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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by bware419ers » Fri May 26, 2023 2:00 pm

This entire thing must be shared.
I’m CIA commander over control all security in the world before anyone
can deliver anything to someone the person will contact me first then
I will give order to deliver before the delivery will start I will
contact president of USA and president of u.s.a. with shoes someone
can deliver the money to owner of the money and the only ping you need
to know is that your delivery is only one and all this people telling
you that that they have your delivery is a lie your delivery is only
one if anyone contact you and tell you that he have your delivery
block the person immediately because the person don’t have your
delivery he just want your money you don’t need to text any one of
them again only place you can trust and focus is here because I ‘m
here with your money and your gold your money is 100 billion dollar
and your gold is 700 pieces of gold now you need to report all these
people here so that I will send some security to arrest them all and
after that we need you home address and your name

The best regarding
Mr BABATUNDE FORSHOLA
EMAIL>[email protected]
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by pete515 » Fri May 26, 2023 5:40 pm

I take it the $100 billion is cash and the delivery fee for this and 700 gold bars is a $50 gift card?
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Guanaco » Fri May 26, 2023 9:31 pm

^^^ May be the lad was talking about these dollars:

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Myon359 » Sat Jun 03, 2023 2:38 pm

A dying widow wrote:
Listen; am orphaning you this funds in other for you to make use of 40% of the funds for orphanage home.
⛪ :1 All of My neighbors are laughing at me because of what happen the monument of faith - Abimbola on the pyramid he built

Hope you’ve buried your father and mother Please incinerate them And use the remains to drink vodka It works for good English - Miss Aliyah

This is really bad. I think poor broke gods time is gonna die out side - Godstime's Review of Lagos Safari

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by bware419ers » Wed Jun 07, 2023 2:23 pm

I can see that you are crazy you send $7500 too (my scammer character) I have all your details too get you I'll go an report you as a scam fuck you son of Santa
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Myon359 » Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:26 pm

LOLing at this format:
LOAN APPLICATION AMOUNT OF US$200,000,00 IN YOUR FAVOR

Greetings in the name of the lord almighty and our lord Jesus Christ.

Be Informed That We are lifting up to Those Who are suffering the pain
of trials of every kind....I hereby assured you that Your LOAN amount of SUM OF
US$200,000.00 (TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS WHICH will be Granted
to you.

...........

The services of (PUT UR CHURCH NAME HERE) are rendered all over the
world.
All you need to do is 'comply with our rules and Regulations
⛪ :1 All of My neighbors are laughing at me because of what happen the monument of faith - Abimbola on the pyramid he built

Hope you’ve buried your father and mother Please incinerate them And use the remains to drink vodka It works for good English - Miss Aliyah

This is really bad. I think poor broke gods time is gonna die out side - Godstime's Review of Lagos Safari

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🤠Abimbola: Owerri -> Lagos -> Awka. Spent Xmas in Awka hotel parking lot.
🤠Team Ayo (w/ Cubanskies, Miss Orchid): Lagos -> Korup, Cameroon
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Thursten3rd » Sat Jun 10, 2023 3:37 pm

It's been a long time since I had a cut-and paste job this bad. Enjoy!

My name is William John form ( I m F ) YOUR will receive your ATM
MasterCARD with the sum of ds $ $4,800,000.00,Millions united states
dollars choose this two company you will receive your ATM MasterCard once
you get the it Scratch it and send me the picture i will send you the
tracking numbers

1; FedEx=5hrs/$50 i Tunes card or buy an Steam card or google card

2; DHL=4hrs/$50 i Tunes card or buy an Steam card or google card

Thanks.
REGARDS
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by pete515 » Sat Jun 10, 2023 3:42 pm

I am sure the lad is doing his best, just so happens his best is pathetic. D- on that one.
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Guanaco » Fri Jun 16, 2023 1:37 pm

Lad wrote:Dear Customer Mr. Tiffany ...
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Guanaco » Sat Jun 17, 2023 7:41 pm

