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Re: ASEM Format Confuses Lad

Post by Madlib_629 » Tue Jun 09, 2026 4:24 am

It took a bit, but here come the lad tears on May's shoulder:
May [5/31/26 5:06 PM]
Hi

May [5/31/26 5:06 PM]
I talked to denzel and sporus
Calvin had told May in an earlier text to ask Sporus about how the church planned to send money/packages.
May [5/31/26 5:06 PM]
What hapened with denzel?

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:12 PM]
I don't think I will get any money from joining Denzel's group

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:13 PM]
They are not trustworthy

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:13 PM]
I asked for proof

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:13 PM]
Either a video call

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:13 PM]
Or he sends a already $50

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:13 PM]
I already did the initiation thing and sent pictures

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:14 PM]
I suspect they are selling the pictures on dark web or something

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:14 PM]
Or using it to promote their cult

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:14 PM]
Which is fine but I need to be sure it pays

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:15 PM]
I can take care of their tasks they want for them but I need to be sure they are real

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:15 PM]
How did things go with sporus
So - you're fine with your pictures being distributed on the dark web as long as you get paid for it. Nice....very nice :?
May [5/31/26 5:21 PM]
What

May [5/31/26 5:23 PM]
What cult?

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:23 PM]
Lincoln park gang

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:23 PM]
That's the name of their cult

May [5/31/26 5:23 PM]
That is not a cult

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:23 PM]
I did the initiation
I decided to ask a direct question here:
May [5/31/26 5:24 PM]
You initiated and you do not even kno what is going on?

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:24 PM]
Yes
No sign of intelligent life on this planet.
Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:25 PM]
He wants me to chat sometime in my country and go collect money from her

May [5/31/26 5:25 PM]
Who

May [5/31/26 5:25 PM]
In your country?

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:25 PM]
They scammed her of some money already but her aunty caught up with them

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:25 PM]
I am not new to all this

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:26 PM]
They want me to meet her in person

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:26 PM]
I can do all those but I have to be sure who I am working with

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:26 PM]
A video call or they send me a little token

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:27 PM]
Meeting their victim in person to collect money is dangerous, what if I am arrested for the first money they collected from her

May [5/31/26 5:27 PM]
That makes sense. what did he say? we talked today

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:27 PM]
He said he doesn't know how to make video call

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:27 PM]
Who doesn't know how to make video call

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:28 PM]
Tell me about your discussion with sporus

May [5/31/26 5:28 PM]
I told you denzel is not good at things
So Mr. Braindead Calvin has admitted to:

1. Not knowing what's going on.

2. Being happy with having his pics on the dark web if he gets paid

3. Having sent pics first and thought afterwards.


Yikes :lol: :lol: :lol:

I decided to attempt to get several piggies (plan later abandoned, but it's fine):
May [5/31/26 5:29 PM]
I asked sporus abot the isue you had

May [5/31/26 5:29 PM]
And he sade maybe you can try sending severel bank acounts becase im sure you cant get all the money in one

May [5/31/26 5:29 PM]
They do not send crypto curency

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:30 PM]
They can send it to you and you send to me

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:30 PM]
What do you think

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:31 PM]
They must have legal ways of sending money

May [5/31/26 5:31 PM]
Welcome to denver were no one knos how todo anything
Apologies to any readers from Denver.
Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:31 PM]
Western union

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:31 PM]
Money gram

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:31 PM]
Ria

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:31 PM]
International transfer

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:31 PM]
This are all American means of sending money

May [5/31/26 5:32 PM]
You forget there not sending money to john acros town, there sending money to afrika

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:33 PM]
We use all those in Africa baby

May [5/31/26 5:33 PM]
I kno. they dont

May [5/31/26 5:33 PM]
This is the way

May [5/31/26 5:34 PM]
international transfer

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:34 PM]
I even volunteered to send them my family friend address in the USA then they can mail it as they suggest but they said my family friend must be a member of the church and build monument in the USA

May [5/31/26 5:34 PM]
You are expecting a grop of pepole who think the telephone is made by satan to think rationely

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:34 PM]
I can accept any means of transfer

May [5/31/26 5:35 PM]
Then try the bank transfer

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:35 PM]
You have to talk to sporus to convince them on international transfer to Africa

May [5/31/26 5:36 PM]
There convinsed, just ask them

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:37 PM]
They haven't replied my friends email after he sent his home address and told them not to add the money. That they can send the electronics and find other means to send the money

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:37 PM]
They haven't replied

May [5/31/26 5:37 PM]
Are you panicking?

