Goofy crap your lads wrote

[Myon359]

Some interesting remarks from a dying widow:

Greetings, so sorry for my intruder,

Note I was among the accident vitim that happened in Belgium As Car Hurdles Into Crowd At Carnival last year March 21, 2022.

I also have a charitable and unfulfillment project that am about to handover to you,

[bware419ers]

Did you receive the below message from Mr. Brain Duke, the bank manager?

[Fatter Siam]

I have hare massage today that you have not still alive life is Tor or not reply this massage now now if you still dey life and get the gift card of the $50 fee.

[email protected]

[Jimlad]

Such eloquence!

[pete515]

My reaction too. The standard of diplomats these days isn't what it used to be.

[Fatter Siam]

The IMF is done mincing words...

Without missing word it has been established that you are a joker and a game player BUT what will you gain behaving like crooks? Listing to me and listing for your own good, If you don't believe what i am telling you that means you will never have any other opportunity to get your fund paid to you, open your eyes and see if you did not receive your fund after this fee paid by you I WILL BE THE BIGGEST FOOL, that means i am a bastard,

Officially Sealed.
Ms Kristalina Georgieva,
Managing Director and Chairperson Board of Executive, International Monetary Fund {IMF}

[bobdemol]

DO YOU KNOW MR EDWARD WHO TOLD ME THAT HE IS YOU NEXT OF KIN TO CLAIM
YOUR FUNDS WORTH $10.5 MILLION DOLLARS
IF NOT TRY TO GET BACK TO ME
WITH YOUR INFORMATION SO THAT WE CAN STOP HIM TO GET IT DONE

[Jimlad]

I am a man of integrity...

MRS EDITH MICHELLE
HSBC LONDON

[Kitty La Gore]

I am writing to confirm the fact if you are (Dead) Or (Alive)? Because Mr.James Simpson came to our office stated that you are infected with Earthquake and died.

Shaken, not stirred?

[NitaNoo]

So I'm really new to all this, joined the site 18 months ago but then got busy and never pursued baiting. But then I got this email from a nice lawyer in Canada assuring me that a long lost relative had died and I was the only heir. I couldn't pass on $10 mill, could I? And he spoke the lawyer talk so good:

"To highlight you on the procedure, I have perfected the modality for the claim and to achieve this objective, I will depose an Affidavit of Support before a Court of competent jurisdiction testifying that you are the next of kin to my deceased client, and with the Affidavit in support, consequently apply to the Probate Registry for the letter of administration of the deceased estate in accordance with the Inheritance Act Claims (Provisions for Family and Dependants) Act 1975."

I'm kind of looking forward to seeing what else he comes up with once he starts asking for money.

[Fatter Siam]

Ha You could have some fun with this guy. See how long it takes him to get frustrated if you only reply to him using the New-Age Bullshit Generator.
https://generatorfun.com/new-age-bullshit-generator

[NitaNoo]

Ooooo...

I'll keep you all posted.

[Mr Tambourine Man]

is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.

Agnes ignored Harrison Porker's careers advice and became a drug dealer instead. On release from prison she turned to rimance scamming and kept popping up in one of my baits to abuse the lad.

[Jimlad]

I received this from someone who is obviously a true believer!

I wish to let you know that if i lie to you, i have committed sin
against god almighty, against the holy spirit, and against you as a
human. As the bible says "no sinner will go unpunished, so what does
It benefits me to enjoy today and suffer till the end of my life, also
suffer punishments from our creator whom we all shall answer to and
give account of how we lived our lives here on earth. By the way, I
urge you to go on your knees tonight and pray, asking God to show you
this deal and the possible outcome of it. Then go to bed. I am very
sure that the true god whom you and I are serving will reveal the
outcome to you.

and he goes on to say;

Finally, we unconditionally and irrevocably guarantee to you that less
than 7 hours confirmation receipt of the above stated fees of $58.00
Usd, I shall gladly release your approved payment into your authorized
bank account without any further delay.

If there was an Oscar for "Best Hypocrisy", he'd have it in the bag!

[bware419ers]

I am waiting for you not to text me back so I can start a sign ofccpaperwork

[Fatter Siam]

From the desk of Mrs Dr Ellen M. Fitzsimmons -

Attention: Dick Up your butt

On behalf of SunTrust Bank you are hereby informed that why are you lying to yourself?

[bware419ers]

This is from an initial format:

Atten: Sir.

To be honest with you, I am not impressed with you. I have been calling on you about your fund but your response is not engorging. This is the last notice you will hear from us about your fund because you will not Understand the kind of pressure I am passing through.

I expected you to be serious but the way you are daleing this transaction needs to be questioned because as a Beneficiary you are to make sure everything is completed so your funds will be transferred safely to your Bank account.

Giving you more time is Impossible because the delay is too much. All our effort on this transaction to make it successful and we expected you to complete immediately.

He probably needs some Eater lurve. You can find him here: https://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewt ... 7&t=216679

[Jimlad]

Here's a generous lad:

I want you to understand that fact that,the grant fund of $800 billion dollar is from united nation humanitarian office and their aim is to eradicate your Covid poverty

That sort of cash could eradicate poverty on a large chunk of the planet!

[Jimlad]

Hello Dear,

With utmost sincerity, it is my pleasure to share some of the post Covid-19 conundrum after the banking conglomerate conference. Meanwhile, good fortune and your pedigree has brought you good luck as I was inspired after going through your profile on social media to contact you to urgently disseminate very sensitive information that would be highly resourceful to you before it becomes late.

[Deniden]

i am Mrs Liz. 70 years old, Dumb and a widow.
...
I'm happy to hear from you I want you to know that you are money still intight access global bank i love you

[Jimlad]

I came basically the transactions you been running Everytime with some people it's a time for you to end everything you have with them because you're wasting your money for nothing those people that tells you that they were somone from MIF or from any department were not people you thought they are we had two people here in my office which their work is extorting money from people telling different lies your name is written down on thier files and minister of finance have declared that the money we discovered will be use to compensate everyone that losses his or her hard earned money i would like to here from you as soon as possible you're among written to be compensated for being a victim

Chistopher Weary, Fbi/MIF

In this case I'm only a victim of very bad English.

[pete515]

Well I hope it was the Director/CEO who wrote that masterpiece of English mangling

[Jimlad]

Who IS Christopher Weary anyway?

[pete515]

I am sure the lad meant Christopher Wray, Director of FBI.

[Jimlad]

Yes, I got that. I was being sarcastic, hence the laughing emoticon.