Robert Glenn - President CEO - Air Force Federal Credit Union wrote:Listing and listing good: the only reason you are making this payment is to enable your full fund being transfer to your account
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Post by Guanaco » Sat Jun 17, 2023 8:09 pm

Rev Rodney Moore, United Nation, London wrote:This was done after the BREXIT Meeting which mandated that all funds in dormant accounts should be sophisticated (...) avoid any delay that will warrant sophisticating of your fund.
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Fatter Siam » Sun Jun 18, 2023 5:16 pm

Dear Sir,

We represent the interest of an Arab Angle investor...

Best regards
Mr. Empero Festus
Seems rather obtuse to me.
Asking for your enlistment before sending the necessary fees can be likened to putting the cat before the horse. Between the chicken and the hen, which one comes first. - Mr Alex
WE HAVE JUST BEEN RIGMAROLLING WITHOUT MAKING ANY PROGRESS. - Mr. Alex (after the 4th bank account)
You seem not to be very intelligent, It is frustrating and I hate clients who are not focussed. (after 5th account and a dollah chop)

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Guanaco » Tue Jun 20, 2023 9:54 pm

Not so fast, Kamala!

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by osc » Fri Jun 30, 2023 9:14 pm

This just in:
ANTONIO GUTERRES wrote:Just look for any app store okay it will be better for this transaction okay and get this Google play card you need a close so we can be able to deliver your eating mustard talk to you
Also this gem, which goes straight into my signature:
GLOBAL DELIVERY SERVICE wrote:Now I understood who you are.

Ali baba

Ali baba
And this confused little laddy (this was the entire email):
Mrdavid Ben wrote:no problem thank
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Jimlad » Mon Jul 03, 2023 8:01 am

Respectively
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Myon359 » Tue Jul 04, 2023 5:45 pm

Got this slight disconnect in script:
This message is to bring to your notice that A power of attorney has
been submitted to our office by one American woman with the Name, Mrs
Suzanne Elizabeth Kukoricza
etc. etc

This message is to confirm if you are still alive and that you
actually sent this man
to our office or not.
⛪ :1 All of My neighbors are laughing at me because of what happen the monument of faith - Abimbola on the pyramid he built

Hope you’ve buried your father and mother Please incinerate them And use the remains to drink vodka It works for good English - Miss Aliyah

This is really bad. I think poor broke gods time is gonna die out side - Godstime's Review of Lagos Safari

🐖:114

🤠Abimbola: Owerri -> Lagos -> Awka. Spent Xmas in Awka hotel parking lot.
🤠Team Ayo (w/ Cubanskies, Miss Orchid): Lagos -> Korup, Cameroon
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by bware419ers » Thu Jul 06, 2023 7:01 pm

Fuck you what are you doing now
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Post by Fatter Siam » Thu Jul 06, 2023 8:18 pm

^^Wait, so now you're just posting my PM's to you?^^
Asking for your enlistment before sending the necessary fees can be likened to putting the cat before the horse. Between the chicken and the hen, which one comes first. - Mr Alex
WE HAVE JUST BEEN RIGMAROLLING WITHOUT MAKING ANY PROGRESS. - Mr. Alex (after the 4th bank account)
You seem not to be very intelligent, It is frustrating and I hate clients who are not focussed. (after 5th account and a dollah chop)

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Post by bware419ers » Fri Jul 07, 2023 12:33 pm

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Jimlad » Sat Jul 08, 2023 2:45 pm

I had a lad introduce himself to me as Warren Buffett. I responded with "and I'm Santa Claus". He came back with:
Greetings to you Santa Claus,

I knowledge the receipt of your email and I want you to understand that my wife and I decided to donate the sum of blah, blah, blah
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Fatter Siam » Sun Jul 09, 2023 2:23 pm

