't love me. I can go quiet too
Mila: Stop saying that I do love you and ur not seeing it
Mila: Because if you do you will know that this is why I want you to get the payments done already so I can come over and we will plan on taking down my husband
Mila: But I can see you don't want that as well right
Sal: If you really loved me you would no that a membership wouldn't be required
Sal: And I can see you insist on just being selfish and not caring about me or wanting to get rid of your husband.
Mila: You know is required dear and besides am not the one taking the money,that money is been held by management
Mila: And you can pay instrumentally is not a big deal,I have already told you to just get an apple card instead of going to the bank to stress urself
Mila: Just go to any store and get maybe you can start by 300$
Mila: I would love to do that as well so this is why I wanna come over to you so you can come up with a perfect plan to eliminate my husband
Sal: The deal is required for us to be together? Sounds like prostitution
Sal: I never stress baby. I'm Sal. My life is all about cool.
Sal: I already have the perfect plan hot toes!
Mila: Are you calling me a prostitute or what?
Mila: Or do you think I don't worth more than that?
Mila: I can tell you about my membership card and you agreed to pay then you were the one that requested for my account details which I sent to you and you are telling making up stories and forming kind of a hero I don't know about
Mila: Oh jeez
Sal: We need to make our love happen real soon. Like right now. And I know that time is almost here my little lip flapper. All that should matter is the level of love we have for each other, not this membership card shit, because who needs a membership to love each other? Seriously? And we shall have any other things that comes along with our love. Whatever it may be. Which, I think we know it means getting rid of your husband. I'm not afraid to do it. I'm not afraid of the consequences. I've had it done before (but in a 3rd world country) and we'll do it together. To prove our love. We know that fate really made your ass for me and us for each other and we shall have a life beyond love. Once we get rid of that husband.
Mila: So you're calling my membership card a shit?

Shit exists. The card doesn't. JS.

Sal: Where did I write that shit?
Mila: Read the message you sent to me again
Mila: And Don't think that money is just that card dear is way more than that
Sal: I said our love for each other is more important than the membership card. You're not going to be one of those people who takes everything literally and doesn't understand the nuance of language, are you?
Sal: So you're saying I must pay to love you?
Mila: No am saying
That there's no love without seeing each other in person
Sal: But you refuse to come see me. I have no problem coming to see you, but if I come, and I mean this, if I'm coming, we're together for life and we are taking out your husband.
Sal: And you don't believe in long distance loving?
Mila: Now you're talking that's why I need to see you in person
Mila: I believe that but you are making it to look as if I don't
Sal: No you are making it look as if you don't. You are saying I''m saying things I'm not saying and you think you are saying things that you are not saying so it's confusing and we really need to get right down to taking him out and getting us into a loving sexual relationsship. I have a plan.
Sal: Do you think it's better to hire someone or do it ourselves?
Mila: I get it now
Sal: Good. Which do you think is best?
Mila: Let's book a reservation in your place on where to meet and strategize on how to kill my husband

I know just the place to book reservations. 4E. Why not?

Sal: You want to meet in Las Vegas or Jackson Hole?
Mila: Location is not a problem dear
But you have to pay my insuring permit certificate (IPS) to my management dear

You can't explain lad logic. I love how IPS = insuring permit certificate. You'd think Scammer Land revolves around procuring certificate after certificate.

Mila: Which would cost you just 700$ baby
Mila: My management would be waiting for the payments honey because i already told them about it
Sal: What the fuck is an IPS?
Mila: It's my Insuring Permit certificate dear
That is a certificate that you will have to pay to my management then giving them your full assurance that I will be safe under your care
Sal: So, I've partied with lots of Hollywood people before and never heard of this shit.
Mila: And that's how is done so don't worry about where we will meet I will handle the expenses there
Sal: I mean producers, directors, other stars have all come to the ranch and never said shit about this.
Mila: Mila Kunis is different dear,I am different so am not those Hollywood actors
Sal: Show me a sample of one of these my sexy little caterpillar.
Sal: How do you mean different?
Mila: Then if you really wanna take my husband down get the payments done and stop all this talks
Sal: I don't think you really want to. It sounds like you keep making barriers so we cannot be together.
Mila: No it is you that's making up barriers and excuses for not meeting me
Mila: I have told you what's to be done so we can meet and start planning to take my husband down but it seems like am playing right?
Mila: Jeez
Sal: It does seem like that.
Sal: I'm still waiting to see one of these certificates
Sal: Never fucking heard of it. And I do blow with all the big power brokers in Hollyweird and have dipped into more than one actor and actress in my day, let me tell your fine ass.
Mila: It's fine I get it now
You don't believe whatever I said,you only care about what you what want which is taking down my husband and having me all to yourself? Then the necessary things my management is asking you to do you are making up bullshits right
Sal: Don't you think taking down your husband and making your ass mine should be of utmost fucking importance? What else is more important than our love for each other and us spending the rest of our lives together? you sound like management is the most important thing to you.
Mila: Do you think I will be what I am today without my management,these people have helped alot in life baby and yes i do love you but you need to do the necessary dear
Mila: If not for them but for the love you have for me
Sal: What is your email address.
Mila: What's that for?
Sal: Your hotel reservation.
Mila: So what does that have to do with my email address?
Sal: So your reservation details can be sent to your hot ass.
Mila: Get the payments done and send it here baby
Sal: I need your email address or that of your management
Mila: Ok dear hold
Sal: K

The lad was gone about the same amount of time it takes to create a new email address..

Mila: [email protected]
Mila: Are you there baby
Sal: Ok.
Mila: So what do you wanna do honey
Mila: You want to text them?
Sal: I made a reservation for this weekend. Friday.
Mila: So have you get the payments done?
Mila: You haven't pay for what they are requesting dear and you went ahead and booked a reservation already?
Mila: I was hoping for you to send the payments to their email address not knowing it was about the reservation Sal: Yeah
Mila: What about the payments?
Mila: Are you paying that or not
Sal: Right after they or you send a sample of this certificate so I know it's real.
Sal: And what it covers and doesn't cover.
Mila: So you don't trust me or what
Sal: I don;t trust their fucking ass. Management is always trouble. Goggle it.
Mila: I told you about what my management is requesting and you are asking me if it's fake or not
Sal: Did they tell you about your reservations?
Sal: Yep. Because THEY requested it. You can never trust THEM.
Mila: Yes dear they did
To show you the level of trust we have for each other
Sal: What is the reservation number?
Mila: You don't have to trust them dear,just trust me
Mila: 2024
Sal: I can never trust others that might be manipulating you or handling your money. It's your money and your life and you cannot allow them to control it. you're an adult, right?
Sal: That number is not correct. See. They are not telling you everything. How can you see the reservation and what is planned without the right number?
Mila: Yes I am and that's why i need you to get it for them or you can send it to me here
Mila: RSVP2024
Sorry it was my mistake
Sal: Ok. And now they can send a sample of the certificate, or at least, the verbiage so I know what is covered.
Sal: ?
Mila: What I will send to you is just the form,where you will have to fill the requirements there

Mila: But on Friday when we will meet I will hand the main certificate to you
Mila: So get the payments done baby
Just get a razer gold gift card of 700$ dear rather than stressing urself in going to the bank
Sal: Going to the bank is no stress, but I don't think you are understanding me. I'm trying to find out what this Certificate covers.
Sal: What the hell does it certify?

[bware419ers]

Work kept me occupied for the beginning of the week and all these Milas are running together. Here's a new one...

Mila Kunis 2023
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61555143101677
Personal blog


Sal: Hey! We were chatting with the other profile and I was ready to pay for the membership card, but then the massage wouldn't go thru. How much is the card, what do I get 4 it, and what bank did u want me to transfer the money 2?
Mila: Hello honey and sorry I have been quite busy on a project
Mila: Can we talk now honey???
Sal: In Vegas. I'll contact when I'm home.
Mila: Are you home now honey???
Sal: Yeah! I thought you might try to meet up with me.
Mila: I would want to be with you any moment from now

Now this makes it easier!

