My favorite part of the conversation so far

[MasterBaiter]

I am baiting a guy who is "in love with me"

Here's part of the convo where I started to have some fun

Him

Okay and i also want to know more about you too.

Me

Well I am a caring, loving woman who just wants to give love to a caring, loving man who wants to give love to a caring, loving woman like myself

Him

I'm very responsible but still let the inner boy in me come out at times, OK maybe sometimes too much.. I'm very flexible in things I like to do, whether it's going out dinning or just hanging home eating pizza and putting in a DVD..

Me (This is based off a youtube video parody of how to get a free pizza. If any of you have seen it, I love you. If you haven't seen it and want to, just look up "Domino's Pizza Fresh hack" on youtube)

I love eating pizza. I know how to get free pizzas too. First you have to call your local pizza center pizzaria and ask for a large one topping pizza. Then when they ask what topping you want, you say you want your large pizza topping to be another large pizza topping. Then when they ask what topping you want for your large one topping large topping pizza, you say you want another piping hot one topping pizza. Do you know what I mean? Im sorry if it was confusing but its really hard to explain. Anyway, after you do that, they'll say they don't have a box big enough for your pizza, so you have to go buy a refrigerator to get a box big enough for it. Then when walmart asks how you want to pay for your refrigerator you say you have 71 large pizzas that you can give them. Then you go to the pizzaria with your refrigerator box to put all of the pizzas in. Then you take those pizzas back to walmart and pay them, but when they're not looking you take only one pizza and bring it home. And that's how you get your own free pizza. I know it sounds confusing but my grandson showed me a video on the youtubes of how to get it.

Him

I love the monsoon season and the lightning it brings.. I'm very thought full of others and always make the best of a bad situation.. I am a widower after some years of faithfulness and love and was put out because I lost her in an accident.. I am looking for someone to spend time with and lead into a lasting long term, rest of my life type of relationship or just a now thing, I will not discount anything right now..
Thank you for letting me know how i will get my free how i will get my free Pizza.

I highly doubt he read that whole thing, but hopefully he did. The reason why I sent him that was because (obviously its hilarious) but most importantly I think he was messaging multiple people on hangouts at the same time because he kept sending me responses that he's already answered before, and also asked me questions he literally asked 2 minutes ago. So I wanted to waste his time and send him something really long.

[bware419ers]

I highly doubt he read that whole thing, but hopefully he did...So I wanted to waste his time and send him something really long.

There seems to be some great irony there!

Lads are lazy and do everything they can to be efficient and make money in the easiest way possible. Instead of writing long things to a love lad, I suggest asking lots and lots of unusual questions that cannot be answered with "yes" or "no." Great questions can be found simply by searching "questions to ask on a first date."

[MasterBaiter]

Thank you for that advice! I think Im going to do that tomorrow when I message him. I think I'll still throw in some things like above too anyway just for my (and eater's) entertainment.