In the process of coughing up bank accounts this Lagos Lad has discovered a thesaurus.
We have further digested your brilliant mail but have to say that we cannot provide any other account in United States having exhausted our possibilities most especially, we state that if the last account could not work out, we shall recluse our self from this transaction having not seen anything wrong with it unless you are not too sure of yourself and your transaction in which case we shall be obliged to ask you to disqualify us from all legal representations in any ramification in which you seek of us.
Without descending into the arena of conflict as a result of the issues with the banks, Let us hit the nail on its head by telling ourselves the truth in other to resolve this seeming bank debacle seamlessly.
While we were waiting on your update concerning the payment of the fees which you explicitly stated in your mail, we are to read you afterwards sounding lackadaisical omitting the crux of the moment.

Your response mail is well digested. Stilling waiting on your update if you sincerely mean well rather than being economical with the truth. However, we are still enjoying robust communication by mail so there is no problem in reaching out.
Asking for your enlistment before sending the necessary fees can be likened to putting the cat before the horse. Between the chicken and the hen, which one comes first. - Mr Alex
WE HAVE JUST BEEN RIGMAROLLING WITHOUT MAKING ANY PROGRESS. - Mr. Alex (after the 4th bank account)
You seem not to be very intelligent, It is frustrating and I hate clients who are not focussed. (after 5th account and a dollah chop)

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Post by CUBANSKIES » Fri Jul 14, 2023 7:54 pm

Listen to me oh my god I feel your pain I don't know the reason why you don't trust me why can't you just send the $15 so that I will I will I will complete this transfer why can't you trust me I am also trying to because I know how you feel about this and you on my god I know that you keep all the blame on me and I promise you that I will I'm going to complete this transaction stop crying I feel your pain I am crying into I don't know the reason why you don't you don't you don't understand me
"we slept outsie the school all night yesterday and have just been release from police custody today. I demand we are got out of this miseries,the driver report us to the police and is only by pretending we are incompetant fools that they leave us allone. Nobody here speaks the queens english, they all speak barbarous French and one man i talk to speak in language i never hear before!! We have spent all our money all us have left is 10$ in our wallets. Am so confuse and upset right now, not having eaten for whole night. We are seriously unhappy and if possibility continues will starve."

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by osc » Sun Jul 16, 2023 3:53 pm

Context: my character has been silent for a week and I've decided to explain the silence by having my character suffer an epileptic seizure, followed by a week-long stay at the hospital.
I wrote: Helloing,

Thanking You for You reply.

I must soon remember what I needing to do with moneys gram payment I needed do. It still take many time to remember all thing. On luck I have assistent that help me do all thing with payment.

I will emailing You and Mr. [oops I confused the lad's accomplice's name with that of another scammer] i think also? About this transaction.

Regard
M.
my lad wrote:Dear M.,
Your memory is reinstall. You can now remember things. When you get there, tell them to give you the reference number of the transaction you made at money gram that the receiver trying call them but the phone line is cracking like a flog. Please do and get back to both of us. God bless you.

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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by bware419ers » Tue Jul 18, 2023 12:58 pm

They scammed you again. Why not call the police and asked them to assist you. They are going to confirm the real people. Invite the corps
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote

Post by Myon359 » Wed Aug 02, 2023 3:46 pm

Someone's pretty cavalier:
I know this email will come to you as a surprise, but never mind.
⛪ :1 All of My neighbors are laughing at me because of what happen the monument of faith - Abimbola on the pyramid he built

Hope you’ve buried your father and mother Please incinerate them And use the remains to drink vodka It works for good English - Miss Aliyah

This is really bad. I think poor broke gods time is gonna die out side - Godstime's Review of Lagos Safari

🐖:114

🤠Abimbola: Owerri -> Lagos -> Awka. Spent Xmas in Awka hotel parking lot.
🤠Team Ayo (w/ Cubanskies, Miss Orchid): Lagos -> Korup, Cameroon
🤠🤠Team Godstime: Ekpoma -> Abuja -> Warri; Ekpoma -> Lagos -> Ibadan

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