Mila: How do you intend to make the payment so we can proceed immediately and then I get prepared
Mila: Let me know so I can give you the necessary details and amount for it
Mila: Are you there????
Sal: I use banks
Mila: I Am Sending The Account Details Now Honey
Mila: What Bank Are You Sending From
Mila: ??
Mila: And are you sending it immediately you receive the details you are supposed to send it to??
Mila: I am asking this because you are not active here and I need to be in communication with you, not just about the money but for communication and I don't get stranded
Sal: I saw where you said you were sending the info but it looks like you didn't send it.
Mila: I am sending it now but I asked you another question
Sal: The answers are Farmers and No
Mila: Just to be sure
Sal: And how would it matter?
Mila: We are supposed to schedule for this weekend
Mila: Pending when you get this done
Mila: That's why I needed to know if you can get it done today already
Sal: You haven't sent the info though
Sal: Are you not sending it across?
Mila: Can we do this on a App??
Mila: Would be better that way or a more convenient alternative
Sal: What do you mean on an App?
Mila: I meant probably not the bank
Mila: It won't be available this weekend for me
Mila: So probably on any App like A Cashapp or PayPal or probably a card equivalent
Mila: You can let me know immediately

Nope. The weekend was here and Sal was too busy trying to put all the drugs in Iowa into his body...

Monday:
Sal: And how the hell would that work?M
Mila: Yes its going to work
Mila: You only have to download the PayPal or Cashapp on your device or Get A Card Equivalent to that amount, you can find cards at the store nearby and I guess it would be the easiest, you can for $400
Mila: ???
Mila: Are You There Honey
Sal: Hey my little fluffernutter
Mila: You are really trying to get on my nerves, if you don't give me a positive response or do what I have told you then don't bother me again for life

Well! I'm not a huge fan of the lad thinking they have any control. So, I went silent. Just like they like to do...

Mila: Because I dislike when I am open to someone and give them attention and you make me look like I don't even know my worth

Tuesday...

Sal: What do you mean (and please do not be annoyed by my mostly absence today, large deliveries in the warehouse coming in today).
Mila: You haven't told me if you can get me a card worth that amount from the store or you are using the Cashapp or Paypal
Mila: Please respond honey

Yesterday at 9:33 AM

Mila: This is the problem I am having with you
Mila:
Mila: Suit yourself

Today at 7:39 AM

Sal: Sorry. Ever since that boat hit the bridge, there's been all kinds of shit and no power and shipments all kinds of fucked up, babe.

In fairness, I had been busy and crafted this up to send to all the Mila's who were waiting on responses from Sal.

Mila: I want you do it this morning
Mila: Probably by 9:am or 10:am, if you don't do it then don't ever text me again, if you don't go to the store to get me a card equivalent probably an Apple card or Visa Card , I am not stupid to be keeping up with your excuses everyday, do I look like a kid to you, please if you can't do it then don't ever text me again, don't bother
Sal: We all ready said bank to bank.
Sal: How many times do we need to discuss this? Because if you say some stupid ass card one more time, I'll know this is a scam.
Mila: Bank to Bank, are you going to the bank now or you have to do it on your bank App on the phone
Mila: Well don't get me annoyed

Guess we aren't in as much love as we were.

Mila: Because the amount accepted on the bank account is from $1000
Sal: I run enough fucking businesses to know NOBODY and I mean NO FUCKING BODY requires payments with a gift card.
Mila: I didn't say thag
Mila: That
Mila: You are getting me misunderstood
Mila: The bank details is ready but you were taking all the time to respond
Mila: You left me here for days
Mila: Without even a response
Sal: I do not use apps on my phone. You can not trust mobile phones. The government and the big corps track you. Now, I have to get work done if you expect me to pay today, so I am going to log off for awhile. If you want me to pay, there will be bank details when I return.
Mila: Is that fair enough
Mila: Can you send $1000 through the bank
Mila: I provide the details immediately
Mila: And then you send me a receipt for it and then it has to be today please
Mila: Don't let it exceed today
Mila: ???
Sal: Read what I all ready wrote and understand it fully before you reply again. BBL
Mila: Okay I send the details now
Mila: Please you already know the amount, don't send more or less so it doesn't get complicated honey
Mila: I love you
Mila: BANK NAME:WELLS FARGO
NAME: P R
ACCT NUM: 4887
ROUTINE 063107513
Swiftcode: WFBIUS6S
BANK ADD: 1701 W Tharpe St, Tallahassee, FL 32303
Sal: Got it!
Mila: I love you honey send me a photo of the receipt of it okay
Sal: My accountant just told me he won't make any transfers to Wells Fargo and had me do a web search on Wells Fargo Fraud. Do you have a different bank my little ass dimple?
Mila:
Okay honey
Mila: Sure
Mila: I would send it right away
Mila: Bank address: 180 N Moorpark Rd, Thousand Oaks,
CA 91360
Name:*Jeffrey T r*
Routing number 071025661
Account number 1063
Bank name- BMO HARRIS BANK
Swift code: HATRUS44XXX
Checking
Mila: Please honey, do well to tell your accountant to approve this transaction to this bank account and it's no fraud whatsoever, tell him he should go ahead and make the transaction and also send you a confirmation of the transaction and then let me know immediately, I await you
Mila: Hope we can have our special time this weekend, I love you
Mila: ???

Thank you.

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Might as well check in somewhere else...sometimes, you just can't win and it's fun to abuse a lad without burning them.

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Mila: Hi Salvatore! Please let us know how we can help you.
Sal: Hey, something happened to your account. You never sent the bank info so I can pay for the card.
Mila: Oh yeah
I'm here now ok
Mila: How are you gonna get the card done now ?
Sal: What do you mean? I'm waiting on you.
Mila: How much are you gonna get
Sal: I all ready have the full amount.
Mila: Go and get the card now at the store
Sal: I can buy the membership card at the store?
Mila: No you're gonna but steam card ok
Mila: Did you understand me
Sal: I don't want a steam card. I want a fan membership card
Mila: I'm gonna get your membership card here after you get the steam card at the store ok
Sal: How?
Sal: What the hell is a steam card anyway>?
Mila: I'm gonna show you the membership card and it's gonna be yours
Mila: That'd what I need to upload the membership card here ok
Mila: I'm gonna show you everything here
Sal: I didn't ask why. I asked what is it?
Mila: It's just a card
Mila: That's what I'm gonna use to upload the membership card here ok
Mila: Did you try to get me right now
Sal: I don't understand at all.
Sal: That really makes no sense.
Sal: Let me google it
Mila: Smile calm down ok
Mila: You've to get the steam card for the fans membership card
Mila: Without the steam card here you can't have the membership card
Mila: Don't you really understand keb
Mila: Me *
Sal: It says this: Steam Gift Cards work just like gift certificates, which can be redeemed on Steam for the purchase of games, software, and hardware.
Mila: Yes exactly I'm gonna use it to upload the membership card here
Sal: So, you're going to use this card to play fucking video games? No way is this real. If it were you would request I pay to a bank account.
Sal: It says it's for fucking kids' games. Are you a little kid?

Experience has shown scammers loved being called any of the following: little kid, immature, stupid, silly, and unprofessional. I was hoping for a better reaction...

Mila: I told you calm down ok

Mila: Or are you here to embarrass me
Mila: Or you teaching me how to do my job
Sal: You embarrass yourself asking for little kids games
Mila: That sounds so funny
Sal: Your job is as an actress
Mila: Yeah .
But I said a steam card
Sal: I can see this is not real. A real fan club uses banks.
Mila: How much did you have right now
Mila: Well I think you're getting me wrongly
Sal: This is what the Steam Card sight says: Only scammers will tell you to buy a gift card, like a Google Play or Apple Card, and give them the numbers off the back of the card. No matter what they say, that’s a scam. No real business or government agency will ever tell you to buy a gift card to pay them. Always keep a copy of your gift card and store receipt. Use them to report gift card scams to the gift card company and ask for your money back.
Mila: You don't obey to me anymore
Sal: I had the full amount, but since you don't have a bank account then you are not real.
Sal: YOU DON'T OBEY ME. WE AGREED FROM THE BEGINNING ON BANK TO BANK TRANSFER.
Mila: Yes darling
Don't you aware that they're so much imposter out there trying to be me
Sal: Little kid video games. Cheese on a bsicuit what kind of shit is that?
Mila: Alright you want a bank transfer right
Mila: I said how much dollar you having with you right now
Sal: I have plenty.
Sal: I'm not worried about some small $15,000 fee for lifetime.

I like to throw in an exhorbitant fee before the lad can come up with something...

