ASEM Format Confuses Lad

[Madlib_629]

It took a bit, but here come the lad tears on May's shoulder:

May [5/31/26 5:06 PM]
Hi

May [5/31/26 5:06 PM]
I talked to denzel and sporus

Calvin had told May in an earlier text to ask Sporus about how the church planned to send money/packages.

May [5/31/26 5:06 PM]
What hapened with denzel?

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:12 PM]
I don't think I will get any money from joining Denzel's group

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:13 PM]
They are not trustworthy

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:13 PM]
I asked for proof

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:13 PM]
Either a video call

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:13 PM]
Or he sends a already $50

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:13 PM]
I already did the initiation thing and sent pictures

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:14 PM]
I suspect they are selling the pictures on dark web or something

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:14 PM]
Or using it to promote their cult

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:14 PM]
Which is fine but I need to be sure it pays

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:15 PM]
I can take care of their tasks they want for them but I need to be sure they are real

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:15 PM]
How did things go with sporus

So - you're fine with your pictures being distributed on the dark web as long as you get paid for it. Nice....very nice

May [5/31/26 5:21 PM]
What

May [5/31/26 5:23 PM]
What cult?

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:23 PM]
Lincoln park gang

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:23 PM]
That's the name of their cult

May [5/31/26 5:23 PM]
That is not a cult

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:23 PM]
I did the initiation

I decided to ask a direct question here:

May [5/31/26 5:24 PM]
You initiated and you do not even kno what is going on?

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:24 PM]
Yes

No sign of intelligent life on this planet.

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:25 PM]
He wants me to chat sometime in my country and go collect money from her

May [5/31/26 5:25 PM]
Who

May [5/31/26 5:25 PM]
In your country?

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:25 PM]
They scammed her of some money already but her aunty caught up with them

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:25 PM]
I am not new to all this

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:26 PM]
They want me to meet her in person

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:26 PM]
I can do all those but I have to be sure who I am working with

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:26 PM]
A video call or they send me a little token

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:27 PM]
Meeting their victim in person to collect money is dangerous, what if I am arrested for the first money they collected from her

May [5/31/26 5:27 PM]
That makes sense. what did he say? we talked today

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:27 PM]
He said he doesn't know how to make video call

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:27 PM]
Who doesn't know how to make video call

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:28 PM]
Tell me about your discussion with sporus

May [5/31/26 5:28 PM]
I told you denzel is not good at things

So Mr. Braindead Calvin has admitted to:

1. Not knowing what's going on.

2. Being happy with having his pics on the dark web if he gets paid

3. Having sent pics first and thought afterwards.

Yikes

I decided to attempt to get several piggies (plan later abandoned, but it's fine):

May [5/31/26 5:29 PM]
I asked sporus abot the isue you had

May [5/31/26 5:29 PM]
And he sade maybe you can try sending severel bank acounts becase im sure you cant get all the money in one

May [5/31/26 5:29 PM]
They do not send crypto curency

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:30 PM]
They can send it to you and you send to me

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:30 PM]
What do you think

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:31 PM]
They must have legal ways of sending money

May [5/31/26 5:31 PM]
Welcome to denver were no one knos how todo anything

Apologies to any readers from Denver.

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:31 PM]
Western union

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:31 PM]
Money gram

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:31 PM]
Ria

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:31 PM]
International transfer

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:31 PM]
This are all American means of sending money

May [5/31/26 5:32 PM]
You forget there not sending money to john acros town, there sending money to afrika

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:33 PM]
We use all those in Africa baby

May [5/31/26 5:33 PM]
I kno. they dont

May [5/31/26 5:33 PM]
This is the way

May [5/31/26 5:34 PM]
international transfer

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:34 PM]
I even volunteered to send them my family friend address in the USA then they can mail it as they suggest but they said my family friend must be a member of the church and build monument in the USA

May [5/31/26 5:34 PM]
You are expecting a grop of pepole who think the telephone is made by satan to think rationely

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:34 PM]
I can accept any means of transfer

May [5/31/26 5:35 PM]
Then try the bank transfer

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:35 PM]
You have to talk to sporus to convince them on international transfer to Africa

May [5/31/26 5:36 PM]
There convinsed, just ask them

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:37 PM]
They haven't replied my friends email after he sent his home address and told them not to add the money. That they can send the electronics and find other means to send the money

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:37 PM]
They haven't replied

May [5/31/26 5:37 PM]
Are you panicking?

