Some Chat Bits From Romance Lad

[Madlib_629]

Been a while since I've been through here, but I never quit baiting. Recently I've been doing my best to confuse one of my lads, supposedly Jason Momoa. It's resulted in some of the following conversations.

First, some de-education:

Private Chat : You look beautiful my love

Luna : Thank you! You're so sweet.

Private Chat : Thank you about that my love I love talking to you all day my love but usually off online and you are not telling me

Luna : Off online??

Private Chat : No dear I mean sometimes you usually off online and you are not telling me before you off online

Luna : I have never heard anyone say "off online" before. We usually say it "off the online" here. Is that something they say in Hawaii?

Private Chat : Yes dear so what did you eat today my love

Luna : Well nothing yet, but I'm thinking I might make myself some toast.

Private Chat : Wow dear I will love to eat your food my love

Luna : Would be really nice to share some avocado and fish toast. I remember in one interview you said you liked it, right?

Private Chat : Yes dear I love eating toast my love

This guy is claiming if you buy his membership card, the "management" will give YOU money. I called him out on his nonsense:

Luna : Did you have any plans for today?

Private Chat : No dear I have plans for tomorrow my love
And if you make my plana work tomorrow I will be happy with you my love

Luna : You mean the card I assume?

Private Chat : Yes dear you know if told you I want to pay you a visit and you know what you have to do so I can pay you a visit and so we can stay connected for every and so my management will be giving some amount of money every month
If you can get the apple gift card for the membership card tomorrow my love my management will allow me to come to your house my love and he will be giving you some amount of money my love that is my plan tomorrow to come to your house

Luna : Yes, that's what I mean. But I do have a question.
If I pay for the card, then your management gets some profit, right?
But then, how do they profit if they just give me free money?
They are LOSING money by doing this.

Private Chat : No dear the apple gift card is for my management card and he will be giving some money every month and then we are going to stay connected for every and I will able to pay you a visit and any of my show you will able to come my love

Luna : Yes, that's exactly what I mean. Once I pay for the card, the management team makes no further profit and thus by giving me money, they're hurting themselves.
Whoever thought up that idea must've been a nice person, but also had horrible business skills.

Private Chat : No dear I have a lot of money my love just buy the apple gift card so my management can give the membership card so we can stay connected and I will able to pay you a visit tomorrow my love

Luna : Yes of course I'm sure you guys have a lot of money, it just seems like this wasn't thought out too well. Eventually, there'll be self inflicted bankruptcy.

Private Chat: No dear nothing will happen my love I want to help some of my fans

Luna : How much money are you guys giving out on a daily basis?

Private Chat : My love I give up to $250 my love
Is my management that is the one giving the money

Luna : So you guys in the end are making a profit of only around 50$ to 40$ once taxes are counted. You're going to barely have enough to scrape by eventually. Maybe your management needs an accountant or financial advisor. Giving out 250 and only getting 50 back is a recipe for disaster.
In short, you guys are pretty doomed.

Private Chat : My love don't worry about that everything is fine my love

Luna : I sure hope so. If you'd like any financial assistance, I'd be happy to help.

And then he was an idiot automatically once:

Private Chat : Yes dear but did you know how to scratch a apple gift card

Luna replied to Private Chat: Yes dear but did you know how to scratch a apple gift card

Luna : What.

Private Chat : Did you know how to scratch a apple gift card

Luna : Ummmmm, you aren't sure if I know?

Private Chat : Ok dear don't worry when you get to the store after when you buy the card then you will send me the picture then I will show you how to scratch the card

Luna : Oh my gosh, you actually think that I don't know how to scratch a card?

Private Chat : No dear I am just asking my love sorry that my love
Please forgive me my love

More to come from this lad in the future, especially as his card will be literally sent to his "address" (home address) like he asked.

[bware419ers]

Good to see you around and still giving the lads all they deserve!

[sparky905]

He must love how concerned you are for his business model! Pointing out the flaws in his thinking is what friends do.

[Madlib_629]

Thank you to both of you!! I really missed being around here, there's a ton of stuff I did that will unfortunately never see the light of day. But I am back and posting snippets.

I also have a Keanu Reeves on. I met him on IG and he's moved to Telegram. For context, we BOTH have our Telegram numbers hidden:

Keanu Reeves : I would love to see a video of you . Can you do that ?

Luna M : Yes, but why do you want it?

Keanu Reeves : Just to see how beautiful you are

Luna M : Oh I see. I'll take one in a few then. Currently just here in the laundry.
By the way, did you have any plans for today?

Keanu Reeves : Just to see how beautiful you are


(Four hours later...)


Keanu Reeves : Hello honey

Luna M : Hello. Good afternoon.
I was finally able to get back into my telegram account


(Six hours later...)


Keanu Reeves : Ok

Luna M : Good evening.

Keanu Reeves : Yea how are you
Why are you awake

Luna M : The notification woke me up. Would you rather I go to sleep?

Keanu Reeves : You didn't do what I asked of you
You didn't provide your number also

Luna M : What do you mean by number?

Keanu Reeves : Your phone number

Luna M : You should have it. We are on telegram. I can see your number.

Keanu Reeves : Okay
Can you show me mine ?

Luna M : Sure, let me see.

Keanu Reeves : I spoke with my management about us meeting
And also about the fans support

Luna M : Wait a minute. You don't have a number visible????

Keanu Reeves : Yeah I made it private
I made it private because of imposters

Luna M : Oh that's odd. I've never seen anyone do that before. Maybe I should do it too.