Mila: Oh really
Mila: How much dollar are you gonna send now
Mila: Cause I agree with you to use the bank transfer now
Sal: Nothing unless I am sending via bank.
Mila: What kind of back you use ?
Sal: Regular bank
Mila: Oh ok I’m gonna send my bank info now

Days later...
Sal: Are you ok?
Mila: Hi Salvatore! Please let us know how we can help you.
Sal: Sorry. Ever since that boat hit the bridge, there's been all kinds of shit and no power and shipments all kinds of fucked up, babe.
Mila: I said go and get me the card nkw

Feisty, eh?

Sal: We said bank transfer
Mila: I don’t take that
Mila: Get me the steam card
Mila: Now
Sal: I run enough fucking businesses to know NOBODY and I mean NO FUCKING BODY requires payments with a gift card.
Sal: AND NO REAL BUSINESS REQUIRES PAYMENT FROM STUPID FUCKING CARD USED TO PLAY LITTLE KIDS GAMES. ARE YOU A LITTLE KID NOW OR ARE YOU THE WOMAN WHO LOVES ME AND WANTS TO SPEND HER LIFE WITH ME AFTER WE TAKE OUT HER HUSBAND?

Let's see if we can save this one...

[Kitty La Gore]

Do you have a different bank my little ass dimple?

[bware419ers]

^^^I must have been in the zone, because I don't even remember including that one.

mila.kunis.official.289371 · Facebook
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March 14 at 4:01 PM
Mila: Hello dear fan how are you doing?
Sal: Hey! I was chatting with the other profile and I was ready to pay for the membership card, but then the massage wouldn't go thru. How much is the card, what do I get 4 it, and what bank did u want me to transfer the money 2?
Mila: Mila Kunis Official unsent a message <--Not a fan of this feature when baiting...unless it helps me. I probably should use it more.
Mila: You can make the payment through gift cards
Mila: Apple gift card in particular okay !
Mila: You have to hurry up with the payment so your membership card can start processing okay !


I wasn't in a hurry.

March 18 at 8:39 PM
Sal: In Vegas. I'll contact when I'm home.
Mila: Okay

March 21 at 12:13 PM
Sal: So what's up?
Mila: Great
Mila: Are you back now ?
Mila: Hello Aren't you still interested for the membership card?

March 22 at 11:43 AM
Sal: Well you never sent the bank info
Mila: Where are you currently?
Mila: You have to go to the store buy Apple cards scratch it off and send it here on Facebook to me
Mila: So that they can start to process your membership card

Sometimes, it's important to get straight to the point.

Sal: I use banks. Everyone knows gift cards are for gifts. Not payments
Mila: Mila Kunis Official unsent a message
Mila: Mila Kunis Official unsent a message
Mila: Mila Kunis Official unsent a message
Mila: Yes We accept our payment through gift cards
Mila: You have to hurry up to the store and get Apple cards. we accept it scratch it off and send it here to me
Mila: Hurry up the management are waiting right away for the card so they will start processing your fan card

Still wan't in a hurry...and decided to make the rare Saturday reply.

March 23 at 11:07 AM
Sal: Screw gift cards and tell management to go to hell. They work for you. Not the other way around. I use banks. Nothing legit ever requires gift card payments.
Mila: I just contacted the management right away
Mila: What bank do you use ?

March 25 at 10:29 AM
Sal: Farmers
Mila: Do you got cash app?

March 26 at 9:45 AM
Sal: I don't use apps.

March 28 at 7:28 AM
Sal: Sorry. Ever since that boat hit the bridge, there's been all kinds of shit and no power and shipments all kinds of fucked up, babe.
Mila: Okay honey
Mila: Babe please there's no other way of making this payment except through cash app, pay pal , zelle, Venmo
Or you can buy gift cards from the stores
Mila: Let's get through this babe
Sal: Give me the cash app, pay pal and zelle info so I can have my secretary see which one works best
Mila: How much can you afford towards the card ?
Sal: I can pay the full $12,500
Mila: Ok
Mila: <<Screenshot of both a PayPal and CashApp account>>
Mila: @<Reported>S200
Sal: I need you to type that shit out. I don't have my glasses here and what is it for? I'll send it to my secretary.
Mila: This are from my management okay !!
Sal: Well tell them to write it out and send it to your funky ass
Mila: Do it now and send me a screenshot of your payment receipt
Sal: Is that the zelle info or whatr?
Mila: $<Reported>12
Mila: This is my cashapp information
Mila: ??
Sal: What the hell is the difference between @GS200 and $12?
Mila: 200
Is my management PayPal
$12 is my management
Cash app
Mila: I already told them that you'll be making the payment
So you have to be fast about it...........
Mila: Send me a proof of the payment when you're done
So I can forward it to them okay!!
Sal: Babe, like my love making, I'm not fast at anything. I have to send all this off to my secretary and the social media secretary since it isn't a bank account. i'll have them do what they can, but this cash app paypal shit isn't something we work with, since we deal with real businesses here
Mila: Babe please make this payment now because I already told my manager that you will make the payment now
Mila: Can I get a pic of you my love ??
I can't really wait spending beautiful moment with you
Mila: Notify me when you make the payment okay !!
Sal: Since you insisted on not using banks like normal businesses, this will take some time.
Mila: About how many munites?

About a million munites.

Sal: Fuck if I know. This is all new.
Mila: Have you made the payment?
Sal: I have to send all this off to my secretary and the social media secretary since it isn't a bank account. i'll have them do what they can, but this cash app paypal shit isn't something we work with, since we deal with real businesses here. It may be a few days or a week.
Mila: Alaye
Sal: Huh?
Sal: Who is Alaye?
Mila: I don't think you're really ready to clear this payment off ?
Sal: You didn't answr my question. Who the fuck is Alaye?
Mila: Sorry it was a typical error
Mila: Are you there
Sal: Error for what?
Mila: Hello dear
Mila: Have you made the payment?
Sal: I didn't do diddly because you never responded to me. You were off talking to Alaye, whoever he is.
Mila: So are you going to make the payment??
Mila: It seems you're not interested for the meet and greet
Sal: No. You're off chatting some other dude. We should be planning on killing your husband and collecting the insurance but instead you want to fool around with some other dude. Get him to send your whoring ass some money.
Mila: Are you for real?
Mila: No let's sort this ourselves babe ?
Sal: You're the one cheating on me.
Mila: No I'm not you asked me for the tag I have it to you
Sal: No. Let's go find a fucking therapist and let them sort it out. What the hell? Who else would sort it. Get your shit together.

The lad lost it a bit here and I didn't want to burn the bait.

Mila: Your papa
Mila: You mother go die
Sal: And now you're not even writing English. He drugged your ass again, didn't he? That fucking husband of yours. I'm going to kill him.
Sal: What the hell? You're talking about my mother? You said you loved her and she was the sweatest thing. What is wrong with you?
Mila: Kill your Mother
Mila: Am done with you
Mila: Ass hole
Bastard
Mila: Like you
Mila: Born by mistake
Fool
You're a very stupid man

I've been insulted by West African scammers before. Seems typical. But, keep the charade going...

Sal: Wow. Glad I'm finding out about your bitchy side now. You must really be on your menstruation cycle, huh?
Mila: You're a goat
Sal: No wonder your husband does not treat you well. Maybe it's because you deserve it.

Disclaimer, I would never say this in RL. But, maybe this lad's hubby should treat him ill. He deserves it.

Mila: Fuck your dirty ass
Sal: I'm one of my farm animals?
Mila: Bastard
Mila: Mugu
Bombastic element
Mila: You just dey wine me since
Sal: You will never find a man to treat you write acting like this. Holy sweet ganja, you're acting like a little kid.
Mila: Mila Kunis Official unsent a message
Mila: Mila Kunis Official unsent a message
Sal: What the hell? You're speaking in tongues now?
What are you unsending?
Mila: Bye

By this point, the lad was "unsending" all the sentences that showed they were not Mila. I had to copy and past quickly, but some of it was too late. Sal has since been blocked...

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From this lad, posted yesterday:
Mila Kunis 2023
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61555143101677

The lad popped off 2 accounts yesterday.