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:37 PM]
No baby

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:38 PM]
I am not scared because I have you

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:38 PM]
You are my strength

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:38 PM]
But you know I can't do anything without you

Music to my ears.

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:38 PM]
And this money is important to me

May [5/31/26 5:38 PM]
I think you shold try then

May [5/31/26 5:38 PM]
Both denzel and the church

May [5/31/26 5:38 PM]
If one fales you can do the other one

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:48 PM]
I done everything Denzel asked

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:48 PM]
He owes me now

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:48 PM]
For the church we need sporus to tell you other ways they send money

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:49 PM]
Sporus is young and knowledgeable

May [5/31/26 5:49 PM]
I talked to denzel and he was rely upset you asked for money and asked me if i found you at the dolar store

May [5/31/26 5:49 PM]
Sporus has a brane like mashed potatoes

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:50 PM]
I asked him for $50 as proof he is serious. You think I am so broke I do not have 50 bucks? It's either a video call or 50 bucks

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:50 PM]
I want a video call from him

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:50 PM]
That's fair for me to ask

May [5/31/26 5:50 PM]
I dont think your broke i think he thinks you are

May [5/31/26 5:51 PM]
Ill set him up for one if you want

May [5/31/26 5:51 PM]
If he dose mess you up i will get rid of him

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:51 PM]
Please set him up for one

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:51 PM]
A video call

May [5/31/26 5:52 PM]
Okie dokie

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:52 PM]
Let sporus know I have a lot of people that wants to convert to the church of the old gods too

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:52 PM]
I have to start doing them baptism

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:52 PM]
I need guidance from the church

Now here comes the REALLY fun part:

May [5/31/26 5:53 PM]
Is that serios?

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:53 PM]
Then I can send them pictures of the process as I am converting them

May [5/31/26 5:53 PM]
Theres a movment for the cult in your area now?

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:54 PM]
I told people about it that they are eager to join

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:54 PM]
Weird

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:54 PM]
I was surprised

May [5/31/26 5:54 PM]
Me to

May [5/31/26 5:54 PM]
Its a cult

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:55 PM]
Well I need a microphone to speak with that number of people

You WHAT????

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:55 PM]
We need a social media platform

For real???

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:55 PM]
You see why I need the church to send those items of theirs and the money

May [5/31/26 5:56 PM]
Thats rely intresting i understand beter now

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:56 PM]
Also when I set up the cult here, you can talk to your uncle to show you come down here to worship

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:57 PM]
And you can return whenever you want

The lad has turned into Jim Baker.

May [5/31/26 5:57 PM]
This sonds like a movie script but okay

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:58 PM]
Trust me it will work. I can invite sporus too if you want.

Oh hell no!!

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:58 PM]
But first I need to set up

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:58 PM]
We need the electronics and money

May [5/31/26 5:58 PM]
Okie dokie. maybe we can do this than and make you a rich cult leder

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 5:59 PM]
They can give you the money and you give it to me. The church said they can give it to a member of the church only. You are a member I guess

May [5/31/26 6:00 PM]
Im not a member

May [5/31/26 6:00 PM]
Im a member of noething i go to another church rember?

May [5/31/26 6:00 PM]
Not the cult

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:02 PM]
Well they trust you

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:02 PM]
Perfect

May [5/31/26 6:03 PM]
Good then thats perfect

May [5/31/26 6:04 PM]
What do i tel densel?

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:14 PM]
Fix a video call

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:14 PM]
I need to trust him to work for him

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:15 PM]
It's not about the money

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:15 PM]
But trust first

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:15 PM]
You know I am capable of any task right?

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:15 PM]
I just need to be sure he is real with this on video call

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:18 PM]
Also I am more interested in the church now since they are ready to send money and you have to help me figure it out

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:18 PM]
For Denzel , I just need a video call

May [5/31/26 6:30 PM]
Okie dokie

May [5/31/26 6:30 PM]
Ill set up one then

Calvin Klein [5/31/26 6:44 PM]
Thank you

May [5/31/26 6:44 PM]
Your welcome

May [5/31/26 6:45 PM]
Rember im going to have to tech an area boy to use a video cal system

May [5/31/26 6:45 PM]
I hope your hapy with that

So we went off to set up a meeting on video between Denzel and Calvin.

[Punchbox]

Lad is really baiting himself at this point... Great work lol

[Madlib_629]

During this time, the church was also attempting to set things up with the Jimmy Swaggart in training AKA Calvin

June 1st:

Dearest Brother Solomon:

Good afternoon to you, and I hope the Old Gods are blessing you today. We have read over your message and understood the contents of your email. While we have never had issues with shipping funds overseas before, it would be wise to take into consideration your own cultural experiences, and if you feel this cannot be accomplished safely and sanely, we are more than willing to adjust for you.

