Goofy crap your lads wrote
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Goofy crap your lads wrote
In the find tradition of past threads - post your favorite silly, ridiculous, funny, outlandish emails, chat messages, etc. from lads in this thread.
"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
Woody 2105-?
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x8 Owerri -> Maiduguri, Lagos/Lomé/Bmko/Kolokani/Bmko/Nioro Bmko/Timbuktu/Bmko/Youri Bmko/Mauritania/Kidira/Dakar>Jail ![⌛️](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/231b.svg)
's -West African safaris, France-Dublin w/DSW, etc. ![🍟](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f35f.svg)
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"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
Woody 2105-?
Amos
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"You are singlehandedly disrupting all of lad-economics it seems." ~ Bertje
"I am real and I know who I am okay" ~ Jordan
"Now that I am with you, I guess you can call me a sucker." ~ Jordan
"I'm not a baby lawyer and even a baby lawyer can not stoop so low by sending those items to you" ~ Barrister Sunshine
"YOURE EVIL WOMAN BEGONE I WILL OPEN CASE WITH CUSTOMER CARE !" ~ Rev. John M.
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote
You can say that again.
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote
Well. that's ironic, isn't it?
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote
Their initial email's subject line was "Rich and Famous," so hopefully I can get them to draw up a standard contract for me. ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif)
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif)
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote
I think this is one if the best that I received so far:
“ You are a fraud, never you contact me again”
“ You are a fraud, never you contact me again”
“You are a fraud, never you contact me again” - Suzanne
“Is like you are a big fool ???” - Peggy Coldern
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote
"You are a fraud"? Oh, the irony
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote
Weird lad's arithmetic:
Once again note that the actual Courier Retail Price: $588 Your Price
(Because of our contract signed): is now $118 ( $118.00 Savings!).
FBI: "You don't deserve to be my client I swear..."
Prince: "Gradually you are becoming a bad friend"
x9+
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- the King of Mankini (4yrs)
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Prince: "Gradually you are becoming a bad friend"
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This was the lad's entire opening format. Sent bbc no less.
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"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
Woody 2105-?
Accra -> Singapore, Dakar/Rosso/Bmko/Kpndo/Ctnu ☯x6 GoldPith ,
x2![⌛️](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/231b.svg)
Amos![☠️](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/2620.svg)
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x8 Owerri -> Maiduguri, Lagos/Lomé/Bmko/Kolokani/Bmko/Nioro Bmko/Timbuktu/Bmko/Youri Bmko/Mauritania/Kidira/Dakar>Jail ![⌛️](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/231b.svg)
's -West African safaris, France-Dublin w/DSW, etc. ![🍟](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f35f.svg)
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"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
Woody 2105-?
Amos
Godwin 2015-?
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This was the last message I heard from a lad who got all angry because I gave him no ID:
OK. THIS IS THE END OF OUR COMMUNICATION BECAUSE I CANNOT BE DEALING WITH A FACELESS PERSON WHILE YOU HAVE ALL MY INFORMATION.
BYE AND ALL THE BEST
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Received this today from one of my FB lads:
I have one Brother who lives in Naples, FL. He had some disability due to an auto accident which made him lose his spinal cord
Piggies x56; Vcamera; Sand Timer x2
Honey I believe you and I trust you sorry if you think am doubting you I never did that bank manager is only just a pissing of crash - Bryan
bcos you for ever in my heart cherished and adored as a priceless pearl among the rear germs - General William Miller
I can't tell of how mush i miss you,this feeling is all over me,i just want you to know that i miss you so mush. - Brian
but my heart is biting so fast for you and i cant hid it - Howard
i pray that God will put smell on ur face someday - Matt Ryan
Honey I believe you and I trust you sorry if you think am doubting you I never did that bank manager is only just a pissing of crash - Bryan
bcos you for ever in my heart cherished and adored as a priceless pearl among the rear germs - General William Miller
I can't tell of how mush i miss you,this feeling is all over me,i just want you to know that i miss you so mush. - Brian
but my heart is biting so fast for you and i cant hid it - Howard
i pray that God will put smell on ur face someday - Matt Ryan
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Today from a happy lad:
Fools, you cannot write, because you know that you are nothing but fucking.
yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
Safaris: Linos: Togo-Benin // Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
//: Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
//: Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
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When I refused to give bank account details because I was "scared of criminals accessing my emails":
NO CRIMINAL WILL NOT OK SEND IT FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
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"Nothing was dropped to gail David house and stop your bullshit if you cannot send the fee $700 as instructed kindly stop further commication now"
I found it quite amusing that he demanded I stop with my bullshit lol
I found it quite amusing that he demanded I stop with my bullshit lol
Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote
I'm new, so this is probably not out of the ordinary, but this lad apparently wants to use WhatsApp exclusively. My character don't have WhatsApp (and I'm not sure about whether I want to use it as a baiter or not), so when he asked for my character's WhatsApp, she said:
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
And the response she got wasBarrister,
What is WhatsApp?