Mila:
Mila: ???
Mila: ??
Yesterday at 1:18 PM
Mila: ???
Sal: Waiting to hear from my accountant.
Mila: Is he sending you a confirmation receipt or mail for it honey and then why is he taking long also, and then how much did he send on the account, please you have to reach out to him again, it doesn't have to be this long
Sal: I know all transfers are processed at once. I'll reach out to him. Don't stress yourself. We can still be together even if I haven't paid for it yet.
Mila: Alright honey and I await your response
Yesterday at 4:12 PM
Mila: ??
Today at 12:08 AM
Mila: ??
Today at 12:12 PM
12:12 PM
Sal: What's wrong with your account? Why will it not accept transfers?
Today at 12:45 PM
Mila: Chase Bank
Account name: Mary M
Account number : 1452
Routing number : 061092387
Bank Address : 10430 HIGHLAND MANOR DRIVE, TAMPA, FL, 33610, USA
Sal: That's not the account you gave me.
Mila: Don't even get me upset, first your accountant told you that chase bank has fraudulent issues, second it took you after 24hours to reply to a simple transfer that won't take a minute from your so called accountant only for you to ask me why the account doesn't accept transfer
Mila: What did you mean when you asked me why the account does not accept transfer
Mila: I just sent you another account because this time around I would know if you and your so called account are actually true or not because the both of you are getting me mad
Mila: A transaction that would not even take minutes you will reply me after so many hours with one excuses or the other
Mila: Now let me see what excuse you and your so called accountant would give me this time around and how many hours it would take you
Sal: Wow. It seems like you want to be a bitch and not a respectful woman.
Mila: If it was you, you would get angrier
Mila: I love to be treated right and in honesty
Mila: If you got me then I got you too
Mila: I sent you another account so please do well to get it sent to that on the Chase Bank
Mila: Love you if you love me too

[bware419ers]

1 little Mila.

mila.kunis.lovely.fans
You're friends on Facebook

Mila: Hello beloved fans

I love how we start off so personable.

Mila: How are you doing
Sal: Do you really want to know?
Mila: Yes dear
Sal: I've had better weeks
Mila: Okay dear
Sal: Yeah
Mila: Where are you chatting from dear
Sal: And I thought I was getting your membership card too but the page doesn't seem to be working, so...

Figured we should jump right in to getting an account.

Sal: My office
Mila: Yes dear
Mila: So when are you getting it ?
Sal: Well, I was waiting on you to send the bank account info so I could make the payment
Sal: When are you sending that
Mila: Okay so how much are you sending?
Sal: The full $13,000
Mila: Okay dear
Mila: But wear are you located now
Mila: Are you paying in dollars?
Sal: I'm American like you
Mila: Which city are you located now
Sal: Baltimore today

Why not allow for some delays or excuses to be missing?

Mila: Okay dear
Mila: Hold let me get the account details of my management okay
Sal: Still holding
Mila: Name: B B LLC
Account number: 6282
Routing number: 125109019
Bank name: Coastal Community Bank
Mila: Make the payment into this account and send me a picture of the prove of payment

Thanks, laddy!

Mila: When are you going to make the payment?
Sal: I'll forward the info to my accountant and find out when my wife to be
Mila: Hold on
Mila: Don't pay into that account okay
Mila: I would send you an account now where you would make the payment
<<Image of banking info on a Post-It>>
Mila: Chase
Account number- 573679690
Routing number
325070760
Mila: Make the payment to this detail
Mila: Hello are you there ?
Mila: Hello sweetheart are you there ?

I was busy reporting the account.

Sal: The picture is too small. i need to send the info to my accountant.
Mila: Okay dear
Mila: Send it to him or her and tell him or her to send you the payment slips okay
Sal: K
Mila: I would be waiting to get it okay
Sal: Can you type the info. He's not on FB, that I know.
Mila: Okay dear
Mila: Are you on WhatsApp or telegram?
Sal: I'm on Facebook. What are those?
Mila: Chase
Account number- 573679690
Account name : D J T
Routing number
325070760

Thanks for the second account.

Mila: Send it to your accountant
Sal: Done
Mila: Okay dear
Mila: Tell him or her to send you the payment slip after the payment okay
Sal: Well that's a weird request. If I tell him that, I'll have to tell him I'm paying to have sex with a married woman
Mila: No you don't have to tell him what you are paying for
Sal: You don't deal with many accountants, do you?
Mila: I have to see the prove of payment just request for it okay
Mila: I do
Sal: I've had him pay for some weird shit: He did the transfer when I took the Alien Alphabet Deciphering class at Iowa; when we bought the truckload of viagra for the Catholic Social Punch Bowl. There was the Siamese Twin Giraffes connected at the neck for the petting zoo. Not once did he bat an eye. But paying for sex with a married woman like you will not go over well with him.
Sal: Then you know how accountants can be about crossing and dotting all those letters
Mila: Tell him you are paying for clothes that he should make the payment and send you the slips so that you can show the person who sold the clothes to you
Sal: $13,000 for clothes? And wouldn't the person who sold the clothes to me know I paid before they gave me the clothes? THis really isn't making since to me my hot apple dumbling
Mila: Okay you are right
Sal: Let me make sure he gets you paid when he does all the other transfers.
Mila: You can still tell him to pay in the money that it's your mom's account that you want to save your money there
Mila: Talk to him now okay
Mila: Hello are you there
Mila: Have you done the transfer?
Sal: My parents were killed many years ago. My accountant knows this.
Mila: Okay dear just figure out a way
Mila: Hello dear
Mila: How are you doing dear
Mila: Happy Easter my love
Sal: Hey you!
Mila: Hello beloved
Mila: How are you doing today
Sal: Awesome. How are you? Where you at today>/
Mila: Am at home
Mila: Why didn't you make the payment again
Sal: I'm following up with my accountant now.
Mila: Okay dear
Mila: I hope you till have the account details
Sal: Easter has everything delayed
Mila: Okay dear
Mila: I will be waiting my love
Sal: Want to talk about us in the bedroom?
Mila: Okay my love
Sal: Tell me what you like
Mila: I love shucking d1^# and !()*ing harder

Uhm...ouch?!?!

Mila: Do you have a particular style doing sex
Sal: Gandam
Sal: I think you know how to turn a dude on
Mila: Yeah babe
Sal: You take it from the back side?
Mila: I do all side my love
Sal: WOW! How you keep from getting pregnant?
Mila: I take some medicine after unprotected sex
Sal: You prefer protected or un?
Mila: Any one you want my love
Sal: But which do you love?
Mila: Can you handle my super wet juicy #*ssy my love
Mila: Unprotected
Sal: Super is the way to go, for sho
Mila: Okay dear
Sal: How many lovers have you had?
Mila: 4 MY LOVE
Mila: So when is your accountant going to send the money
Sal: Shit. We have a lot of teaching to do for you.
Sal: I'm guessing tomorrow.
Mila: Which teachings my love
Sal: You've only had 4 lovers. You know nothing Mila Kunis.
Mila: Says who
Mila: I have passed through allot in the hands of those who claimed to love me
Sal: My little chihuahua, I've been with way too many women. You'll have a lot to learn.
Mila: Yes guess I have alot to learn from you my love

Mila: So what are you doing now
Sal: Work
Mila: Okay dear
Mila: We for us my love
Sal: Whats that mean?
Mila: Sorry dear it's a mistake
Mila: I meant work for us my love
Sal: Got it
Mila: I love you so much
Sal: I love your sexiness even more.
Mila: Thanks my love
Sal: The pleasure will be all yours
Mila: Have you eaten my love
Sal: Yep. You? Getting ready to leave work, though my little ass pimple.

Kitty enjoyed a similar line above, but this is what I initially meant to write.

Mila: I have already eaten
Sal: Good. Sometimes, you're too thin, and I want a girl with some heft.
Mila: That's when I'm preparing for a movie
Mila: I will alway you stressed that period
Sal: Ok. My love, I hope you sleep so deeply tonight! I cannot wait to talk again. And I think we need to plan for the future tomorrow
Mila: Yes my love

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2 little Milas...

A return to this one, who already delivered 2 piggies:

Mila Kunis 2023
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61555143101677


Sat 3:16 AM
Mila: So whats the situation at the moment
Sat 1:10 PM
Mila: ??
Yesterday at 5:23 AM
Mila: ????
Yesterday at 10:47 AM
Mila: ?????
Yesterday at 12:51 PM
Mila: ???
Today at 9:45 AM
Mila: Now I know your type
Sal: What type is that?
Mila: Don't text me again
Mila: Poor Ass Broke Stupid Fool,
Onye Ara
Mila: Alaye
Mila: Come make I teach you work
Mila: As you they mumu yourself
Mila: Your mama and papa suppose they shame for you
Mila: Poor broke fool

Then Sal was blocked.