My natural son, Sporus, has suggested to me that you send multiple bank accounts, and this does seem reasonable indeed. We will calculate the limits on money transferred and revert back to you with the number of accounts that you will need to provide. Please note that we cannot transfer all of the funds at once into one bank account.

In regards to your package, a few items arrived today, but not everything yet. We are still waiting for the final items to arrive my son, which will probably be directly before the weekend. I will keep in constant contact to let you know the status and I am positive everything shall arrive here in a timely fashion.

I am especially encouraged to hear that you are seeking more converts to our faith. Africa is ripe for harvest and maybe this is the key that the Old Gods will use to open the floodgates and bring many to salvation. May you be blessed for praying to God about all of this, and do not fear, we shall certainly get all delivered on time, regardless of the methods used my son.

Yours in Blessing
Pastor Lucas P.
The Chosen One

Calvin didn't get back to the church for a few days unfortunately. He did however message May:

Calvin Klein [6/1/26 7:52 AM]
You will do a good job

Calvin Klein [6/1/26 7:53 AM]
I will be waiting dear

May [6/1/26 8:29 AM]
Good morning, upsy daisy still crazy

May [6/1/26 8:30 AM]
Sonds good

Calvin Klein [6/1/26 10:15 AM]
Okay

May [6/1/26 7:53 PM]
Day 1 of teching is done

May [6/1/26 7:53 PM]
Your not going to be hapy

June 2nd:

Calvin Klein [6/2/26 2:51 AM]
You don't have to teach him

Calvin Klein [6/2/26 2:51 AM]
When you are with him call me on video call

Calvin Klein [6/2/26 2:51 AM]
It you call me on video call yourself

Calvin Klein [6/2/26 2:51 AM]
I haven't seen you on video call before

Calvin Klein [6/2/26 2:51 AM]
I haven't seen you too

Calvin Klein [6/2/26 2:51 AM]
Very suspicious

Calvin Klein [6/2/26 2:52 AM]
Open a telegram account for him or WhatsApp or google chat

Calvin Klein [6/2/26 2:52 AM]
Then call me

Calvin Klein [6/2/26 2:52 AM]
How did I end up meeting such dullards?

Calvin Klein [6/2/26 2:53 AM]
And you actually allow this people that don't know anything about social media initiate me

Calvin Klein [6/2/26 2:53 AM]
How did they even learn about crypto?

Calvin Klein [6/2/26 2:53 AM]
Kids over here know how to video call using telegram and WhatsApp or Facebook

May [6/2/26 8:23 AM]
Your a scamer. your job is to meet dulards

May [6/2/26 8:24 AM]
Good morning, upsy daisy still crazy

May [6/2/26 8:26 AM]
If your that suspicous of everyone its fine

May [6/2/26 8:26 AM]
I opened gogle chat for him

May [6/2/26 8:32 AM]
In other news i think i have a grate way of makeing money for you

May is honestly so funny to me, because she really doesn't care if Calvin is happy or not. I think if he ended up on live TV being eaten by alligators, May would just change the channel and go back to reading a comic book.

Denzel then got back to him the same day:

Are y'all on Google chat, cause if so, I'mma try and rig up smth and talk to you.

Calvin:

Yes i am on Google chat

Thank God. I'mma try video calling on Wednesday morning.

Not on this email. I will email you

Aight thanks. Now we're finally getting somewhere. This better work cause the client is getting pissed off. And if this ain't done by the weekend, I'mma just bring Mike Okonma in, cause I'm sick of arguing with you and May tryna tell me stuff and everyone thinking I'm a stupid lil kid cause idk how to call you. F*** y'all for thinking I'm an idiot, anyways, have a great day, hope you're doing good.

How did you meet Mike okonma

I just ignored this at the time, as it would've taken too long to come up with a good story (I eventually did though).

We did indeed call, and thank you to Kitty La Gore being a blessing with that. Call will be posted next time around.

[Madlib_629]

Calvin started off the day on June 3rd:

June 3rd:

<email redacted by me>@gmail.com
This is the email we can call

Now this is weird. This email address had an odd name, so I googled it, because it didn't seem like an email name a West African would pick. It turned out, the email was the name of a mascot of a high school in the United States. So whoever had this email probably got hacked.