Sincerely,
N.
I realize that this is probably pretty normal, but when that showed up in my inbox, it just struck me as hilarious for some reasonIS YOUR COUNTRY NOT USING WHATSAPP
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote
It was early in the morning and took a minute before I realized who he was talking about.Lad: The serials are killing people
Me: What are serials?
Lad: You haven’t heard of serial?
They are close to Turkey
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Honey I believe you and I trust you sorry if you think am doubting you I never did that bank manager is only just a pissing of crash - Bryan
bcos you for ever in my heart cherished and adored as a priceless pearl among the rear germs - General William Miller
I can't tell of how mush i miss you,this feeling is all over me,i just want you to know that i miss you so mush. - Brian
but my heart is biting so fast for you and i cant hid it - Howard
i pray that God will put smell on ur face someday - Matt Ryan
Honey I believe you and I trust you sorry if you think am doubting you I never did that bank manager is only just a pissing of crash - Bryan
bcos you for ever in my heart cherished and adored as a priceless pearl among the rear germs - General William Miller
I can't tell of how mush i miss you,this feeling is all over me,i just want you to know that i miss you so mush. - Brian
but my heart is biting so fast for you and i cant hid it - Howard
i pray that God will put smell on ur face someday - Matt Ryan
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I always love it when lads pretend to be highly educated American politicians, generals, lawyers, bank managers and then write like they were home schooled by the local village idiot.
Have you send the money because diplomatic was told me that he is already gave you all the account to send the money to, have you send it , and you we still keep updating me utill you receive the money to your door step.
General Scott Miller
Hello my friend Julia What's going on have you make the payment , because I don't like this box still at diplomatic , secondly if you make the payment then I will feeling relax as you make the payment so that the consignment box will reach you home address.
General Scott Miller
Are you make the payment?
The management of the bank called your lawyer yestertday thinking that you will send to enable us effect the tranbsfer of this your fund same yesterday but unfortunately he stayed but nothing happend on your side.
We have give you two accounts also give name to send the money via RAI money transfer unit of world remit below and the accounts are below and up till now you did not ua any tangiable reason for not doing as you said kindly let us know what is the delay for now again.
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote
Isn't it ironic that lads who pose as barristers, bankers and what have you, write stuff like this but talk much better whenever they phone Lenny or another chatbot?
Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote
I think I've pushed this particular lad over the edge. After some delays, he sent me a harshly-worded email for attaching the bank_transfer_receipt.jpg incorrectly to the email, so I told him I would be instructing my bank to cancel the payment. Then I received this beauty (minor censoring done by me):
Will have to think of something to keep him hooked.SIR
WHY ARE YOU ASKING YOUR BANK TO RETURN BACK THE MONEY, I HAVE ALREADY RECEIVED THE MONEY YOU HAVE SENT. THUNDER FIRE YOU AND YOUR BANK IDIOT, SMALL D*CK HEAD. YOU THINK YOU CAN PLAY ANYONE YOU SEE. COW TAIL LIKE YOU.
"If you dont want to pay this money then you can stuck it up your ass, you are just a sick fellow"
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If he already received the money, he can surely process the transaction and give you your funds ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif)
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote
Do not be angry with me yet because, everything about this transfer
will work out peacefully without any trouble okay.
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He has to explain this sh*tFollowing instruction issued to the bank for immediate transfer of the fund to you, the financial consultant will be contacting you for the transfer of the fund to you as the funds are in the bank for onward transfer to you.
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yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
Safaris: Linos: Togo-Benin // Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
//: Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
//: Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote
Not exactly goofy, but it's still pretty ungrateful. Especially since Danerys had been nothing but cooperative with her; this is probably the last message we're going to get from Asma Mostafa:
Greetings Dear
Thanks raising hope mine hope
Thanks for joking over my life
Thanks for disheartening
Thanks, because am demoralize
Thanks for making me follow you sheepishly......Nevertheless God bless you
Asma
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Re: Goofy crap your lads wrote
I've been stringing along a lad since September last year and went through all of our emails and noticed this one from June 5th. He means two hard disks.
TO:Anna
Sincerely speaking i don't know what is happening on your side and i have to give you time to raise the require fees for two hard dicks that is why i dont mail you.
I started working with you on the release of your $37 Million because i know that it will be of great financial benefit to me and my family mostly to my two disabled children.
Please do not allow anybody to deceive you at this final stage because it will be very costly.
Let us reap what we sowed,I am waiting for your reply.
#Stay Safe, stay healthy
Regards,
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