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3 little Milas

Mila Kunis Official
Actor

Mila: Hi Sal! Please let us know how we can help you.

See! That's personable, even if we are using the third person.

Sal: Hey, something happened to your account. You never sent the bank info so I can pay for the card.
Mila: I have been so busy lately
Mila: Business has not been moving well

Right. Of course...

Mila: Hi Sal! Please let us know how we can help you.

See. So personable!

Sal: What do you mean>
Mila: Do you still have the card with you
Sal: I have never received it.
Mila: Are you ready to make the payment now
Sal: Not yet
Mila: Okay....when do you intend making the payment
Sal: Well, I'm not really sure. You need to tell me.
Mila: Have you gotten the card
Sal: No, because you haven't given me the bank information so I can pay for it. You were supposed to send it before your last profile had all those issues
Mila: Go to the store now and get the card and I will forward my management link to you for you to the it to them
Sal: I can buy the Mila Kunis Fan Card in the store?
Mila: What I'm saying get a steam card form the store and send it to my management my management will give you my fan card
Sal: What the hell is a steam card? I thought I was getting a Fan Card?
Mila: Just go to the store first get a steam card
Mila: This is a steam card

Sal: Download and play 1000s of games? That's what that said? That sounds like some little kid shit to me?
Mila: That is a steam card I ask you to get from the store
Sal: So you can fucking download 1000s of games>? You're an adult Mila, not some little kid addicted to fucking games. Act like it.
Mila: This is not a game
Mila: Are you going to get it or not
Sal: Fuck no. I use banks.
Sal: Not video games.
Mila: Do you have a cash app
Sal: I don't use apps. You can't trust smart phones. I have an old flip phone
Mila: Then go to the store now and get the card
Sal: I FUCKING USE BANKS. WHY ARE YOU WASTING MY TIME LIKE A LITTLE KID?
Mila: How much do you want to pay so I can give you my management account number
Sal: The whole thing. Lifetime memvership
Mila: How much
Sal: You told me it was $12,500 before, right?
Mila: If I give the account number are you making the payment now
Sal: Not until I get to the bank
Mila: Go to the bank now once you're there show me a picture of it and I will send you the account number

Well, this lad doesn't want to make it easy and sure as hell can't read.

Sal: How?
Mila: Once you're in the bank show me a picture and I will send you the account number
Sal: How the hell am I supposed to show you a picture?
Mila: Your phone has a Camara right
Mila: Okay right now I want to see a selfie of you
Sal: No. I told you. I have an old flip ohone. You can't trust those new ones.
Mila: Okay if I give you the account now how long will it take you to make the transfer
Sal: Once I get to the bank, about 10 minutes, I guess.
Mila: Okay once you're in the bank text me and I will send you my management account number to make the transaction

Ever been in an elevator that doesn't stop at all the floors? Excuse the following generalizations...No people were harmed in the making of this bait and all insults were sent as part of a comedic performance. Disclaimer over.

Sal: How the fuck do you expect me to text you? I know women are the dumber sex and English is not your first language, but really? I'm not sure I can have a relationship with some one who can just not understand plain English
Mila: Once you have made the payment I need to see the slip
Mila: But how are you going to show me the sliip
Sal: I will scan it and upload it from the office here
Sal: But I still don't know the bank info
Sal: When do you think you would send that?
Mila: Do you have a cash app or a PayPal
Sal: I use banks. Are those banks?
Mila: My management said they have issues with their account
Sal: You need new management.
Mila: To to the store now and get a steam card worth $200 and send to me then I will forward it to them immediately
Sal: How can you trust management that can't even maintain a bank account?
Mila: To to the store now and get a steam card worth $200 and send to me then I will forward it to them immediately
Sal: A what?
Mila: Go to the store or Walmart and get a steam card worth $2000 and send to me the I will forward it to my management
Mila: Get this card for $2000 and send to me


Knock knock. Who's there...

Mila: Hello are you there
Sal: Sorry. Ever since that boat hit the bridge, there's been all kinds of shit and no power and shipments all kinds of fucked up, babe.
Mila: Okay...so where are you now
Sal: One of my wareshouses near Baltimore
Mila: Can you make the payment now if I give you the account number
Sal: Of coarse
Sal: But youy haven't.
Mila: Should i give it to you now
Sal: Give it to me, baby. Uh huh. Uh huh.
Mila: Okay
Sal: When would you expect to give it to me?

I'm just tired after that.

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Continuing from one of the posts above with this lad:
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A Wells Fargo account was sent, previously and I wrote this big rant about Wells Fargo and Fraud. Anyway, back to the exchanges...

March 23
Mila: Hi love
Sal: My bank said there's an issue with your account. They said this shit happens a lot and told be to google "Wells Fargo Fraud." Sweaty, you need to get your manager to change banks. And I don't trust him.
Mila: You're right my love. I will work on it as soon as possible
Mila: My love I just got a new good account from my new trusted manager...here you go baby
Mila: Bank name: Valley Bank
Account name: M F
Routing number: 092001512
Account number: 0069
Mila: I want you and I want you all alone. I love you you with all my life sweetheart

March 24
Mila: My love

March 25
Sal: Hey lot hips, what's up?
Mila: Am good and you
Sal: I'm always awesome!
Sal: Just finished breakfast at my desk.
Mila: Ok my love, I sent you a new confirmed account .
Sal: Sweet.
Mila: I love you so much my sweetheart
Mila: I can't wait to be in your arms forever
Sal: I'm going to the bank as soon as I leave the office.
Mila: Ok my love

March 26
Mila: Good night my king
Mila: Have a wonderful night rest
Mila: See you tomorrow sweetheart
Mila: I love you more than anything in this world
Mila: Send me the bank receipt when you come back from the bank okay, I love you and I will forever love and cherish you baby
Mila:
Mila: Hi baby
Mila: Good morning darling
How are you and how was your night rest, I hope your night rest and dreams was good

March 27
Mila: Hi baby
Mila: It's seems you're always busy over there??

March 28
Sal: Sorry. Ever since that boat hit the bridge, there's been all kinds of shit and no power and shipments all kinds of fucked up, babe.
Mila: I missed you so much my love
Mila: How have you been doing babe??
Sal: I shared this with a friend. Should explain it all.

I went to Claude and asked it to use its AI to come up with a rambling excuse. Very few edits were needed.
Sal: It's your boy Sal coming at you with the full download on why I've been a ghost on the socials for the past couple days. This one's a wild ride, no cap.

So it all went down when I was just chilling hard at one of my luxury auto import lots down by the docks, inspecting this insane new shipment of JDM classics that had just come in from Japan. I was about to go total sauce mode and bless y'all with some fire sneak peek pics and vids of the freshest whips.

But then out of nowhere, this freak thunderstorm just starts unloading on us - we're talking clouds opening up and dumping buckets, lighting crackling everywhere shaking the whole warehouse. Straight-up apocalyptic type weather, bruh. Decent chance I might've burned one too many at Derek's firepit the night before and pissed off the powers that be, ya feel me?

So there I am scrambling with my crew, trying to get all these ultra-rare, mint condition Skylines and RX-7s inside and undercover before the real acid rain starts falling. We're talking every single one of us is soaked to the bone within minutes, slipping all over these loading ramps like ducks on a frozen lake. Shoutout to Miguel for actually bodying it onto the concrete during the chaos - dude is Made of singaporian duralumin or something, I stg.

Once we finally get all the fresh imports safely stowed away, the power to the whole waterfront area gets knocked out by the storm because of some ancient transformer blowing up. My whole operation is frozen without any lights, electronics, nothing. Couldn't even get on my laptop to give y'all a heads up about me going dark for a hot minute.

That's when I decided to roll over to my main Vaughnwyyyd Motors supercar dealership across town where I keep my personal stash of whips. Rode out the rest of the night just chilling in the empty showroom, posts up on one of the leather lounges with my feet up, hot boxing the whole place with a few of my closest bros. Cue Vinny smashing the place up "Office Space" style after taking one too many irresponsible irresponsible tequila rips - we're still paying for the damages on that one.