He also reached out on another email address that I will be calling "Barrister Tawny" and opened a Google Chat request, which I answered in the morning:

Barrister Tawny, Jun 3, 1:28 AM
Hey denzel

Barrister Tawny (via Meet ), Jun 3, 1:29 AM
You, Jun 3, 10:46 AM

Denzel, Jun 3, 10:46 AM
Hey.

Denzel, Jun 3, 10:50 AM
Hello. Howdy.

Barrister Tawny, Jun 3, 12:57 PM
I am here. How are you doing

Denzel, Jun 3, 1:27 PM
Terrible.

Barrister Tawny, Jun 3, 1:28 PM
What happened. Why is it terrible

Denzel, Jun 3, 1:32 PM
Drank too many energy drinks. Are you gonna chat/call here or the other email? You're confusing.

This last text was because he had suddenly jumped to the first email, the one with the mascot's name:

Barrister Tawny Num. 2, Jun 3, 1:35 AM
Hello it is me. We can call here

Denzel, Jun 3, 9:29 AM
Hey.
Sorry, I got high as f*** last night, I drank like three energy drinks.

Denzel, Jun 3, 11:41 AM
Where are you???

Barrister Tawny Num. 2, Jun 3, 12:53 PM
I am here now
I was busy with work

Barrister Tawny Num. 2 (via Meet ), Jun 3, 12:55 PM

Denzel, Jun 3, 1:27 PM
Hello.
Let's try this again...
Call.

Barrister Tawny Num. 2 (via Meet ), Jun 3, 1:28 PM

Barrister Tawny Num. 2, Jun 3, 1:29 PM
You are not picking up

Denzel, Jun 3, 1:31 PM
Huh?
Which email do you wanna call on? Pick one, cause I can't chat on one and call on another tf.

Denzel, Jun 3, 1:33 PM
And then he up and leaves.

Barrister Tawny Num. 2, Jun 3, 1:33 PM
I am calling you on this one

Denzel, Jun 3, 1:33 PM
Okay, then don't chat me on the other pls.
Only person ik who expects me to jump around emails...

Barrister Tawny Num. 2, Jun 3, 1:34 PM
Okay then

Denzel, Jun 3, 1:34 PM
Use this for calling AND chatting, anything else is ridiculous.

Okay then

Bet.
Call now pls.

Barrister Tawny Num. 2 (via Meet ), Jun 3, 1:34 PM

The first call thus resulted: https://voca.ro/1kr6OVA3bR2V

After the call occurred:

Denzel, Jun 3, 1:36 PM
Okay. Let's do it again....
You call me. Idk how to start the call.

Barrister Tawny Num. 2, Jun 3, 1:37 PM
Yes call me using the video sign

Denzel, Jun 3, 1:37 PM
https://voca.ro/1dbJXyffLAxp (Denzel sent a voice message)

Barrister Tawny Num. 2, Jun 3, 1:38 PM
Wait let me show you

Denzel, Jun 3, 1:38 PM
I'm on a laptop if that helps.

Denzel (via Meet ), Jun 3, 1:38 PM

Denzel, Jun 3, 1:38 PM
Ohhh got it.
Where'd you go?

Barrister Tawny Num. 2, Jun 3, 1:39 PM
Look up
Sent an image (this was a sceenshot of the chat buttons)

Denzel, Jun 3, 1:40 PM

Sent an image

I got it. Don't worry.

Barrister Tawny Num. 2, Jun 3, 1:40 PM
The part i circled with yellow ink

Denzel (via Meet ), Jun 3, 1:40 PM

Denzel, Jun 3, 1:40 PM
Join pls....
Oh, now I got some error 131, nvm then ig.
I was tryna call, call me, one more time.

Barrister Tawny Num. 2 (via Meet ), Jun 3, 1:41 PM

Link to this call here: https://voca.ro/1kXRphe8jYk2

Denzel, Jun 3, 1:45 PM
Holy s***, this video call system was built by tambourine playing monkeys on cocaine.
We'll get more success using f*****g pigeons with lil packages on their backs

Calvin didn't reply to this, wasted some of my best metaphors on that

He did get back to the church though:

<piggy sent!!>

You can send a wire transfer to my bank , you can also send western union and money gram to my name at the stores like walmart,walgreens or other outlets that have money gram and western union services.

Thank you and God will keep blessing you.

Pastor Lucas The Chosen One didn't reply however.

Nothing much happened for the rest of the day until June 4th:

June 4th:

May [6/4/26 7:53 AM]
Good morning. Upsy daisy still crazy

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 8:10 AM]
What are you up to?