Keanu Reeves : Okay
When do you think will be favorable for us to meet ?
Do you also need autograph so I can prepare some for you.

This poor guy loses the plot easily. That led to some confusion later on in the night:

Keanu Reeves : Once you made your payment my management will make a reservation for you. Why do you need to visit the bank before making the transfer ?

Luna M : I'm banking on my bank doing bank to bank to your bank.

Keanu Reeves : You don't have your bank ATM card ?

Luna M : I do but that bank card doesn't bank with bank to bank at the bank, it just banks at the bank but not with the bank to bank.

Keanu Reeves : But you can withdraw $3,500 with your ATM card right ? Is that possible, can you do that with your card ?

Luna M : Yes but bank to bank is what I was banking on doing at the bank.

Keanu Reeves : Okay I want to give you another option that will be faster and more easier

Luna M : But I'm banking on banking at the bank to do bank to bank from my bank to your bank and when your bank gets in touch with my bank they'll bank to bank with the bank, right?

Keanu Reeves : I know but that's a long process honey

Luna M : I'm banking on banking by bank to bank from my bank to your bank by bank at the bank being quick.

Keanu Reeves : I believe if you can withdraw the cash at any ATM machine and then used an western union agent that will be more faster

Luna M : So you're banking on me at the bank but not doing bank to bank from my bank to your bank but banking on banking at the other bank?

Keanu Reeves : Hello

Luna M : Yes, I'm here, is anything wrong?

Keanu Reeves : Can you do what I will say

Luna M : I just asked you what you meant.

Keanu Reeves : I want you to do a western union payment and not a bank payment

Luna M : You're not banking on bank to bank from my bank to your bank but banking on the bank card taking from the bank?

Keanu Reeves : Yes

Luna M : Good, that's what I thought.

Keanu Reeves : Can you used your bank ATM card and withdraw the cash ?

Luna M : I can bank at the bank with the bank card from my bank to take from my bank to your bank but no bank to bank from my bank to your bank.

Keanu Reeves : Can you withdraw cash at the ATM machine?

Luna M : I just answered that question

Keanu Reeves : You haven't

Luna M : Let me try and make it simpler then.

Keanu Reeves : Can you do that yes or no ?

Luna M : You're banking on me banking to bank at my bank with my bank card and taking from my bank to your bank but not banking on me banking a bank to bank from my bank to your bank.

Luna M : Correct?

Keanu Reeves : Okay used a voice note to say that and explain better

Luna M : I don't know how much simpler I can explain it. It seems obvious enough.

Keanu Reeves : I know but used a voice note to explain that honey

Luna M : Hold up.....The money goes from me. To you. Keanu get money. Keanu happy. Correct?

<sent an empty voice message>

Keanu Reeves : No sound. Try again

Luna M : Ugh, trying again.

<sent an empty voice message>

Keanu Reeves : Do a 2 minutes video of yourself please

Keanu Reeves : No sound also

Luna M : Why do you suddenly need video? And what am I even supposed to do for two minutes?

Keanu Reeves : Or less than 2 minutes. Just explain what you are saying

Luna M : Sigh....Luna take bank money out.

Keanu Reeves : Honey

Luna M : Luna give Keanu money.

Luna M : Yes?? Trying to accomplish this...

Keanu Reeves : Used voice or video recording to say that

Luna M : You are an audition learner?

Keanu Reeves : Yes honey

Luna M : This is going to be hard then.

Keanu Reeves : Why ?

Luna M : I'm a verbose learner It's not a bad thing, it's more physicological.

Keanu Reeves : Okay

This morning (about...five minutes or ten minutes ago) this clown got his piggy shut down, so he decided to go for a gift card:

Here's the conversation formatted in BB code with color coding:

Keanu Reeves : Do you know what apple iTunes card looks like ?

Luna M : Yes. It's a card with apples on the front.

Keanu Reeves : Yeah

Luna M : That's what I'll get. But how many cards?

Keanu Reeves : How close is the grocery store to you and now many are they ?

Luna M : I don't know, they're on the route to work.

Keanu Reeves : Okay so when are you getting it ? You are to buy the card $3,500 but note you have to buy it's from 2 to 3 different store

Luna M : 2 to 3 different stores? Oh I can't possibly do that then, it would've been better to simply tell me to go to the bank.

Keanu Reeves : Okay can you get it at 2 store ?

Luna M : Not 3 store, 2 store?

Keanu Reeves : Yeah can you make it to 2 store ?

Luna M : Mmmm, maybe 1 and half store?

Keanu Reeves : You purchase $1,500 from one store an then $2,000 from the other store to make it $3,500. I don't think one store will sale $3,500 to you once

Luna M : Why not 1 store?

Keanu Reeves : If they asked you who asked you to get the card what will be your response?

Luna M : Keanu Reeves coming straight out of The Matrix. And they'll see I'm serious and let me do it.

Keanu Reeves : No it's will be rejected

Luna M : Why? They hate you? Did you do something I'm unaware of?

Keanu Reeves : An note honey you have to keep our conversation private. No but Hollywood don't really allow fans to visit or meet with celebrities but I just want to prove to them I'm human just like everyone else

Luna M : Well not everyone else is human, my pointy haired boss's son once became possessed with the spirit of Paimon and I don't think he was too human anymore. They appointed him to HR Director.

Keanu Reeves : But you are okay around him right ?

Luna M : Oh yes, he's perfectly fine, he's just an HR Director. You know how that goes.

Keanu Reeves : Yeah I understand that