Next morning I wake up to the waterfront district still being a complete dead zone without any power restored yet. Couldn't even check emails or book any new inventory shipments on the desktop PCs back at the office. That's when I made the executive decision to slide over to the highline import lot and fire up my backup mobile setup - a fully servant-stocked, WiFi-equipped Cummins Powerhouse truck with a mobile command center inside. Made a few power moves brokering some insane new car deals that had been pending.

Was about to hit y'all with an update on the situation when one of my longest running suppliers from Osaka calls me scrambling about an issue with their latest shipment containers getting blocked at the Port of LA because some paperwork got screwed up on their end. I had to immediately roll away from the lot and head downtown to the shipping docks to go handle this mess in person before it became a bigger problem.

Long story short, I ended up having to grease more than a few palms with some "expedited processing fees" to get the shipment released and cleared through customs that day without setting my whole supply chain back weeks. Shoutout the anonymous bakers over at theKSI Farmer's Market off Wilshire for fattening up those shipping manager's pockets, if you know what I mean.

By the time I got done handling that whole fiasco and shot back to my place, I was just exhausted. Only had enough energy to hit y'all with that one random post before passing translation smooth out, ngl.

Next thing I knew, I was waking up to another dozen fires that needed putting out at various lots and partner dealerships - pissed off customers about delayed orders, salesmen beefing over crazy new commission structures, shady mechanics on the takejust thinning inventory doing side-deals, you name it. I've been in full triage mode ever since, handling one crisis after the next nonstop.

That's why it seemed like I may have got abducted by aliens for a hot minute
Mila: Wow, it's a long story baby
Mila: What are you doing now sweetheart?
Mila: My love Have you make the payment to the account I sent to you??????
Mila: Honey have you done the bank transaction???
Mila: I really need us to arrange our plans and work faster towards it please, I love you so much and I can't wait to be with you forever
Sal: Yeah, it's been crazy. Can you imagine all that shit? Sorrry. Still at work dealing with a shipment
Mila: Ok darling
Mila: Please go to the bank and make the payment, I really want us to be together very soon please
Mila: This is the account here baby
Mila: Send me the receipt of the bank transaction when you're done. I really need you babe
Mila: You don't just know how much I want you in my life
Mila: Please make the payment today please baby, I love you so so much sweetheart

March 29
Sal: Love me enough to show me?
Mila: I love you so much babe
Sal: Can you show, instead of tell?
Mila: I want to show you physically, that's why I want us to meet babe
Mila: I want us to have a good plan and set it up once
Sal: Go ahead and show me physically, then
Mila: And that's the main reason I wanted you to pay for the membership card so we can make up an appointment
Mila: I thought you love and care for me
Mila: Was I wrong?????
Sal: What do you mean. Explain. Like I'm can't follow what you are saying my little tongue teaser.
Mila: My love I really love
Mila: I want us to be together forever
Mila: Make the payment today so we can get to see each other please baby
Sal: What's the banking info?
Mila: Here is the account babe
Mila: <<Same account>>
Sal: What's wrong with your account my little ass pimple?
Mila: What happened baby??
Mila: Is there any issues
Sal: It says Error 419 - Have the receiver contact their bank immediately.
Sal: Call them and let me know what they say my little sweat pee pee
Mila: My love are you on the bank now??
Mila: Or are making the transfer with your phone?
Sal: My accountant is making the transfer.
Mila: Ok my love I will them now baby
Mila: I will call them now
Sal: Thanks
Sal: Ask them what Error 419 is and why they will not accept it. I do all my business with bank transfers and this is new to me hottie
Mila: My love do you have cash app??
Sal: Have what?
Mila: Cash app transfer
Sal: Cash? No I keep my money in the bank.
Mila: Ok my love I will as them now okay
Mila: I will ask them now
Mila: My love I just called them now and they are complaining that it's a network issues
Mila: Babe Just buy an apple gift card with the money and send it to me directly okay
Mila: Just get me an apple gift card of 500$ in any Walmart and send it to me okay
I love you so much sweetheart
Sal: Banks never have a network issue. THey are lying to you. It's your account. Find out why they will not allow money into it,
Sal: You know I can't go into any Walmart my little apple drunkling.
Mila: My love I'm going to sack them for this because I don't trust them anymore, just buy the apple card for and send it to me direct, I will process your membership card by myself, I don't trust those managers anymore and I'm gonna serve the a quit letter
Mila: My love please do it for the sake of our love please, I really want to meet you baby, I love you with all my life
Mila: Please baby
You're mean everything to me baby
Sal: What the hell are you going to do with an Apple Card?
Sal: Who told you to ask for that shit?
Mila: I'm gonna use it to pay for your membership card and I will process it immediately my love
Mila: I really want to see you soon baby
Mila: Just buy it at the Walmart today please my love
I love you so much that I will do whatever it takes to be with you forever
Sal: Please tell me how in the name of all things rational you're going to use an Apple card to pay for a membership card?
Mila: My love it can be redeemed and can be used
Sal: What do you mean and how?
Mila: Please do it for the sake of our love
Sal: Because I've been a very successful business man for a long time, and this shit is new to me.
Mila: I really need you on my life
Mila: It can be redeemed in an apple store and can be used for any payments and also for buying things
Mila: I can't wait to see you my love
Mila: I will be the first person to hug and give you a passionate kiss
Sal: It can be redeemed for Apple products in an Apple store. Not for buying things.
Sal: I want to see you. Naked.
Mila: Me too my love
I want to kiss and have the moments with you my love
Mila: I want to have a child with you baby
Mila: Yes my love, please buy it now okay
Sal: I don't want kids
Mila: Then we will live happily together my love
Mila: We will love and cherish each other forever baby
Mila: My love have you gone to buy it ??
Mila: I wish you safe return sweetheart
Sal: Oh, hell no. I couldn't stand Steve Jobs. I won't have anything to do with that shit.
Mila: Please baby
Mila: I want you in life
Sal: You already got me. We will be together forever
Mila: Yes my love
Mila: Please buy the card for me please babe
Mila:
Sal: I can't. Philosophically. It's just not right and someone has lied to you, which makes me pissed on.
Mila: My love I will get another bank info for you okay



Sal: Talk like that turns me on my little ear wig!
Mila: I will send it to you soon my love

[Kitty La Gore]

Sal: Yep. You? Getting ready to leave work, though my little ass pimple.

I like that even better!

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March 29
Sal: We were chatting. What happened to your other page?
Mila: Noo it's a scammer do not let them scam you fan
Sal: What do you mean? You were not the one telling me how much you wanted us to be together?

March 30
Mila: It's a scammer claiming to be me??

April 1
Sal: So you don't want to be with me?
Mila: How long have you been my fan
Sal: Wow. Forever. Since Jackie fingered Fez.
Mila: Okay where are you located
Sal: I travel so much, but I'm from Iowa.
Mila: Okay
Mila: What is your job
Sal: I have a few car dealerships and an import/export business.
Mila: Okay nice
Mila: Which of my movie is your favorite?
Sal: Friends with Benefti
Sal: Beneft
Mila: Okay nice