May [6/4/26 8:10 AM]
Just got out of the shower

May [6/4/26 8:11 AM]
Im going to go with my mom to shoping and then be back here hopfuly at noon

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 9:30 AM]
Will you see sporus today or Denzel

May [6/4/26 9:33 AM]
Maybe i dont think so

May [6/4/26 9:34 AM]
What hapened with denzel?

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 10:15 AM]
Nothing

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 10:16 AM]
I called him on video

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 10:16 AM]
He saw my face but I can not see his

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 10:16 AM]
He is not switching in his video

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 10:16 AM]
Maybe you should call me on video call then

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 10:17 AM]
A short one let me see

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 10:17 AM]
U

Yeah, no.

May [6/4/26 12:32 PM]
Okie dokie, ill send you a video wen we get home

May [6/4/26 12:32 PM]
Were going to my uncles house now

May [6/4/26 12:32 PM]
How stupid

May [6/4/26 12:33 PM]
If he dose it agane tel him your going to talk to me abot his behveyur

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 12:57 PM]
Okay

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 12:58 PM]
He claimed he didn't know how it works

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 12:58 PM]
Is he just a thug then?

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 12:58 PM]
I thought he is good with computers

May [6/4/26 1:31 PM]
He knos some things

May [6/4/26 1:31 PM]
He told me he hasent ben good with computers sinse Windows 7 came out

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 1:59 PM]
Okay tell me the kind of things he knows

May [6/4/26 2:06 PM]
Hes very good at speling

May [6/4/26 2:07 PM]
Also he has conekshuns

May [6/4/26 2:07 PM]
You have to watch him. he dosent rely do much but i think he had inteligent eyes

May [6/4/26 2:13 PM]
But liek i sade if he makes you angry tel me and ill take care of him

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 2:17 PM]
Okay baby I will

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 2:17 PM]
We are yet to hear from the church too

May [6/4/26 4:28 PM]
Rely?

May [6/4/26 4:28 PM]
Wen was the last emale?

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 4:45 PM]
First of June

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 4:45 PM]
Though he replied third off June with his bank details

This is what is known as a garden variety lie.

May [6/4/26 4:50 PM]
Okie dokie thats good

May [6/4/26 4:50 PM]
If they dont rite then you shold rite

May [6/4/26 4:50 PM]
Sieze the day

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 4:54 PM]
He was trying to set up a dollar account so they don't ship the money instead

Uh, no, nothing like that.

May [6/4/26 4:57 PM]
Maybe god has finaly hit him with a big bolt of litening for talking sily stuff and thats why he cant anser

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 5:03 PM]
lol

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 5:03 PM]
God won't hit him yet until he sends the money first please

May [6/4/26 5:06 PM]
Okey i guess

May [6/4/26 5:06 PM]
This month is my birthday

May [6/4/26 5:07 PM]
The 29nth

May [6/4/26 5:07 PM]
And i dont kno what todo with sporus

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 5:13 PM]
How do you mean you don't know what to do with sporus?

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 5:13 PM]
Happy birthday in advance

May [6/4/26 5:21 PM]
I want to get rid of him

May [6/4/26 5:21 PM]
I dont want to mary sporus

And just as requested, here comes the hero:

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 5:23 PM]
Don't worry you won't marry him

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 5:23 PM]
Trust me on that

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 5:24 PM]
When time comes I will take action

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 5:24 PM]
First we have to use them

May [6/4/26 5:24 PM]
If i do i hope he mises me wen im gone

May [6/4/26 5:25 PM]
Im not going to live long rember?

May [6/4/26 5:26 PM]
Its fine thouh

May [6/4/26 5:26 PM]
I think i mite leaf and go live by myself somday

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 5:26 PM]
Why won't you live long?

May [6/4/26 5:27 PM]
Im going to die by 27

May [6/4/26 5:27 PM]
Thats just what hapens. its a long story

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 5:28 PM]
Tell me about it

Calvin Klein [6/4/26 5:28 PM]
In how is not some spiritual believe shit

May [6/4/26 5:31 PM]
Its my sister

May [6/4/26 5:31 PM]
She told me wen i was ten yers old she dedint see anything beyond 27 in my future

May [6/4/26 5:32 PM]
wich means i wil die then

May [6/4/26 5:32 PM]
I havent seen her sinse i was eleven yers old thouh

May [6/4/26 5:32 PM]
And its fine i can do what i like until then

Tomorrow, we will be introducing two new characters, one from me, and another from Calvin - well, actually older character - Barrister Tawny finally coming into action.