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:37 PM]
No baby

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:38 PM]
I am not scared because I have you

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:38 PM]
You are my strength

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:38 PM]
But you know I can't do anything without you
Music to my ears.
Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:38 PM]
And this money is important to me

May [5/31/26 5:38 PM]
I think you shold try then

May [5/31/26 5:38 PM]
Both denzel and the church

May [5/31/26 5:38 PM]
If one fales you can do the other one

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:48 PM]
I done everything Denzel asked

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:48 PM]
He owes me now

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:48 PM]
For the church we need sporus to tell you other ways they send money

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:49 PM]
Sporus is young and knowledgeable

May [5/31/26 5:49 PM]
I talked to denzel and he was rely upset you asked for money and asked me if i found you at the dolar store

May [5/31/26 5:49 PM]
Sporus has a brane like mashed potatoes

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:50 PM]
I asked him for $50 as proof he is serious. You think I am so broke I do not have 50 bucks? It's either a video call or 50 bucks

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:50 PM]
I want a video call from him

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:50 PM]
That's fair for me to ask

May [5/31/26 5:50 PM]
I dont think your broke i think he thinks you are

May [5/31/26 5:51 PM]
Ill set him up for one if you want

May [5/31/26 5:51 PM]
If he dose mess you up i will get rid of him

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:51 PM]
Please set him up for one

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:51 PM]
A video call

May [5/31/26 5:52 PM]
Okie dokie

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:52 PM]
Let sporus know I have a lot of people that wants to convert to the church of the old gods too

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:52 PM]
I have to start doing them baptism

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:52 PM]
I need guidance from the church
Now here comes the REALLY fun part:
May [5/31/26 5:53 PM]
Is that serios?

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:53 PM]
Then I can send them pictures of the process as I am converting them

May [5/31/26 5:53 PM]
Theres a movment for the cult in your area now?

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:54 PM]
I told people about it that they are eager to join

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:54 PM]
Weird

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:54 PM]
I was surprised

May [5/31/26 5:54 PM]
Me to

May [5/31/26 5:54 PM]
Its a cult

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:55 PM]
Well I need a microphone to speak with that number of people
You WHAT????
Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:55 PM]
We need a social media platform
For real???
Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:55 PM]
You see why I need the church to send those items of theirs and the money

May [5/31/26 5:56 PM]
Thats rely intresting i understand beter now

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:56 PM]
Also when I set up the cult here, you can talk to your uncle to show you come down here to worship

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:57 PM]
And you can return whenever you want
The lad has turned into Jim Baker.
May [5/31/26 5:57 PM]
This sonds like a movie script but okay

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:58 PM]
Trust me it will work. I can invite sporus too if you want.
Oh hell no!!
Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:58 PM]
But first I need to set up

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:58 PM]
We need the electronics and money

May [5/31/26 5:58 PM]
Okie dokie. maybe we can do this than and make you a rich cult leder

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:59 PM]
They can give you the money and you give it to me. The church said they can give it to a member of the church only. You are a member I guess

May [5/31/26 6:00 PM]
Im not a member

May [5/31/26 6:00 PM]
Im a member of noething i go to another church rember?

May [5/31/26 6:00 PM]
Not the cult

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:02 PM]
Well they trust you

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:02 PM]
Perfect

May [5/31/26 6:03 PM]
Good then thats perfect

May [5/31/26 6:04 PM]
What do i tel densel?

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:14 PM]
Fix a video call

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:14 PM]
I need to trust him to work for him

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:15 PM]
It's not about the money

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:15 PM]
But trust first

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:15 PM]
You know I am capable of any task right?

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:15 PM]
I just need to be sure he is real with this on video call

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:18 PM]
Also I am more interested in the church now since they are ready to send money and you have to help me figure it out

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:18 PM]
For Denzel , I just need a video call

May [5/31/26 6:30 PM]
Okie dokie

May [5/31/26 6:30 PM]
Ill set up one then

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:44 PM]
Thank you

May [5/31/26 6:44 PM]
Your welcome

May [5/31/26 6:45 PM]
Rember im going to have to tech an area boy to use a video cal system

May [5/31/26 6:45 PM]
I hope your hapy with that
So we went off to set up a meeting on video between Denzel and Calvin.
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Re: ASEM Format Confuses Lad

Post by Punchbox » Wed Jun 10, 2026 1:49 pm

Lad is really baiting himself at this point... Great work lol :lol:
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