April 2
Mila: Are you married
Sal: Oh fuck no
Mila: Okay

April 3
Sal: Why? Are you interested in fooling around?
Mila: Meaning
Sal: You + me = sexy time.
Mila: Send me your pictures
Sal: Let me see what I have saved on this computer
Mila: Okay I will be waiting dear
Sal: At work my little dodo bird
Mila: Okay after the work
Mila: I will be waiting
Sal: What do you mean by that?
Sal: Because stalker-ish behavior is kinda my thing.
Mila: Okay
Sal: But what did you mean?
Mila: What is your job
Sal: I own six car dealerships and two import/export businesses, plus one factory.
Mila: Okay what a nice investment
Sal: I wouldn't call them an investment. They're my blood, sweet, and tears.
Mila: Okay tell me more about yourself
Sal: Let me think...
Mila: Okay
Mila: Waiting
Sal: It all started when I was just a young, innocent lad of 10 years old. My parents - god rest their freaky souls - owned a little boutique sex toy factory on the outskirts of town. Yup, that's right, they were full-on dildo tycoons pumping out the highest quality marital aids this side of the Mississippi.
Anyway, one fateful night they were out delivering a bulk order of deluxe vibrating massagers to a very...particular clientele, if you catch my drift. That's when some drunken frat boys flying high on Natty Lite and Jägerbombs smashed right into my parents' discreet, blacked-out windowless van. It was like something straight out of a Farrelly brothers movie - a goddamn tragedy wrapped in raunchy, cringe-inducing comedy.
Being their one and only child, the family business was thereafter bequeathed to me as the sole heir. Can you imagine having to take over a sex toy empire at just 10 years old? I had no clue what half of those phallic monstrosities even were at first. Every show-and-tell at school was a total nightmare. But I persevered and by 14 I was designing some of our most innovative new product lines like the Octopus Deluxe and Rodeo Bull Frenzy 3000.
Sal: Fast forward a few years and our factory is an absolute cash cow just raking in the dough hand over fist. I mean, who knew self-love was such a booming industry? By 18, I was already sitting on enough saved capital to start branching out into other passion projects of mine - like rescuing rusted out classic muscle cars from salvage yards and fixing them up for resale.
Before I knew it, I had a whole string of used car lots scattered across the state peddling my completely restored and remarkabugied vintage Detroit metal to fellow gearheads and people just looking for an affordable yet classy ride. From there, things just kept snowballing in the most ridiculous directions.
Nowadays, I'm managing a whole empire of six dealerships selling everything from practical daily commuters all the way up to ultra-exotic speed machines - like gently-used Bugatti Chirons and such. I've also got two thriving import/export businesses to keep the inventory stocked (and my friends full of the fun party stuff) with all the sickest JDM classics and European luxobarges. Oh and the original family sex toy company? Yeah, that little boutique operation has been going strong for over 30 years now and funds pretty much all my other eccentric hobbies and business ventures.
Mila: Okay
Sal: Yeah. That's kinda me in a nutsack. What about you?
Mila: Yes dear
Sal: What do you mean?
Mila: Am hungry I wanna get pizza
Sal: What's your favorite type of pizza and what time is it where you are?
Mila: BBQ chicken pizza
Mila: It cost $50
Mila: Can you afford it dear
Sal: Of course. But you're being raked over the coleslaw with that price.
Mila: I don't wanna as you for much price that why I ask for the amount
Mila: Will you send me the money now
Sal: You're not able to buy your own pizza?
Mila: I think you are truely my top fans
Sal: Were you serious about spending your life with me instead of your husband?
Mila: With you dear
Sal: Yes. With me. Taking over the fucking world and getting even richer? Is that what you want?
Mila: Yeah babe
Mila: Can you be my boyfriend
Sal: I need more than just a yeah. i need to believe this shit from you. It must be from your heart.
Mila: Yeah dear am truely in love with you when I came across you the first time
Mila: From the first time I met you till today, you've been my rock-solid pillar and safety gear. Today, I want to let you know that I'd be lost without you. Don't ever leave me.
Sal: You have the rock solid part down, no cap. I'm here for you.
Sal: Does your husband have insurance?
Mila: Okay babe I really love you I can pay a visit to you anytime anywhere
Sal: We'll get to that, but you really need to pay attention here. What time is it where you are and does your hubby have life insurance?
Mila: Never mind let leave that my husband aside babe
Sal: Well we can't have a relationship with him in the picture. It;s 2 simple questions. The first, you can look at your computer and see the time. The second is a simple yes or no, so I know what to do next.
Mila: It yes we can have a relationship
Mila: Meet up anytime at anywhere
Sal: I thought you loved me and wanted to be with me?
Mila: Yeah dear
Sal: Ok. Are you with me? Can you answer something for me?
Mila: I really love you
Mila: Go ahead babe
Sal: What time is it where you are and does your husband have any life insurance. Just those 2 simple things my sweat little honey bunches of coats
Mila: No he does not have any life insurance
Sal: Ok. That affects a few things down the road, but not right away. Does he drive or have a driver?
Mila: Drive babe
Sal: Perfect. Gasoline car or elctric?
Mila: Electric
Mila: Why all this question
Sal: Well, because if we are going to kill him, we need a plan and a car explosion or accident is perfect because then neither of us need to be near him when he dies.
Sal: Does he charge the car at your home or elsewhere?
Mila: I am afraid of that
Sal: Why would you be afraid? Not my first time. We can be smart about it.
Mila: Okay I can do that just for love
Sal: Perfect. I've killed before, but never for love. I can't wait for us to be together. So, where does he charge the EV and what time is it there?
Sal: My love?
Mila: What happe
Sal: What do you mean my deal pickle?

[Kitty La Gore]

Damn, I'm crying here - this is my favorite yet!!

[bware419ers]

It's been my favorite yet. I'll get Kelso killed off one way or another.

This continued from 1 Little Mila / Ass Pimple.
If you can't keep them straight, imagine baiting a dozen at the same time. Ugh. Now, I need a shower.

This lad has given up two piggies and said they love "shucking dick." Let's see how much you love Sal.

Mila: How are you my love
Sal: Awesome. How are you and should we plan this?

"Plan this" refers to "our" future together...

Mila: Yes dear
Sal: Ok. That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
Mila: Okay dear
Sal: Are you ready to plan this?
Mila: Yes my love
Sal: Ok. How does your husband spend his day, usually?
Mila: He wakes up early to work and comes back later
Mila: He close by 4pm but he usually hang out with women and he will come back by 10pm
Sal: Like he's cheating on you with other women?
Sal: That's helpful. Which way does he lean? White, Asian, Black, Vlad, something that requires letters?
Mila: Purple dear

Uhm??? This?


Sal: Purple women? Like the really skinny ones that get super cold? Super models?
Mila: Okay dear he loves dark skinny women
Sal: Oh that's perfect. You mean someone like Zendaya, Zoe Kravitz, or what's her name from that one show?
Mila: Yes dear
Sal: Does he sex these women?
Mila: Yes dear
Mila: He brought one home when I went for vacation sometime ago
Mila: I'm just planning to leave him sooner
Sal: Yeah. You for sure deserve better than that.
Sal: Does he do any whoring?
Mila: Yes dear
Mila: I just have to leave him are sooner as possible
Sal: Whores are our way in, then.
Mila: Yes dear
Sal: I need you to find 3 that he would love to whore up and down like nobody's business. Then, I'll contact them, and pay them to help poison him.

Let's give the lad a chance to bring in more characters...

Sal: Or...we can have him stabbed with an ice pick.
Sal: Or...well the last one is a bit more complicated.
Mila: Okay dear
Mila: I have two girls who can do this for me

Sal said 3. This may be important in the future. Or maybe not. Any ideas?

Mila: My husband have been trying to make love to them but they disagreed and they told me
Mila: So we can make use of them dear
Sal: Tell me about these girls.
Mila: One live beside my house and the other one stay around where he is working
Sal: I need some more deets than that my love. You're a brilliant little skink. Think about all the things I'm going to need to know about these whores so we can convince your husband!
Mila: I will tell them to plan a date when they we go to his office and he is going to fall for them once he see them
Sal: That's an option. What happens from there?
Mila: When they get there they will tell him they got some thing for him and he is going to take it
Mila: I have spoken to the girls

Well of course you have.

Sal: What will it be?
Mila: It be a cake
Mila: Or a juice

What an imagination!

Sal: What poison will they use?
Mila: I don't have ideas for that now
Mila: But I'm going to ask the girls if they have an idea of poison we can use
Sal: I've heard iocane is the best and cannot be traced. They can actually put it INSIDE a condom before he puts it on. Or they can sprinkle it over food. You said he's a fruitcake kind of guy?
Mila: Yes dear that will be perfect
Sal: They might also look for an over the counter drug called sildenafil citrate. If they crush 4 of the 100 mg tablets and blend it into his drink or food, all the blood will rush to his head and stay there for hours, until his big vein naturally bursts.
Sal: Do any of the girls have dogs?
Mila: No dear
Mila: They don't have dogs
Mila: Does it requires dogs
Sal: No, but that was another option. Some men really like to use this liquid called A-1 during sex with girls. The men put it on their meat stick and it helps tenderize it so they last longer for their women. There is an ingredient that dogs love in the A-1 and it will make any one of them go absolutely bonkers and try to eat whatever it is on without a second thought. This would look like a perfect accident.
Mila: Hello are you there
Sal: Sorry. Work and I have to hide our conversation so nobody suspects us after he is gone.
Sal: What are the names of the girls and their ages?
Mila: Bella Williams is 24 while Mirabel James is 22
Sal: Ok. They're so young. Can they handle this?
Sal: Will they do it for you? For us?
Mila: Yes they can handle it
Mila: But they say that no payment no work
They said as soon as we pay them they will fix a date for it

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Sal: Yeah. That sounds about right.
Mila: Yes
Mila: The amount they are asking for is $2000 each but am still trying to talk to them to reduce the amount

How nice of your scheming little ass.

Sal: That's about the right price to take a life.
Sal: How much does your husband usually pay for his whores?
Mila: I don't have any idea of that
Mila: The girls say that we are going to pay the money through apple gift card so that they will not be a trace

Well, sure we are.

Sal: Which poison did they find?
Mila: TWe are planning of going with iocane
Sal: That sounds like the genius thing to do. Even if your husband is Sicilian, it should work.

[bware419ers]

Mila Kunis "private" from viewtopic.php?t=7123#p27548 This is the lad that loves BBQ Chicken Pizza for $50.

They're ready to kill Kelso.

Sal: What do you mean my deal pickle?
Mila: Yes
Sal: What is yes?
Mila: Okay when are we starting this operation

Mila: How are you sweetie

Sal: Good morning my little sweet rutabaga! Did you have a good sleep?
Mila: Yes my love
Mila: And you
Sal: No. Sleepless night, trying to device a plan.
Sal: What time is it where you are?
Mila: I am at home

Here we go again.

Mila: And you
Sal: At the office
Sal: Do you think blowing up the car is the best path?
Mila: Yes because killing him at home they are security everywhere
Sal: Or do you think we should consider poison?
Mila: No car explosion
Sal: So we don't explode the car?
Sal: Hey runny bunny. You there?
Sal: Damn. I really thought we could get this planned.

The next day...
Mila: Yes
Mila: When are we doing this on operation
Sal: As soon as we can.
Mila: Okay
Sal: Do you have ideas on when you want it done?
Mila: Okay babe I want to eat pizza

This fool eats more pizza than anyone I know.

Sal: Nobody should ever stop you from doing this my little anchovy.
Mila: Okay thanks can you please send me a gift card
Sal: What time is it there where you are?
Mila: Am at home



Mila: Are you sending it now
Sal: Sending what and when?
Mila: Please I want you to send me a gift card
Sal: Why?
Mila: Because I just want you to buy me an under wear
Mila: So I will have a gift from you
Sal: I prefer my women go breachless
Mila: Are you sending it
Sal: Sending what?
Mila: The gift card
Sal: When and why?
Mila: Now
Sal: What's the time there?
Mila: Is 3pm



Mila: Missed video call

Well, well, well...you want to play this game? Let's phone a friend with benefits via FB...

Sal: Hey. It says you tried to Video call, but this PC doesn't have a web cam. I tried to call you.
Mila: Yeah
Sal: Why didn't you answer?
Mila: Is not connecting
Sal: What does that mean?
Sal: SHould I try again?
Mila: Yes

I called. No answer. Imagine that. Then...

Mila: Missed video call
Sal: I went to pee. It took you so long to respond. Hold on,
Sal: Call me again,
Mila: Babe go to the store and get me the card now
Sal: Don't talk to a man like that. Remember your place.
Sal: I said call me. Now do it.
Missed video call

I try to phone again...

Mila: You are not picking up my call
Sal: No, you are not picking my call.
Sal: I was calling you. This cannot be my Mila. You have turned dumb and are not compliant.
Mila: No found
Sal: What the hell is No found?
Mila: Okay forget about it
Sal: Now I can't.
Sal: What is No found. Respond.
Mila: I don't even chat with fan without my membership card
Sal: I'm not your fan. I'm your future husband.
Mila: Okay I no that but you need to have my membership card
Sal: For what? To love you?
Mila: Yes
Sal: If I'm paying, it's after the woman has sexed me.

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This fine young ass pimple, willing to kill Kelso with the aid of two ladies: viewtopic.php?p=27551#p27525

Mila: So when are you making the girls payment
Mila: Hello are you still there
Sal: Good morning my sweet little cabbage!
Mila: Good morning dear
Mila: How are you doing today
Sal: I'm great.
Sal: You talked to your whores?
Mila: My love I have really missed you
Sal: And I have missed you. I run from my warehouse back to the office every chance I get just to see if you have replied.
Mila: Okay dear
Mila: I have talked to the whores
Sal: What did they say?
Sal: Can you put me in touch with Bella and Mirabel?
Mila: Okay dear
Mila: But I will have to take permission from them dear
Sal: What's that mean?
Mila: I told them and Mirabel did not want to get in contact with you she said it for her own safety
Sal: Then we need to find someone else. And fast.
Mila: And Bella say she will create a Facebook account for it and once the deal is done she is going to delete the account
Sal: Ok. She doesn't all ready have one?
Mila: Yes dear
Should I send her your Facebook name
Sal: Yeah. That's cool.
Mila: Okay dear I'm going to do that now
Mila: I have given her your name
Sal: Yeah. I see her.
Mila: Okay dear
Sal: I created a group where we can talk in private
Mila: Okay dear
Mila: That's is thoughtful of you
Sal: You didn't join it.

The plan was to create a group, then a group chat, just to put the lad on the spot. Instead, I had to wait for them to go back and forth, switching accounts, which was a bit funny to watch. I'll try to coordinate the following close to how it happened...

bella.williams.233107 · Facebook

Sal: Hey. Do we know each other?
Bella: Hi dear
Bella: I'm Ella Mila Kunis gave me your name
Sal: You're ok with what she's asked you to do?
Bella: Yes that's why am chatting with you
Sal: So, what have you done to make you qualified to go through with this?
Sal: And tell me how well you know her husband?
Bella: I have been close to Mila and her family
Bella: Most times I prepared dish for them
Bella: So I have access into there kitchen
Sal: You're their chef?
Bella: Yes I am
Bella: But you would have to reward me and Mirabel handsomely
Sal: Well we sure as hell can't poison him at his own house.
Sal: Tell me some things about him,
Bella: He loves alcohol
Sal: What kinds?
Bella: I can't really figure out the names now
Sal: Oh shit. I thought you knew him.


Sal: Bella may not be right for this. She could get us caught.
Sal: She doesn't even know the alcohol your husband drinks.
Sal: You should be here chatting with me my little curly cue slide.
Mila: Don't worry about that I will take care of that
Sal: Take care of what?
Mila: His best drink
Sal: What's that?
Mila: Red wine dear
Mila: I trust her so much that's why I give her the deal
Sal: We cannot have him poisoned at your house. You're the first person the police will suspect.
Sal: I always think that everything could be a trap, which is why I’m still alive. You have to do the same.
Sal: We have to be really smart about this plan.
Mila: That's true to avoid suspect
Sal: Exactly. We must be brilliant.
Sal: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Mila: No dear
Mila: What is that
Sal: Morons.

Bella: When he brings them back home I would put it in before he lives with it the morning
Sal: You're going to put it in him in the morning?
Bella: No at night then he would leave with the drink in the morning
Sal: You've really lost me here. Explain exactly what you're talking about. We can take no chances.
Bella: I would poison his drink at night then he would take the drink out when he is leaving the house in the morning
Sal: Nope. Nothing can be connected to my love. We must protect her at all costs.
Bella: I would have to pay a driver to hit him down to death
Bella: What about that ?
Sal: Why would you pay?
Bella: Don't worry I would do the job my self
Sal: I really need to think on this.
Bella: I would be safe okay you have nothing to worry about
Sal: I'm worried about Mila's safety.
Sal: I wasn't worried about you.
Bella: This got nothing to do with her
Bella: If they would look for anyone it's gonna be me not Mila
Sal: Well of course it does.
Sal: Why is that?
Bella: And I have sworn my loyalty to her
Bella: Or do you prefer the cooking plan

Sal: My love, I have to catch a flight at the airport. I must leave soon.
Sal: I'm afraid Bella hasn't been helpful yet.
Mila: What is she saying dear
Sal: She wants to run over him with her car.
Sal: And if hitting him the first time didn't work, she would want the driver to back up and go over him again, so they would hit him down to death, to use her words.
Sal: She may need to stick to cocking.
Mila: I will have a plan with her so when we are done she will get back to you
Sal: Ok my love. I will miss you!
Mila: Okay dear I will miss you more